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BLOOD Ruler
Royal Uhlans
Amarr Empire
996
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Posted - 2015.01.27 00:55:00 -
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Your driving your vehicle and all of a sudden a dropship appears along with a Lav or two.
You do whatever it takes to try and shake them but its useless.
Incoming fire from the enemy dropship,you zig-zag a little so you could evade it.
The Lav begins to catch up as you do.Bumping into you,Forcing you to sway.
As you flip in the air both vertical and horizon-like,you beer and cigarette falls out.
You crash land with the nose of the Lav first.
The enemy Lav approaches
An assault steps out and walks over to you.Flashing a light in your face saying,"Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
You:No sir.
Enemy Driver: Over 120MPH with your afterburner on.
You:Oh so sorry officer,I promise not to do it again.
Enemy Driver:Okay,alright. Have you been smoking or drinking this evening?
You:Oh never.
He looks around the Lav.
Nothing
Enemy Driver:Okay,alright then,take care.
You:You too.
Dumbass... active afterburner
YOLO!!!
Drives away slick and with a smile.
Feel The Burning Pain Of My Knives While Your Skull And Mind Is Wrecked By My Pistol.
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BLOOD Ruler
Royal Uhlans
Amarr Empire
996
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Posted - 2015.01.27 00:56:00 -
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You every been in a chase,minus the cop scenario. If so tell/type me about it.
Feel The Burning Pain Of My Knives While Your Skull And Mind Is Wrecked By My Pistol.
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Insidious Bane
Ametat Security
Amarr Empire
34
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Posted - 2015.01.27 01:04:00 -
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BLOOD Ruler wrote:You every been in a chase,minus the cop scenario. If so tell/type me about it.
Was in a chase only moments Ago
Driving toward a formidable Foe
His hav was in flame trying to ditch the Lane
Sadly,he was stopped the ship and Insidious Bane.
Arise from the deptless Hell
I summon a merc I know to Well
A merc who be a master of Pain
I call on you,Insidious Bane
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LUGMOS
Quafe Premium
1694
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Posted - 2015.01.27 02:57:00 -
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Not this again...
I'd rather stab myself with a pen...
Official QuafeGäó Advocate
Anti-FoTM Prof. V
Forum Scavenger Prof. V
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BLOOD Ruler
Royal Uhlans
Amarr Empire
997
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Posted - 2015.01.27 03:30:00 -
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LUGMOS wrote:Not this again...
I'd rather stab myself with a pen...
So do it.
Feel The Burning Pain Of My Knives While Your Skull And Mind Is Wrecked By My Pistol.
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JIMvc2
Consolidated Dust
551
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Posted - 2015.01.27 03:45:00 -
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Omg hahaha. Im in class at the moment and omg did I laugh at this xD lol
MAG Raven vet 7 times. Favorite weapon F90 and Highest Kills 78 and 23 deaths.
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BLOOD Ruler
Royal Uhlans
Amarr Empire
1004
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Posted - 2015.01.27 04:00:00 -
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JIMvc2 wrote:Omg hahaha. Im in class at the moment and omg did I laugh at this xD lol
Funny,tell me about when you can.
Feel The Burning Pain Of My Knives While Your Skull And Mind Is Wrecked By My Pistol.
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