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BLOOD Ruler The Lionheart Coalition 761	Posted - 2015.01.13 01:12:00 - [1] - Quote Got out of a match just minutes ago and the funniest kill/death thing happens. As I am proceeding to hack B on a Skirmish mission,before I do... I lay three REs in the building of the objective in a line to increase chance of killing a spawn red.I placed the remotes explosive,then began to reload my Combat Rifle. Then,out of the blue a proto,Gal scouts appears in front of me.The scout not noticing the remotes,shoots at me with an AR. I got hit,jumped back,got into a corner and switch to my REs. 3 remotes in a line would indeed kill the merc. As I press the boom,boom button the gal scout comes over and kills me.But not before I hit the button. Shot in the head,red dead,smoking carcass. I was a Amarr scout Then sceen fades to black. Funny kill death moment,whats yours? Feel The Burning Pain Of My Knives While Your Skull And Mind Is Wrecked By My Pistol.
PARKOUR PRACTIONER G0DS AM0NG MEN General Tso's Alliance 2442	Posted - 2015.01.13 01:34:00 - [2] - Quote When i shotgun cause everyone automatically assumes that i use a cloak shotgun REs combo. Not exactly funny, but just knowing what most mercs assume when they get killed by a shotgun or knife or REs makes it funny to me. PSN Sil4ntChaozz/Protofits Silent Chaozz Why do i still play this? 2COM SH 2COM PD 2COM KC DSSG BSMG F/45
Orchi Aizen THE DESTROYERS AMONG DEATH 125	Posted - 2015.01.13 01:37:00 - [3] - Quote PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote: When i shotgun cause everyone automatically assumes that i use a cloak shotgun REs combo. Not exactly funny, but just knowing what most mercs assume when they get killed by a shotgun or knife or REs makes it funny to me. Same here man.
xavier zor Rogue Instincts 393	Posted - 2015.01.13 01:38:00 - [4] - Quote Nova knifing duna2002 as soon as he escaped his tank and tried to run away My to-do list when i return to dust: Logi my own way to an OB, and never use the cloak on my minja! And have some ISK!
Timtron Victory Horizons' Edge 251	Posted - 2015.01.13 01:58:00 - [5] - Quote Well I dont know if its a kill death but we had 3 rounds and I won 2 out of the 3. Against a Galente proto scout with a Tiger scout and no Min scout SP, shotgun VS Nova knife and I won Dust Weekly Lottery Proud Christian Jesus Loves You
Edau Skir2 Sebiestor Field Sappers Minmatar Republic 275	Posted - 2015.01.13 02:01:00 - [6] - Quote Absolutely anytime I 1v1 a proto and we both kill each other at the same moment. That's always fun on the kill feed. Resident pasty smasher
Thor Odinson42 Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 5733	Posted - 2015.01.13 02:58:00 - [7] - Quote Some dude from Planet Express f'd me up 4x with a PC. One time from like 75 meters out of nowhere. Low payouts ensure that only the best are running decent gear.
One Eyed King Land of the BIind 7151	Posted - 2015.01.13 02:58:00 - [8] - Quote Back when HP was lower, and locus grenades could actually kill people, I was on a lower level, trying to throw a grenade over a railing at someone on a higher level. Well, I screwed up, and the grenade came back right at me. I was like FML. Then someone came up behind me and started shooting at me Suicide for me that was going to happen anways AND a +50 for the kill. Thunderbolt. verb and noun. "James thunderbolted in his pants." "I lit a bag of thunderbolt on fire on CCP's doorway"
Joel II X Bacon with a bottle of Quafe 5463	Posted - 2015.01.13 03:20:00 - [9] - Quote When I dickslapped a hoe off a bridge.
DAAAA BEAST Corrosive Synergy 514	Posted - 2015.01.13 03:31:00 - [10] - Quote Thor Odinson42 wrote: Some dude from Planet Express f'd me up 4x with a PC. One time from like 75 meters out of nowhere. That must be Grand Master Kubo. What did you expect from the officer of the PLC ? MY DUST 514 VIDEOS I sniper hunt . What about you ?

Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 3516	Posted - 2015.01.13 03:36:00 - [11] - Quote Funniest death was a melee duel i had with someone because we both ran out of ammo. I was at lower health, but started meleeing first, got one shot in, but he killed me before i could land the final blow Funniest kill...hmmm....idk. Too many to count, and every things boring now really running an assault instead of scout. Its far too easy. Actually, now that I think about it, I killed Rampy in a Q-Sync against MFW by AE/R* while in my base HP min scout fit with 2x links with a SG, and he was in his proto 900 HP Gal Assault 6-kin ACR, and LOLed. He ended up going 24-11 against complete randoms. "Minja" and "Masochist" are synonyms. FA's Shotgunning T-Dome Champ I piss Remote Explosives and shit Shotgun shells.
tal mrak-thanl Aethan Dor 24	Posted - 2015.01.13 03:53:00 - [12] - Quote A few days ago I spawned into a team that was redlined w/ 75% left on the mcc. After making four solo attempts at the objective in which not a single teammate spawned on my uplink right around the corner from the burn zone, I decided to try out one of those creodron tanks I got from daily missions. There I am, not a soul around, stupid tank fairy is taking unusually long to arrive, when lo and behold a glowing red lav screams across the map. Whew, I thought, He didn't notice me standing in the middle of a field in a logi bpo. But no, the passenger jumps out, three shots me with a CR from 70M and hacks the tank that literally fell on my corpse. I respawned with just enough time to jump on the tank and rage melee it pointlessly until I was flung off and roadkilled.
Viagra Pills Mannar Focused Warfare Gallente Federation 0	Posted - 2015.01.13 03:57:00 - [13] - Quote When the enemy team started to shoot in the air, I ran to them with REs, placed 3, and when they started to shoot at me I pressed Detonate. And basically the killfeed after the match was hilarious, 11 kills I think including my own clone.
LT SHANKS Amarr Templars Amarr Empire 4617	Posted - 2015.01.13 04:04:00 - [14] - Quote Funniest Kill - See tank and shoot it with PLC. Tank receives no damage... but see +50. Look at killfeed. Guess I killed a cloaked Scout by accident. Funniest Death - Mid game in Domination Line Harvest. Waiting at area for Supply Depot to drop. Receive slight trickle damage and look to see who's shooting me. BAM! Supply depot falls on my face.
Harpyja Legio DXIV 2262	Posted - 2015.01.13 04:18:00 - [15] - Quote It's not exactly unique... occurs for me at least once a day... but it makes me crack a grin every time I kill someone with my large railgun and their bodies go cartwheeling (literally) in the air. Can't think of any funny deaths I've had recently though... Edit: oh yes, now I remember. It was on Border Gulch. I was in my heavy suit by the supply depot at objective B (map for reference) and I was looking out up to the surrounding ledges overlooking the area. I see some reds up there but for some reason I didn't pay attention to them. I'm standing still and I see this glowing thing appear from the furthest ledge about 60 meters away or so and next thing I know, I'm dead from a plasma cannon. Talk about being a deer frozen in headlights "By His light, and His will"- The Scriptures, 12:32
Sgt Kirk Fatal Absolution 9200	Posted - 2015.01.13 04:37:00 - [16] - Quote My Coworker. Got killed by a Dropship that crashed that blew up a RE that killed her. CCP holds the Caldari's hand so this doesn't happen again.
The Eristic Dust 90210 689	Posted - 2015.01.13 05:01:00 - [17] - Quote Chasing a tank into the Biomass Outpost in my PlC/IP/PAV Gal Scout with 250 hp, ARR Amarr Assault with about 700 hp pops out in the gate, cannon splash takes out his shield, not close enough to get the whole IP clip into him but do get him a good way into armor, somehow he manages to not kill me with his full ARR clip, misses all his BP shots and starts reloading, I'm down to like 30 hp so I just go for it, throw a PAV at him and he kinda panics and jumps around (which I guess interrupts his reload), I sprint straight at him, jump over him while aiming down and pressing R3 as many times as I possibly can, +50. Couldn't freaking believe it. Dude must've been the worst shot ever. Reality is the original Rorschach. Verily! So much for all that.
BLOOD Ruler The Lionheart Coalition 773	Posted - 2015.01.13 05:32:00 - [18] - Quote Nice stuff. Feel The Burning Pain Of My Knives While Your Skull And Mind Is Wrecked By My Pistol.
Twelve Guage Death Firm. 420	Posted - 2015.01.13 10:16:00 - [19] - Quote I was in a vehicle trying to get away from a tank so I hit my speed boost thing and in a frenzy hit a rock that 360 flipped my car on group of red berrys. Another vehicle one. I was trying to get to an object but it was to far away so I called in a vehicle only to have a the biggest ** of a heavy in another vehicle roll up behind me and try and kill me. So I fell back to some not so grate cover. I was ready to fight this ass to the bitter end.This guy in all of his douchiness pursues me but then something happen I get a plus 50 plus 40. I was confused he most definitely was confused then I realized that vehicle I called in must have landed on his car and blow him to. Factional warfare ture story bro. Was in yet another vehicle with two random green dots to take an objective. I told them that when we get to the objective that they needed to jump out so I could recall my vehicle. We get there one green dot jumps out and the other one whos in the gunner sit stayed. So I go hey man you need to get out of my vehicle. He go make me. I go really i'm trying to help win the game. He says yeah you can do that by driving me around. I look at this guy and tell again to leave the vehicle or I will kill him. He says go a head * he has no problem punishing me and spending the rest off the match trying to get me kick out of Fw because i wouldn't let him keep my car. I told him there are ways to kill people without being punished. He gos yeah you think so *. I go yeah you sad fail of an abortion. I then pull up in front of a red turret I hop out of my car really fast to shoot the thing then hop back in and drive around in a circle three seconds later ass-face of the century is dead. I laughter all the way back to my previous objective then kicks ***** from squad. Sandwich maker LVL. 5 You've been like by Twelve Gauge = her grabbing your @$$. My like button is back. C:<
cray cray FISH Caught Me With My Pants Down 21	Posted - 2015.01.13 10:51:00 - [20] - Quote It was a while ago, but funniest kill i have seen, I was shooting a scout, he was almost dead when a blue dot jumped off some pipes and landed on him and he died. Kill feed just said (Died). I wasn't even mad with the assist Catchphrase: "I hate team games, I'm shellfish" Team BD's Resident Fish

ishtellian SAM-MIK General Tso's Alliance 94	Posted - 2015.01.13 11:22:00 - [21] - Quote I was up from like 6 in the morning this day to like 6 in the morning again, I decided it would be a good Idea to play dust and try to complete a few missions ( i hadnt played Dust all day )v So I'm hella tired and completely out of it, I put some RE's on objective D, it gets hacked but I dont notice it, I go back to D like 5 minutes later jsut from roaming around not really trying to go to a certain objective and i start to hack D back " Oh man! Someone hacking D! " I switch to my RE's and blow myself up. I went to bed after I did that. My Heavy Never Dies. Logibro In training.
Jathniel G I A N T 1412	Posted - 2015.01.13 14:27:00 - [22] - Quote Actually have two. 1. Was an an ambush match. Had four reds shooting at me, with one heavy going out of his way to kill me. I was playing peek-a-boo with him around a small obstacle while my shield recharge, poor guy couldn't get to me for anything. He started backing off toward his friends. I cooked a flux grenade, just as two friendly heavies was approaching them from behind. I fluxed them, and the friendlies finished them off. 2. Another ambush. I got a good flank on one too many reds. So I decided not to engage. I backed off, but noticed there was an enemy scout that had a hard-on for me. I backed off, but he followed. I shot him once, just to scare him off, and not call attention from his buddies. A few moments later I was going off randomly shooting my gun since we about won the match, and I ran around a corner shooting, and the same scout runs right into me out of nowhere and I kill him by headshot on accident. Loved it. Retired
Thor Odinson42 Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 5735	Posted - 2015.01.13 16:28:00 - [23] - Quote DAAAA BEAST wrote: Thor Odinson42 wrote: Some dude from Planet Express f'd me up 4x with a PC. One time from like 75 meters out of nowhere. That must be Grand Master Kubo. What did you expect from the officer of the PLC ? No, it wasn't him. I sent the dude a mail telling him that it was impressive. I'll have to check next time I'm in game. Low payouts ensure that only the best are running decent gear.
2Berries Ghosts of Dawn General Tso's Alliance 549	Posted - 2015.01.13 16:48:00 - [24] - Quote Back in 1.5, i was trying to flank a squad when i came upon 2 scouts. Short fight ensues where they are both about half dead while I'm just about finished myself. In a last ditch effort i throw a nade hoping to take one of them with me. Forgot i was packing AV nades. Died & fell to the ground just in time to watch my nade bounce off the wall & land on my chest, doing absolutely nothing to anybody. I hope they laughed just as much as i did. Have you considered a career in costumed aggression?
Grand Master Kubo PIanet Express Smart Deploy 279	Posted - 2015.01.13 16:49:00 - [25] - Quote Thor Odinson42 wrote: DAAAA BEAST wrote: Thor Odinson42 wrote: Some dude from Planet Express f'd me up 4x with a PC. One time from like 75 meters out of nowhere. That must be Grand Master Kubo. What did you expect from the officer of the PLC ? No, it wasn't him. I sent the dude a mail telling him that it was impressive. I'll have to check next time I'm in game. BrotherofHavok and Gh0st M0D3 run plasma cannons frequently.
BLOOD Ruler The Lionheart Coalition 776	Posted - 2015.01.13 22:40:00 - [26] - Quote Hmmm Feel The Burning Pain Of My Knives While Your Skull And Mind Is Wrecked By My Pistol.
LUGMOS Quafe Premium 1513	Posted - 2015.01.13 23:02:00 - [27] - Quote ishtellian wrote: I was up from like 6 in the morning this day to like 6 in the morning again, I decided it would be a good Idea to play dust and try to complete a few missions ( i hadnt played Dust all day )v So I'm hella tired and completely out of it, I put some RE's on objective D, it gets hacked but I dont notice it, I go back to D like 5 minutes later jsut from roaming around not really trying to go to a certain objective and i start to hack D back " Oh man! Someone hacking D! " I switch to my RE's and blow myself up. I went to bed after I did that. O.o Now that's impressive... Official QuafeGäó Advocate Anti-FoTM Prof. V Forum Scavenger Prof. V
Patt MaCrotch Capital Acquisitions LLC Bad Intention 71	Posted - 2015.01.13 23:09:00 - [28] - Quote Was calling in an LAV, just standing there waiting on it, as the bolas came down a red berry scout uncloaked right in front of me a few meters away and the LAV dropped on him...... LMFAO!
BLOOD Ruler The Lionheart Coalition 779	Posted - 2015.01.14 00:06:00 - [29] - Quote Patt MaCrotch wrote: Was calling in an LAV, just standing there waiting on it, as the bolas came down a red berry scout uncloaked right in front of me a few meters away and the LAV dropped on him...... LMFAO! The exact thing happened to me yesterday but reverse a little,I call in a dropship and an Amarr shotgun scout uncloaks in front of me. He kills me,enraged I ran to my deplored dropship,which the scout was throwing fluxes at it. Destroyed my ship,costing me money, I look around and he's not there, my every instinct told me(He cloaked himself). I looked to the left and spotted a blue glitter,Fired at it with Breach and emerged from it the bastard scout.I double tap him for my dropship. Then screen turns black. I'm serious,that happen. Feel The Burning Pain Of My Knives While Your Skull And Mind Is Wrecked By My Pistol.
Yokal Bob Murphys-Law General Tso's Alliance 630	Posted - 2015.01.14 00:16:00 - [30] - Quote This wasnt mine but i got to witness it. There were remotes on the ground and a red jumped down, the remotes were detonated before he touched the ground and he went flying back to where he came from. I couldn't stop laughing. My funniest kill has to be the death of a thale sniper. He killed me from atop his mcc, but didnt notice there were 2 friendly snipers and uplinks also on his mcc. So i spawned in on his mcc in my heavy suit and killed him. i watched his body slowly slide down the side of the mcc, i proceeded to jump on it as it fell. Funiest death has to be being teamkilled by spawning in a tank that had a mobile CRU then it running me over. it was annoying but amusing. Didnt stop me from punishing the driver though /{o.o}/ ---L Inflatable hammer strikes again



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