DUST Search - Yo Heavy So Fat

WeapondigitX V7 wrote:

yo heavy so fat he's death gives more War Points than an MCC kill in closed beta.

yo heavy so fat she road kills HAVs

yo heavy so fat commandos don't need to sprint to melee you

yo heavy so fat he shows that sumo wrestlers CAN run away

yo heavy so fat I use your HMG clip as my billion isk purse

yo heavy so fat he can guard all pubs that sell beers

yo heavy so fat her reflection in the mirror can not contain her awesomeness

yo heavy so fat he can handle the truth

yo heavy so fat he's waist size is still infinity at the speed of light
(laws of physics don't apply to him, length is perceived to be or actually is reduced the closer another person is to the speed of light relative to you) (length measurement is in the direction of the velocity of the person)

yo heavy so fat he exceeds the Exemplars corporation member capacity (1000)

yo heavy so fat he reduces the frame rate to zero

yo heavy so fat one 'like ' is not enough

yo heavy so fat he'll die another day

yo heavy is so fat the world is not enough for he's appetite

yo heavy so fat my jaw drops past ground level to hell

yo heavy so fat he got the devils pardon and was resurrected

yo heavy so fat he extinguished the flames of hell

yo heavy so fat he self propagates like EM waves


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robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 487	Posted - 2015.01.12 04:36:00 - [1] - Quote Yo heavy so fat when an lav hit him he said hey! who threw that stone? Yo heavy so fat when I told him to haul ass he had to make two trips Yo heavy so fat he can't fit in this joke Robin Williams endorses this corp
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 488	Posted - 2015.01.12 17:26:00 - [2] - Quote Yo heavy so fat when I blew him up with an RE I got a triple kill Yo heavy so fat when there's an warbarge strike teammates run to you for cover Robin Williams endorses this corp
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 499	Posted - 2015.01.12 20:56:00 - [3] - Quote Yo heavy so fat last time he crashed the server they blamed it on the next closest thing in size... North Korea Robin Williams endorses this corp
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 501	Posted - 2015.01.12 22:22:00 - [4] - Quote Yo heavy so fat even Gandolf had to let him pass Robin Williams endorses this corp
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 510	Posted - 2015.01.13 19:57:00 - [5] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he has to deploy in sections Robin Williams endorses this corp
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 518	Posted - 2015.01.13 20:06:00 - [6] - Quote Yo heavy so fat they had to make logis "Twinkie Yellow" to keep him from wandering Robin Williams endorses this corp
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 544	Posted - 2015.01.15 03:22:00 - [7] - Quote Yo heavy so fat, he only checked his email because he heard it was full of spam Robin Williams endorses this corp
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 546	Posted - 2015.01.15 04:07:00 - [8] - Quote 7th Son 7 wrote: Yo heavy so fat that when he had to crap a scout came out! Yo heavy so fat when scout fly out ass and toss remote, explosion bounces back and makes scout go bang. Robin Williams endorses this corp
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 547	Posted - 2015.01.15 04:14:00 - [9] - Quote And for you bbfm's (big beautiful female mercs) Yo heavy so fat she just had a baby. And it was delicious. Robin Williams endorses this corp
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 548	Posted - 2015.01.15 12:08:00 - [10] - Quote Yo heavy so fat a dropship bumped into him and the dropship got road killed. Robin Williams endorses this corp

robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 548	Posted - 2015.01.15 13:01:00 - [11] - Quote Yo heavy so fat the back of his neck looks like a nanohive icon Robin Williams endorses this corp
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 548	Posted - 2015.01.15 13:04:00 - [12] - Quote Yo heavy so fat when he teabags an enemy they get "fatal error, game cannot continue" Robin Williams endorses this corp
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 551	Posted - 2015.01.16 12:10:00 - [13] - Quote Yo heavy so fat his blood type is quafe Robin Williams endorses this corp
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 551	Posted - 2015.01.16 12:36:00 - [14] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he thinks molden heath is a candy bar Robin Williams endorses this corp
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 575	Posted - 2015.01.16 22:01:00 - [15] - Quote Yo heavy so fat, every time he spawns the clone count goes down by two Robin Williams endorses this corp
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 583	Posted - 2015.01.17 05:32:00 - [16] - Quote WeapondigitX V7 wrote: yo heavy so fat he's death gives more War Points than an MCC kill in closed beta. yo heavy so fat she road kills HAVs yo heavy so fat commandos don't need to sprint to melee you yo heavy so fat he shows that sumo wrestlers CAN run away yo heavy so fat I use your HMG clip as my billion isk purse yo heavy so fat he can guard all pubs that sell beers yo heavy so fat her reflection in the mirror can not contain her awesomeness yo heavy so fat he can handle the truth yo heavy so fat he's waist size is still infinity at the speed of light (laws of physics don't apply to him, length is perceived to be or actually is reduced the closer another person is to the speed of light relative to you) (length measurement is in the direction of the velocity of the person) yo heavy so fat he exceeds the Exemplars corporation member capacity (1000) yo heavy so fat he reduces the frame rate to zero yo heavy so fat one 'like ' is not enough yo heavy so fat he'll die another day yo heavy is so fat the world is not enough for he's appetite yo heavy so fat my jaw drops past ground level to hell yo heavy so fat he got the devils pardon and was resurrected yo heavy so fat he extinguished the flames of hell yo heavy so fat he self propagates like EM waves Fail Robin Williams endorses this corp
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 589	Posted - 2015.01.17 20:38:00 - [17] - Quote Yo heavy so fat when he's coming up over a hill in a shiny apex suit it looks like the sun is rising Robin Williams endorses this corp
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 617	Posted - 2015.01.20 15:40:00 - [18] - Quote Yo heavy so fat when God said let there be light, he meant move your fat ass outta the way. Robin Williams endorses this corp
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 634	Posted - 2015.01.20 15:47:00 - [19] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he doesn't strafe, he truffle shuffles. Robin Williams endorses this corp
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 642	Posted - 2015.01.21 04:20:00 - [20] - Quote Meisterjager Jagermeister wrote: Yo heavy so fat he turns the Playstation Move into Playstation I Gotta Sit Down For A While. Yo heavy so fat, when he went to sit down, he realized he already was. Robin Williams endorses this corp

robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 646	Posted - 2015.01.21 18:49:00 - [21] - Quote Yo heavy so fat, logis don't just follow him, they orbit him. Robin Williams endorses this corp
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 1043	Posted - 2015.03.17 17:35:00 - [22] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he doesn't need a cardiac regulator when he sprints, he needs a cardiac defibrillator Robin Williams endorses this corp
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 1043	Posted - 2015.03.17 17:55:00 - [23] - Quote Yo heavy so fat when he sees these bunny hoppers go flying up in the air he just tips his head back, opens his mouth and waits for a free meal. Robin Williams endorses this corp