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Silver Strike44 347	Posted - 2014.12.30 09:56:00 - [1] - Quote Skel is still off on his own. He has just arrived at an abandoned communications facility. Skel: I can't believe those fgts never thought to look for a place like this to call for help. Skel goes inside and manages to get the place working again. He calls GHL. Skel: GHL, are you there, fgt? GHL: You're alive? Skel: Yeah, I'm not a fgt. GHL: Is anyone else still alive. Skel: A couple of those fgts are still alive, but they are going to need help. GHL: What kind of help? Skel: I can't be sure, but probably medical help, knowing those fgts. GHL: Okay, who are still alive? Skel: As far as I know, the fgts that are still alive are Devin, Thunder, Big D, Myth, and the biggest fgt of all, Harry. GHL: So, a far larger number of my men are alive than your men? Funny. Skel: It's not my fault that I was assigned complete fgts and some of your guys weren't complete fgts. GHL: It doesn't matter. Are you or any of them in possession of the REs. Skel: No, a certain massive fgt lost them. GHL: Of course. Skel: Yeah, just send the fgt-ass medic to my location and I will go from there. GHL: Okay, I will let Z know what has happened. GHL hangs up and then calls Z. Z: Are you seriously calling me right now, GHL? I'm in the middle of a clutch game, yo. GHL: So, most of Delta squad are presumed dead in addition to one from Alpha squad. Z: So, who died? Anyone I cared about? GHL: Well, I would assume you care about all of your men. I'm pretty sure Ben, Bob, Patrick, Ken, Myth, and Gav are all dead. There could be more dead. The only one I can confirm is alive for sure is Skel. Z: What about Harry? GHL: I believe he is still alive. Why? Z: Uh, no reason, just asking. GHL: Okay, well Skel has requested a medic. Who should I send? Z: Send Orion. He has been dying to get involved. Also, just so you know, I sent Wolfi to help a while ago. GHL: Got it. I'll let you know if anything else happens. Z: Okay...huck that na-- The transmission ends. GHL sends Orion to Oddelulf to help the gang. His pod lands outside the communication facility where Skel is located. Skel: It's about time you got here, fgt. Orion: My repair tool and nanite injector are at your service. Skel: Cool story, fgt. Let's go. The two of the search for and eventually find some of the gang. Just moments ago, Wolfi killed Myth. Orion: So, who should I revive. Wolfi: What do you mean revive? Orion: What it means to revive is to, esssentially, bring them back from the dead. Wolfi: It's that easy? Orion: Well, it isn't as simple as it may seem to you at this moment. In some instances, an individual can be revived. In others, they cannot. Wolfi: What makes it so they can't be revived? Orion: I really do not know, I just revive when I can. Wolfi: Well revive these two if you can. Orion revives Big D who is still badly injured. Orion reps Thunder. Orion: This one here could be revived. This other one just needed to be repaired. That one over there cannot be repaired or revived. Wolfi: That's Myth. I don't think we would want him back anyways. Skel: Why? What did that fgt do. Thunder: Well, he shot Big D and me, for starters. Wolfi: Yeah, he was saying something about someone named AWOX before I killed him. Big D: Guys, I still need help. Wolfi: Can't you repair him or something? Orion: No, I cannot. Big D: Why not? Orion: I do not know. It simply doesn't work that way. Harry: I can probably kiss it and make it feel better. You know, if you want. Thunder: Wow, he went a really long time without saying something really stupid. I'm almost impressed. Almost. Skel: I found a communications facility while you fgts were killing each other. We can call GHL and get this fgt out of here. Big D: Hey! I'm not gay. Skel: Okay, but you're still a fgt. Wolfi: Well, let's get going to that facility, then. Thunder: If we are able to call for help, maybe there's a way we can save Devin now. Wolfi: We'll see. Let's go. The gang heads back to the communications facility and find it completely destroyed. Thunder: **** Harry: Yes, please. Wolfi: What do we do now? Orion: Well, I suppose we could send Big D back to the ship in the pod I arrived in since he is in need of medical attention I cannot provide here in the field with my limited supplies. Big D: Works for me. Thunder: Tell GHL everything that has happened when you get there. Big D gets in the pod and returns to the ship. GHL: Okay, sum up everything for me. Big D: Alright, the three teams landed in different places. Devin kills a bunch of Minmatar and Skel takes out an army after that army kills Ben. Harry finds the REs and gets Ken killed in the process. They all meet up and run from another army which Skel defeats, but only after my dropship gets destroyed, which was complete bullshit, by the way, and Bob gets killed. Then, Myth gets taken by some Minmatar. Eventually we track him down, but Patrick dies along the way and Wolfi shows up. Myth was in some Gallente city where a bunch of stuff happened and Devin is going to be executed pretty soon. Then, Myth went crazy gets killed by Wolfi right after he shoots Thunder and me. Skel shows up with Orion who patches us up and we go back to where Orion landed to find the communications place destroyed. So, here I am. Wow, that sounded super white. GHL: All of that explained in that little time. Huh. Anyways, it sounds like Devin needs to be saved and the REs still need to be recovered. I am putting you on medical leave until further notice. We can't really spare any more guys at this point, so they are just going to have to make due with what they have on the planet right now. Big D: You realize they are all probably going to die, right? GHL: Yep. Oh, the things we blindly do for our great leader. Check out my latest story.
CPM Awox xXEspeon's VillageXx 39	Posted - 2014.12.30 17:30:00 - [2] - Quote I should have double tapped... Killed again has Super-Ebola.
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution 3261	Posted - 2014.12.30 17:32:00 - [3] - Quote I still hope Myth gets raped. 99% of what Derrith says is stupidity. -D3lta Blitzkrieg Oh yeah?! Well, I love redheads.
CPM Awox xXEspeon's VillageXx 39	Posted - 2014.12.30 17:33:00 - [4] - Quote Derrith Erador wrote: I still hope Myth gets raped. He still has more quafe then you in the Awox after-life. Bruh. Killed again has Super-Ebola.
XEROO COOL Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 1137	Posted - 2014.12.30 19:11:00 - [5] - Quote Xeroo not involved... not a real FA story... :-p Xeroo.Cool on Skype. Kyle720 on PSN
Harry Bawlss Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 23	Posted - 2014.12.30 23:02:00 - [6] - Quote Possible spoil alert-------- but am I going to be the big hero !? or not that i have said this, am I the next one to die ? Stay tuned for the next episode.. Shieeeets getting crazy. But I am glad to see Big D back in action
Atiim Titans of Phoenix 14736	Posted - 2014.12.30 23:21:00 - [7] - Quote Not hating on your story, but shouldn't this be in the IGS? The 1st Matari Commando -HAND
Silver Strike44 349	Posted - 2014.12.31 01:40:00 - [8] - Quote Atiim wrote: Not hating on your story, but shouldn't this be in the IGS? I never even considered posting these anywhere but the war room until I had already posted several stories. I like to think that the small bits of satire in these stories make them worthy of the war room. Check out my latest story.
D4GG3R 708	Posted - 2014.12.31 01:43:00 - [9] - Quote Silver Strike44 wrote: Atiim wrote: Not hating on your story, but shouldn't this be in the IGS? I never even considered posting these anywhere but the war room until I had already posted several stories. I like to think that the small bits of satire in these stories make them worthy of the war room. I actually really look forward to reading these. Thanks silver:) I'm pretty plain. I watch anime for the boobs
CPM Awox xXEspeon's VillageXx 63	Posted - 2014.12.31 01:44:00 - [10] - Quote Harry Bawlss wrote: Possible spoil alert-------- but am I going to be the big hero !? or not that i have said this, am I the next one to die ? Stay tuned for the next episode.. Shieeeets getting crazy. But I am glad to see Big D back in action Id be more worried about the Great Awox taking over another *** Killed again has Super-Ebola.
Silver Strike44 351	Posted - 2014.12.31 01:50:00 - [11] - Quote D4GG3R wrote: Silver Strike44 wrote: Atiim wrote: Not hating on your story, but shouldn't this be in the IGS? I never even considered posting these anywhere but the war room until I had already posted several stories. I like to think that the small bits of satire in these stories make them worthy of the war room. I actually really look forward to reading these. Thanks silver:) Thanks, man. That means a lot. Check out my latest story.
el OPERATOR Capital Acquisitions LLC 662	Posted - 2015.01.01 00:25:00 - [12] - Quote Went PSPlus in anticipation of the Telletale Games' series based on these events becoming available. Keep 'em coming, Silver! Open-Beta Vet. Drunk Night Tree Burner. This is my Main and Original. DUST514 is WARFARE, not WAR-FAIR.
Silver Strike44 355	Posted - 2015.01.01 03:37:00 - [13] - Quote el OPERATOR wrote: Went PSPlus in anticipation of the Telletale Games' series based on these events becoming available. Keep 'em coming, Silver! Will do. Check out my latest story.
Orion Sanjeet Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 254	Posted - 2015.01.02 03:57:00 - [14] - Quote Wow, surprisingly accurate portrayal. If we ever play together, remind me to rep you. Ebola makes me feel all warm and squishy inside.
Lahut K'mar Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 14	Posted - 2015.01.10 16:08:00 - [15] - Quote Harry's background is red. Red = Female Therefore Harry is female and not a F.A.ggot, but merely a ****. Horrifying? That's a strange way to spell "romantic". FIX THE WHEEL, CCP!
el OPERATOR Capital Acquisitions LLC Bad Intention 733	Posted - 2015.01.10 16:50:00 - [16] - Quote Lahut K'mar wrote: Harry's background is red. Red = Female Therefore Harry is female and not a F.A.ggot, but merely a ****. What a twist!! Open-Beta Vet. Drunk Night Tree Burner. This is my Main and Original. DUST514 is WARFARE, not WAR-FAIR.
Silver Strike44 528	Posted - 2015.02.22 00:55:00 - [17] - Quote Bump. My YouTube Channel

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