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        |  KING CHECKMATE
 Opus Arcana
 Covert Intervention
 
 6529
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.12.24 23:49:00 -
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 The point of this thread is actually pointless.
 
 Just imagine you ARE your merc and you have your room filled with those Strong Boxes you cant open...
 What to do with them!?!?!
 
 I've already read some pretty imaginative responses....
 
 ME?
 -Well, Im just Throwing them out the Ship i currently live at...
 -Sometimes while roof camping i just throw them at people below me, i've broke the neck of a couple of scouts this way, whats funnier is than then they get it as salvage...
 -If i get more i might just building my own ship with them as hull, considering they are literally indestructible (I've tried everything with them)
 - They are not attractive and have some kind of Automated Tazer, so do not used them for anything rated 'R' .
 
 
 Amarrian Born And State Patriot. | 
      
      
        |  2Berries
 Ghosts of Dawn
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 454
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.12.24 23:59:00 -
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 I would build a little fort in my quarters, equipped with hatch that opens to the room. Then yell at the door to my quarters:
 
 "YOU SEE, IT F*CKIN OPENS! THAT'S WHAT A DOOR SHOULD DO!"
 
 Then stand next to my couch, cause sitting is for scrubs in other universes, retun to watching the market place marathon on tv that has been running FOREVER. Hope i didn't miss anything.
 
 Have you considered a career in costumed aggression? | 
      
      
        |  Pocket Rocket Girl
 Psygod9
 
 181
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.12.24 23:59:00 -
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 Im going to build a MCC so I can ram other MCC's and take them down.
 
 The Little Girl with the HMG | 
      
      
        |  2Berries
 Ghosts of Dawn
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 455
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.12.25 00:07:00 -
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 Pocket Rocket Girl wrote:Im going to build a MCC so I can ram other MCC's and take them down. I thought about making a pocket rocket girl from my boxes, but was asked to keep it clean
  
 Have you considered a career in costumed aggression? | 
      
      
        |  Ice Royal Glantix
 Subsonic Synthesis
 RISE of LEGION
 
 46
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.12.25 00:26:00 -
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 I would use them as plates on my commando, that way I could actually live when I start taking fire.
  
 "Don't be dead; be happy!" | 
      
      
        |  Kaltos Darksbane
 Murphys-Law
 
 341
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.12.25 00:30:00 -
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 Ill build a tower into space and start shooting my plc at passing capsuleers.
 
 If you don't receive the answer you want please be patient, my "F**k's Given" dispenser is broke. | 
      
      
        |  DarthJT5
 12th Shadow Legion
 
 173
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.12.25 00:34:00 -
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 im covering mine with explosives and putting them in my XT's. it adds some projectile damage to them AND I can re use the strongboxes so im saving isk on my ammo.
 
 Dedicated Shield Tanking vet since Open Beta. Up and coming Python pilot. The awnser is always XT missiles.... | 
      
      
        |  deezy dabest
 IMPERIAL SPECIAL FORCES GROUP
 
 1452
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.12.25 06:54:00 -
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 Might as well stack them all on the couch. We can not sit on it anyway.
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        |  TIGER SHARK1501
 Savage Bullet
 
 81
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.12.25 06:59:00 -
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 I plan on building a box fort!
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        |  Fizzer XCIV
 Heaven's Lost Property
 Negative-Feedback
 
 1555
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.12.25 07:00:00 -
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 Ice Royal Glantix wrote:I would use them as plates on my commando, that way I could actually live when I start taking fire.   You see Ivan, when you wear crates like me, enemy no shoot you in fear of damaging Officer is weppon!
 
 Someone's gotta tell the stupids that their ideas are bad, and I guess it's my job... Armor has always been bad. | 
      
      
        |  Ghosts Chance
 Inf4m0us
 
 2683
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.12.25 07:00:00 -
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 as a member of the sebestor tribe its what i make all my dropsuits out of :P
 
 i can make anything out of anything using anything :P
 
 Minmatar is Winmatar  Creed of the Minja - "I'm a leaf on the wind" I am Chances Ghost | 
      
      
        |  Llast 326
 An Arkhos
 
 5916
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.12.25 07:09:00 -
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 Been playing MQ Minecraft with mineGǪ bloody Creepers with REs keep showing up thoughGǪ
 Still nothing opens these boxes
 
 MOAR Ladders  | 
      
      
        |  Alex-ZX
 Valor Coalition
 Red Whines.
 
 102
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.12.25 08:39:00 -
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 Easy, I hijack a jovian (ccp) with a blueprint of keys, then I'm sure there are more blueprints that I'm sure I'll be able to steal or make, after all is the legendary jove empire, after all maybe I don't need boxes anymore
 
 *Alex's modified ZX-030 HMG Luis' modified VC-107 CR Alex's modified VC-107 SMG* Owner of this beasts | 
      
      
        |  KING CHECKMATE
 Opus Arcana
 Covert Intervention
 
 6546
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.12.26 14:25:00 -
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 Ghosts Chance wrote:as a member of the sebestor tribe its what i make all my dropsuits out of :P
 i can make anything out of anything using anything :P
 
 Actually, you are just a deluded caldari.
 
 Get over it Chance. XD
 
 Accept your people...
 
 Amarrian Born And State Patriot. | 
      
      
        |  CrotchGrab 360
 Yon Hyaku Nijuu Moyase
 
 1755
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.12.26 14:31:00 -
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 INTERGALACTIC CONKERS TOURNAMENT
 
 Let's see who has the STRONGest STRONGbox.
 
 Mercs take turns facing each other in their merc quarters by sliding down the stairs on their strongboxes, whoever's box survives wins and gets to keep the contents of the losers strongbox!
 
 You can also create a variant of this game if you're a heavy by just throwing them at each other.
 
 DUST VIDEOS | 
      
      
        |  Jaysyn Larrisen
 OSG Planetary Operations
 Covert Intervention
 
 1420
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.12.26 15:58:00 -
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 Minecraft514.
 
 "Endless money forms the sinews of War." - Cicero Skype: jaysyn.larrisen Twitter: @JaysynLarrisen | 
      
      
        |  Yeeeuuuupppp
 B.A.L.A.M.O.R.Y. G.L.O.R.Y.
 
 756
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.12.26 20:00:00 -
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 Build a Fort made of strongboxes
 
 See you on the flip side brother PSN: GMANCASH One day I hope to cover a caldari stripper in chocolate | 
      
      
        |  robin williams' ghost
 whisky tango foxtrot sir
 
 362
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.12.26 20:27:00 -
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 I would design a new mass driver capable of hurling them at red dots
 
 Robin Williams endorses this corp | 
      
      
        |  KING CHECKMATE
 Opus Arcana
 Covert Intervention
 
 6557
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.12.26 20:54:00 -
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 robin williams' ghost wrote:I would design a new mass driver capable of hurling them at red dots  
 Ouch.
 
 Hurtful + Unlimited Ammo XD
 
 Amarrian Born And State Patriot. | 
      
      
        |  Sarcastic Dreamkiller
 Expert Intervention
 Caldari State
 
 169
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.12.26 20:57:00 -
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 Build a giant robot out of them, then go insane and start new religion based on it.
 All hail Dustotron
 
 I'm a terrible player, don't ever let me into your squad. | 
      
      
        |  KING CHECKMATE
 Opus Arcana
 Covert Intervention
 
 6558
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.12.26 20:58:00 -
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 Sarcastic Dreamkiller wrote:Build a giant robot out of them, then go insane and start new religion based on it.All hail Dustotron
 
 ITs gonna take some serious matari slave-work to build it fast enough...
 
 Heat me up i you need a good workforce.
 
 Amarrian Born And State Patriot. | 
      
      
        |  Vesta Opalus
 T.H.I.R.D R.O.C.K
 
 277
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.12.26 21:00:00 -
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 I will use them to store all my extra AOL CDs from the 90's
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        |  Sarcastic Dreamkiller
 Expert Intervention
 Caldari State
 
 170
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.12.26 21:01:00 -
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 KING CHECKMATE wrote:Sarcastic Dreamkiller wrote:Build a giant robot out of them, then go insane and start new religion based on it.All hail Dustotron
 ITs gonna take some serious matari slave-work  to build it fast enough... Heat me up i you need a good workforce.  we could also make it into a Gundam, it would never take damage because ZERO openings.
 
 I'm a terrible player, don't ever let me into your squad. | 
      
      
        |  Pocket Rocket Girl
 Psygod9
 
 188
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.12.27 20:51:00 -
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 2Berries wrote:Pocket Rocket Girl wrote:Im going to build a MCC so I can ram other MCC's and take them down. I thought about making a pocket rocket girl from my boxes, but was asked to keep it clean  
 
 .......................
  AMBER ALERT, AMBER ALERT, AMBER ALERT! I need an adult, Chris Hansen where are you! 
 The Little Girl with the HMG | 
      
      
        |  KingBabar
 The Rainbow Effect
 
 2717
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.12.27 21:38:00 -
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 I don-¦t have any
  
 If I did, I would build a giant wall around the Gallente research facility so we never wouuld need to fight there again.
 
 
 
 Spkr4theDead wrote:
Says the guy that was quitting the game because CCP were nerfing fused locus grenades. | 
      
      
        |  Bremen van Equis
 BASTARDS OF BEDLAM
 
 62
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.12.27 22:02:00 -
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 Call the Storage Wars guysGǪ
 
 -or-
 
 Combine them to form Devastator.
 
 
 Look! Up in the sky!! It's a bird...it's a plane...it's... | 
      
      
        |  da GAND
 Seykal Expeditionary Group
 Minmatar Republic
 
 1079
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.12.27 22:05:00 -
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 throw em out the airlock
 
 Should Legion be on the ps4? | 
      
      
        |  PLAYSTTION
 GamersForChrist
 
 389
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.12.28 01:26:00 -
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 return them to the companies for isk and threaten to give them to their enemies to up my pay.
 
 Gassault Calogi - Ranked #763 on the forums  - Open Beta Vet - 33mil sp - 
- GFC, GJR Approved -
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        |  Meisterjager Jagermeister
 Red and Silver Hand
 Amarr Empire
 
 570
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.12.28 01:42:00 -
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 AKA - StarVenger | 
      
      
        |  Puzzled Fox
 The Hundred Acre Hood
 RISE of LEGION
 
 1
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.12.28 01:54:00 -
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 Puzzled Fox Mass Driver - New weapon shoots strongboxes...On the Market now ...
 Well,,, I think..
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