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Jakkal Shoobah
DAT TAC THO
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Posted - 2014.12.22 22:33:00 -
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So I have fallen in love with the plasma cannon again. It does well but my basic plasma cant one shot everything. Plc should have 99999999% efficiency against anything that flies with kinetic damage. That is all. If I can hit your magic flying steel tadpoles with my plasma it should send you flying at forge gun speed in the same direction it hits . Examples follow.
I'm on pipes. Ads slowly hovers over me. I hit him in the nose. The ads should then backflip at speeds similar to ragdolls until it inevitably crashes due to ridiculous kinetic force.
I'm on the ground . Gorgon with mlt missles shoots at me. While orbiting in a wide arc. I shoot ahead and said derpship flies into my golden dildo of glory. Dership then spins uncontrollably into a firey DOOOOOOOOOOOM.
At least for one day. Please CCP.
This is a 100 % legit request.
Jakkal "Jammal" Shoobah,
The friendly/pissy Gallente Commando/Assault
Assault Rifles til I get stomped to the ground
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
16218
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Posted - 2014.12.22 22:44:00 -
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Jakkal Shoobah wrote:So I have fallen in love with the plasma cannon again. It does well but my basic plasma cant one shot everything. Plc should have 99999999% efficiency against anything that flies with kinetic damage. That is all. If I can hit your magic flying steel tadpoles with my plasma it should send you flying at forge gun speed in the same direction it hits . Examples follow.
I'm on pipes. Ads slowly hovers over me. I hit him in the nose. The ads should then backflip at speeds similar to ragdolls until it inevitably crashes due to ridiculous kinetic force.
I'm on the ground . Gorgon with mlt missles shoots at me. While orbiting in a wide arc. I shoot ahead and said derpship flies into my golden dildo of glory. Dership then spins uncontrollably into a firey DOOOOOOOOOOOM.
At least for one day. Please CCP.
This is a 100 % legit request.
Indeed and my tank shells should have 15m AoE blasts to simulate kinetic forces and shrapnel.
*"He spoke, and we made it so all worlds were one, all peoples were one, all faiths, creeds, and nationalities were one.
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Jakkal Shoobah
DAT TAC THO
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Posted - 2014.12.22 22:48:00 -
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I wouldn't mind as long as it applied to mlt somas.
Jakkal "Jammal" Shoobah,
The friendly/pissy Gallente Commando/Assault
Assault Rifles til I get stomped to the ground
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Fizzer XCIV
Heaven's Lost Property
Negative-Feedback
1490
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Posted - 2014.12.22 22:48:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Jakkal Shoobah wrote:So I have fallen in love with the plasma cannon again. It does well but my basic plasma cant one shot everything. Plc should have 99999999% efficiency against anything that flies with kinetic damage. That is all. If I can hit your magic flying steel tadpoles with my plasma it should send you flying at forge gun speed in the same direction it hits . Examples follow.
I'm on pipes. Ads slowly hovers over me. I hit him in the nose. The ads should then backflip at speeds similar to ragdolls until it inevitably crashes due to ridiculous kinetic force.
I'm on the ground . Gorgon with mlt missles shoots at me. While orbiting in a wide arc. I shoot ahead and said derpship flies into my golden dildo of glory. Dership then spins uncontrollably into a firey DOOOOOOOOOOOM.
At least for one day. Please CCP.
This is a 100 % legit request. Indeed and my tank shells should have 15m AoE blasts to simulate kinetic forces and shrapnel.
And my Laser Rifle should superheat the air in a 45m swath around the beam, dealing 200DPS. The little shield on the front of my rifle would protect me though !
Someone's gotta tell the stupids that their ideas are bad, and I guess it's my job...
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Jakkal Shoobah
DAT TAC THO
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Posted - 2014.12.22 22:50:00 -
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Yes fizzer and my ar rounds should have an 1.5 mter blast radius with half the base damge as splash.
Jakkal "Jammal" Shoobah,
The friendly/pissy Gallente Commando/Assault
Assault Rifles til I get stomped to the ground
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Fizzer XCIV
Heaven's Lost Property
Negative-Feedback
1491
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Posted - 2014.12.22 22:55:00 -
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Jakkal Shoobah wrote:Yes fizzer and my ar rounds should have an 1.5 mter blast radius with half the base damge as splash.
*nods furiously*
And realistically, Scrambler Rifles and Pistols should just blow up the map!
Make them do 700,000 Damage per shot in a 250m wide beam!
Lasers/Electrolasers with a noticeable kick?! On a power suit with servo-assisted joints no less!? Get real CCP!
Someone's gotta tell the stupids that their ideas are bad, and I guess it's my job...
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Jakkal Shoobah
DAT TAC THO
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Posted - 2014.12.22 23:04:00 -
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My BPO ion pistols charge shot should OHK the mcc if your scrambler can OHK every suit on the map. Thats balanced.
Jakkal "Jammal" Shoobah,
The friendly/pissy Gallente Commando/Assault
Assault Rifles til I get stomped to the ground
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Kierkegaard Soren
THE HANDS OF DEATH
RUST415
603
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Posted - 2014.12.23 00:15:00 -
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And if I activate my inertial dampeners whilst in my fat suit then I should be able to collapse every building on the map the moment I make contact with the ground. Please.
Dedicated Commando.
"He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing." -Paul Atreides.
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
16222
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Posted - 2014.12.23 00:50:00 -
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Oh and when people blow up my tank it should explode with the force of 80GJ of suddenly released energy obliterating the continent I am current on.
*"He spoke, and we made it so all worlds were one, all peoples were one, all faiths, creeds, and nationalities were one.
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Fizzer XCIV
Heaven's Lost Property
Negative-Feedback
1493
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Posted - 2014.12.23 01:36:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Oh and when people blow up my tank it should explode with the force of 80GJ of suddenly released energy obliterating the continent I am current on.
Actually, I just did the math, and 80GJ would only produce a 2.01 ton TNT explosion.
Still a lot, but not that much...
And fortunately, the type of reactors Caldari and Gallente use don't explode when they are destroyed, only meltdown and release radiation, something our clones deal with all the time.
The Math for the Scrambler Rifle (which probably uses a miniaturized antimatter reactor, because that what Amarians use) however, suggests that it would indeed blow up a continent if it exploded. Its insane. I really don't understand how even this weapon would be considered safe even by our standards.
Someone's gotta tell the stupids that their ideas are bad, and I guess it's my job...
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BL4CKST4R
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
3500
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Posted - 2014.12.23 01:57:00 -
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Fizzer XCIV wrote:True Adamance wrote:Oh and when people blow up my tank it should explode with the force of 80GJ of suddenly released energy obliterating the continent I am current on. Actually, I just did the math, and 80GJ would only produce a 2.01 ton TNT explosion. Still a lot, but not that much... And fortunately, the type of reactors Caldari and Gallente use don't explode when they are destroyed, only meltdown and release radiation, something our clones deal with all the time. The Math for the Scrambler Rifle (which probably uses a miniaturized antimatter reactor, because that what Amarians use) however, suggests that it would indeed blow up a continent if it exploded, probably the entire planet. Its insane. I really don't understand how even this weapon would be considered safe even by our standards. Scrambler pistols are just as crazy... I really see no way that makes sense for either of them to have ANY measurable kick at all. Even if they only had 10% of the kick they have now, they would still be stupidly insane.
Not if the antimatter core is small enough that the matter of the gun would negate the mass of the antimatter. It would prove to be a large explosion but not enough to destroy a continent, probably a tank or a mcc maybe.
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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BL4CKST4R
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
3500
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Posted - 2014.12.23 01:59:00 -
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Fizzer XCIV wrote:True Adamance wrote:Oh and when people blow up my tank it should explode with the force of 80GJ of suddenly released energy obliterating the continent I am current on. Actually, I just did the math, and 80GJ would only produce a 2.01 ton TNT explosion. Still a lot, but not that much... And fortunately, the type of reactors Caldari and Gallente use don't explode when they are destroyed, only meltdown and release radiation, something our clones deal with all the time. The Math for the Scrambler Rifle (which probably uses a miniaturized antimatter reactor, because that what Amarians use) however, suggests that it would indeed blow up a continent if it exploded, probably the entire planet. Its insane. I really don't understand how even this weapon would be considered safe even by our standards. Scrambler pistols are just as crazy... I really see no way that makes sense for either of them to have ANY measurable kick at all. Even if they only had 10% of the kick they have now, they would still be stupidly insane.
Not if the antimatter core is small enough that the matter of the gun would negate the mass of the antimatter. It would prove to be a large explosion but not enough to destroy a continent, probably a tank or a mcc maybe.
What about shooting a laser rifle at the same frequency of a shield generator  handheld shield booster.
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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Ice Royal Glantix
Subsonic Synthesis
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2014.12.23 02:03:00 -
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And I want Mybrofil Stimulants to be something I want to skill into.
Well, I guess that would be a bit ridiculous compared to what you guys are suggesting.
One can hope though........
"Don't be dead; be happy!"
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Fizzer XCIV
Heaven's Lost Property
Negative-Feedback
1493
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Posted - 2014.12.23 02:03:00 -
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BL4CKST4R wrote:Fizzer XCIV wrote:True Adamance wrote:Oh and when people blow up my tank it should explode with the force of 80GJ of suddenly released energy obliterating the continent I am current on. Actually, I just did the math, and 80GJ would only produce a 2.01 ton TNT explosion. Still a lot, but not that much... And fortunately, the type of reactors Caldari and Gallente use don't explode when they are destroyed, only meltdown and release radiation, something our clones deal with all the time. The Math for the Scrambler Rifle (which probably uses a miniaturized antimatter reactor, because that what Amarians use) however, suggests that it would indeed blow up a continent if it exploded, probably the entire planet. Its insane. I really don't understand how even this weapon would be considered safe even by our standards. Scrambler pistols are just as crazy... I really see no way that makes sense for either of them to have ANY measurable kick at all. Even if they only had 10% of the kick they have now, they would still be stupidly insane. Not if the antimatter core is small enough that the matter of the gun would negate the mass of the antimatter. It would prove to be a large explosion but not enough to destroy a continent, probably a tank or a mcc maybe.
That's just another thing that makes it complete nonsense. I don't know how you could even store enough energy in those mags to make the rifle kick that much, much less 30 times!
Nothing about the Scrambler's kick makes any sense!
Someone's gotta tell the stupids that their ideas are bad, and I guess it's my job...
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BL4CKST4R
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
3500
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Posted - 2014.12.23 02:14:00 -
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Fizzer XCIV wrote:BL4CKST4R wrote:Fizzer XCIV wrote:True Adamance wrote:Oh and when people blow up my tank it should explode with the force of 80GJ of suddenly released energy obliterating the continent I am current on. Actually, I just did the math, and 80GJ would only produce a 2.01 ton TNT explosion. Still a lot, but not that much... And fortunately, the type of reactors Caldari and Gallente use don't explode when they are destroyed, only meltdown and release radiation, something our clones deal with all the time. The Math for the Scrambler Rifle (which probably uses a miniaturized antimatter reactor, because that what Amarians use) however, suggests that it would indeed blow up a continent if it exploded, probably the entire planet. Its insane. I really don't understand how even this weapon would be considered safe even by our standards. Scrambler pistols are just as crazy... I really see no way that makes sense for either of them to have ANY measurable kick at all. Even if they only had 10% of the kick they have now, they would still be stupidly insane. Not if the antimatter core is small enough that the matter of the gun would negate the mass of the antimatter. It would prove to be a large explosion but not enough to destroy a continent, probably a tank or a mcc maybe. That's just another thing that makes it complete nonsense. I don't know how you could even store enough energy in those mags to make the rifle kick that much, much less 30 times! Nothing about the Scrambler's kick makes any sense!
High energy discharge, although it fires pure energy I guess the machinery used to focus the energy, sustain it, and propel it also generate a lot of kinetic energy.
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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