How can I join? I see that the spelling errors in your corp name ingame have been corrected, so I would like join the council now. Not the corp, just the council. I am willing to fill out the appropriate forms or write a story about you. Just so you know, I am not fat.

You see, the proper forms are itself proper, and must therefore present themselves on their own accord at the appropriate time and place. Furthering the CBM itself requires the utmost discretion, and must analyze any indiscretions that might counter the goals of the organization. The forms are not privy to any individual invoice, but are in fact universally presentable. Realizing the fact that you desire to enter such a congregation demotes any observation or realization of the certainty that this fellowship has the necessity to acquire additional capital to sustain its subsistence. To hypothesize that ascertaining the true location of said CBM is itself abitrary, requiring a separate form that is itself impalpable. However, the CBM recognizes your desire to uncover and enter such a divine conviviality - an indisputable form will be filed to reflect your infinitesimal approach to reside among the omniscient amity.

This is what they told me too when I tried to join.