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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
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Posted - 2014.12.18 02:28:00 -
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Iron Wolf Saber wrote:So freind of mine was goofing off in a rookie frigate in high sec; locks onto a macheriel (which at the time was a 2billion isk battleship; 20 billion when fitted for speed (the sucker back then flew 14km/s faster than any interceptor) anyways fires a snowball at the guy.
Guy thought he was under attack and opens fire back at the rookie ship.
The NPC police didn't appreciate that and promptly removed the machriel pilot from his ship and procedded to destroy it.
The 'pirate' pilot got so mad he war decked my friend.
Who just happens to be running one of the best mercenary corps in the sector.
Lol can hear his screaming to himself.
"NOOOOOO GOD NOOOO NOT AN IBIS! NOT THE SNOWBALLS!"
*"He spoke, and we made it so all worlds were one, all peoples were one, all faiths, creeds, and nationalities were one.
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True Adamance
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Posted - 2014.12.18 02:37:00 -
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Iron Wolf Saber wrote:btw did you seriously think a snowball has a chance of actually damaging a highly sophisticated drop suit?
Depends.
Did you put a rock in it?
*"He spoke, and we made it so all worlds were one, all peoples were one, all faiths, creeds, and nationalities were one.
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True Adamance
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Posted - 2014.12.18 03:09:00 -
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Llast 326 wrote:True Adamance wrote:Iron Wolf Saber wrote:btw did you seriously think a snowball has a chance of actually damaging a highly sophisticated drop suit?
Depends. Did you put a rock in it? Now you're thinking We'll make a Minmatar out of you yet 
Llast shall I tell you a story full of holiday cheer?
Okay here we go.
One snowy winter's day the all of the CONCORD signatories attended a picnic in Yulai.
The Empress in her usual swaggalascious fashion turned up fashionably late having just saved 300 orphans from a burning building, however she appeared before them all looking radiant.
Shakor was pissed and challenged the Empress to a duel to settle the conflict between their nations. In her usually peaceful fashion she declined instead suggesting that they engage in a friendly snowball fight. Shakor accepted, despite being at a huge disadvantage since he was blind, and began making his arsenal.
After an hour Shakor returned to the battlefield arms full of snow balls and declared he would beat the benevolent and much loved Amarrian leader boasting that he had formed the greatest snow fortress ever built by a blind Warlord.
" I have constructed the mightiest fortification of snow the Minmatar have ever known! Fear the Tribes!"
To counter his claims the Empress replied that
"It is typical the Matari feel the need to ineffectually posture about mighty fleets and fortresses....when all I need is a single snowball to tear is all down."
Shakor grunted like the savage he was
"Never!" he exclaimed.
After all words were exchanged President Roden drunk, and by far too interested in a female CONCORD office declared the battle under way.
In typical Minmatar fashion and without any regard for accuracy Shakor threw all of his snow balls at the Empress......however since he was devoid of sight he missed with every throw.
The Empress with limitless beauty and grace and with all the cunning of the wisest of Emperors approached Shakor and threw her snowball......in which was concealed a rock.
Shakor died quickly afterwards and everyone in the Empire lived happily every after.
*"He spoke, and we made it so all worlds were one, all peoples were one, all faiths, creeds, and nationalities were one.
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