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Zylinfantry
Four Mouseketeers
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Posted - 2014.12.17 02:09:00 -
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Rules: I start with a sentence, and the next poster adds a sentence to create a hilarious story. You can also end with a comma.
I'll start
So the other day I was walking down the street, |
Mr Machine Guns
975
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Posted - 2014.12.17 02:10:00 -
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Zylinfantry wrote:Rules: I start with a sentence, and the next poster adds a sentence to create a hilarious story. You can also end with a comma.
I'll start
So the other day I was walking down the street,
then i went into cardiac arrest. |
Cavani1EE7
Murphys-Law
608
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Posted - 2014.12.17 02:11:00 -
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Can't Count Properly
"Balance" is a mythical word
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Vulpes Dolosus
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
2708
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Posted - 2014.12.17 02:11:00 -
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My life began to flash before my eyes...
Dust is there! I was real!
Dear diary, Rattati senpai noticed me today~
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Zylinfantry
Four Mouseketeers
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Posted - 2014.12.17 02:12:00 -
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Fortunately there was a logi nearby who resuscitated me |
Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2014.12.17 02:13:00 -
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Zylinfantry wrote:So the other day I was walking down the street, wildly twerking as I often do...
My advice to you, playa...
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Joel II X
Bacon with a bottle of Quafe
5119
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Posted - 2014.12.17 02:13:00 -
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The End. |
Atiim
Titans of Phoenix
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Posted - 2014.12.17 02:14:00 -
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Zylinfantry wrote:Fortunately there was a logi nearby who resuscitated me When suddenly a Scout ran towards them screaming "NO!"
The 1st Matari Commando
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zzZaXxx
The Exemplars
700
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Posted - 2014.12.17 02:15:00 -
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And then I publicly shamed (shouting with lots of spit) all CCP network tech support employees, Cultural Revolution style, with them wearing posters hanging from their necks declaring their egregious failings. |
Zylinfantry
Four Mouseketeers
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Posted - 2014.12.17 02:17:00 -
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zzZaXxx wrote:And then I publicly shamed (shouting with lots of spit) all CCP network tech support employees, Cultural Revolution style, with them wearing posters hanging from their necks declaring their egregious failings.
And there was much rejoicing by our fellow clone soldiers at this. |
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neausea 1987
1.U.P Capital Punishment.
197
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Posted - 2014.12.17 02:19:00 -
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and i awoke to the news that CCP finally got their ish together.
this is all I have a¦Ñ_a¦Ñ.... GòÜ(GÇóGîéGÇó)Gò¥ .... (Gò»°Gûí°n+ëGò»n+¦ Gö+GöüGö+ ......... Gö+GöüGö+ n+¦pâ+(`-ö´)n+ën+¦ Gö+GöüGö+ i need more QQ tears MORE!!
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Heimdallr69
Nyain San General Tso's Alliance
3946
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Posted - 2014.12.17 02:19:00 -
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Come to find out the logi came to spank my monkey and no revive me.
Removed inappropriate content - CCP Logibro
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itssnowingon me
Abandoned Privilege Top Men.
2
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Posted - 2014.12.17 02:19:00 -
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And lasers started falling from the sky |
PLAYSTTION
GamersForChrist
380
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Posted - 2014.12.17 02:21:00 -
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and then,
Gassault Calogi - Ranked #763 on the forums
- Open Beta Vet - 32mil sp -
- GFC, GJR Approved -
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Omega Nox
Consolidated Dust
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Posted - 2014.12.17 02:22:00 -
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Mr Machine Guns wrote:Zylinfantry wrote:Rules: I start with a sentence, and the next poster adds a sentence to create a hilarious story. You can also end with a comma.
I'll start
So the other day I was walking down the street, then i went into cardiac arrest. Because after logging on to the Dust514 forum's with my smart phone I found out the servers are down...
Laser focused lol
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Grand Master Kubo
PIanet Express Smart Deploy
258
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Posted - 2014.12.17 02:34:00 -
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Mr Machine Guns wrote:Zylinfantry wrote:Rules: I start with a sentence, and the next poster adds a sentence to create a hilarious story. You can also end with a comma.
I'll start
So the other day I was walking down the street, then i went into cardiac arrest.
Well that escalated quickly. |
Clone D
Grundstein Automation
1077
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Posted - 2014.12.17 02:41:00 -
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Omega Nox wrote:Mr Machine Guns wrote:Zylinfantry wrote:Rules: I start with a sentence, and the next poster adds a sentence to create a hilarious story. You can also end with a comma.
I'll start
So the other day I was walking down the street, then i went into cardiac arrest. Because after logging on to the Dust514 forum's with my smart phone I found out the servers are down...
and immediately fantasized about shoving old underwear with moist shart stains that belonged to a 280 pound truck driver into some CCP IT administrator's mouth.
ISK Trader
channel: blitz
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
16021
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Posted - 2014.12.17 02:45:00 -
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Grand Master Kubo wrote:Mr Machine Guns wrote:Zylinfantry wrote:Rules: I start with a sentence, and the next poster adds a sentence to create a hilarious story. You can also end with a comma.
I'll start
So the other day I was walking down the street, then i went into cardiac arrest. Well that escalated quickly.
All I imagined when I read the title was
*adopts a Jigsaw impression
"All your life you've had an irrational fear of Mushrooms....I've filled this entire room with mushrooms."
*"He spoke, and we made it so all worlds were one, all peoples were one, all faiths, creeds, and nationalities were one.
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First Prophet
Followers of The Prophet
2124
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Posted - 2014.12.17 03:12:00 -
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boners boners boners boners boners
People find this this review helpful!
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Copharus Arkana
Seykal Expeditionary Group Minmatar Republic
14
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Posted - 2014.12.17 03:51:00 -
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Fan fiction in a nut shell... |
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THE MILLIONCLONE CHALLENGE
Xer Cloud Consortium
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Posted - 2014.12.19 04:07:00 -
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So i said K den.
Assert dominance is actually a little kid.
Assert pocket money.
RealityGäó
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CharacterNameWasTaken
341
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Posted - 2014.12.20 21:05:00 -
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And then everyone imploded while a giant cheese cat raped a black hole. The End
"Stop it the bouncing is making me uncomfortable" - Senji/Crow
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CrotchGrab 360
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Posted - 2014.12.20 22:38:00 -
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but it wasn't the end for our intergalactic explorers! For the universe is infinite as we perceive it and, luckily, our plucky heroes find themselves safe and sound on the other side of the black hole. "We're here!" exclaims one mercenary, "but where exactly is here?"
Don't Be A Scrub, Gimme A Sub! DUST VIDEOS
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