Butcher Herakli
B.A.L.A.M.O.R.Y. G.L.O.R.Y.
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Posted - 2014.12.16 22:35:00 -
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I wouldn't feign to say that the following..-ahem- "suggestions" that I'll give to my assault and heavy cousins in arms are indicative of every single Logibro's experience out there. But they've occurred enough with my experience that I felt there was at least, some need to bring them to light and perhaps discussion.
So, to my fellow players who I and all other logi try our best to keep alive:
Please, remember that you have to actually press "call to help" for me to actually revive you now. Because of this new damn update I had to skill up into getting new injectors just to get WP that i'm not wasting my time with instead of using my STD injector + adv rep combo, so please, I WANT to keep you alive, I DON'T want you to burn through another fitting, or make our team lose another clone when we're already in double digits, and having 90WP a pop is awesome, so mash that damn x as soon as you get shot, it will help me, help you.
Please, if you press call to help, remember that there are people SHOOTING AT US. After all, unless you forgot that is how your ass went down in the first place. Yes I see the little flashing blue syringe on my screen, but I'm currently dodging bullets, plasma bolts and rail flechettes all while trying to get to you. If you can just WAIT MORE THAN 5 DAMN SECONDS before pressing respawn so that by the time I get to your body, and I do get to your body, it doesn't become a magical unreviveable grey crusty dog turd, well that would be just swell. You have 30 seconds or so for me to get to you if you followed my first suggestion, try to use em so I can get you up and killing these bastards for me since I'm a bit squishy, okay? Help Me Help You.
Please, when i'm repping you, we're behind cover for a reason, my job is to heal you, if you're only halfway at your armor level CAN YOU NOT RUN OUT FROM COVER FORCING ME TO CHASE AFTER YOU WITH MY REP LIGHT TRAIL FLAGGING ME AS AN EASY KILL FOR THE OTHER TEAM!? It makes me feel like I'm a 4 year old trying to walk a giant German Shepherd with a big bright yellow leash, kinda strips the dignity from both of us dontcha think? Let me patch you up completely first, then you can go out and get blown away so I can pick you up again. HELP ME HELP YOU. |