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Espeon Bons
Bloodline Rebellion
Capital Punishment.
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Posted - 2014.12.07 18:24:00 -
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The Canadian onslaught has begun on our northern border, lead by their leader Beelzaboot. As we slept, they came in riding on donkeys. We were awakened by their gunfire and apologies. "We have lots of land but we need more, sorry eh".
They have spit on our bacon and mocked our football rules. They must be stopped before more American blood is spilled. I have rallied troops on the southern border, but nobody knows how to fight mooses ( meese? mice?) with guns. WE NEED YOU to fight with us! Start some forest fires , burn hockey sticks. IT'S ABOOT TIME we fight back. We cannot let this go on. They have enough land. Have you ever stopped to wonder what this is all about? This is about Liberty! This is about Justice! This is about Freedom! MERICA!! MERICA!! MERICA!! -flies away on an Eagle-
Redemption comes from changing who you are on the inside.
Stain yourself with evil to defeat a greater evil.
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RogueTrooper 2000AD
Neckbeard Absolution
361
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Posted - 2014.12.07 18:30:00 -
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All this brought to you from behind the redline @ k/d *****.
#Neverwasanygood.
Wansktain @ Rekt
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God Hates Lags
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
1442
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Posted - 2014.12.07 18:42:00 -
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*Moose. As in, fish.
Rail Rifle and Bolt Pistol Champion
Fatal Absolution Director
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Silver Strike44
250
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Posted - 2014.12.07 18:44:00 -
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Espeon Bons wrote:The Canadian onslaught has begun on our northern border, lead by their leader Beelzaboot. As we slept, they came in riding on donkeys. We were awakened by their gunfire and apologies. "We have lots of land but we need more, sorry eh".
They have spit on our bacon and mocked our football rules. They must be stopped before more American blood is spilled. I have rallied troops on the southern border, but nobody knows how to fight mooses ( meese? mice?) with guns. WE NEED YOU to fight with us! Start some forest fires , burn hockey sticks. IT'S ABOOT TIME we fight back. We cannot let this go on. They have enough land. Have you ever stopped to wonder what this is all about? This is about Liberty! This is about Justice! This is about Freedom! MERICA!! MERICA!! MERICA!! -flies away on an Eagle-
I was under the impression you originated from some village located in a third-world country. I wonder why I thought that...
www.nickmunsonisjesus.com
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God Hates Lags
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
1442
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Posted - 2014.12.07 18:56:00 -
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Silver Strike44 wrote:Espeon Bons wrote:The Canadian onslaught has begun on our northern border, lead by their leader Beelzaboot. As we slept, they came in riding on donkeys. We were awakened by their gunfire and apologies. "We have lots of land but we need more, sorry eh".
They have spit on our bacon and mocked our football rules. They must be stopped before more American blood is spilled. I have rallied troops on the southern border, but nobody knows how to fight mooses ( meese? mice?) with guns. WE NEED YOU to fight with us! Start some forest fires , burn hockey sticks. IT'S ABOOT TIME we fight back. We cannot let this go on. They have enough land. Have you ever stopped to wonder what this is all about? This is about Liberty! This is about Justice! This is about Freedom! MERICA!! MERICA!! MERICA!! -flies away on an Eagle- I was under the impression you originated from some village located in a third-world country. I wonder why I thought that...
No that's just Roman being Canadian. Village is metric system for small town America.
Rail Rifle and Bolt Pistol Champion
Fatal Absolution Director
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Ghost Kaisar
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
8593
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Posted - 2014.12.07 21:51:00 -
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God Hates Lags wrote:Silver Strike44 wrote:Espeon Bons wrote:The Canadian onslaught has begun on our northern border, lead by their leader Beelzaboot. As we slept, they came in riding on donkeys. We were awakened by their gunfire and apologies. "We have lots of land but we need more, sorry eh".
They have spit on our bacon and mocked our football rules. They must be stopped before more American blood is spilled. I have rallied troops on the southern border, but nobody knows how to fight mooses ( meese? mice?) with guns. WE NEED YOU to fight with us! Start some forest fires , burn hockey sticks. IT'S ABOOT TIME we fight back. We cannot let this go on. They have enough land. Have you ever stopped to wonder what this is all about? This is about Liberty! This is about Justice! This is about Freedom! MERICA!! MERICA!! MERICA!! -flies away on an Eagle- I was under the impression you originated from some village located in a third-world country. I wonder why I thought that... No that's just Roman being Canadian. Village is metric system for small town America.
10 huts to a village
10 villages to a city
10 cities to a metropolis
I love the metric system.
Born Deteis Caldari. Rejected by my Kinsman.
Found a new family in the Vherokior Tribe.
Nobody messes with my family
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Roman837
Murphys-Law
General Tso's Alliance
632
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Posted - 2014.12.08 00:27:00 -
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Honestly made me laugh lol. +1
Maple Syrup Drinking Canadian, EVE Character Cesar Sousa, CEO of Murphys-Law
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ReGnYuM
Bloodline Rebellion
Capital Punishment.
3366
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Posted - 2014.12.08 01:29:00 -
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I am kinda offended by the open racism of the op  |
Roman837
Murphys-Law
General Tso's Alliance
632
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Posted - 2014.12.08 01:34:00 -
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We're Canadian friendly over here. And we don't do pcs on hockey night in Canada nights.
Maple Syrup Drinking Canadian, EVE Character Cesar Sousa, CEO of Murphys-Law
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Jynx'D
Heaven's Lost Property
Negative-Feedback
415
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Posted - 2014.12.08 02:21:00 -
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Roman837 wrote:We're Canadian friendly over here. And we don't do pcs on hockey night in Canada nights.
Didn't you just threaten ToP with holiday games?
I'm now confused - isn't Canada a christian nation? We share the same holidays - mostly.
Read all the juicy PC news at The Jinx'd Daily
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Quasar Storm
Capital Acquisitions LLC
General Tso's Alliance
363
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Posted - 2014.12.08 02:27:00 -
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Since I was born in Canada, But raised in America, I feel like I have the certification to tell you to fu*k off.
ADS & Tank pilot.
Drifting on Stormy Seas.
The "Eh" Team
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Espeon Bons
Bloodline Rebellion
Capital Punishment.
321
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Posted - 2014.12.08 02:30:00 -
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ReGnYuM wrote:I am kinda offended by the open racism of the op
Racism requires a race Regnyum xD
Redemption comes from changing who you are on the inside.
Stain yourself with evil to defeat a greater evil.
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Espeon Bons
Bloodline Rebellion
Capital Punishment.
321
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Posted - 2014.12.08 02:31:00 -
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Quasar Storm wrote:Since I was born in Canada, But raised in America, I feel like I have the certification to tell you to fu*k off.
Don't you mean "F-word off"
Redemption comes from changing who you are on the inside.
Stain yourself with evil to defeat a greater evil.
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Quasar Storm
Capital Acquisitions LLC
General Tso's Alliance
363
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Posted - 2014.12.08 02:55:00 -
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Espeon Bons wrote:Quasar Storm wrote:Since I was born in Canada, But raised in America, I feel like I have the certification to tell you to fu*k off. Don't you mean "F-word off"
No, The 'Murican in me says fuk off. The Canadian in me asks, Do you want to gun in my dropship?
ADS & Tank pilot.
Drifting on Stormy Seas.
The "Eh" Team
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ReGnYuM
Bloodline Rebellion
Capital Punishment.
3367
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Posted - 2014.12.08 03:05:00 -
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Espeon Bons wrote:ReGnYuM wrote:I am kinda offended by the open racism of the op Racism requires a race Regnyum xD
How dare you !
Mock my suburbia life, and my white people problems |
Everything Dies
Santa is coming...FOR BLOOD
1110
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Posted - 2014.12.08 03:06:00 -
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Roman837 wrote:We're Canadian friendly over here. And we don't do pcs on hockey night in Canada nights.
Isn't every night in Canada "hockey night?"
My God, I'm learning about foreign cultures!
Mike Patton is the greatest singer in music. Proof
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Espeon Bons
Bloodline Rebellion
Capital Punishment.
322
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Posted - 2014.12.08 03:11:00 -
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ReGnYuM wrote:Espeon Bons wrote:ReGnYuM wrote:I am kinda offended by the open racism of the op Racism requires a race Regnyum xD How dare you ! Mock my suburbia life, and my white people problems
I'll pay yu a year gym membership and pyramid set :)
Redemption comes from changing who you are on the inside.
Stain yourself with evil to defeat a greater evil.
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Hynox Xitio
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
1848
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Posted - 2014.12.08 04:23:00 -
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It's aboot time.
The horror! The horror!
( -íº -£-û -íº)
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ReGnYuM
Bloodline Rebellion
Capital Punishment.
3367
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Posted - 2014.12.08 04:45:00 -
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Espeon Bons wrote:ReGnYuM wrote:Espeon Bons wrote:ReGnYuM wrote:I am kinda offended by the open racism of the op Racism requires a race Regnyum xD How dare you ! Mock my suburbia life, and my white people problems I'll pay yu a year gym membership and pyramid set :)
Forgiven  |
MR MOJOO
Capital Acquisitions LLC
General Tso's Alliance
1
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Posted - 2014.12.08 05:24:00 -
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*Yawn* Nothing to see here moving on =ƒÜ¦
I like pie=ƒÿüG¥ñ
I also like pie =ƒÿüG¥ñ
And I still like pie =ƒÿüG¥ñ
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Super Sniper95
Bloodline Rebellion
Capital Punishment.
418
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Posted - 2014.12.08 16:52:00 -
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MR MOJOO wrote:*Yawn* Nothing to see here moving on =ƒÜ¦
OMG The forums support IPhones's emoticons!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! =ƒÿü=ƒÿü=ƒÿü=ƒÿü=ƒÿé=ƒÿé=ƒÿé=ƒÿé
=ƒæì CCP.
Hand-Eye Coordination Prof 5... Deal with it.
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Super Sniper95
Bloodline Rebellion
Capital Punishment.
418
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Posted - 2014.12.08 16:55:00 -
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MR MOJOO wrote:*Yawn* Nothing to see here moving on =ƒÜ¦
OMG The forums support Mobile's emoticons!?!?!?!?!? =ƒÿ¦=ƒÿü=ƒÿü=ƒÿü=ƒÿü=ƒÿü=ƒÿé=ƒÿé=ƒÿé=ƒÿé=ƒÿé
=ƒæìCCP
Hand-Eye Coordination Prof 5... Deal with it.
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Super Sniper95
Bloodline Rebellion
Capital Punishment.
419
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Posted - 2014.12.08 19:35:00 -
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Wops! Double post sorry=ƒæÇ
Hand-Eye Coordination Prof 5... Deal with it.
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Her Nibs
G0DS AM0NG MEN
General Tso's Alliance
174
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Posted - 2014.12.08 20:30:00 -
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Espeon Bons wrote:The Canadian onslaught has begun on our northern border, lead by their leader Beelzaboot. As we slept, they came in riding on donkeys. We were awakened by their gunfire and apologies. "We have lots of land but we need more, sorry eh".
They have spit on our bacon and mocked our football rules. They must be stopped before more American blood is spilled. I have rallied troops on the southern border, but nobody knows how to fight moose with guns. WE NEED YOU to fight with us! Start some forest fires , burn hockey sticks. IT'S ABOOT TIME we fight back. We cannot let this go on. They have enough land. Have you ever stopped to wonder what this is all about? This is about Liberty! This is about Justice! This is about Freedom! MERICA!! MERICA!! MERICA!! -flies away on an Eagle-
This is BS. As a Canadian we would only strike when least expected. We would get you all drunk with our Canadian Beer, feed you bacon and poutine until you were drunk and full. Then we would send in the Moose while you were sleeping or passed oot
We would be writing our Thank-you for the land cards because that is who we are. We kick ass but always say sorry. It's a Canadian thing EH.
OOPS, I'm sorry. Did I just blow up your Python
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KenKaniff69
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
2539
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Posted - 2014.12.09 00:09:00 -
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Espeon Bons wrote:This is about Liberty! This is about Justice! This is about Freedom! MERICA!! MERICA!! MERICA!! -flies away on an Eagle-
Pretty sure no one is invading the **** hole called Mexico.
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sir RAVEN WING
Horizons' Edge
Proficiency V.
1558
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Posted - 2014.12.09 00:54:00 -
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KenKaniff69 wrote:Espeon Bons wrote:This is about Liberty! This is about Justice! This is about Freedom! MERICA!! MERICA!! MERICA!! -flies away on an Eagle- Pretty sure no one is invading the **** hole called Mexico.
TIS ABOOT MERICA MUTHERFUKER!
MERICA IS 50% OF THE WORLD! THE OTHER PART IS BRITIN UND RUSSIA UND ISLAN! OR IRAQIRAN OR AFRICA!
JESUS IS ALSO FROM PENNSYLVANIA!
See I speak perfect american despite being Swedish.
IGS is so quiet now, the silence is almost unbearable.
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God Hates Lags
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
1444
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Posted - 2014.12.09 02:19:00 -
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Came here for Bad Lip Reading. Left disappointed.
Rail Rifle and Bolt Pistol Champion
Fatal Absolution Director
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Everything Dies
Santa is coming...FOR BLOOD
1117
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Posted - 2014.12.09 03:25:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:See I speak perfect american despite being Swedish.
Admitting that you have a problem is the first step in the road to recovery.
Mike Patton is the greatest singer in music. Proof
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