This just in. Breaking news update. I will put quotes around it so it becomes official

SoTa was seen being bent over the table by Espeon. The convo was recorded as this "Oh Espeon I love the way you pound me from behind. To me this makes me feel so loved and important. I have failed literally at everything in this game. Please never leave me."

The video then shows Espeon shooting what appears to be a white goey substance out of an unusually small weird looking bolt pistol all of SoTas face.

Not sure what this all means. But. It is in quotes.

Also confirmed through Kardia. SoTa is all talk and is a troll and I should not worry about his stupid **** posts.

Tomorow SoTa will send me apology emails.

In other news, Sea Levels all across MH appear to be rising due to the heavy production of tears from the wanted Fugitive, 8213. As the salt from his tears begin killing more and more animals, ToP's legal council begins pondering if they should add the following charges:

>Animal Abuse
>Excessive Destruction of Natural Environments
>Fishing Without a License

After asking an anonymous member of Murphy's Law to comment, we received this message.


We intend to keep you posted.

This just in. Breaking news update. I will put quotes around it so it becomes official

SoTa was seen being bent over the table by Espeon. The convo was recorded as this "Oh Espeon I love the way you pound me from behind. To me this makes me feel so loved and important. I have failed literally at everything in this game. Please never leave me."

The video then shows Espeon shooting what appears to be a white goey substance out of an unusually small weird looking bolt pistol all of SoTas face.

Not sure what this all means. But. It is in quotes.

Also confirmed through Kardia. SoTa is all talk and is a troll and I should not worry about his stupid **** posts.

Tomorow SoTa will send me apology emails.

So, are you declaring the quotes in the OP are false and you did not say them?

Because I most assuredly do promise you, you did say this. If anyone would like the original message, ask and I will forward the conversation of Roman calling his own alliance bad and needing outside help.

Thank you for story, though. I love the fanficts. <3

Who are these ringers everyone is hiring?

I wasn't aware this was still a thing.

Red*, AE, and ToP have been ringing for each other in there matches.

Roman thinks he can buy out AE and R* if it comes down to it.

There are better players out there then the hand full of AE around. Snuggles would be an excellent pick up. He did say he would fight for who paid him....

When we cross that bridge we will see what happens. Rivht now we're content smacking you around with our corp members and a few in the alliance who like a good stomping.

In a message earlier, Roman was quoted saying, "I will next time help mass attack to stack timers. I can hire the best ringers in the game. I've been keeping it to alliance, but... I can hire the best...and we can be dicks and remove you. You know it. We Know it. But... our alliance says, "no don't no don't let them build" yet they are not the ones in PC.

Tread lightly, we have humored a few fights for fun, make it serious and we know how it ends. Same way it has for 8 months Us on top other team retired."


A word from word post from Roman himself, declaring his alliance useless and holding him back, but now he's willing to find the out-side help to get things done.

It should also be noted earlier this morning, Roman asked for the aid of the community to fight ToP and there supposed growing influence. Reports on Dust's twitter show a different story, of ToP losing districts to FA attacks, no flips by ToP. The clone loss from these battles are high - and re-up often.

Morale is high in ToP, and the fight to capture the war criminal 8213 continues.

And KEQ and ToP are definitely not allies. This reporter is forced to say this over and over as Roman cried very hard at Cuse and now I must make the distinction very clear.

This has been an eye-witness report, brought to you by Jinx'd Daily

There are better players out there then the hand full of AE around. Snuggles would be an excellent pick up. He did say he would fight for who paid him....

When we cross that bridge we will see what happens. Rivht now we're content smacking you around with our corp members and a few in the alliance who like a good stomping.

A word from word post from Roman himself, declaring his alliance useless and holding him back, but now he's willing to find the out-side help to get things done.

That's a bit of a stretch, Sota.

Admittedly creative, but a stretch nonetheless.

"I can hire the best ringers in the game. I've been keeping it to alliance, but... I can hire the best...and we can be dicks and remove you."

Are you on crack? We keep a record of our PC's if you'd like to see the list...

So...me saying I've kept it to in alliance...and saying I can hire outside alliance. Means my alliance Is bad? Nice twist.

It's not a stretch, it's his words.

And there's a big difference between saying there are better ringers outside of our alliance and saying his alliance sucks or any of the silliness you imply he meant.

Thanks for reposting that but I read Roman's words the first time he posted them.

And there's a big difference between saying there are better ringers outside of our alliance and saying his alliance sucks or any of the silliness you imply he meant.

I can see why you might not make the distinction, however.

Troll on, brother, or maybe get a few more players on your team and stay around longer than a month so you pose a threat somewhere other than the forum.

Hugs & kisses, sweetheart. See you soon.....

Troll on, brother, or maybe get a few more players on your team and stay around longer than a month so you pose a threat somewhere other than the forum.

Hugs & kisses, sweetheart. See you soon.....

What's sad is that we've been around for less than 3 weeks but pose a greater "threat" than Molon Labe has ever at any point in time despite being around for almost 2 years.

I'd say see you soon, but if ML fought us you we'd actually be seeing only 1 of you and 15 FA or MU-LOL.

You see a difference between the two?

I guess there's a reason some groups are considered competitive and others... not so much.

If Roman had said that about us it wouldn't of been pretty, telling people he would get outside help because inside help isn't cutting it is quite the insult and i don't see how you can twist that into anything else but for what it means. You guys can't cut it - so now he's finding someone better. AKA you suck.

I'm not twisting his words at all. You are.

I guess there's a reason some of us are considered trolls and others...not so much.

Your games are cute if a bit tired and childish. But please continue....as the WR is certainly more entertaining with you around.