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Goodtime Call 6054756968
The Phone Book
26
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Posted - 2014.12.02 18:05:00 -
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Join chat channel Market Mistress with your wallet ready.
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Customer Service 17032760100
The Phone Book
46
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Posted - 2014.12.02 22:26:00 -
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Customer service is standing by to accept any complaints or concerns with the service mentioned above. Please note, if your on-hold session lasts greater than 4 hours, we advise that you contact another service representative.
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Immortal John Ripper
26171
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Posted - 2014.12.02 22:30:00 -
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This has been GJR approved.
I am the greatest gamer of all time.
Like if you agree.
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General John Ripper
26183
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Posted - 2014.12.02 22:30:00 -
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This has been GJR approved.
I am the greatest gamer of all time.
Like if you agree.
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
15346
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Posted - 2014.12.02 22:35:00 -
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Goodtime Call 6054756968 wrote:
Noooooo please don't let Jadek have sunk so low..............
I said, "Empress, I do this, I thought that you knew this.
Can't stand non-believers and honest, the truth is...
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Not Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
386
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Posted - 2014.12.02 23:27:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Goodtime Call 6054756968 wrote: Noooooo please don't let Jadek have sunk so low.............. Who knows, this could turn out to be humorously classy voip exchanges for distinguished gentlemercs. It certainly seems more highbrow than the other thread with prostitution in the title--which I assure you is not run by Jadek or one of his many alts. It couldn't be.
Try the new Planetary Conquest Mode!
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Goodtime Call 6054756968
The Phone Book
32
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Posted - 2014.12.02 23:46:00 -
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Not Jadek Menaheim wrote:Who knows, this could turn out to be humorously classy voip exchanges for distinguished gentlemercs. A multitude of dialogue options are being culled and compiled to our interactive voice response system.
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
15354
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Posted - 2014.12.02 23:46:00 -
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Not Jadek Menaheim wrote:True Adamance wrote:Goodtime Call 6054756968 wrote: Noooooo please don't let Jadek have sunk so low.............. Who knows, this could turn out to be humorously classy voip exchanges for distinguished gentlemercs. It certainly seems more highbrow than the other thread with prostitution in the title--which I assure you is not run by Jadek or one of his many alts. It couldn't be.
It's a double scam!
Your purposefully bringing this to our attentions using an alt and then providing a better service with another!
Cuwrse you wrascaliness you wily wabbit!
I said, "Empress, I do this, I thought that you knew this.
Can't stand non-believers and honest, the truth is...
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First Prophet
Followers of The Prophet
2004
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Posted - 2014.12.02 23:49:00 -
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Ha.
People find this this review helpful!
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Goodtime Call 6054756968
The Phone Book
33
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Posted - 2014.12.02 23:49:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:It's a double scam!
Your purposefully bringing this to our attentions using an alt and then providing a better service with another!
Cuwrse you wrascaliness you wily wabbit! The only thing I can assure you of is that there is nothing sexier than an unfettered free market economy.
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Joseph Ridgeson
WarRavens Capital Punishment.
2841
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Posted - 2014.12.02 23:52:00 -
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Don't ever call my Not Jadek Menaheim a Jadek Alt! She has a hard enough life given her wooden leg, advanced age, and Romani life style. She doesn't need the deck stacked against her anymore True...
That being said: Jesus Jadek, you are really loving this whole horny teenager thing huh? I should send you an invoice for all the amusement you have from my inspiration.
"This is B.S! This is B.S! I paid money! Cash money, dollars money, cash money!"
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boba's fetta
Dead Man's Game RUST415
854
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Posted - 2014.12.02 23:55:00 -
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Yeah this isn't creepy at all....
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
15358
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Posted - 2014.12.02 23:59:00 -
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Joseph Ridgeson wrote:Don't ever call my Not Jadek Menaheim a Jadek Alt! She has a hard enough life given her wooden leg, advanced age, and Romani life style. She doesn't need the deck stacked against her anymore True...
That being said: Jesus Jadek, you are really loving this whole horny teenager thing huh? I should send you an invoice for all the amusement you have from my inspiration.
Pfff how do I know you aren't Jadek?
I said, "Empress, I do this, I thought that you knew this.
Can't stand non-believers and honest, the truth is...
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NDA Approved
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
130
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Posted - 2014.12.03 00:01:00 -
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Joseph Ridgeson wrote:Don't ever call my Not Jadek Menaheim a Jadek Alt! She has a hard enough life given her wooden leg, advanced age, and Romani life style. She doesn't need the deck stacked against her anymore True...
That being said: Jesus Jadek, you are really loving this whole horny teenager thing huh? I should send you an invoice for all the amusement you have from my inspiration. According to my records Jadek was a WarRaven for 191 days starting 2013-04-29 18:38 and ending 2013-11-06 20:33. Character Joseph Ridgeson began his service with WarRavens a week before Jadek by joining on 2013-04-22 23:43. This can only mean that Jadek used Joseph as an alt to scope out the organization before joining.
Imma in ur base, browsin' docs on docs. Trust me, I have clearance.
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Apothecary Za'ki
Biomass Positive
2250
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Posted - 2014.12.03 00:05:00 -
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inB4 CCP nerfs this customer service
#[[LogiBro ADV/PRO]] [[Level 2 Forum Warrior]] [[Level 2 Forum Pariah]]
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Joseph Ridgeson
WarRavens Capital Punishment.
2843
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Posted - 2014.12.03 00:07:00 -
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Please.
Jadek would never have created a separate Twitter, betrayed the WarRavens while having an alt that is loyal to the WarRavens, and create a very weird relationship where he (Joseph Ridgeson) is in a very weird relationship with an elderly Romani woman with the odd name of Not Jadek Menaheim. I mean, he never would do that massive of a set up for a joke.
That is just ridiculous!
"This is B.S! This is B.S! I paid money! Cash money, dollars money, cash money!"
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DJINN B4lock
Ancient Textiles.
430
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Posted - 2014.12.03 00:08:00 -
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InB4 emergent gameplay innuendos
DJINN B4lock, CEO Ancient Textiles. The premium emporium of fine fabrics from the dusty Orient.
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LT SHANKS
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
4265
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Posted - 2014.12.03 00:10:00 -
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I want Jara to step on me... |
True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
15360
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Posted - 2014.12.03 00:11:00 -
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Joseph Ridgeson wrote:Please.
Jadek would never have created a separate Twitter, betrayed the WarRavens while having an alt that is loyal to the WarRavens, and create a very weird relationship where he (Joseph Ridgeson) is in a very weird relationship with an elderly Romani woman with the odd name of Not Jadek Menaheim. I mean, he never would do that massive of a set up for a joke.
That is just ridiculous!
Unless this is a part of your ruse and there is no Romani woman!
I said, "Empress, I do this, I thought that you knew this.
Can't stand non-believers and honest, the truth is...
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Goodtime Call 6054756968
The Phone Book
35
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Posted - 2014.12.03 00:16:00 -
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LT SHANKS wrote:I want Jara to step on me... Please first pay your premium for 15% more heel on your back. Beyond that you must prove your loyalty before the eyes of your Market Mistress and her handler, the CCP.
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Leadfoot10
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
2400
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Posted - 2014.12.03 00:21:00 -
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Disturbing. |
Employment History 4-Sale-Today
5
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Posted - 2014.12.03 00:32:00 -
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Leadfoot10 wrote:Disturbing. If you feel hesitant to enter a public chat with the mistress, discreet cover profiles are available for ISK purchase. Why make a new character when you can buy one that is distinguished as fully anonymous? |
Goodtime Call 6054756968
The Phone Book
42
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Posted - 2014.12.03 02:12:00 -
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If you would like a further sampling of the mistress' abilities listen to how she works her tongue for your auditory pleasure.
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Joseph Ridgeson
WarRavens Capital Punishment.
2849
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Posted - 2014.12.03 02:15:00 -
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I wonder if Ratatti, Frame, or Logibro ever see a Jadek post and want to comment for its comedy but cannot because they have to be "professionals."
"This is B.S! This is B.S! I paid money! Cash money, dollars money, cash money!"
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Sasha Silver
duna corp
27
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Posted - 2014.12.03 02:19:00 -
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I assure you, you'll have a far more enjoyable time with yours truly
Sasha Silver - The ISK Whore
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Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
4774
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Posted - 2014.12.03 02:27:00 -
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Joseph Ridgeson wrote:I wonder if Ratatti, Frame, or Logibro ever see a Jadek post and want to comment for its comedy but cannot because they have to be "professionals." They don't always take a comedic tone with my posts, but when they do it's wonderfully unexpected.
Try the new Planetary Conquest Mode!
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2014.12.03 02:35:00 -
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Joseph Ridgeson wrote:I wonder if Ratatti, Frame, or Logibro ever see a Jadek post and want to comment for its comedy but cannot because they have to be "professionals." This is exactly why I exist.
I am the greatest gamer of all time.
Like if you agree.
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Grimmiers
730
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Posted - 2014.12.03 02:41:00 -
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This game is officially an mmo now |
Goodtime Call 6054756968
The Phone Book
44
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Posted - 2014.12.03 03:51:00 -
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Grimmiers wrote:This game is officially an mmo now Lost Dust 514 promotion copy "Stop having separate solo instances as you click off to fantasies of a real hardcore FPS MMO. Join Dust 514, we have persistent servers looking to get pinged from your area. Roleplay, Foreplay, Gameplay we have it all...SoonGäó"
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Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
4775
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Posted - 2014.12.03 22:04:00 -
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Employment History 4-Sale-Today wrote:Leadfoot10 wrote:Disturbing. If you feel hesitant to enter a public chat with the mistress, discreet cover profiles are available for ISK purchase. Why make a new character when you can buy one that is distinguished as fully anonymous? Still not as good as Honeypot Inc run by the distinguished Chief Executive Orificer.
Chief Executive Orificer wrote: Good morning, would-be thieves! Honeypot Inc. would like to help you work around the limitations on buying the lottery. We've been aiding mercs in weaselling their way in and out of deals since 2013.03.21.
Registration is now open for any mercs seeking to 'rob' our corporate wallet. The process is simple!
You apply and are accepted into "Honeypot Inc." You make your donation to the corporate wallet. Enamoured by your generosity, we promote you to an accountancy position within our company. You are certainly not authorised to steal from the corporate wallet. No, sirree. We're just going to turn our backs and trust you not to help yourself. When If we catch you breaking this rule, we'll eject you from the corp immediately and be sure to send you a very angry email, detailing our upset.
Honeypot Incorporated. Deals too sweet to be true.
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Goodtime Call 6054756968
The Phone Book
46
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Posted - 2014.12.04 10:34:00 -
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Update 12.04: The mistress shares her expansive data files on New Eden History, with this 24 minute audio guide. A male companion is also being tested.
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Ghosts Chance
Inf4m0us
2417
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Posted - 2014.12.04 10:50:00 -
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im scared...
Minmatar is Winmatar
Creed of the Minja - "I'm a leaf on the wind"
I am Chances Ghost
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Ryme Intrinseca
Dead Man's Game RUST415
2175
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Posted - 2014.12.04 11:09:00 -
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Just when I thought the playerbase couldn't get any lower... +1 |
Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
4778
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Posted - 2014.12.04 19:15:00 -
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Goodtime Call 6054756968 wrote: It's pretty cool how natural that sounds. Still, it's funny to hear it badly the reader butchers some of those words. I will have to spend some more time breaking up those words so the system annunciates them more clearly.
Try the new Planetary Conquest Mode!
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
15459
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Posted - 2014.12.04 19:51:00 -
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Goodtime Call 6054756968 wrote:
Fine I'll buy one dammit.
*"He spoke, and we made it so all worlds were one, all peoples were one, all faiths, creeds, and nationalities were one.
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Tweaksz
Algintal Core Gallente Federation
126
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Posted - 2014.12.04 19:52:00 -
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Wut???
Pill Popping Madness!
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ReGnYuM
Bloodline Rebellion Capital Punishment.
3353
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Posted - 2014.12.04 20:10:00 -
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What does a Billion ISK get me? |
Maken Tosch
DUST University Ivy League
10405
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Posted - 2014.12.04 22:07:00 -
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ReGnYuM wrote:What does a Billion ISK get me?
Give me a billion ISK and I'll show you.
On Twitter: @HilmarVeigar #greenlightlegion #dust514 players are waiting.
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TYCHUS MAXWELL
The Fun Police
658
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Posted - 2014.12.04 22:09:00 -
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Grimmiers wrote:This game is officially an mmo now
Welcome to Goldshire. |
Goodtime Call 6054756968
The Phone Book
47
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Posted - 2014.12.05 16:03:00 -
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TYCHUS MAXWELL wrote:Grimmiers wrote:This game is officially an mmo now Welcome to Goldshire. Visit the Lionspride Inn for an eyeful of brown flowers in a nightly gold show event of Two Wenches One Chalice.
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Sasha Silver
duna corp
28
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Posted - 2014.12.05 16:46:00 -
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I really should have copyrighted my service
Sasha Silver - The ISK Whore
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TechMechMeds
KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION
6331
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Posted - 2014.12.05 17:06:00 -
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Cunning linguist.
Quality.
I am GJRs Renfield.
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TechMechMeds
KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION
6331
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Posted - 2014.12.05 17:08:00 -
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Hahahah.
Just watched the vid and that sht is hilarious.
I am GJRs Renfield.
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Goodtime Call 6054756968
The Phone Book
49
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Posted - 2014.12.05 17:10:00 -
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Sasha Silver wrote:I really should have copyrighted my service Copyright laws are not enforced for private individuals and corporations in space. Countries don't own parts of space, so they don't hold any jurisdiction.
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Goodtime Call 6054756968
The Phone Book
49
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Posted - 2014.12.05 17:12:00 -
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Sasha Silver wrote:I really should have copyrighted my service This is also my favorite part about your service...blackmail.
Sasha Silver wrote:I'll also reveal the identity of my client(s) for 1 million ISK, and will then forward the messages for 250K each.
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Customer Service 17032760100
The Phone Book
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Posted - 2014.12.05 18:18:00 -
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Sasha Silver wrote:I really should have copyrighted my service We cannot investigate this matter until you file a formal complaint. Please call a service representative at (1-703) 276-0100.
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Ctrl-Alt-Duvolle
Ancient Textiles.
5
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Posted - 2014.12.05 23:08:00 -
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Customer Service 17032760100 wrote:Sasha Silver wrote:I really should have copyrighted my service We cannot investigate this matter until you file a formal complaint. Please call a service representative at (1-703) 276-0100. You just connected me to the Better Business Bureau... well played. |
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