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Joel II X
Bacon with a bottle of Quafe
4836
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Posted - 2014.11.29 04:30:00 -
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Hey, there! Tired of trying out Jadek's lousy scam lottery? Thinking it won't turn out well because he can't deliver all his promises? Believe he's a CPP spy?
Well, my friend, allow me to introduce you to the Reach for the Stars Alt Challenge Lottery!
The rules are simple: for every character used by Jadek, you must post the name discovered, one post at a time. For each post correct, you gain 1 ticket. For each incorrect post, the player posted will lose 1 ticket. Minimum amount of tickets is -50, and there are no limits to the maximum allowed.
"But, Joel, won't Jadek keep creating alts to win the lottery himself?"
Don't worry about that. I know a way around that.
"How can you be so sure, Joel? How can we trust that you are not his alt?"
Don't worry about that.
Anywho, on to the prizes. Current pot 50 million, with it growing everyday.
As always, donations to the pot are welcome. For every isk donated, I shall multiply it by .5 and add it with my own isk until the current amount of isk available to me is depleted. For example 100 isk donated will result in a total of 150 isk added to the pot.
The end date is 14th of January, 2015. Let the fun begin.
Oh, just before I forget. To make this more fun, Jadek and all of his alts are allowed to participate. Except Not Jadek, because he is obviously not Jadek, and lacks class. |
Joel II X
Bacon with a bottle of Quafe
4836
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Posted - 2014.11.29 04:30:00 -
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Reserved. |
sir RAVEN WING
Horizons' Edge
Proficiency V.
1028
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Posted - 2014.11.29 04:34:00 -
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I saw lottery and came to say 'that's my f*cking business'
Don't worry any chance you have of making ISK from me has been destroyed due to everything being a scam, such a pity.
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G Felix
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Posted - 2014.11.29 04:49:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:I saw lottery and came to say 'that's my f*cking business'
Lotteries were Jadek's business too... Do I smell an alt?
>.>
Dust can be frustrating. (Gò»°Gûí°)Gò»n+¦ Gö+GöüGö+)
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Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
4742
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Posted - 2014.11.29 05:35:00 -
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I really like this...but doesn't this competition seemed biased in my favor. I can just create alts and call myself out.
Try the new Planetary Conquest Mode!
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NDA Approved
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
129
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Posted - 2014.11.29 05:36:00 -
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I'm going to rack up a lot of tickets! I know everything there is to know.
I'M ONE OF HIS ALTS!
Claiming 1 ticket for myself. 
Imma in ur base, browsin' docs on docs. Trust me, I have clearance.
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DJINN B4lock
Ancient Textiles.
429
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Posted - 2014.11.29 05:37:00 -
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No! I want to claim a ticket for myself!
DJINN B4lock, CEO Ancient Textiles. The premium emporium of fine fabrics from the dusty Orient.
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Not Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
384
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Posted - 2014.11.29 05:40:00 -
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No tickets for me. I don't have class. 
Try the new Planetary Conquest Mode!
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Ctrl-Alt-Duvolle
Ancient Textiles.
5
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Posted - 2014.11.29 05:41:00 -
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I will name names.
Not Jadek Menaheim
DJINN B4lock
NDA Approved
and Ctrl-Alt-Duvolle are Jadek's Alts!
Give me 4 tickets |
Input Lag
Sinq Laison Gendarmes
Gallente Federation
26
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Posted - 2014.11.29 05:44:00 -
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Took me a second to respond...lagged out. Yes, I am too Ja.......
USER DISCONNECTED. |
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Spaceballs The Profile
Spaceballs the Business Venture
199
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Posted - 2014.11.29 05:48:00 -
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I am a classic Jadek Alt...always in the search for more lulz.
But you will have to comb the desert to find the elusive Lonestar |
Viktor Hadah Jr
Negative-Impact
6220
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Posted - 2014.11.29 05:49:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:I saw lottery and came to say 'that's my f*cking business'
http://dustlottery.com
Pretty sure Brush Master has lotteries on lock down as he had the most success.
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Big Rhonda
Eyniletti Rangers
Minmatar Republic
4
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Posted - 2014.11.29 05:50:00 -
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I am a rarely use Jadek Alt, yet I am a real person with feelings and opinions that matter. You should take me seriously. |
Seems Good
We Can Trust Them
655
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Posted - 2014.11.29 05:51:00 -
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Viktor Hadah Jr wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:I saw lottery and came to say 'that's my f*cking business' http://dustlottery.comPretty sure Brush Master has lotteries on lock down as he had the most success.
Yep you can trust him, just like you can trust another good and honest Jadek alt. |
Clean Needles 18002324636
The Phone Book
16
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Posted - 2014.11.29 05:52:00 -
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I'm not reviving all you. You do realize that Jadek? |
FIRST TESTDUMMY
Ikomari-Onu Enforcement
Caldari State
279
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Posted - 2014.11.29 06:49:00 -
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How does this work? |
G Felix
289
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Posted - 2014.11.29 06:54:00 -
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Wait - what if we're all just Jadek alts?
*Head explodes*
Dust can be frustrating. (Gò»°Gûí°)Gò»n+¦ Gö+GöüGö+)
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LT SHANKS
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
4186
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Posted - 2014.11.29 07:07:00 -
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Nah, 10% of us are actually GJR/IJR? |
Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
4744
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Posted - 2014.11.29 07:14:00 -
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G Felix wrote:Wait - what if we're all just Jadek alts?
*Head explodes*
Felix is a name that has 5 letter, F E L I X. You know what other name has five letter J A D E K. Both names contain two vowels (E I ; A E) and three consonant letters (F L X ; J D K).
The beginning prefix to G Felix, G is the 7th letter in the alphabat. The 7th sign of the 7th alt son, the coming before the 8th letter H. Do you know what contains the letter H. Menaheim and this name also has 8 letters which can only mean
Proof G Felix is IlluminALTi confirmed!
Try the new Planetary Conquest Mode!
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LT SHANKS
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
4193
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Posted - 2014.11.29 07:23:00 -
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Jadek Menaheim wrote:G Felix wrote:Wait - what if we're all just Jadek alts?
*Head explodes* Felix is a name that has 5 letter, F E L I X. You know what other name has five letter J A D E K. Both names contain two vowels (E I ; A E) and three consonant letters (F L X ; J D K). The beginning prefix to G Felix, G is the 7th letter in the alphabat. The 7th sign of the 7th alt son, the coming before the 8th letter H. Do you know what contains the letter H. Menaheim and this name also has 8 letters which can only mean Proof G Felix is IlluminALTi confirmed!
I didn't see that coming.
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2014.11.29 07:26:00 -
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That moment when you realize that Jadek and myself are the same person.
Everything CCP does is right.
They are the greatest company in the world.
CCP cares about the playerbase.
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General John Ripper
25965
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Posted - 2014.11.29 07:26:00 -
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That moment when you realize that Jadek and myself are the same person.
Everything CCP does is right.
They are the greatest company in the world.
CCP cares about the playerbase.
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LT SHANKS
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
4197
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Posted - 2014.11.29 07:28:00 -
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Immortal John Ripper wrote:That moment when you realize that Jadek and myself are the same person.
Fuck it. I'm out. |
G Felix
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Posted - 2014.11.29 07:31:00 -
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Jadek Menaheim wrote:G Felix wrote:Wait - what if we're all just Jadek alts?
*Head explodes* Felix is a name that has 5 letter, F E L I X. You know what other name has five letter J A D E K. Both names contain two vowels (E I ; A E) and three consonant letters (F L X ; J D K). The beginning prefix to G Felix, G is the 7th letter in the alphabat. The 7th sign of the 7th alt son, the coming before the 8th letter H. Do you know what contains the letter H. Menaheim and this name also has 8 letters which can only mean Proof G Felix is IlluminALTi confirmed!
Seems legit. One question -
Who gets the lottery entry for this, me or you? I mean you, or you? I mean me, or me? I mean us.
Damn.
Dust can be frustrating. (Gò»°Gûí°)Gò»n+¦ Gö+GöüGö+)
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Crimson ShieId
Sinq Laison Gendarmes
Gallente Federation
1470
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Posted - 2014.11.29 08:25:00 -
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Customer Service 17032760100 and Toxic Substances 18002221222 are two of his alts. Must find more...
I want to punch.
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Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
4756
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Posted - 2014.11.29 09:02:00 -
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Crimson ShieId wrote:Customer Service 17032760100 and Toxic Substances 18002221222 are two of his alts. Must find more...
Have you checked the phone book?
Try the new Planetary Conquest Mode!
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Friendship CallCenter 2674365128
The Phone Book
0
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Posted - 2014.11.29 09:06:00 -
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Gee! Oh My God! The new phone book is here! |
Joseph Ridgeson
WarRavens
Capital Punishment.
2792
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Posted - 2014.11.29 09:15:00 -
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Jadek at one time mentioned that he discovered the maximum amount of users allowed on a PS3 was 250. Whether or not he has that many alts, I think it is safe to safe that Jadek has enough alts to sell a CPM nomination...
"This is B.S! This is B.S! I paid money! Cash money, dollars money, cash money!"
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Thailand TouristPolice 1155
The Phone Book
1
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Posted - 2014.11.29 09:20:00 -
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Joseph Ridgeson wrote:Jadek at one time mentioned that he discovered the maximum amount of users allowed on a PS3 was 250. Whether or not he has that many alts, I think it is safe to safe that Jadek has enough alts to sell a CPM nomination...
We takes bribes. Yes.  |
Joseph Ridgeson
WarRavens
Capital Punishment.
2793
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Posted - 2014.11.29 09:23:00 -
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And because Jadek always likes my posts with whatever alt he happens to be on:
Friendship CallCenter 2674365128
Customer Service 17032760100
Toxic Substances 18002221222
And, again, I would like to make it known that I AM NOT A JADEK ALT.
"This is B.S! This is B.S! I paid money! Cash money, dollars money, cash money!"
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