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Michael Epic
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2014.11.28 22:56:00 -
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Hello. I'm going to perform a small comedy routine for you....let me get my method acting face on.
*method acting face*
I run a Gallente gk.0 Prototype suit. Buff MY EHP by 700%. Not the suit. Just me.
I run a Duvolle Assault Rifle. Buff MY DPS by 350%. Not the weapon, just mine.
I need enough PG/CPU to run a prototype cloak and five complex kinectic catalyzers. Not everyone. Just me.
I need my prototype cloak field to last for 7 minutes and recharge in 7 seconds. Not everyones. Just mine.
I need my kinetic catalyzers to make me fast like the flash. I should be able to run 69 m/s (tee hee hee) and just me.
I run remote explosives. I need you to buff them so that when I set off ONE, they blow up the whole team no matter where they are on the map. Not everyone's, just mine.
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This is how Dust 514 players feel to me. You all spam heavy's but complain about RE's. You all spam scouts but complain about the much needed delay to uncloaking and shooting. Your tanks drive faster than the LAV's and they didn't use too. You can jump tanks like a dirt bike, still. You can fly around and rain hell on people with your ADS.
However, if ANYTHING kills you (you assume 16 players on a team shouldn't be able to kill you more than once) you want it nerfed. You're all selfish and poor sports.
When AV is useless, tankers and ADS pilots are happy. They say the game is balanced and its the best game ever. As soon as the swarm launcher is capable of killing you, you scream that its OP and this game is unbalanced and the worst game you've ever played and you're never coming back until CCP gets their heads out of their asses. (They all know yoga?)
I'd like to make you aware of how ridiculous you all sound, all the time. *hears the siren* here comes the whambulance.....can we ride together? Perhaps we can stop by whamburger and get a double cheese with cries for $2.95 fella. |
Spademan
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.11.28 23:32:00 -
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I see your proposal and counter with this:
My Ion Pistol should shoot Plasma Cannon rounds, there should be no charge and it should be fully automatic. Just mine.
My Minmatar Sentinel should be able to carry 2 heavy weapons, 3 light weapons and 4 sidearms. To be balanced around this, it should also have 5000 base tHP.
I should have Amarr Lavs available to use, as with the first, just for me.
I am part shovel, part man, full scout, and a little bit special.
Official Time Lord of the Scout Community
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Crimson ShieId
Sinq Laison Gendarmes
Gallente Federation
1459
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Posted - 2014.11.28 23:54:00 -
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I just want my old Scrambler Pistol back. You can have your buffs, but give me my baby! 
I want to punch.
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KING CHECKMATE
Opus Arcana
Covert Intervention
5984
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Posted - 2014.11.29 01:25:00 -
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Michael Epic wrote:+1 text.
I want a burger with bacon. Is that like $3.5?
Amarrian Born. State Patriot.
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Michael Epic
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
342
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Posted - 2014.11.29 15:35:00 -
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KING CHECKMATE wrote:Michael Epic wrote:+1 text. I want a burger with bacon. Is that like $3.5?
The bacon always costs more....ALWAYS!  |
Mike Ox Bigger
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
597
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Posted - 2014.11.29 15:40:00 -
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Yeah just give me an I win button. I press it and everyone on the map dies instantly. Sorta like those glitched RE's 
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, then I smoke two more.
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