CELESTA AUNGM
Kang Lo Directorate
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.11.21 20:23:00 -
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At my geographical position on Planet Earth, it's Friday:
Some Friday Dust humour? Any contributions? I've read some stuff from some of you players that would make me wet my Uggs with laughter.
Yesterday was not only my first night in the event, but also my first night fighting in the field in nearly a month.
ItGÇÖs funny how I saw the GÇ£battlefield knowledgeGÇ¥ displayed by other players hasnGÇÖt changed much:
Benny Loofa can spawn on the map at the beginning of the match,... walks 20 paces to the corner of the building, turn left---and get shot dead from the Right.
Next time he respawns in the same place,... he walks to the corner of the building and turns Right---and gets shot dead from the Left.
Next time he respawns, he walks to the corner, looks to the Left... looks to the Right-----AND GETS SHOT DEAD FROM THE LEFT! 
He respawns and,.... decides to take the stairs this time, gets as far as the corner of the roof to loo---and gets killed by a sniper round!
Umm,... Benny respawns and hears an LAV approaching, jumps up and down to get the driver to stop (the driver runs him over first, then pretends to stop and wait for Benny a few times to tease him, then finally lets him ride). Benny climbs into the passenger seatGÇöand explodes. The screen reads GÇ£benny was killed by a GunlogiGÇ¥ GÇ£A Gunlogi---what the hell is THAT?!GÇ¥
....Benny respawns back at the building, and heGÇÖs visibly shaken up by now, doesnGÇÖt know if he wants to play this game any further. Suddenly and LAV stops and WAITS for him. ! Benny climbs in the passenger seat, and the LAV drives down the nearby road... speeds up faster as it approaches a building---and DRIVES right into the wall and explodes. The screen reads GÇ£Benny commits suicideGÇ¥ GÇ£I committed SUICIDE? What do you mean, suicide!GÇ¥
Benny decides GÇ£ThatGÇÖs it---this game is RIDICULOUS--I've HAD itGÇöthis is nonsense, and IGÇÖm never going to play this game again... until tomorrow.GÇ¥
And you ALL know who "Benny" is. Benny is YOU, when each of you first started trying this game.
Universe of good wishes for the 49, especially CCP Eterne...
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sir RAVEN WING
Horizons' Edge
Proficiency V.
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Posted - 2014.11.21 20:38:00 -
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CELESTA AUNGM wrote:At my geographical position on Planet Earth, it's Friday:
And you ALL know who "Benny" is. Benny is YOU, when each of you first started trying this game.
No, academy isn't that bad... yet.
Beta wasn't that bad.
My first day of Dust was calm, no worries. Went positive with my Medic (Back then medic was a Min Logi) and a militia AR (Only rifle.) Laz0r came and I wreaked havoc. Flaylock next and I was feared mid round. ScR, was terrible at it. RR, Was skeptical using it, but soon I was someone to dread seeing on the opposing team. CR, meh ACR was where I shine. SR, Headshot, Headshot, Headshot, Headshot all day. NKs, Loved them.
anyway I've had a great time playing this game from Beta. Only recently my favourite weapon the RR became unusable.
"I shall fight for my people until I can't come back."
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