well, Fatal Absolution may be interested in having you. But in order to truly find out if you're a good fit for our merry group of homos, I'll have to ask you a few questions. Now before you dismiss these questions as useless, know that these are very important questions, and could be the difference between accepting your app or denying it.

Just remember to be honest, cause our recruitment department takes this very seriously, and will run checks on you.

1) What is your all time KD/R?

2) What is your sexual orientation?
A) Men
B) Women
C) Fish
D) Goats and sheep
E) all of the above

3) What is your preferred genre of music?
A) Rock and Roll
B) new school rap
C) Old school rap
D) Panty dropping, negro love music
E) Weird techno or dubstep

4) Upon possible acceptance into FA, would you be able to submit photographic proof to Djinn Rampage and Badgerr Rager that you are well hung?

5) Do you at least enjoy the thought of black guys singing to you about love and lovemaking?

6) Please watch this music video. Now tell me exactly what you feel in your pants, and also tell me what your desires are after watching this.

7) Let's say you visit a strip club, when an "entertainer" is dancing on top of you, do you make it rain:
A) Dollar bills
B) Whatever change you find in your room
C) water
D) peppermint candy
E) expired condoms

Well, that's the main bulk of the questions, more FA representatives may be by with more questions. Just be sure to be as honest as possible. Thank you for your time.

Nothing does

So am I in? ....

Well, I'm afraid we can't properly assess your application until you finish answering all the questions.

Ur questions?

Assault ck.0
Rail rifle operation level 5
Rail rifle prof level 5
Rail rifle ammo capacity level 3
Submachinegun operation level 5
Smg profoficency 5
Grenadier level 3
Shield upgrades level 5
shield extensions level 5
Armours level 5
Pg/CPU level 5
Hmg operation level 3
Ammo level 2
Nano hive level 4 (run lp level 5 nano hive)
Scanner level 5
Uplink level 2
Combat rifle level 2
optimization 1 on rr
Optimization 1 on smg
100 000 sp till ammar sentinel
Armour rep level 5
Shield regulators level 5
Tank operation level 1 most vehicle core upgrades level 2
Wanna max out cores before blaster
Cloak level 1
1 000 000 isk
So far I wasted my officer smg and rr's in pc and pub
1.29 w/l
In 3 weeks (since respec kd went from 1.03 to 1.12 it should be way higher but spend most of time with militia gear grinding isk
On most of night
Active no mic
18 years old
I like having fun
On 5 hours a day

Serious question though beast, do you own or do you plan on owning a satchel in the near future?

well, Fatal Absolution may be interested in having you. But in order to truly find out if you're a good fit for our merry group of homos, I'll have to ask you a few questions. Now before you dismiss these questions as useless, know that these are very important questions, and could be the difference between accepting your app or denying it.

Just remember to be honest, cause our recruitment department takes this very seriously, and will run checks on you.

1) What is your all time KD/R?

2) What is your sexual orientation?
A) Men
B) Women
C) Fish
D) Goats and sheep
E) all of the above

3) What is your preferred genre of music?
A) Rock and Roll
B) new school rap
C) Old school rap
D) Panty dropping, negro love music
E) Weird techno or dubstep

4) Upon possible acceptance into FA, would you be able to submit photographic proof to Djinn Rampage and Badgerr Rager that you are well hung?

5) Do you at least enjoy the thought of black guys singing to you about love and lovemaking?

6) Please watch this music video. Now tell me exactly what you feel in your pants, and also tell me what your desires are after watching this.

7) Let's say you visit a strip club, when an "entertainer" is dancing on top of you, do you make it rain:
A) Dollar bills
B) Whatever change you find in your room
C) water
D) peppermint candy
E) expired condoms

Well, that's the main bulk of the questions, more FA representatives may be by with more questions. Just be sure to be as honest as possible. Thank you for your time.

>2 months of playing
>pretend he has all these SPs

All of the above
Rock and roll
It feels weird in my pants
Peppermint candy
5) idk never happened before
4) no I'm afraid I cnt

*jaw drops*

Oh my God. ROFLMAO. I can't believe you actually answered that.

Why? Lol u told me I had 2

yesterday a guy in ur corp told me he was trolling me and I should answer his questions

yesterday a guy in ur corp told me he was trolling me and I should answer his questions

yesterday a guy in ur corp told me he was trolling me and I should answer his questions

Oh God you're killing me. I'm going to die laughing.

Funny part is, I actually have the power to accept apps. And I've received at least 5 last I checked.

But in light of you making my day, I'm going to do you a favor. I'm going to find some homo in FA to log on to my account (I wasn't lying about my PS3 dying) and I'll tell him to give you 10 mil. Not honestly sure if he'll do it, so don't bet on it.

Give me 10 mill wat?

Nvm I know it's isk and thx if i get it

But I'm not joining FA?

*shrugs* I dunno.

Ok do u know wen will find out?