DUST Search - AFK macros

Joel II X wrote:

Ghost Kaisar wrote:

Breakin Stuff wrote:

So me and kain spero saw an interesting thing while setting up the cloak demo video.

Some nerd had set up a macro on a cloak/decloak cycle with his nose in a corner. He just sat there flickering at perfectly timed intervals.

Just goes to show ya. No one works harder than a lazy nerd trying to avoid doing work.

Easiest way to AFK

Grab Swarm Launcher

Hold down trigger

Press select (While holding down trigger)

Let go of trigger

Press select

Walk away and do whatever you want.

I learned how to do this with rep tools initially when messing around in PC's testing out DPS to vehicles. I got tired of holding down the lock on during the 30 odd minutes, and did it by accident when messing with a com channel.

Found out it works for all lock on weapons, and prevented me from getting kicked since I was "technically" holding down a button the entire time.

But you can get kicked from standing still, sniping, only holding down L1 to zoom. What the f-...

"Also I think knives are a good idea, big f**k-off shiny ones" "Guns for show, Knives for a pro"

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Breakin Stuff Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group 5045	Posted - 2014.11.16 03:18:00 - [1] - Quote So me and kain spero saw an interesting thing while setting up the cloak demo video. Some nerd had set up a macro on a cloak/decloak cycle with his nose in a corner. He just sat there flickering at perfectly timed intervals. Just goes to show ya. No one works harder than a lazy nerd trying to avoid doing work. EVE Online is what you get when engineers attempt to create "fun" without consulting someone who comprehends the word.
Apothecary Za'ki Biomass Positive 1893	Posted - 2014.11.16 03:23:00 - [2] - Quote Breakin Stuff wrote: So me and kain spero saw an interesting thing while setting up the cloak demo video. Some nerd had set up a macro on a cloak/decloak cycle with his nose in a corner. He just sat there flickering at perfectly timed intervals. Just goes to show ya. No one works harder than a lazy nerd trying to avoid doing work. just collect names over a week then submit them all to be put under the ban hammer. [[LogiBro ADV/PRO]] [[Level 1 Forum Warrior]] [[Level 2 Forum Pariah]] All Hail our Lord and Savior CCP RATTATTI o7
Everything Dies FUNNY NAME GOES HERE 1071	Posted - 2014.11.16 03:32:00 - [3] - Quote Apothecary Za'ki wrote: Breakin Stuff wrote: So me and kain spero saw an interesting thing while setting up the cloak demo video. Some nerd had set up a macro on a cloak/decloak cycle with his nose in a corner. He just sat there flickering at perfectly timed intervals. Just goes to show ya. No one works harder than a lazy nerd trying to avoid doing work. just collect names over a week then submit them all to be put under the ban hammer. Then look back and say, "Well, that was a waste of a week." Mike Patton is the greatest singer in music. Proof
Hakyou Brutor Capital Acquisitions LLC 1603	Posted - 2014.11.16 03:32:00 - [4] - Quote Free kills I suppose. Knight Soiaire = my bae
Kaze Eyrou Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 948	Posted - 2014.11.16 03:34:00 - [5] - Quote Breakin Stuff wrote: So me and kain spero saw an interesting thing while setting up the cloak demo video. Some nerd had set up a macro on a cloak/decloak cycle with his nose in a corner. He just sat there flickering at perfectly timed intervals. Just goes to show ya. No one works harder than a lazy nerd trying to avoid doing work. You missed the one I ran into. Even simpler, no need for cloak, and you can use any starter fit, or any suit for that matter. Guy was sitting in the MCC, not even standing in the corner. Melee intervals at randomized times but within a set time frame that would not get you kicked from battle. (I sat in front of him and timed each melee swing. Varied from 30 seconds to 1 minute 20 seconds. If you're willing to listen to ludicrousness and extreme laziness, I'll share an extremely expensive AFK plan I had back before CCP did something about it... CB Vet // Logi Bro // @KazeEyrou CIO ("Proto Forum Warrior") Learning Coalition & RTG
Vitantur Nothus Nos Nothi 264	Posted - 2014.11.16 03:39:00 - [6] - Quote The guys I see are always standing / squatting ... standing / squatting ... standing / squatting. You guys must have higher quality AFK on your battleservers.
Apothecary Za'ki Biomass Positive 1893	Posted - 2014.11.16 03:55:00 - [7] - Quote Everything Dies wrote: Apothecary Za'ki wrote: Breakin Stuff wrote: So me and kain spero saw an interesting thing while setting up the cloak demo video. Some nerd had set up a macro on a cloak/decloak cycle with his nose in a corner. He just sat there flickering at perfectly timed intervals. Just goes to show ya. No one works harder than a lazy nerd trying to avoid doing work. just collect names over a week then submit them all to be put under the ban hammer. Then look back and say, "Well, that was a waste of a week." indeed cause then the afkers gotta do it again :P [[LogiBro ADV/PRO]] [[Level 1 Forum Warrior]] [[Level 2 Forum Pariah]] All Hail our Lord and Savior CCP RATTATTI o7
Nocturnal Soul Primordial Threat 4595	Posted - 2014.11.16 03:59:00 - [8] - Quote Or you could just turn your controller upside down... (Gê¬n+Ç-´)GèâGöüGÿån+ƒ.pâ+n+ín+ƒ. LASERS BTCH!!!!!!
RemingtonBeaver Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 1393	Posted - 2014.11.16 03:59:00 - [9] - Quote Vitantur Nothus wrote: The guys I see are always standing / squatting ... standing / squatting ... standing / squatting. You guys must have higher quality AFK on your battleservers. It's power squats and you don't want to skip leg day.
Lynn Beck Delta Vanguard 6 2248	Posted - 2014.11.16 04:52:00 - [10] - Quote Kaze Eyrou wrote: Breakin Stuff wrote: So me and kain spero saw an interesting thing while setting up the cloak demo video. Some nerd had set up a macro on a cloak/decloak cycle with his nose in a corner. He just sat there flickering at perfectly timed intervals. Just goes to show ya. No one works harder than a lazy nerd trying to avoid doing work. You missed the one I ran into. Even simpler, no need for cloak, and you can use any starter fit, or any suit for that matter. Guy was sitting in the MCC, not even standing in the corner. Melee intervals at randomized times but within a set time frame that would not get you kicked from battle. (I sat in front of him and timed each melee swing. Varied from 30 seconds to 1 minute 20 seconds. If you're willing to listen to ludicrousness and extreme laziness, I'll share an extremely expensive AFK plan I had back before CCP did something about it... Try an AI that (somehow) ran in a straight line, and whenever it hit a wall would turn 90 degrees left. It did this with robotic precision, never stopping at a railing or anything, it would turn left a perfect 90 degrees at the railing and slide along it. General John Ripper -BAM! I'm Emeril Lagasse. This message was approved by the 'Nobody Loved You' Foundation

Joseph Ridgeson WarRavens Capital Punishment. 2577	Posted - 2014.11.16 05:28:00 - [11] - Quote Nocturnal Soul wrote: Or you could just turn your controller upside down... When I have to walk away for two minutes for various reasons, I go by a supply depot and set a weight on the controller so I keep firing. I keep hearing about these 'bots' and just scratch my head. "How do you know it is not someone with an upside down controller?" "This is B.S! This is B.S! I paid money! Cash money, dollars money, cash money!"
sir RAVEN WING Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 282	Posted - 2014.11.16 05:36:00 - [12] - Quote I should go AFK sometimes... oh wait I already do to eat something playing dust I'm hungry Walks away for only 2min Kicked from battle again? damnit *Pal'Ahm kim kama'Ahm*
Ghost Kaisar Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 7912	Posted - 2014.11.16 05:52:00 - [13] - Quote Breakin Stuff wrote: So me and kain spero saw an interesting thing while setting up the cloak demo video. Some nerd had set up a macro on a cloak/decloak cycle with his nose in a corner. He just sat there flickering at perfectly timed intervals. Just goes to show ya. No one works harder than a lazy nerd trying to avoid doing work. Easiest way to AFK Grab Swarm Launcher Hold down trigger Press select (While holding down trigger) Let go of trigger Press select Walk away and do whatever you want. I learned how to do this with rep tools initially when messing around in PC's testing out DPS to vehicles. I got tired of holding down the lock on during the 30 odd minutes, and did it by accident when messing with a com channel. Found out it works for all lock on weapons, and prevented me from getting kicked since I was "technically" holding down a button the entire time. Bullet Hell and Duct-Tape? Count me in! FA recruits get free officer BPO's. Enlist today. Must be a scrub to enter.
Joel II X Bacon with a bottle of Quafe 4597	Posted - 2014.11.16 06:08:00 - [14] - Quote Ghost Kaisar wrote: Breakin Stuff wrote: So me and kain spero saw an interesting thing while setting up the cloak demo video. Some nerd had set up a macro on a cloak/decloak cycle with his nose in a corner. He just sat there flickering at perfectly timed intervals. Just goes to show ya. No one works harder than a lazy nerd trying to avoid doing work. Easiest way to AFK Grab Swarm Launcher Hold down trigger Press select (While holding down trigger) Let go of trigger Press select Walk away and do whatever you want. I learned how to do this with rep tools initially when messing around in PC's testing out DPS to vehicles. I got tired of holding down the lock on during the 30 odd minutes, and did it by accident when messing with a com channel. Found out it works for all lock on weapons, and prevented me from getting kicked since I was "technically" holding down a button the entire time. But you can get kicked from standing still, sniping, only holding down L1 to zoom. What the f-...
Fizzer XCIV Heaven's Lost Property 1081	Posted - 2014.11.16 06:16:00 - [15] - Quote Apothecary Za'ki wrote: Breakin Stuff wrote: So me and kain spero saw an interesting thing while setting up the cloak demo video. Some nerd had set up a macro on a cloak/decloak cycle with his nose in a corner. He just sat there flickering at perfectly timed intervals. Just goes to show ya. No one works harder than a lazy nerd trying to avoid doing work. just collect names over a week then submit them all to be put under the ban hammer. CCP has never banned or even punished AFKing. No action has ever been taken. They've never even said they would do anything of the sort. Ever. You're wasting your time, and CCP's time. Please, make my Opus pretty...
Breakin Stuff Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group 5048	Posted - 2014.11.16 07:22:00 - [16] - Quote I'm not reporting them. I think it's hilarious. The effort of setting up the macro and logging in to employ it is probably about as much effort as actually fighting the battle EVE Online is what you get when engineers attempt to create "fun" without consulting someone who comprehends the word.
TEBOW BAGGINS GREATNESS ACHIEVED THRU TROLLING 1351	Posted - 2014.11.16 10:57:00 - [17] - Quote AFK is a sport and therefore should be respected as such. we stand together as one when we AFK we link minds you cannot thwart a collective. it's a religious experience you wouldn't understand. if you ever bothered to look into the eyes of an AFKer you would only find a sea of kindness and wisdom there. one does not just simply end AFK AKA Zirzo Valcyn AFKing since 2012
Ryme Intrinseca Dead Man's Game RUST415 2002	Posted - 2014.11.16 11:12:00 - [18] - Quote My cutting edge macro.
CommanderBolt KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION 2475	Posted - 2014.11.16 12:44:00 - [19] - Quote Had you not noticed the stand up / crouch down swarm launcher dudes? They have been running basic macros to AFK farm for as long as I can remember. "Also I think knives are a good idea, big f**k-off shiny ones" "Guns for show, Knives for a pro" MY LIFE FOR AIUR!
CommanderBolt KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION 2475	Posted - 2014.11.16 12:45:00 - [20] - Quote Joel II X wrote: Ghost Kaisar wrote: Breakin Stuff wrote: So me and kain spero saw an interesting thing while setting up the cloak demo video. Some nerd had set up a macro on a cloak/decloak cycle with his nose in a corner. He just sat there flickering at perfectly timed intervals. Just goes to show ya. No one works harder than a lazy nerd trying to avoid doing work. Easiest way to AFK Grab Swarm Launcher Hold down trigger Press select (While holding down trigger) Let go of trigger Press select Walk away and do whatever you want. I learned how to do this with rep tools initially when messing around in PC's testing out DPS to vehicles. I got tired of holding down the lock on during the 30 odd minutes, and did it by accident when messing with a com channel. Found out it works for all lock on weapons, and prevented me from getting kicked since I was "technically" holding down a button the entire time. But you can get kicked from standing still, sniping, only holding down L1 to zoom. What the f-... Hence why the 'AFK' changes were totally lol worthy. "Also I think knives are a good idea, big f**k-off shiny ones" "Guns for show, Knives for a pro" MY LIFE FOR AIUR!



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