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G0DS AM0NG MEN
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.11.09 05:41:00 -
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O no you just offended one of dusts greatest dons. You need to beg for your life and offer him something like promotions for ML. Do it I bet they pay handsomely for it |
Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
2789
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Posted - 2014.11.09 05:48:00 -
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DarthPlagueis TheWise wrote:Joel II X wrote:DarthPlagueis TheWise wrote:I've kicked your PC team's ass as well. Damn! You're so good you went to PC all by yourself and won? Remind me to not mess with you. No but I sure as **** was usually on the top of the leaderboard in PC unless there was some OP tanker or something. Anyway yeah im bored time to let this thread die.
If you swing your PC e-peen around, someones bound to measure it. Be careful.
"Minja" and "Masochist" are synonyms.
FA's Shotgunning T-Dome Champ
I piss Remote Explosives and shit Shotgun shells.
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Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
2789
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Posted - 2014.11.09 05:50:00 -
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RemingtonBeaver wrote:Scrub certified.
I had to pass a series of tests to measure my overall lack of skills. Once it was confirmed that I was in fact a talentless noob I was made a squad leader for PC matches.
I needed a terrible win loss rate, had to be negative, I rage quit victories. There are abortion jokes more positive than my K/D. No situational awareness at all. I had an uncloaked scout kill me once with a nanite injector, I was counting rivets in the wall. Most of the time I play with my TV off. When I'm on coms I just scream at the top of my lungs...not words, just noises I think walruses make. I modded my controller, I taped the analog sticks together so I get maximum spins and the triangle button has a macro for ultimate squats.
Apply today!
OMG LOL this actually made me laugh ridiculously hard LOL 
Im dying LOL
"Minja" and "Masochist" are synonyms.
FA's Shotgunning T-Dome Champ
I piss Remote Explosives and shit Shotgun shells.
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Vulpes Dolosus
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
2507
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Posted - 2014.11.09 06:17:00 -
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Confirming am a scrub.
Dust is there! I was real!
Dear diary, Rattati senpai noticed me today~
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Kira Takizawa
The Exemplars
Top Men.
236
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Posted - 2014.11.09 10:59:00 -
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RemingtonBeaver wrote:Scrub certified.
I had to pass a series of tests to measure my overall lack of skills. Once it was confirmed that I was in fact a talentless noob I was made a squad leader for PC matches.
I needed a terrible win loss rate, had to be negative, I rage quit victories. There are abortion jokes more positive than my K/D. No situational awareness at all. I had an uncloaked scout kill me once with a nanite injector, I was counting rivets in the wall. Most of the time I play with my TV off. When I'm on coms I just scream at the top of my lungs...not words, just noises I think walruses make. I modded my controller, I taped the analog sticks together so I get maximum spins and the triangle button has a macro for ultimate squats.
Apply today!
Made my day I might even reapply there |
Nirwanda Vaughns
918
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Posted - 2014.11.09 11:12:00 -
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Molon has a large playerbase so they're bound to have some scrubs. i've ran and still run with a lot of the long term vets who are in there from when i was in ML and they're the ones who are great players, most of them know each other from M.A.G too so they've played together for years just a SVER TB's did/do
Never argue with an idiot. they bring you down to their level and beat you through experience
proud C-II bpo owner
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hold that
Krusual Covert Operators
Minmatar Republic
358
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Posted - 2014.11.09 11:15:00 -
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i only fear corps who after death after death after death still continue to spam proto, fears not the right word, laugh and switch to a bpo fit and know i'll come out on top of the leader board but lose the match. |
jade gamester
Vengeance Unbound
RISE of LEGION
23
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Posted - 2014.11.09 11:20:00 -
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Zindorak wrote:They aren't scrubs
We are all scrubs, the almighty kingthunderbolt is leader and ruler of the new eden
King of contradiction all hail kingthunderbolt o7
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Bradric Banewolf
D3ATH CARD
RUST415
439
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Posted - 2014.11.09 11:25:00 -
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RemingtonBeaver wrote:Scrub certified.
I had to pass a series of tests to measure my overall lack of skills. Once it was confirmed that I was in fact a talentless noob I was made a squad leader for PC matches.
I needed a terrible win loss rate, had to be negative, I rage quit victories. There are abortion jokes more positive than my K/D. No situational awareness at all. I had an uncloaked scout kill me once with a nanite injector, I was counting rivets in the wall. Most of the time I play with my TV off. When I'm on coms I just scream at the top of my lungs...not words, just noises I think walruses make. I modded my controller, I taped the analog sticks together so I get maximum spins and the triangle button has a macro for ultimate squats.
Apply today!
Oh man I'm sure that actually hit home for some of these guys lol!
"I just screamed at the top of my lungs.... not words, just noises I think walrus make."
Lmao!
"Anybody order chaos?"
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Bradric Banewolf
D3ATH CARD
RUST415
439
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Posted - 2014.11.09 11:44:00 -
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DeadlyAztec11 wrote:Their not bad players they just rely too much on having a mob of good players to pick up their slack. It's the reason they're generally easy to dispatch in one v ones
(To you deadly bro) Do you blame them? Who the hell 1v1's? Have you seen the latency that effects hit registration in this game? Man no one has time to have a e-peen swinging contest while the point is still red?! Fill him with lead, and win the match is the way to do it. You can be better at shooting with a much higher k/d, but a "W" is a "W"! Payouts are too low to be wrestling with bad hit detection, and guys with "gud" "gun game"?!
(At the OP) Molon is an awesome corp that, unlike most so-called "gud corps" has actually been able to stay afloat and affective for some time. Managing economic balance, quality control, and training new players to be great makes a corp good. These fly by night corps that I've watched come and go for over a year we just laugh at.
Corp member A: who the hell is that?
Corp member B: same A hole, different corp name?! There will be a spy over here from them soon enough?!
Corp member A: never heard of them?
Corp member C: give a month and you won't remember em either lol!
Corp member B: just a group of "I'm too "gud" to pay tax" players but hurt that someone made them work as a team. So they formed a pub stomping corp with the money they stole! When it runs out so will they?!
These are the corps you should be ragging. (at the OP not you deadly) Can't be mad at molon for using and teaching teamwork?! That's stupid?!
"Anybody order chaos?"
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