DUST Search - Who wants a like?

sir RAVEN WING wrote:

Teacher: Who answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the WINDOW.
Teacher: Who just threw that?
Boy: Me and IGÇÖm going home now
I know it made no sense, but this is in the locker room!
I had another one, but I don't want to offend anyone. That and it's long...
Warning!

Here it is... I warned you!
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"

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Bright Steel Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 203	Posted - 2014.10.29 18:45:00 - [1] - Quote Tell a good dust joke, likes for everybody. Oprah voice "likes for everybody, you get a like, you get a like, you get a like" The Best Worst game you can't stop playing..... DUST
TritusX PH4NT0M5 41	Posted - 2014.10.29 18:52:00 - [2] - Quote Bright Steel wrote: Tell a good dust joke, likes for everybody. Oprah voice "likes for everybody, you get a like, you get a like, you get a like" farming likes shows that you don't deserve likes from real people stop cheating yourself 1.9 Killing scouts? Nop
Arkena Wyrnspire Fatal Absolution 18585	Posted - 2014.10.29 18:52:00 - [3] - Quote A good dust joke? Hm. "CCP"? You have long since made your choice. What you make now is a mistake.
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 4292	Posted - 2014.10.29 18:53:00 - [4] - Quote Tell a good Dust joke? Okay. Assault swarm launcher. My advice to you, playa...
Bright Steel Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 204	Posted - 2014.10.29 18:58:00 - [5] - Quote TritusX wrote: Bright Steel wrote: Tell a good dust joke, likes for everybody. Oprah voice "likes for everybody, you get a like, you get a like, you get a like" farming likes shows that you don't deserve likes from real people stop cheating yourself Not farming likes, offering likes to hear a good joke. Me give likes, not take You weren't funny so no like for you. The Best Worst game you can't stop playing..... DUST
Bright Steel Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 204	Posted - 2014.10.29 19:00:00 - [6] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: Tell a good Dust joke? Okay. Assault swarm launcher. Thought Rattati was going to fix that thing, don't know what happened there.... The Best Worst game you can't stop playing..... DUST
Immortal John Ripper 25324	Posted - 2014.10.29 19:01:00 - [7] - Quote knock knock Who is there? CCP CCP who? Hello? opens door to find a note saying Soon I have been diagnosed with "TED" - Taco Eating Disorder. I can't stop eating tacos. Best Disorder Ever
Bright Steel Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 204	Posted - 2014.10.29 19:05:00 - [8] - Quote Immortal John Ripper wrote: knock knock Who is there? CCP CCP who? Hello? opens door to find a note saying Soon Now that deserves a like! Better than arkena's "CCP?" And the signature!!! Lol The Best Worst game you can't stop playing..... DUST
Denchlad 7 Dead Man's Game 980	Posted - 2014.10.29 19:06:00 - [9] - Quote 10 Year Plan. The Connoisseur of Weapons. 19/19 L5 P2. Snarcasm > Sarcasm Excessively British.
Assault Swarm Launcher Caldari State 269	Posted - 2014.10.29 19:08:00 - [10] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: Tell a good Dust joke? Okay. Assault swarm launcher. That's not funny. "Chances are I'm going to kill you or replace you with something new..." -CCP Logibro

Bright Steel Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 204	Posted - 2014.10.29 19:08:00 - [11] - Quote Denchlad 7 wrote: 10 Year Plan. If I could give half a like I would Where's the creativity people, I bored at work and your killing me!!! The Best Worst game you can't stop playing..... DUST
MEDICO RITARDATO Dead Man's Game RUST415 325	Posted - 2014.10.29 19:08:00 - [12] - Quote Buff scouts The pen is on the table. TheD1CK is a scrub.
Joseph Ridgeson WarRavens Capital Punishment. 2240	Posted - 2014.10.29 19:13:00 - [13] - Quote "Meaningful interaction between EVE and DUST." "This is B.S! This is B.S! I paid money! Cash money, dollars money, cash money!"
G Felix Second-Nature 62	Posted - 2014.10.29 19:17:00 - [14] - Quote My KDR. Dust can be frustrating. (Gò»°Gûí°)Gò»n+¦ Gö+GöüGö+)
Bright Steel Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 204	Posted - 2014.10.29 19:18:00 - [15] - Quote https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=178981&find=unread https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=178980&find=unread Some inspiration The Best Worst game you can't stop playing..... DUST
Maken Tosch Dust University Ivy League 9977	Posted - 2014.10.29 19:19:00 - [16] - Quote Two mercs walked into Maken... On Twitter: @HilmarVeigar #greenlightlegion #dust514 players are waiting.
Bright Steel Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 204	Posted - 2014.10.29 19:20:00 - [17] - Quote G Felix wrote: My KDR. Yep I feel ur pain. Top 5 on leader board consistently and I have a KDR of "you suck" or roughly 1.03 The Best Worst game you can't stop playing..... DUST
Bright Steel Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 204	Posted - 2014.10.29 19:21:00 - [18] - Quote Maken Tosch wrote: Two mercs walked into Maken... And then...... The Best Worst game you can't stop playing..... DUST
Joel II X Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 4125	Posted - 2014.10.29 19:29:00 - [19] - Quote "Gallente are armor rep kings" -post balance hotfix
Immortal John Ripper 25327	Posted - 2014.10.29 19:32:00 - [20] - Quote Bright Steel wrote: https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=178981&find=unread https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=178980&find=unread Some inspiration https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2300586#post2300586 11 pages of GJR inspired jokes. I have been diagnosed with "TED" - Taco Eating Disorder. I can't stop eating tacos. Best Disorder Ever

G Felix Second-Nature 62	Posted - 2014.10.29 19:38:00 - [21] - Quote Bright Steel wrote: G Felix wrote: My KDR. Yep I feel ur pain. Top 5 on leader board consistently and I have a KDR of "you suck" or roughly 1.03 I lie to myself and blame the Million Clone Challenge, but I know the truth. I have a plasma cannon habit, and I need help. Dust can be frustrating. (Gò»°Gûí°)Gò»n+¦ Gö+GöüGö+)
DEZKA DIABLO THE FOOTCLAN 725	Posted - 2014.10.29 19:40:00 - [22] - Quote Ccp finally balanced the game. DONT EVER COMPLAIN, USE CAPS LOCK OR POINT OUT WHAT BROKEN WITH OUR GAME OR WE WILL DEFINITELY BAN YOUR ASS FOR 6 MONTHS
One Eyed King Land of the BIind 5191	Posted - 2014.10.29 20:14:00 - [23] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: Tell a good Dust joke? Okay. Assault swarm launcher. Awwww... That's what I came here to say... No more Sprint Glitch? This party is going to be off the hook!
Reign Omega Ghosts of Dawn General Tso's Alliance 964	Posted - 2014.10.29 20:25:00 - [24] - Quote Ya mama is so fat that sometimes I walk behind her and pretend I'm repping a heavy. Mark a$$ tricks, and bags of dicks....
Operative 1125 Lokaas True Companion Planetary Requisitions 557	Posted - 2014.10.29 20:32:00 - [25] - Quote Ok, I got one. A heavy walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Heard any good stories lately?" THIS IS THE VOICE OF RÁN
CLONE117 True Pros Forever 845	Posted - 2014.10.29 21:03:00 - [26] - Quote one time i took cover in one of those tiny pill box bunker things. somehow i managed to kill all the ppl that went in to kill me. which inluded a rail gunlogi. a couble heavies. a proto slayer logi. and a few other guys. the gunlogi got blown up by my buddy who had res. also i was in a gal mlt fit scout with mlt shotgun. i had less hp than my starter gal fit. i still dont know how i survived that?!. pve for dust 514. so what? u killed me twice with proto?. i killed you once with my mlt fit. that takes more skill.

GM Scotsman Game Masters C C P Alliance 139	Posted - 2014.10.29 21:06:00 - [27] - Quote Moved to Locker Room. GM \| CCP Scotsman CCP Customer Support \| EVE Online \| DUST 514

Arkena Wyrnspire Fatal Absolution 18589	Posted - 2014.10.29 21:16:00 - [28] - Quote GM Scotsman wrote: Moved to Locker Room. throws potato You have long since made your choice. What you make now is a mistake.
Aeon Amadi Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 6822	Posted - 2014.10.29 21:49:00 - [29] - Quote Judge Rhadamanthus for Most Active CPM Representative Important Links: An Argument for Legion Transparency
Booby Tuesdays Tuesdays With Boobies 914	Posted - 2014.10.29 23:35:00 - [30] - Quote How long is a chinaman? ( . )( . )

TritusX PH4NT0M5 42	Posted - 2014.10.30 00:54:00 - [31] - Quote Bright Steel wrote: TritusX wrote: Bright Steel wrote: Tell a good dust joke, likes for everybody. Oprah voice "likes for everybody, you get a like, you get a like, you get a like" farming likes shows that you don't deserve likes from real people stop cheating yourself Not farming likes, offering likes to hear a good joke. Me give likes, not take You weren't funny so no like for you. way to put it so harshly "I went 60/2 with flaylock" said no one ever 1.9 Killing scouts? Nop
Bright Steel Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 213	Posted - 2014.10.30 13:33:00 - [32] - Quote G Felix wrote: Bright Steel wrote: G Felix wrote: My KDR. Yep I feel ur pain. Top 5 on leader board consistently and I have a KDR of "you suck" or roughly 1.03 I lie to myself and blame the Million Clone Challenge, but I know the truth. I have a plasma cannon habit, and I need help. I have total lack of fear of dieing and I run cheap suits. I tend to be a bit to aggressive. "I don't care how many times I die, but ur a dead man" -said to any tanker, pilot, or proto suite- The Best Worst game you can't stop playing..... DUST
CLONE117 True Pros Forever 853	Posted - 2014.10.31 20:34:00 - [33] - Quote i got a new story. i was in my adv heavy rep suit.(30Hp/s armour reps). was being chased by a guy in a mlt minmatar frame who was using a rail rifle. and a scanner. so i ran to a city area. and waited around corner. and mister minmatar came sprinting in. and as i pumped him full of lead. i yelled out."DONT FAWKING FOLLOW ME!" or something like that.. Clone117:MLT specialist. Translation:dont mess with me or you lose your kdr.(and isk)
Kaze Eyrou Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 871	Posted - 2014.11.02 06:10:00 - [34] - Quote Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: GM Scotsman wrote: Moved to Locker Room. throws potato catches potato Closed Beta Vet // Logi Bro // @KazeEyrou
Immortal John Ripper 25485	Posted - 2014.11.02 07:58:00 - [35] - Quote Bright Steel wrote: Immortal John Ripper wrote: knock knock Who is there? CCP CCP who? Hello? opens door to find a note saying Soon Now that deserves a like! Better than arkena's "CCP?" And the signature!!! Lol Yea Arkena is an amateur forum warrior.. probably faked all his likes too. I have been diagnosed with "TED" - Taco Eating Disorder. I can't stop eating tacos. Best Disorder Ever
General John Ripper 25611	Posted - 2014.11.02 07:58:00 - [36] - Quote Bright Steel wrote: Immortal John Ripper wrote: knock knock Who is there? CCP CCP who? Hello? opens door to find a note saying Soon Now that deserves a like! Better than arkena's "CCP?" And the signature!!! Lol Yea Arkena is an amateur forum warrior.. probably faked all his likes too. I am a man on a mission.
Hynox Xitio 0uter.Heaven 1748	Posted - 2014.11.14 01:38:00 - [37] - Quote What kind of bone will a dog never eat? A trombone. I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless fogwogglers. ( -íº -£-û -íº) /)
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 4818	Posted - 2014.11.15 16:25:00 - [38] - Quote A man walks into a psychiatristGÇÖs office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, GÇ£Well, I can clearly see youGÇÖre nuts.GÇ¥ My advice to you, playa...
sir RAVEN WING Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 281	Posted - 2014.11.16 04:03:00 - [39] - Quote Destiny joke: A story in destiny Dust joke: Grass? Grass! Wait... no water and grass grew? CCP logic... *Pal'Ahm kim kama'Ahm*
Bright Steel Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 270	Posted - 2014.11.17 12:56:00 - [40] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: A man walks into a psychiatristGÇÖs office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, GÇ£Well, I can clearly see youGÇÖre nuts.GÇ¥ +2 for you... LOL The Best Worst game you can't stop playing..... DUST

sir RAVEN WING Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 300	Posted - 2014.11.17 17:17:00 - [41] - Quote Teacher: Who answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the WINDOW. Teacher: Who just threw that? Boy: Me and IGÇÖm going home now I know it made no sense, but this is in the locker room! I had another one, but I don't want to offend anyone. That and it's long... Warning! Here it is... I warned you! Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F***G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" Love your enemy for he toughens you. Love your state for it protects you Love your work**
Bright Steel Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 315	Posted - 2014.11.17 17:22:00 - [42] - Quote sir RAVEN WING wrote: Teacher: Who answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the WINDOW. Teacher: Who just threw that? Boy: Me and IGÇÖm going home now I know it made no sense, but this is in the locker room! I had another one, but I don't want to offend anyone. That and it's long... Warning! Here it is... I warned you! Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" Ok, now that I stopped laughing you get ur like +10 The Best Worst game you can't stop playing..... DUST
Dimitri Rascolovitch Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 276	Posted - 2014.11.18 08:40:00 - [43] - Quote Dust514 balance Bring back the Marauders, Enforcers, Logistic, and Scout LAVS and Dropships
Lloyd Orfay SHAKING BABIES FACTION WARFARE ALLIANCE 226	Posted - 2014.11.21 02:50:00 - [44] - Quote Jara's chest. Shield tanking. Rooftop campers Dedicated snipers. A logi suit with only 2 equipment slots. The Amarrian faith. The Gallente image of Democracy. Postnerf Rail Rifle crybabies. Proto vehicle spammers. Dedicated AV players. When I tell these jokes I'm not firing shots here or playing with fire, I'm playing with clone biomass vat acid.
sir RAVEN WING Horizons' Edge Proficiency V. 371	Posted - 2014.11.21 02:58:00 - [45] - Quote Lloyd Orfay wrote: Jara's chest. Shield tanking. Rooftop campers Dedicated snipers. A logi suit with only 2 equipment slots. The Amarrian faith. The Gallente image of Democracy. Postnerf Rail Rifle crybabies. Proto vehicle spammers. Dedicated AV players. When I tell these jokes I'm not firing shots here or playing with fire, I'm playing with clone biomass vat acid. Prenerf crybabies? The ones that managed to get the RR nerfed to uselessness? I have a petition up to make it a long range weapon again. *"I shall fight for my people until I can't come back."*
Wilhelm Klingspor DUST University Ivy League 323	Posted - 2014.11.22 00:27:00 - [46] - Quote A Caldari woman and A Gallente man are walking into a barge. The Caldari woman says nothing in a manly voice to the other because teamspeak doesn't work, the Gallente man other is stuck in the terrain. lol GûæGûæGûæGûæGûæGûæ DON'T PANIC GûæGûæGûæGûæGûæGûæ
Dubber Rucky 15	Posted - 2014.11.22 19:00:00 - [47] - Quote What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken.
korrah silain True Illuminate 11	Posted - 2014.11.23 11:30:00 - [48] - Quote Shotgun scouts jumping from initial dampener range uncloaked.
korrah silain True Illuminate 12	Posted - 2014.11.25 21:09:00 - [49] - Quote Sentinal walks into a bar, doesn't notice it explode.


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