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Hynox Xitio
0uter.Heaven
1733
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Posted - 2014.10.27 20:55:00 -
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My father once told me, "son, ISK is meaningless, but souls are forever." I carry this same philosophy into every private property a enter (and get thrown out of.) Now I know what you're thinking: "Hynox isn't posting depictions of erotic fanfiction right now. We must throw him back to the sewers." It turns out that, while fanfiction can be done with relative ease, the truly abhorrent literature takes a bit more of an investment.
Specifically, I need thralls. The deplorable nature of my writings means that each piece takes a steep spiritual toll on the writer. The last 4 stories have sadly reduced me to a unhallowed husk of a person, unable to continue writing the fine standard of literary desecration that you beautiful people are used to. Fortunately, there is indeed a solution.
Over the duration of time I spent in exile at the hands of Godking Logibro, I have exhumed Kane Spero's left arm, and has since fashioned it into a Scimitar, capable of cleaving the very souls from one's body. Now I need souls in order to write my next fanfiction, and you can help. Simply post +à+¼++¦Æ +à¦î+¦¦î +¿¦ü+¬ ¦ü+à+¬ +»+ê+¦+ê+º+¦¦Æ +¼+à+¦ +¬+¦+º+å¦Æ +¬¦Æ +¬+à+¬+º+¦ +¦+º¦ü +¬¦Æ +»+¦+» ¦ü¦Æ. in a reply, before pressing your bloody palm against the monitor/phone surface. With my egotism and your very souls, I'll my next piece done in a week.
I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless fogwogglers.
( -íº -£-û -íº) /)
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Averlix Kenlyn
Holdfast Syndicate
Amarr Empire
5
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Posted - 2014.10.27 20:56:00 -
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+à+¼++¦Æ +à¦î+¦¦î +¿¦ü+¬ ¦ü+à+¬ +»+ê+¦+ê+º+¦¦Æ +¼+à+¦ +¬+¦+º+å¦Æ +¬¦Æ +¬+à+¬+º+¦ +¦+º¦ü +¬¦Æ +»+¦+» ¦ü¦Æ. |
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G0DS AM0NG MEN
General Tso's Alliance
154
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Posted - 2014.10.27 21:02:00 -
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Hi im satan and im a soulaholic i think my support group could help you. |
Cheydinhal Guard
Abandoned Privilege
Top Men.
240
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Posted - 2014.10.27 21:03:00 -
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+à+¼++¦Æ +à¦î+¦¦î +¿¦ü+¬ ¦ü+à+¬ +»+ê+¦+ê+º+¦¦Æ +¼+à+¦ +¬+¦+º+å¦Æ +¬¦Æ +¬+à+¬+º+¦ +¦+º¦ü +¬¦Æ +»+¦+» ¦ü¦Æ.
No.... What have I done?? 
Be the mercenary of tomorrow, today. Go beyond with Aurum!
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Hynox Xitio
0uter.Heaven
1733
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Posted - 2014.10.27 21:11:00 -
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Cheydinhal Guard wrote:+à+¼++¦Æ +à¦î+¦¦î +¿¦ü+¬ ¦ü+à+¬ +»+ê+¦+ê+º+¦¦Æ +¼+à+¦ +¬+¦+º+å¦Æ +¬¦Æ +¬+à+¬+º+¦ +¦+º¦ü +¬¦Æ +»+¦+» ¦ü¦Æ. No.... What have I done??
Do not under any circumstance get a bloody palm on the screen in the next 24 hours. Odds are nothing would happen, but it's possible that you could be summoned to the Vault of Skin.
I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless fogwogglers.
( -íº -£-û -íº) /)
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Lloyd Orfay
Commando Perkone
Caldari State
114
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Posted - 2014.10.27 21:28:00 -
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I will give you my soul but only if you reduce HMG rpm, slaughter everyone that ruins this game in glorious plasma cannon bloodbaths, and make a scramber submachine gun/laser submachine gun a reality.
People that can't achieve greatness without exploitation don't deserve to exist. Enroll in scout erradication today.
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Fizzer XCIV
Company of Marcher Lords
Amarr Empire
660
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Posted - 2014.10.27 21:36:00 -
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Averlix Kenlyn wrote:squiggles and stuff
What does that say?
Swag-suit4lyfe!
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postapo wastelander
Wasteland Desert Rangers
398
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Posted - 2014.10.27 21:42:00 -
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He drinking too, nice to see another alcoholic here 
"Nanohives, repairs or droplinks, just ask me on field i can tink anything"
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Darth-Carbonite GIO
Abandoned Privilege
Top Men.
1202
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Posted - 2014.10.27 21:50:00 -
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"I submit my very strong statement" LMAO!
I laughed so hard 
The Incubus is Broken
Judge Rhadamanthus is my Hero
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One Eyed King
Land of the BIind
5067
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Posted - 2014.10.27 21:51:00 -
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Sorry.
CCP already stole our souls.
You are too late.
Unless you want my soles.
I still have those.
No more Sprint Glitch? This party is going to be off the hook!
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postapo wastelander
Wasteland Desert Rangers
398
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Posted - 2014.10.27 21:54:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:Sorry.
CCP already stole our souls.
You are too late.
Unless you want my soles.
I still have those.
Booom OP Lose
"Nanohives, repairs or droplinks, just ask me on field i can tink anything"
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
13859
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Posted - 2014.10.27 22:14:00 -
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Hynox Xitio wrote:My father once told me, "son, ISK is meaningless, but souls are forever." I carry this same philosophy into every private property a enter (and get thrown out of.) Now I know what you're thinking: "Hynox isn't posting depictions of erotic fanfiction right now. We must throw him back to the sewers." It turns out that, while fanfiction can be done with relative ease, the truly abhorrent literature takes a bit more of an investment.
Specifically, I need thralls. The deplorable nature of my writings means that each piece takes a steep spiritual toll on the writer. The last 4 stories have sadly reduced me to a unhallowed husk of a person, unable to continue writing the fine standard of literary desecration that you beautiful people are used to. Fortunately, there is indeed a solution.
Over the duration of time I spent in exile at the hands of Godking Logibro, I have exhumed Kane Spero's left arm, and has since fashioned it into a Scimitar, capable of cleaving the very souls from one's body. Now I need souls in order to write my next fanfiction, and you can help. Simply post +à¦î+¦ +»+++ê+ä +¬¦Æ +¬+º+¦¦î+¬ +¿+º+»+¦+º¦ü +¦¦Æ +à¦î+¦¦î +¼+º+å +å+++ê+æ in a reply, before pressing your bloody palm against the monitor/phone surface. With my egotism and your very souls, I'll have my next piece done in a week.
Edit: OH GOD, I WROTE THE WRONG SCRIPTURE. IT'S FIXED NOW, BUT DO NOT POST WHAT AVERLIX KENLYN JUST POSTED.
NO!
I will never sell my soul to you Crowley not even if you threaten to take Sam's lungs, or his spleen, or his SIDE BURNS!
"We were commanded to burn the system...We did. I mourn the loss of the innocents caught in our fires" -Kador Ouryon
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Hynox Xitio
0uter.Heaven
1735
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Posted - 2014.10.28 01:46:00 -
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Darth-Carbonite GIO wrote:"I submit my very strong statement" LMAO! I laughed so hard
Lord +¦+ä+º+¡ +º+ä+»¦î+å +º¦î+ê+¿¦î gets really pissed off if your blood rituals are too aggressive. I'm still cleaning the blood off my carpet.
Just make sure to post the revised scripture and everything should be okay (except for your soul.)
I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless fogwogglers.
( -íº -£-û -íº) /)
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