DUST Search - You STUPID HMGer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meisterjager Jagermeister wrote:

You RUINED a perfectly awesome knife fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm running around a corner and I see a red min scout clueless to my presence. I close in for the kill.
As I maneuver closer, careful to put cover between he and me as I stalk, I can see his knives out.
Suddenly realize why he was oblivious to my approach: there across from him where I couldn't previously see was a blue gal scout sporting his own set of blades. They were squaring off.

I stopped in my tracks; this was going to be good.

They began. Darting at one another and jumping back, swiping and strafing. I could see their bars dropping from each attack, one then the other. Blue got a good hit but red quickly retaliated. So close...

Then I remembered the HMG who was plodding along behind me with all the quickness of a half dead cow. Nothing I could do anyway. He turns the corner with red in his eyes, oblivious to the awesome unfolding before him and......

BWRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
ALL YOUR KILLS ARE BELONG TO ME BWRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And the min bladesman ragdolled.

You STUPID HMG A-hole!

Then, like he's all bad ass for blazing away an almost dead scout, he moves in to shoot the fallen merc in the head; a real kill steal hero he was. But I wasn't having it, I put myself between he and the dead min and unloaded my SK9M in is face doing all I could to prevent his lame ass from having that satisfaction. And if I'm not mistaken, the gal knifer was right there beside me.

o7 to you Min Knifer and you as well Gal Knifer. Your awesome display of awesomeness was not lost on this random berry.

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Meisterjager Jagermeister Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire 358	Posted - 2014.10.19 23:42:00 - [1] - Quote You RUINED a perfectly awesome knife fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm running around a corner and I see a red min scout clueless to my presence. I close in for the kill. As I maneuver closer, careful to put cover between he and me as I stalk, I can see his knives out. Suddenly realize why he was oblivious to my approach: there across from him where I couldn't previously see was a blue gal scout sporting his own set of blades. They were squaring off. I stopped in my tracks; this was going to be good. They began. Darting at one another and jumping back, swiping and strafing. I could see their bars dropping from each attack, one then the other. Blue got a good hit but red quickly retaliated. So close... Then I remembered the HMG who was plodding along behind me with all the quickness of a half dead cow. Nothing I could do anyway. He turns the corner with red in his eyes, oblivious to the awesome unfolding before him and...... BWRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! ALL YOUR KILLS ARE BELONG TO ME BWRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And the min bladesman ragdolled. You STUPID HMG A-hole! Then, like he's all bad ass for blazing away an almost dead scout, he moves in to shoot the fallen merc in the head; a real kill steal hero he was. But I wasn't having it, I put myself between he and the dead min and unloaded my SK9M in is face doing all I could to prevent his lame ass from having that satisfaction. And if I'm not mistaken, the gal knifer was right there beside me. o7 to you Min Knifer and you as well Gal Knifer. Your awesome display of awesomeness was not lost on this random berry. AKA - StarVenger
Apothecary Za'ki Biomass Positive 1268	Posted - 2014.10.19 23:47:00 - [2] - Quote Meisterjager Jagermeister wrote: You RUINED a perfectly awesome knife fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm running around a corner and I see a red min scout clueless to my presence. I close in for the kill. As I maneuver closer, careful to put cover between he and me as I stalk, I can see his knives out. Suddenly realize why he was oblivious to my approach: there across from him where I couldn't previously see was a blue gal scout sporting his own set of blades. They were squaring off. I stopped in my tracks; this was going to be good. They began. Darting at one another and jumping back, swiping and strafing. I could see their bars dropping from each attack, one then the other. Blue got a good hit but red quickly retaliated. So close... Then I remembered the HMG who was plodding along behind me with all the quickness of a half dead cow. Nothing I could do anyway. He turns the corner with red in his eyes, oblivious to the awesome unfolding before him and...... BWRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! ALL YOUR KILLS ARE BELONG TO ME BWRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And the min bladesman ragdolled. You STUPID HMG A-hole! Then, like he's all bad ass for blazing away an almost dead scout, he moves in to shoot the fallen merc in the head; a real kill steal hero he was. But I wasn't having it, I put myself between he and the dead min and unloaded my SK9M in is face doing all I could to prevent his lame ass from having that satisfaction. And if I'm not mistaken, the gal knifer was right there beside me. o7 to you Min Knifer and you as well Gal Knifer. Your awesome display of awesomeness was not lost on this random berry. ill have you find its PAAARRRRRRRRRRRP! ... PAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRP!... good day to you! hmpf [[LogiBro ADV/PRO]] [[Level 1 Forum Warrior]] [[Level 2 Forum Pariah]]
Derpty Derp Dead Man's Game RUST415 548	Posted - 2014.10.19 23:50:00 - [3] - Quote & that's how a tanker feels when they were mid 1v1 with another tank and a swarmer pops up and starts spraying crap everywhere.
Hector Carson BLACK MAGES INC. 31	Posted - 2014.10.19 23:50:00 - [4] - Quote ah quit your bitching its a game Sentinel ak.0
Apothecary Za'ki Biomass Positive 1272	Posted - 2014.10.19 23:50:00 - [5] - Quote but in all fairness.. i love to watch a good knife fight.. its like watching monkeys fight with switch blades... Grinds the organ Dance my monkeys! Dance i say! [[LogiBro ADV/PRO]] [[Level 1 Forum Warrior]] [[Level 2 Forum Pariah]]
Apothecary Za'ki Biomass Positive 1272	Posted - 2014.10.19 23:51:00 - [6] - Quote Derpty Derp wrote: & that's how a tanker feels when they were mid 1v1 with another tank and a swarmer pops up and starts spraying crap everywhere. its fair.. tanks and ADS deserve it as they are vehicles and not inf. [[LogiBro ADV/PRO]] [[Level 1 Forum Warrior]] [[Level 2 Forum Pariah]]
Meisterjager Jagermeister Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire 359	Posted - 2014.10.19 23:52:00 - [7] - Quote I don't recall the names of the knifers, but I did take snapshot of the player list. If you are one of the two knifers an would like to be identified and for all the DUST world to known you for your awesomeness I will be able to verify. AKA - StarVenger
Hector Carson BLACK MAGES INC. 31	Posted - 2014.10.19 23:54:00 - [8] - Quote Apothecary Za'ki wrote: but in all fairness.. i love to watch a good knife fight.. its like watching monkeys fight with switch blades... Grinds the organ Dance my monkeys! Dance i say! lol i watch the fight my team mate doesn't win i mow the raspberry down plain and simple Sentinel ak.0
Meisterjager Jagermeister Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire 360	Posted - 2014.10.20 00:05:00 - [9] - Quote Apothecary Za'ki wrote: ill have you find its PAAARRRRRRRRRRRP! ... PAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRP No, no. That wound be the sound me mum makes after too much eggplant. But good day to you as just the same. AKA - StarVenger
Apothecary Za'ki Biomass Positive 1273	Posted - 2014.10.20 00:10:00 - [10] - Quote Meisterjager Jagermeister wrote: Apothecary Za'ki wrote: ill have you find its PAAARRRRRRRRRRRP! ... PAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRP No, no. That wound be the sound me mum makes after too much eggplant. But good day to you just the same. PAAAARRRRRP! is the burst HMG fool :P normal hmg is BBBBBBREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEoverheat BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEreload [[LogiBro ADV/PRO]] [[Level 1 Forum Warrior]] [[Level 2 Forum Pariah]]

Apothecary Za'ki Biomass Positive 1273	Posted - 2014.10.20 00:10:00 - [11] - Quote Hector Carson wrote: Apothecary Za'ki wrote: but in all fairness.. i love to watch a good knife fight.. its like watching monkeys fight with switch blades... Grinds the organ Dance my monkeys! Dance i say! lol i watch the fight my team mate doesn't win i mow the raspberry down plain and simple oh come on atleast give the little monkey a chance to kiss his ass goodbye first :P [[LogiBro ADV/PRO]] [[Level 1 Forum Warrior]] [[Level 2 Forum Pariah]]
Kensai Dragon DUST University Ivy League 10	Posted - 2014.10.20 00:19:00 - [12] - Quote Apothecary Za'ki wrote: Hector Carson wrote: Apothecary Za'ki wrote: but in all fairness.. i love to watch a good knife fight.. its like watching monkeys fight with switch blades... Grinds the organ Dance my monkeys! Dance i say! lol i watch the fight my team mate doesn't win i mow the raspberry down plain and simple oh come on atleast give the little monkey a chance to kiss his ass goodbye first :P Nope, killem all! Scouts are OP anyways
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 13670	Posted - 2014.10.20 00:22:00 - [13] - Quote Your knife fight is not special. It requires no more or less skill my me fighting an enemy tanker. I am in a bad mood. Sorry for this post. "We were commanded to burn the system...We did. I mourn the loss of the innocents caught in our fires" -Kador Ouryon
Maken Tosch DUST University Ivy League 9811	Posted - 2014.10.20 00:33:00 - [14] - Quote I hate it when someone ruins a good knife fight or ruins a perfectly good stalk moment with an AR. On Twitter: @HilmarVeigar #greenlightlegion #dust514 players are waiting.
Meisterjager Jagermeister Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire 360	Posted - 2014.10.20 00:34:00 - [15] - Quote Apothecary Za'ki wrote: PAAAARRRRRP! is the burst HMG fool :P normal hmg is BBBBBBREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEoverheat BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEreload Wait... How did you know it was a burst hmg? I never mentioned which kind of hmg it was. Unless...................... OMG!!!! It was YOU!!!!! YOU mowed down that noble min! How ELSE would you know? Oh, for shame AZ...for SHAME! AKA - StarVenger
Joel II X Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 3919	Posted - 2014.10.20 00:35:00 - [16] - Quote True Adamance wrote: Your knife fight is not special. It requires no more or less skill my me fighting an enemy tanker. I am in a bad mood. Sorry for this post. It's okay. We all know knife fights are more dangerous, anyways
Zindorak G0DS AM0NG MEN General Tso's Alliance 1126	Posted - 2014.10.20 00:35:00 - [17] - Quote I think i got ebola from this post Pokemon master and Tekken Lord Gk0 Scout yay :) Pls fix SCR CCP
o'o The Scout Squad 7	Posted - 2014.10.20 00:35:00 - [18] - Quote I actually had something like had happen to me earlier today, am I on that player list by any chance? Taking out tanks and heavys, with a set of knives. <3
Meisterjager Jagermeister Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire 360	Posted - 2014.10.20 00:39:00 - [19] - Quote o'o wrote: I actually had something like had happen to me earlier today, am I on that player list by any chance? Unless you were running an alt, no. But o7 just the same. AKA - StarVenger
Meisterjager Jagermeister Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire 360	Posted - 2014.10.20 00:40:00 - [20] - Quote o'o wrote: I actually had something like had happen to me earlier today, am I on that player list by any chance? Yes, I think you can blame Derpty Derp for that, what with his "spraying crap" comment. AKA - StarVenger

Koch Rosenzweig Capital Acquisitions LLC General Tso's Alliance 7	Posted - 2014.10.20 00:45:00 - [21] - Quote Derpty Derp wrote: & that's how a tanker feels when they were mid 1v1 with another tank and a swarmer pops up and starts spraying crap everywhere. I hate so much when it happens, the hell will rains over those trolls! Huh, what a pretty biotic a$$. Slap
Henrietta Unknown Nox Lupos 396	Posted - 2014.10.20 00:54:00 - [22] - Quote Similar event, but I was a speed tanked Sever Scout and squaring off against an M-I moving rather slowly (tanked, lol) in front of the objective. I dash and miss my blow - he misses his. He looks behind him to see some of my squad mates coming in to watch the commotion and mistakes them for approaching 'hostile' hostiles. So he blaps me with an IP. He had a KDR of 8/18 that match, hence why I let him off the hook. He explained that he 'wanted to end' the fight because my mates were targeting him. Give the Magsex some love.
One Eyed King Land of the BIind 4890	Posted - 2014.10.20 00:55:00 - [23] - Quote This is quite annoying. Though I actually had the opposing knifer apologize for his teammate ruining our fun. You can always tell a Millford Minja
Commander Noctus Gallente Loyalist 87	Posted - 2014.10.20 00:56:00 - [24] - Quote Normally, I care about some sort of honor in "duels", mostly because of all the 1v1 games I tend to play (the Souls series in particular as of recently). Especially knife/sword fights, though Nova Knife fighting is more akin to watching two twinkle-toed scouts flailing their arms around wildly. Buuuut this is war, so honor flies out of the window in this case. Sure I get annoyed when I'm fighting someone and suddenly 2 others come to back him up, but that doesn't mean they were wrong to get involved and that I'm right to cry about it. Gallente User since Jan. 28th, 2013. Touched on every Gallente role since.
Derpty Derp Dead Man's Game RUST415 552	Posted - 2014.10.20 01:00:00 - [25] - Quote Meisterjager Jagermeister wrote: o'o wrote: I actually had something like had happen to me earlier today, am I on that player list by any chance? Yes, I think you can blame Derpty Derp for that, what with his "spraying crap" comment. I'm sorry, what am I being blamed for here? If you're suggesting I'm the HMGer then think again, I haven't ran that ** since the 300 forge & HMG kill event... & never again, as that was some boring **.
Meisterjager Jagermeister Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire 361	Posted - 2014.10.20 01:03:00 - [26] - Quote Sorry DD. I quoted wrong reply. I have since corrected, please re read the post AKA - StarVenger
danthrax martin Immortal Guides 156	Posted - 2014.10.20 01:12:00 - [27] - Quote I've been holding off on spray and pray GMT so I can watch mustard and or Munson go at it. They dance much better than the girls. Pro Galmando - Gal Sentinel Suicidal A/V Moron


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