DUST Search - You STUPID HMGer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meisterjager Jagermeister wrote:

You RUINED a perfectly awesome knife fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm running around a corner and I see a red min scout clueless to my presence. I close in for the kill.
As I maneuver closer, careful to put cover between he and me as I stalk, I can see his knives out.
Suddenly realize why he was oblivious to my approach: there across from him where I couldn't previously see was a blue gal scout sporting his own set of blades. They were squaring off.

I stopped in my tracks; this was going to be good.

They began. Darting at one another and jumping back, swiping and strafing. I could see their bars dropping from each attack, one then the other. Blue got a good hit but red quickly retaliated. So close...

Then I remembered the HMG who was plodding along behind me with all the quickness of a half dead cow. Nothing I could do anyway. He turns the corner with red in his eyes, oblivious to the awesome unfolding before him and......

BWRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
ALL YOUR KILLS ARE BELONG TO ME BWRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And the min bladesman ragdolled.

You STUPID HMG A-hole!

Then, like he's all bad ass for blazing away an almost dead scout, he moves in to shoot the fallen merc in the head; a real kill steal hero he was. But I wasn't having it, I put myself between he and the dead min and unloaded my SK9M in is face doing all I could to prevent his lame ass from having that satisfaction. And if I'm not mistaken, the gal knifer was right there beside me.

o7 to you Min Knifer and you as well Gal Knifer. Your awesome display of awesomeness was not lost on this random berry.


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Apothecary Za'ki Biomass Positive 1268	Posted - 2014.10.19 23:47:00 - [1] - Quote Meisterjager Jagermeister wrote: You RUINED a perfectly awesome knife fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm running around a corner and I see a red min scout clueless to my presence. I close in for the kill. As I maneuver closer, careful to put cover between he and me as I stalk, I can see his knives out. Suddenly realize why he was oblivious to my approach: there across from him where I couldn't previously see was a blue gal scout sporting his own set of blades. They were squaring off. I stopped in my tracks; this was going to be good. They began. Darting at one another and jumping back, swiping and strafing. I could see their bars dropping from each attack, one then the other. Blue got a good hit but red quickly retaliated. So close... Then I remembered the HMG who was plodding along behind me with all the quickness of a half dead cow. Nothing I could do anyway. He turns the corner with red in his eyes, oblivious to the awesome unfolding before him and...... BWRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! ALL YOUR KILLS ARE BELONG TO ME BWRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And the min bladesman ragdolled. You STUPID HMG A-hole! Then, like he's all bad ass for blazing away an almost dead scout, he moves in to shoot the fallen merc in the head; a real kill steal hero he was. But I wasn't having it, I put myself between he and the dead min and unloaded my SK9M in is face doing all I could to prevent his lame ass from having that satisfaction. And if I'm not mistaken, the gal knifer was right there beside me. o7 to you Min Knifer and you as well Gal Knifer. Your awesome display of awesomeness was not lost on this random berry. ill have you find its PAAARRRRRRRRRRRP! ... PAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRP!... good day to you! hmpf [[LogiBro ADV/PRO]] [[Level 1 Forum Warrior]] [[Level 2 Forum Pariah]]
Apothecary Za'ki Biomass Positive 1272	Posted - 2014.10.19 23:50:00 - [2] - Quote but in all fairness.. i love to watch a good knife fight.. its like watching monkeys fight with switch blades... Grinds the organ Dance my monkeys! Dance i say! [[LogiBro ADV/PRO]] [[Level 1 Forum Warrior]] [[Level 2 Forum Pariah]]
Apothecary Za'ki Biomass Positive 1272	Posted - 2014.10.19 23:51:00 - [3] - Quote Derpty Derp wrote: & that's how a tanker feels when they were mid 1v1 with another tank and a swarmer pops up and starts spraying crap everywhere. its fair.. tanks and ADS deserve it as they are vehicles and not inf. [[LogiBro ADV/PRO]] [[Level 1 Forum Warrior]] [[Level 2 Forum Pariah]]
Apothecary Za'ki Biomass Positive 1273	Posted - 2014.10.20 00:10:00 - [4] - Quote Meisterjager Jagermeister wrote: Apothecary Za'ki wrote: ill have you find its PAAARRRRRRRRRRRP! ... PAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRP No, no. That wound be the sound me mum makes after too much eggplant. But good day to you just the same. PAAAARRRRRP! is the burst HMG fool :P normal hmg is BBBBBBREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEoverheat BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEreload [[LogiBro ADV/PRO]] [[Level 1 Forum Warrior]] [[Level 2 Forum Pariah]]
Apothecary Za'ki Biomass Positive 1273	Posted - 2014.10.20 00:10:00 - [5] - Quote Hector Carson wrote: Apothecary Za'ki wrote: but in all fairness.. i love to watch a good knife fight.. its like watching monkeys fight with switch blades... Grinds the organ Dance my monkeys! Dance i say! lol i watch the fight my team mate doesn't win i mow the raspberry down plain and simple oh come on atleast give the little monkey a chance to kiss his ass goodbye first :P [[LogiBro ADV/PRO]] [[Level 1 Forum Warrior]] [[Level 2 Forum Pariah]]