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RemingtonBeaver wrote:

Okay I'll make it easy for everyone and tell you my choice. I don't want everyone being too scared to choose. I'm not posting this to make fun of anyone, or give anyone hell. I just think it's a funny question that really puts sexuality in a very gray place.

Me and my wife discussed it. We both went with Bailey. It's not too much of a stretch for her. She has an appreciation for female beauty and the other part is a non-issue for her. I went with Bailey because she is on every account a woman. Except for one tiny detail...well a not so tiny at all detail. That's the tough pill to swallow.

The problem is that I have a ridiculous gag reflex. I mean it's brutal. I can't even hold things in my teeth larger than a toothpick without wretching. I once was carrying groceries into my house and had both hands full and my keys were in my pocket. Without thinking about it I put the loops of the grocery bag in my mouth and grabbed my keys. It was two seconds later I had a front door covered in puke and a bag of groceries I had to wash in the sink. Brushing my teeth is like diffusing a bomb, one tiny slip up and it's game over.

So I thought maybe Buck. It's technically the non-gay answer and it's on the lowest difficulty setting. But, I don't know. The dude is a dude. It makes the non gay act far gayer than the gay one.

I have a gay friend that I'm dying to ask this question because he acts like breasts are spiders when he sees them and he's even worse about vaginas. Girls I've found always go team Bailey.

So tell me, which would you choose?

that or you can make fun of me.

either way good times.

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RemingtonBeaver Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 1044	Posted - 2014.10.06 08:13:00 - [1] - Quote Bailey Jay or Buck Angel? Google them if you don't know who they are. Keep your browser on safe search if you're a tiny baby that doesn't need to be on the internet to begin with. If you already know who they are then we are already friends. Here's the rules. There is a gun to your head and you have to choose one person or the other. Oral to the chosen person until their completion. Eye contact must be maintained throughout the duration. Here is Ricky Gervais presented with the same question.
RemingtonBeaver Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 1044	Posted - 2014.10.06 08:48:00 - [2] - Quote Okay I'll make it easy for everyone and tell you my choice. I don't want everyone being too scared to choose. I'm not posting this to make fun of anyone, or give anyone hell. I just think it's a funny question that really puts sexuality in a very gray place. Me and my wife discussed it. We both went with Bailey. It's not too much of a stretch for her. She has an appreciation for female beauty and the other part is a non-issue for her. I went with Bailey because she is on every account a woman. Except for one tiny detail...well a not so tiny at all detail. That's the tough pill to swallow. The problem is that I have a ridiculous gag reflex. I mean it's brutal. I can't even hold things in my teeth larger than a toothpick without wretching. I once was carrying groceries into my house and had both hands full and my keys were in my pocket. Without thinking about it I put the loops of the grocery bag in my mouth and grabbed my keys. It was two seconds later I had a front door covered in puke and a bag of groceries I had to wash in the sink. Brushing my teeth is like diffusing a bomb, one tiny slip up and it's game over. So I thought maybe Buck. It's technically the non-gay answer and it's on the lowest difficulty setting. But, I don't know. The dude is a dude. It makes the non gay act far gayer than the gay one. I have a gay friend that I'm dying to ask this question because he acts like breasts are spiders when he sees them and he's even worse about vaginas. Girls I've found always go team Bailey. So tell me, which would you choose? that or you can make fun of me. either way good times.
Fizzer XCIV Company of Marcher Lords Amarr Empire 396	Posted - 2014.10.06 11:39:00 - [3] - Quote Well. That's a doozy of a question. At first I thought it was obvious when I looked at first glance, then I uh, realized they were a bit... ...different. My personal preferences dictate that I wouldn't exactly enjoy either one tbh. Just making sure that everyone knows I'm answering the question simply to play along, not because of... other reasons. As much as I ~~like~~ breasts and wide hips and other female features, my preference for that particular body part is so much higher than the alternative. Buck. Tl;dr I like vaginas. Oh. And this is necessary.
jerrmy12 kahoalii G0DS AM0NG MEN General Tso's Alliance 1623	Posted - 2014.10.06 12:16:00 - [4] - Quote RemingtonBeaver wrote: Okay I'll make it easy for everyone and tell you my choice. I don't want everyone being too scared to choose. I'm not posting this to make fun of anyone, or give anyone hell. I just think it's a funny question that really puts sexuality in a very gray place. Me and my wife discussed it. We both went with Bailey. It's not too much of a stretch for her. She has an appreciation for female beauty and the other part is a non-issue for her. I went with Bailey because she is on every account a woman. Except for one tiny detail...well a not so tiny at all detail. That's the tough pill to swallow. The problem is that I have a ridiculous gag reflex. I mean it's brutal. I can't even hold things in my teeth larger than a toothpick without wretching. I once was carrying groceries into my house and had both hands full and my keys were in my pocket. Without thinking about it I put the loops of the grocery bag in my mouth and grabbed my keys. It was two seconds later I had a front door covered in puke and a bag of groceries I had to wash in the sink. Brushing my teeth is like diffusing a bomb, one tiny slip up and it's game over. So I thought maybe Buck. It's technically the non-gay answer and it's on the lowest difficulty setting. But, I don't know. The dude is a dude. It makes the non gay act far gayer than the gay one. I have a gay friend that I'm dying to ask this question because he acts like breasts are spiders when he sees them and he's even worse about vaginas. Girls I've found always go team Bailey. So tell me, which would you choose? that or you can make fun of me. either way good times. I choose none, really, even if there was a gun to my head. Closed beta vet. Call me TrolLuna or Trollmare Moon, Reference link
RemingtonBeaver Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 1048	Posted - 2014.10.06 12:18:00 - [5] - Quote added running totals. I can't believe Jerrmy...he will be missed. Our nightmares shall live forever.
jerrmy12 kahoalii G0DS AM0NG MEN General Tso's Alliance 1623	Posted - 2014.10.06 12:27:00 - [6] - Quote RemingtonBeaver wrote: added running totals. I can't believe Jerrmy...he will be missed. Our nightmares shall live forever. They shall, because, I AM THE NIGHTMARE! Closed beta vet. Call me TrolLuna or Trollmare Moon, Reference link
Immortal John Ripper 24938	Posted - 2014.10.06 17:32:00 - [7] - Quote I would choose the gun but I am afraid what they would do with my body after I am dead.... Everytime I get a like, a puppy dies.
RemingtonBeaver Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 1057	Posted - 2014.10.06 19:54:00 - [8] - Quote Immortal John Ripper wrote: I would choose the gun but I am afraid what they would do with my body after I am dead.... So girl ***** or mangina? If you choose the gun and we will agitate your corpse to the point of rebirth.


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