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TH1EFOFSOuLS
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.09.29 19:37:00 -
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AV vs tank "YOU CAN YOU HIDE LITTLE TAN nKER BUT YOU CANT RUN!! I WILL FINE YOU!!! AND I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!"
AV vs Dropship "AWWWW LOOK AT ALL THAT OPEN SPACE FOR YOU TO RUN! TO BAD YOU CANT HIDE!!!!!"
AV vs LAV "OH LOOK ITS LA.... nvm its dead."
AV vs install "FREE POINTS TO BAD IT WONT SHOOT BACK AT ME! TROLOLOL!"
AV vs CREW/SUPPLY "seeing that im on this here skyscraper and my logi was kind enough to leave me with 10 proto hives I might as well blow up everything in there redline since there is nothing else to destroy."
Yes it is ok if you narrate this in your head with a redneck voice. |
John ShepardIII
DUST University
730
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Posted - 2014.09.29 19:40:00 -
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Yes it is ok if you narrate this in your head with a redneck voice.[/quote] Oh thank god I thought i was the only one :)
The True Shepard.
Helping noobs everywhere. *Lvl .7 Forum Warrior
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TH1EFOFSOuLS
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
32
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Posted - 2014.09.29 19:47:00 -
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John ShepardIII wrote: Yes it is ok if you narrate this in your head with a redneck voice.
Oh thank god I thought i was the only one :)[/quote] Its your safe here. |
Cody Sietz
Evzones Public.Disorder.
4018
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Posted - 2014.09.29 19:49:00 -
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*what a AVer says to himself before he skills into or uses AV*
"F-ing tank/Dropship keeps f-ing up my team and myself!"
Or
"Just lost 3 Proto suits to a MLT tank, better skill into/pull out AV"
"I do agree with you there though. shudders"
-Arkena Wyrnspire
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TH1EFOFSOuLS
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.09.29 19:49:00 -
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Cody Sietz wrote:*what a AVer says to himself before he skills into or uses AV*
"F-ing tank/Dropship keeps f-ing up my team and myself!"
Or
"Just lost 3 Proto suits to a MLT tank, better skill into/pull out AV"
shouldn't be using proto in a pub like that lol!!! |
TH1EFOFSOuLS
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
32
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Posted - 2014.09.29 19:50:00 -
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Or just get out your own MLT tank and shoot him back lolz oh well stupidity is a uncurable disease |
Thumb Green
Raymond James Corp
1581
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Posted - 2014.09.29 19:55:00 -
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Hmm, strong in this one the butthurt is.
TH1EFOFSOuLS wrote:
AV vs install "FREE POINTS TO BAD IT WONT SHOOT BACK AT ME! TROLOLOL!"
Installations do shoot back. Even if you just clip one once accidentally with small arms fire it'll start shooting back at you.
We don't kick ass, we kick dick and we kick it hard.
Join us in our Pumpkin Crushing
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icdedppul
PFB Pink Fluffy Bunnies
197
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Posted - 2014.09.29 19:57:00 -
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for me it was... hmmm REs dont stick to derp ships... WTH
ok guess its time for the old Plasma Cannon cause that seems full of trollolols |
Jack Boost
Zarena Family
468
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Posted - 2014.09.29 20:12:00 -
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I will catch this f#$ng tank... BAM headshot
Not much time left...
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Cody Sietz
Evzones Public.Disorder.
4018
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Posted - 2014.09.29 20:15:00 -
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TH1EFOFSOuLS wrote:Cody Sietz wrote:*what a AVer says to himself before he skills into or uses AV*
"F-ing tank/Dropship keeps f-ing up my team and myself!"
Or
"Just lost 3 Proto suits to a MLT tank, better skill into/pull out AV" shouldn't be using proto in a pub like that lol!!! What about a FW or PC?
"I do agree with you there though. shudders"
-Arkena Wyrnspire
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Atiim
12601
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Posted - 2014.09.29 21:11:00 -
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From The Tanker's Perspective
*Proceeds to park atop hill, farming new players into the ground *Opens Potato Chips *Begins consuming at incredible speeds *Opens Unrefrigerated beverage *Begins consuming at an even faster pace
*Sees someone who's not a scrub *Stands perfectly still, consuming even more unhealthy snacks *Gets killed *Wonders why s/he got killed by something *Throws a 10min tantrum
*Creates YouTube channel of terri-bad vehicle operating *Obtains overly large sense of self-worth *Visits DUST 514 Forums *Cries about AV like s/he's a victim *Begins producing hilarious amounts of Anti-AV propaganda
---
On another note, maybe Adipem Nothi's iteration of the Pilot Dropsuit would be perfect for the OP.
The 1st Matari Commando
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TH1EFOFSOuLS
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.09.29 21:30:00 -
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Atiim wrote:From The Tanker's Perspective*Proceeds to park atop hill, farming new players into the ground *Opens Potato Chips *Begins consuming at incredible speeds *Opens Unrefrigerated beverage *Begins consuming at an even faster pace *Sees someone who's not a scrub *Stands perfectly still, consuming even more unhealthy snacks *Gets killed *Wonders why s/he got killed by something *Throws a 10min tantrum *Creates YouTube channel of terri-bad vehicle operating *Obtains overly large sense of self-worth *Visits DUST 514 Forums *Cries about AV like s/he's a victim *Begins producing hilarious amounts of Anti-AV propaganda --- On another note, maybe Adipem Nothi's iteration of the Pilot Dropsuit would be perfect for the OP.
While im tanking I prefer healthy snacks like chocolate chip cookies and soda pop.
On a more serious note the pilot suits do need to show up.They are messing with my OCD. If they are not going to be here then remove them from the storefront. |
Bradric Banewolf
D3ATH CARD
363
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Posted - 2014.09.29 21:48:00 -
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Did you tell your partners on the ground the location of the swarmer? Did they shoot him? Did you hover over a supply depot? Are you a ******? Did you drive your tank into the city. ..... and stop? Do turn on your injector headed into the fatal funnel? Are there mid level building surrounding your position? Are you a ******? Do you use your gun logi like a madruger? Are you a ******? Do you think your shield booster on your sick will save you? Do you over commit for kills with a blaster? Did you leave the blaster turret on the corner while you shoot at troops with your missile turret gunlogi? Are you a ******?
There are so many questions i could ask, so many areas of operation i could cover, and so many different types of builds we could go over, but first you must decide whether or not you are a ******?!
Happy hunting smh?!
"Anybody order chaos?"
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Crimson ShieId
Sinq Laison Gendarmes Gallente Federation
970
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Posted - 2014.09.29 21:54:00 -
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TH1EFOFSOuLS wrote:Cody Sietz wrote:*what a AVer says to himself before he skills into or uses AV*
"F-ing tank/Dropship keeps f-ing up my team and myself!"
Or
"Just lost 3 Proto suits to a MLT tank, better skill into/pull out AV" shouldn't be using proto in a pub like that lol!!!
Where else are we going to use them? Not everyone has access to PC, let alone whenever they feel like playing, and there's certainly nothing else to spend Isk on in this game...
That's about it though. Militia tanks. Militia tanks everywhere. I prefer RE's myself, but it certainly makes killing a good tanker difficult when that placement sound keeps giving me away.
Nova Knives are best sidearm.
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Delta 749
Kestrel Reconnaissance
3133
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Posted - 2014.09.29 22:05:00 -
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AV vs everything - "Oh god they can crush me into a fine paste so quickly since these primary weapons suck if you dont ambush or find a good spot, thank god most people suck and cant hit the broad side of a barn or cant tell their left foot from their right" |
Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
3292
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Posted - 2014.09.29 22:20:00 -
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"Oh look, a tank. Let's see how he copes with IAFG at suicide range... shoved up his ass."
"Dropship? Nah. Skeet shoot. Forge gun's charged."
"I wasn't intending to spawn in my fking breach forge... Oh hey, did he seriously not try to run when I hit him?" *cue maniacal giggling.*
"No seriously, shoot the nose of the dropship at a 90 degree angle when theyre close to a building. They will absolutely lose their sh*t."
"Annnnd, there's the high speed turn..." *fires* "...and there's the loss of control, there,s the dirt dive, and there's my warpoints."
"Why the fck would I use swarms? I have a goddamn forge gun. See?"
"OH GOD A SCOUT! IT BURNS IT BURNS! WHY DOES IT HURT?" |
Orphan Shadow
Waiting For Deployment
129
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Posted - 2014.09.29 22:36:00 -
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Atiim wrote:From The Tanker's Perspective
*Proceeds to park atop hill, farming new players into the ground *Opens Potato Chips *Begins consuming at incredible speeds *Opens Unrefrigerated beverage *Begins consuming at an even faster pace
*Sees someone who's not a scrub *Stands perfectly still, consuming even more unhealthy snacks *Gets killed *Wonders why s/he got killed by something *Throws a 10min tantrum
*Creates YouTube channel of terri-bad vehicle operating *Obtains overly large sense of self-worth *Visits DUST 514 Forums *Cries about AV like s/he's a victim *Begins producing hilarious amounts of Anti-AV propaganda
This is how poasting is done right here. In fact the only point in reading OP's threads, is seeing gems like this. +1 |
Dovallis Martan JenusKoll
Osmon Surveillance Caldari State
1026
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Posted - 2014.09.29 22:37:00 -
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Thumb Green wrote:Hmm, strong in this one the butthurt is. TH1EFOFSOuLS wrote:
AV vs install "FREE POINTS TO BAD IT WONT SHOOT BACK AT ME! TROLOLOL!"
Installations do shoot back. Even if you just clip one once accidentally with small arms fire it'll start shooting back at you.
Never seen that happen. I usually have to focus about 3-4 seconds of fire on one to get it to look. Even tried using a few as a backdrop to a fight hoping it would "assist". They've basically never bothered shooting anything unless they walk directly in front of their scanner beam.... Or at least whenever I'm around one that's what happens.
http://youtu.be/dtXupQg77SU
Dust to Dust
Remember the dream you had before the day you were born.
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