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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
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Posted - 2014.09.28 01:08:00 -
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*equips Don King wig*
My fellow ADS brothers. It is with a grave heart that I come to you to report the status of our beloved Python... and our sacred Incubus.
We have just received word from Sister Python: She has in intensive care after being savagely beaten by the CCPolice! The good doctors working have informed me that she will recover, though her injuries are severe. But fear not brothers and sisters! She has been through worse, she will come back from this!
And now for much darker news, I'm afraid. Our dearest brother, Brother Incubus, has *cries a little*... we just received word from his momma, his injuries imply he was savagely sodomized, by four people... simultaneously! It also implies that the people were actually hippos. Keep brother Incubus in your thoughts brothers!
But I'm not here to tell you the direness of our situation. Have we been savagely oppressed by the CCPolice? Yes we have brothers! But press on, my brothers! Though we may be oppressed, though we may be beaten, though we may be oppressed, though our brothers over in the Incubus division may be in intensive care, we will press on! Don't give up my brothers, we will persevere!
-For those of you who're going to get butthurt about this, just remember it's a motivational speech, don't read too much into it.
The preacher of Betty White, may her pimp hand guide me.
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Zindorak
G0DS AM0NG MEN
General Tso's Alliance
1005
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Posted - 2014.09.28 01:11:00 -
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*In Morgan Freeman or Arnold Swarchzeneger's voice* And so the rebelion begins......
I hoped that was badass
Pokemon master!
Death to all Swarm scrubs
CCP please buff AScR and normal AR :(
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
2746
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Posted - 2014.09.28 01:39:00 -
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Zindorak wrote:*In Morgan Freeman or Arnold Swarchzeneger's voice* And so the rebelion begins...... I hoped that was badass
Indeed BROTHER! We will press on through this, no matter the cost!
The preacher of Betty White, may her pimp hand guide me.
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TH1EFOFSOuLS
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
29
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Posted - 2014.09.28 02:10:00 -
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Why INC gatta be the one to get butt raped?
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Assault Swarm Launcher
Caldari State
267
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Posted - 2014.09.28 02:22:00 -
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AV/ADS - Summary
After a very hard fought victory over the Tankers, AV still had two things which stood in it's path, the Incubi, and the Pythons. To our benefit, most ADS Pilots were very... terrible with forming constructive arguments and simply resorted to recycling the famous "teamwork for thee, but no teamwork for me" double-standard.
Apparently, they hadn't realized that this very same argument crumbled upon the judgement of Lord Rattati. But, we can't just blame their loss of this war on their gross incompetence..
One of our Chancellors, Soraya Xel had a very generous amount of support with our faction in the AV/ADS war. That, and the fact that Lord Rattati and his data & statistics infinite wisdom had seen through the lies and anecdotes thrusted forth by the ADS Pilots.
What surprised me the most about this war, is that even some of the Tankers had rallied on the side of AV. Presumably, this is because they as well grew tiresome of ADS Pilots getting a free pass with their Warp Drives Afterburner.
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I am happy to report, that as of 24/9/2014 at approximately 06:30, ADS Pilots have lost their theoretical invulnerability to Swarm Launchers, along with their ability to escape engagements against other AV with ridiculous ease.
After assessing the death of Python and Incubus with Specialist Swarm Launcher and Breach Forge Gun, we've noted that nothing of any worth or value was lost on this day.
"Chances are I'm going to kill you or replace you with something new..."
-CCP Logibro
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ACT1ON BASTARD
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
182
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Posted - 2014.09.28 04:40:00 -
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TH1EFOFSOuLS wrote:Why INC gatta be the one to get butt raped?
Because balance. |
Alena Ventrallis
Vengeance Unbound
Dark Taboo
1821
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Posted - 2014.09.28 04:47:00 -
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Burn the land and boil the sea, you won't take the sky from me.
Listen to my muscle memory
Contemplate what I've been clinging to
Forty-six and two ahead of me
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Adipem Nothi
Nos Nothi
5303
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Posted - 2014.09.28 05:27:00 -
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Alena Ventrallis wrote:Burn the land and boil the sea, you won't take the sky from me.
Firefly!
Shoot scout with yes.
- Ripley Riley
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Logical Logi
Immortal Guides
0
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Posted - 2014.09.28 05:42:00 -
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Zindorak wrote:*In Morgan Freeman or Arnold Swarchzeneger's voice* And so the rebelion begins...... I hoped that was badass
BAD ASS (Morgan Freeman voice would suit it better).
Director of Planetary Operations and General recruitment for Immortal Guides.
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Orphan Shadow
Waiting For Deployment
114
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Posted - 2014.09.28 06:23:00 -
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The time for tears is over, and the time for resolve is at hand. You will adapt. You will rise again. Good luck, pilots. Good luck. |
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Kaughst
Nyain San
General Tso's Alliance
612
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Posted - 2014.09.28 06:34:00 -
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PILOTS...TO THE ROOFS!
You know you have at least thought about cow tipping. They know, and they're out to settle the score.
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