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man- bear pig
D3ATH CARD
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Posted - 2014.09.15 01:56:00 -
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Are the three golden rules when ever you a choosing place to live. It seems, however, that through time and the isolation in New Eden, these rules were lost. It's the only way I can explain why two of my merc have chosen to live in the **** holes they reside in. My Ammar Assault, decided to choose the darkest, gloomiest room available in the Empire. while my Gallente Heavy picked a basement office space to squeeze his way into. My Ammar neighbors are a bunch of free loaders, always asking for isk. If they aren't around, it's because there is an Eve pirate corp near by, attacking miners in space and harassing the local mercs. My Gallente either doesn't have any neighbors, or everyone else is also crammed in a small basement office, unable to reach the local chat terminal. Both would love to use their couch, however their suits prevent sitting down, and they both have no room for a closet to store their gear. It's not like it'd be worth sitting on the couch, as the landlords have a contract with an awful advertising company. The company equipped every apartment with a massive, panoramic HD projection TV, but they are never allowed to turn it off and advertisements must be aired on it 24/7. High crime rates in both stations means their doors are always locked and due to an infamous galaxy wide tenant meeting, it is quiet hours at all times. So no running in the station, no music, no animals, and all TVs must be on mute. Their only relief from their prison apartments is to go to work, and taking their anger out through the slaughter of helpless enemies. |
Michael Arck
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Posted - 2014.09.15 02:00:00 -
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man- bear pig wrote:Are the three golden rules when ever you a choosing place to live.
It seems, however, that through time and the isolation in New Eden, these rules were lost. It's the only way I can explain why two of my merc have chosen to live in the **** holes they reside in.
My Ammar Assault, decided to choose the darkest, gloomiest room available in the Empire. while my Gallente Heavy picked a basement office space to squeeze his way into. My Ammar neighbors are a bunch of free loaders, always asking for isk. If they aren't around, it's because there is an Eve pirate corp near by, attacking miners in space and harassing the local mercs. My Gallente either doesn't have any neighbors, or everyone else is also crammed in a small basement office, unable to reach the local chat terminal.
Both would love to use their couch, however their suits prevent sitting down, and they both have no room for a closet to store their gear. It's not like it'd be worth sitting on the couch, as the landlords have a contract with an awful advertising company. The company equipped every apartment with a massive, panoramic HD projection TV, but they are never allowed to turn it off and advertisements must be aired on it 24/7. High crime rates in both stations means their doors are always locked and due to an infamous galaxy wide tenant meeting, it is quiet hours at all times.
So no running in the station, no music, no animals, and all TVs must be on mute. Their only relief from their prison apartments is to go to work, and taking their anger out through the slaughter of helpless enemies.
You're welcome
Also, your AA lives in a dark gloomy room? My alt got a all gold everything room. I wouldn't want to run in that place. The floors are waxed and buffed so fresh that I'm afraid to bust my head open from a fall even if I jog to the couch.
Archistrategos / The 7th Prime / Selah
*Where the fear has gone there will be nothing....only I will remain
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Joel II X
Kool Kids Klub VIP
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Posted - 2014.09.15 02:02:00 -
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You forgot the fact that you can't rest on your bed, either. |
Joel II X
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Posted - 2014.09.15 02:02:00 -
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Michael Arck wrote:man- bear pig wrote:Are the three golden rules when ever you a choosing place to live.
It seems, however, that through time and the isolation in New Eden, these rules were lost. It's the only way I can explain why two of my merc have chosen to live in the **** holes they reside in.
My Ammar Assault, decided to choose the darkest, gloomiest room available in the Empire. while my Gallente Heavy picked a basement office space to squeeze his way into. My Ammar neighbors are a bunch of free loaders, always asking for isk. If they aren't around, it's because there is an Eve pirate corp near by, attacking miners in space and harassing the local mercs. My Gallente either doesn't have any neighbors, or everyone else is also crammed in a small basement office, unable to reach the local chat terminal.
Both would love to use their couch, however their suits prevent sitting down, and they both have no room for a closet to store their gear. It's not like it'd be worth sitting on the couch, as the landlords have a contract with an awful advertising company. The company equipped every apartment with a massive, panoramic HD projection TV, but they are never allowed to turn it off and advertisements must be aired on it 24/7. High crime rates in both stations means their doors are always locked and due to an infamous galaxy wide tenant meeting, it is quiet hours at all times.
So no running in the station, no music, no animals, and all TVs must be on mute. Their only relief from their prison apartments is to go to work, and taking their anger out through the slaughter of helpless enemies. You're welcome Also, your AA lives in a dark gloomy room? My alt got a all gold everything room. I wouldn't want to run in that place. The floors are waxed and buffed so fresh that I'm afraid to bust my head open from a fall even if I jog to the couch.
My quarters have freedom all over it. |
man- bear pig
D3ATH CARD
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Posted - 2014.09.15 02:09:00 -
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Joel II X wrote:You forgot the fact that you can't rest on your bed, either.
You got a bed?! wtf?! |
man- bear pig
D3ATH CARD
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Posted - 2014.09.15 02:11:00 -
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Michael Arck wrote:man- bear pig wrote:Are the three golden rules when ever you a choosing place to live.
It seems, however, that through time and the isolation in New Eden, these rules were lost. It's the only way I can explain why two of my merc have chosen to live in the **** holes they reside in.
My Ammar Assault, decided to choose the darkest, gloomiest room available in the Empire. while my Gallente Heavy picked a basement office space to squeeze his way into. My Ammar neighbors are a bunch of free loaders, always asking for isk. If they aren't around, it's because there is an Eve pirate corp near by, attacking miners in space and harassing the local mercs. My Gallente either doesn't have any neighbors, or everyone else is also crammed in a small basement office, unable to reach the local chat terminal.
Both would love to use their couch, however their suits prevent sitting down, and they both have no room for a closet to store their gear. It's not like it'd be worth sitting on the couch, as the landlords have a contract with an awful advertising company. The company equipped every apartment with a massive, panoramic HD projection TV, but they are never allowed to turn it off and advertisements must be aired on it 24/7. High crime rates in both stations means their doors are always locked and due to an infamous galaxy wide tenant meeting, it is quiet hours at all times.
So no running in the station, no music, no animals, and all TVs must be on mute. Their only relief from their prison apartments is to go to work, and taking their anger out through the slaughter of helpless enemies. You're welcome Also, your AA lives in a dark gloomy room? My alt got a all gold everything room. I wouldn't want to run in that place. The floors are waxed and buffed so fresh that I'm afraid to bust my head open from a fall even if I jog to the couch.
Yup, it's the most depressing place ever. the TV is the only light. It would be great, if we could move, or get a window installed **HINT HINT CCP**
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Michael Arck
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Posted - 2014.09.15 02:11:00 -
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Everyone got a bed. The Caldari got the coziest ones.
Archistrategos / The 7th Prime / Selah
*Where the fear has gone there will be nothing....only I will remain
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
13278
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Posted - 2014.09.15 02:15:00 -
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Submit ticket
Ask for new system
Be moved within 24 hours.
Loosely based on a true story.
True Adamance once lived in Marthia (technically RP wise he still does) but wanted to move to the Classiarii temple in another system.
Sent in support ticket.
Was moved.
Is now happy in a new home system on the edge of lowsec.
"We were commanded to burn the system...We did. I mourn the loss of the innocents caught in our fires" -Kador Ouryon
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man- bear pig
D3ATH CARD
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Posted - 2014.09.15 02:23:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Submit ticket
Ask for new system
Be moved within 24 hours.
Loosely based on a true story.
True Adamance once lived in Marthia (technically RP wise he still does) but wanted to move to the Classiarii temple in another system.
Sent in support ticket.
Was moved.
Is now happy in a new home system on the edge of lowsec.
Didn't even know I could do that. It's still a shot in the dark though, I haven't been able to find anywhere that shows the different style of apartment designs. |
Forever ETC
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
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Posted - 2014.09.15 02:55:00 -
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I used to be in a... Minmatar Merc ... Quarter *barfs* not sure why they call it home, it is more like a tin can. Luckily a buddy of mine was sweeping by and offered a room in Amarr Space. By God, it is the best room I have ever seen. Gold is shimmering everywhere, it truly complements my awesomeness-es-es.
"Your forefathers fought alongside the Empire, it is your choice to follow them or not." Captain Dante to "Forever".
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Xocoyol Zaraoul
Superior Genetics
2354
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Posted - 2014.09.15 04:42:00 -
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Soooo... What you are saying is, my entire corp can go to Jita and start screwing with the local chat?
"You see those red dots over there?
Go and shoot them until you see a +50 on the screen" - Arkena Wyrnspire
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DarthPlagueis TheWise
Another Clone in the Wall
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Posted - 2014.09.15 07:00:00 -
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and you pretty much have to **** and **** in your dropsuit |
Maken Tosch
DUST University
Ivy League
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Posted - 2014.09.15 07:05:00 -
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http://everamblings.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/incarnabrutor.jpg
On Twitter: @HilmarVeigar #greenlightlegion #dust514 players are waiting.
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DarthPlagueis TheWise
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Posted - 2014.09.15 07:46:00 -
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Maken Tosch wrote:http://everamblings.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/incarnabrutor.jpg
 to see that is to know it can never be unseen |
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