or just to listen to people neglect their screaming kids while they play video games.

Scotty the Matchmaker must have gotten his matchmaking skills from an online dating site.

That's probably why he's f***ing terrible when it comes to matching players.

Squad finder is not granting you to find decent players. its more likely however to find more scrubs that at least use a mic. So you can say the evolved blueberry. Heres how the ranking goes:

-Blueberry
no mic, has no clue what hes doing and is generally cannonfodder. 99% of the times seen in militia suits.

-Blueberry with mic
slightly better then a regular blueberry but never rely on them cause they still have no clue about the game. And are still using militia stuff. Still classified as cannonfodder

-Scrubs
Heavys with AR's, shotguns or nova knifes or the moron who puts uplinks out when beeing spawncamped on ambush at the exact same spot where he spawned. Heavys with forgeguns up top a building fall aswell into this category.

-Scrublords
Those guys claim to be "tactical masterminds". You usually see them in domination and the first thing they do is get a dropship and put as many drop uplinks on towers/high ground as possible. Easy countered at the start of the game with a incubus and small rails to get rid of their viper/gorgon.

-Crutch addicts
people who can score only kills when they use a heavy suit with a HMG and are beeing repped by 2 logis+. Same goes for shotgun scouts sitting in corners with a cloak/remote explosive. Redline tankers are aswell accounted to this species.

That basically sums up what you can find in public matches.

-Crutch addicts
people who can score only kills when they use a heavy suit with a HMG and are beeing repped by 2 logis+. Same goes for shotgun scouts sitting in corners with a cloak/remote explosive. Redline tankers are aswell accounted to this species.

So I logon (and its been awhile) and I see my comms are ghost towns, only missing the symbolic tumbleweeds rolling by.

Then I check out squad finder. Goodness graciousness...just what in the blue blazers is going on here?

I see titles like:

"All Girls Welcomed, I have respect"

"All Girl Squad"

"Girls only please"

Now I know, these must be 12 year old boys. Not trying to offend anyone but I never see females throw it out there like that in a video game. So is SF now a date match? Where you find that special someone in New Eden to love and whisper sweet nothings to?

Will the real mercenaries please stand up?

Scotty the Matchmaker must have gotten his matchmaking skills from an online dating site.

That's probably why he's f***ing terrible when it comes to matching players.

I actually went into one while using the PS3 voice changing feature to trick them into thinking I was female.

They bought it, it was hilarious.

Scotty the Matchmaker must have gotten his matchmaking skills from an online dating site.

That's probably why he's f***ing terrible when it comes to matching players.

Blah blah blah...

-Scrubs
Heavys with AR's, shotguns or nova knifes or the moron who puts uplinks out when beeing spawncamped on ambush at the exact same spot where he spawned. Heavys with forgeguns up top a building fall aswell into this category.

More blah...

*runs serious shotgun heavy fit*

Please, do not group me with that intellectually dead and inferior speacies, I request to be labeled as a more honorable species, such as the 'veteran'.

Sorry but if you use a shotgun on a heavy you are a scrub and have no idea about the game.

Commando has 2 slots, why not have close range and mid/long range... But whatever, we've all seen you in the redzone with a thales, or in a dropship bonus stacking, or... Who cares...

-Scrublords
Those guys claim to be "tactical masterminds". You usually see them in domination and the first thing they do is get a dropship and put as many drop uplinks on towers/high ground as possible. Easy countered at the start of the game with a incubus and small rails to get rid of their viper/gorgon.

i always thought you were a chick.. guess you didnt need the voice changer :P

Commando is not a heavy. Its a abomination with 2 light weapons. True heavys are the basic heavy frame and sentinels cause they both have heavy weapon slots.

10/10

I met my wife using Dust Squad finder.