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Michael Arck
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Posted - 2014.09.12 16:39:00 -
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Hello,
Here at Adopt A Blue, we are focused on bringing you a better experience into our own portion of New Eden by encouraging to work together for this exciting initiative.
What is that initiative, you ask? Well, my friend, its adopting a blueberry. That special blueberry, no matter how noobish he might be, just needs that special guidance that only you neckbeards can give.
Tired of no one pushing the point?
Adopt a blueberry.
Sick of the old tried and false tactic of taking the high ground?
Adopt a blueberry.
Do you look at the killboard with disgust seeing 2/7 and the dreaded 0/10?
Show that big brotherly love and adopt a blueberry.
No one can make a difference like our neckbeards showing the young lad the proper way to be a mercenary. Send a message that we care for a good war that not only shapes our fate, but gives a good feeling when we have steady competition on the battlefield.
Thank you for listening today, for a better kill tomorrow.
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Archistrategos
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing....only I will remain
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Stefan Stahl
Seituoda Taskforce Command
730
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Posted - 2014.09.12 16:44:00 -
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I don't have the commitment to adopt a blueberry, but I will let them spawn on my NDS and I won't even hate them when they keep shooting the red MCC. This is the first time in Dust they haven't been killed within a minute after spawning. Let them have their hour of glory as they battle the evil flying fortress in the sky. |
Doyle Reese
OSG Planetary Operations Covert Intervention
508
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Posted - 2014.09.12 16:50:00 -
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I'd rather see a 0/14 with 700 WP than a 1/0 with 50 WP |
Apothecary Za'ki
Biomass Positive
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Posted - 2014.09.12 17:14:00 -
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id end up abuseing the blueberry
[[LogiBro in Training]]
Level 1 Forum Pariah
What ever happened to buffing Logi eHP in Delta?!
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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
2748
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Posted - 2014.09.12 17:20:00 -
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I should adopt a blueberry. Clearly nothing could go wrong with this plan. |
Joel II X
Kool Kids Klub VIP
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Posted - 2014.09.12 17:25:00 -
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Doyle Reese wrote:I'd rather see a 0/14 with 700 WP than a 1/0 with 50 WP I once ended with 1/0 and 5 WP... |
Tech De Ra
Electronic Sports League
812
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Posted - 2014.09.12 17:32:00 -
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what healthcare benefits come alongside my very own blueberry(tm)?
Prime League champion
SGL Sidearm champion
Fanfest '14 All star champion
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CommanderBolt
TerranProtossZerg
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Posted - 2014.09.12 17:59:00 -
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Joel II X wrote:Doyle Reese wrote:I'd rather see a 0/14 with 700 WP than a 1/0 with 50 WP I once ended with 1/0 and 5 WP...
I once finished a (admittedly empty) match with just a single warpoint. I think I took a picture as I was that surprised.
-=#[ Gastun's Forge ]#=-
MY LIFE FOR AIUR!
"I'm wasting away here" - "Get me back into zee fight!
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Awesome Pantaloons
Lokapalas.
529
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Posted - 2014.09.12 18:02:00 -
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Sorry, I would, but I am a registered blue offender. :/
"The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited."
-The Code of Demeanor
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Atiim
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Posted - 2014.09.12 18:09:00 -
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Tech De Ra wrote:what healthcare benefits come alongside my very own blueberry(tm)?
- Nausea
- Migraines
- Stomach Flu
- Paranoia
- Anxiety
- Liver Failure
- Heart Failure
- Kidney Disease
- Amnesia
I think that's about all of them.
DUST 514's 1st Matari Commando
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Fox Gaden
Immortal Guides
4233
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Posted - 2014.09.12 18:32:00 -
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I already have a Corporation and a Chat Channel dedicated to this.
Hand/Eye coordination cannot be taught. For everything else there is the Learning Coalition.
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Haerr
Legio DXIV
1367
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Posted - 2014.09.13 10:28:00 -
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Awesome Pantaloons wrote:Sorry, I would, but I am a registered blue offender. :/ So wrong. Yet so funny. |
Arkena Wyrnspire
Fatal Absolution
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Posted - 2014.09.13 10:37:00 -
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Joel II X wrote:Doyle Reese wrote:I'd rather see a 0/14 with 700 WP than a 1/0 with 50 WP I once ended with 1/0 and 5 WP...
Witchcraft.
Flying to new horizons.
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2014.09.13 10:44:00 -
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Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:Joel II X wrote:Doyle Reese wrote:I'd rather see a 0/14 with 700 WP than a 1/0 with 50 WP I once ended with 1/0 and 5 WP... Witchcraft. He is worse than killar-12! but not as bad as the guy in my squad who went 0/18 while I got 70+ kills.
Doubling Billions of isk!
I will double ALL isk from now until the15th!!
No amounts under 5m. Don't waste my time.
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STYLIE77
KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2014.09.13 10:45:00 -
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hold that
Krusual Covert Operators Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2014.09.13 11:09:00 -
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blueberries are crazy, dude all they wear is militia |
Apothecary Za'ki
Biomass Positive
851
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Posted - 2014.09.13 13:33:00 -
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Atiim wrote:Tech De Ra wrote:what healthcare benefits come alongside my very own blueberry(tm)?
- Nausea
- Migraines
- Stomach Flu
- Paranoia
- Anxiety
- Liver Failure
- Heart Failure
- Kidney Disease
- Amnesia
I think that's about all of them. you forgot high blood pressure stress and aneurism from sheer stupidity
[[LogiBro in Training]]
Level 1 Forum Pariah
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Apothecary Za'ki
Biomass Positive
852
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Posted - 2014.09.13 13:53:00 -
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hold that wrote:blueberries are crazy, dude all they wear is militia iv seen thales scrubs in nothing but a starter suit.
[[LogiBro in Training]]
Level 1 Forum Pariah
What ever happened to buffing Logi eHP in Delta?!
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Michael Arck
5537
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Posted - 2014.09.13 14:57:00 -
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Rattati, is it possible to direct blues to the forums by posting the website on the information page right after Dust logo splash? Perhaps directing them to the rookie guides for Fox Gaden's guidance, D-Uni, Learning Coalition or even our very own Adopt-A-Blue foundation? Something specifically directs towards aid for the many blues who seek guidance.
Knowing is half the battle...
Archistrategos
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing....only I will remain
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Kaze Eyrou
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
614
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Posted - 2014.09.13 19:37:00 -
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Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:Joel II X wrote:Doyle Reese wrote:I'd rather see a 0/14 with 700 WP than a 1/0 with 50 WP I once ended with 1/0 and 5 WP... Witchcraft. Aliens.
Closed Beta Vet // Logi Bro // @KazeEyrou
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Kaze Eyrou
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
614
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Posted - 2014.09.13 19:40:00 -
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Apothecary Za'ki wrote:Atiim wrote:Tech De Ra wrote:what healthcare benefits come alongside my very own blueberry(tm)?
- Nausea
- Migraines
- Stomach Flu
- Paranoia
- Anxiety
- Liver Failure
- Heart Failure
- Kidney Disease
- Amnesia
I think that's about all of them. you forgot high blood pressure stress and aneurism from sheer stupidity I don't see nerve damage or brain damage covered on this.
Closed Beta Vet // Logi Bro // @KazeEyrou
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Zindorak
1.U.P
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Posted - 2014.09.13 20:02:00 -
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Apothecary Za'ki wrote:id end up abuseing the blueberry yea mee too
Pokemon master!
I suck at Tekken lol
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CharacterNameWasTaken
Edimmu Warfighters Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.09.13 20:02:00 -
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im not a good trainer ive tried it but i just cant give my secrets away to some random reterd. |
Michael Arck
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Posted - 2014.09.13 21:09:00 -
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CharacterNameWasTaken wrote:im not a good trainer ive tried it but i just cant give my secrets away to some random reterd.
So do you prefer smashing on weaker opponents? Are you not unsatisified with Skirmish and Domination participants failing at we what neckbeards deem as simple tasks?
Here at Adopt A Blue, we dont force a blueberry to have a mentor. Its completely their choice. We do encourage, encouragement and guidance by our neckbeards.
The benefits are two fold. Guiding these noobish blues promote better battles, a better morale and a better Dust. We not asking you to trade in your secrets. We merely seek to restore pubs into a place where every merc can feel that they "left everything on the table" after the battle is done.
Simple lessons such as comms discipline, how to stand tall in the face of stiff competition, the right sensitivity thats comfortable for aim controls, when and where to place uplinks, that nanohives keeps the ranks replinshed and so forth. While we feel this is basic knowledge, these lessons are lost upon the blue.
Whatever your choice, we thank you for taking the time to see what this initiative is all about.
Archistrategos
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing....only I will remain
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Michael Arck
5543
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Posted - 2014.09.13 21:11:00 -
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Zindorak wrote:Apothecary Za'ki wrote:id end up abuseing the blueberry yea mee too
Thank you for you twos honesty. We are looking for neckbeards who have a bit of patience. Homer, not matter how much we enjoy it, doesnt need to choke Bart here.
Thank you for stopping by and spread the word.
Archistrategos
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing....only I will remain
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