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        |  Michael Arck
 
 5511
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.09.12 16:39:00 -
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 Hello,
 
 Here at Adopt A Blue, we are focused on bringing you a better experience into our own portion of New Eden by encouraging to work together for this exciting initiative.
 
 What is that initiative, you ask? Well, my friend, its adopting a blueberry. That special blueberry, no matter how noobish he might be, just needs that special guidance that only you neckbeards can give.
 
 Tired of no one pushing the point?
 
 Adopt a blueberry.
 
 Sick of the old tried and false tactic of taking the high ground?
 
 Adopt a blueberry.
 
 Do you look at the killboard with disgust seeing 2/7 and the dreaded 0/10?
 
 Show that big brotherly love and adopt a blueberry.
 
 No one can make a difference like our neckbeards showing the young lad the proper way to be a mercenary. Send a message that we care for a good war that not only shapes our fate, but gives a good feeling when we have steady competition on the battlefield.
 
 Thank you for listening today, for a better kill tomorrow.
 
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        |  Stefan Stahl
 Seituoda Taskforce Command
 
 730
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.09.12 16:44:00 -
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 I don't have the commitment to adopt a blueberry, but I will let them spawn on my NDS and I won't even hate them when they keep shooting the red MCC. This is the first time in Dust they haven't been killed within a minute after spawning. Let them have their hour of glory as they battle the evil flying fortress in the sky.
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        |  Doyle Reese
 OSG Planetary Operations
 Covert Intervention
 
 508
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.09.12 16:50:00 -
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 I'd rather see a 0/14 with 700 WP than a 1/0 with 50 WP
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        |  Apothecary Za'ki
 Biomass Positive
 
 847
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.09.12 17:14:00 -
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 id end up abuseing the blueberry
  
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        |  Breakin Stuff
 Goonfeet
 Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
 
 2748
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.09.12 17:20:00 -
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 I should adopt a blueberry. Clearly nothing could go wrong with this plan.
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        |  Joel II X
 Kool Kids Klub VIP
 
 3387
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.09.12 17:25:00 -
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 Doyle Reese wrote:I'd rather see a 0/14 with 700 WP than a 1/0 with 50 WP I once ended with 1/0 and 5 WP...
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        |  Tech De Ra
 Electronic Sports League
 
 812
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.09.12 17:32:00 -
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 what healthcare benefits come alongside my very own blueberry(tm)?
 
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        |  CommanderBolt
 TerranProtossZerg
 
 1573
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.09.12 17:59:00 -
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 Joel II X wrote:Doyle Reese wrote:I'd rather see a 0/14 with 700 WP than a 1/0 with 50 WP I once ended with 1/0 and 5 WP... 
 I once finished a (admittedly empty) match with just a single warpoint. I think I took a picture as I was that surprised.
 
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        |  Awesome Pantaloons
 Lokapalas.
 
 529
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.09.12 18:02:00 -
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 Sorry, I would, but I am a registered blue offender. :/
 
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        |  Atiim
 
 12097
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.09.12 18:09:00 -
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 Tech De Ra wrote:what healthcare benefits come alongside my very own blueberry(tm)? 
 
  Nausea
 Migraines
 Stomach Flu
 Paranoia 
 Anxiety
 Liver Failure 
 Heart Failure
 Kidney Disease
 Amnesia
 I think that's about all of them.
 
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        |  Fox Gaden
 Immortal Guides
 
 4233
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.09.12 18:32:00 -
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 I already have a Corporation and a Chat Channel dedicated to this.
  
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        |  Haerr
 Legio DXIV
 
 1367
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.09.13 10:28:00 -
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 Awesome Pantaloons wrote:Sorry, I would, but I am a registered blue offender. :/ So wrong.
 Yet so funny.
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        |  Arkena Wyrnspire
 Fatal Absolution
 
 17697
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.09.13 10:37:00 -
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 Joel II X wrote:Doyle Reese wrote:I'd rather see a 0/14 with 700 WP than a 1/0 with 50 WP I once ended with 1/0 and 5 WP... 
 Witchcraft.
 
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        |  Immortal John Ripper
 
 24536
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.09.13 10:44:00 -
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 Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:Joel II X wrote:Doyle Reese wrote:I'd rather see a 0/14 with 700 WP than a 1/0 with 50 WP I once ended with 1/0 and 5 WP... Witchcraft. He is worse than killar-12! but not as bad as the guy in my squad who went 0/18 while I got 70+ kills.
 
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        |  STYLIE77
 KILL-EM-QUICK
 RISE of LEGION
 
 188
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.09.13 10:45:00 -
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        |  hold that
 Krusual Covert Operators
 Minmatar Republic
 
 236
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.09.13 11:09:00 -
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 blueberries are crazy, dude all they wear is militia
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        |  Apothecary Za'ki
 Biomass Positive
 
 851
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.09.13 13:33:00 -
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 Atiim wrote:Tech De Ra wrote:what healthcare benefits come alongside my very own blueberry(tm)? 
  Nausea
 Migraines
 Stomach Flu
 Paranoia 
 Anxiety
 Liver Failure 
 Heart Failure
 Kidney Disease
 Amnesia
 I think that's about all of them. you forgot high
 blood pressure
 stress
 and
 aneurism from sheer stupidity
 
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        |  Apothecary Za'ki
 Biomass Positive
 
 852
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.09.13 13:53:00 -
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 hold that wrote:blueberries are crazy, dude all they wear is militia  iv seen thales scrubs in nothing but a starter suit.
 
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        |  Michael Arck
 
 5537
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.09.13 14:57:00 -
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 Rattati, is it possible to direct blues to the forums by posting the website on the information page right after Dust logo splash? Perhaps directing them to the rookie guides for Fox Gaden's guidance, D-Uni, Learning Coalition or even our very own Adopt-A-Blue foundation? Something specifically directs towards aid for the many blues who seek guidance.
 
 Knowing is half the battle...
 
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        |  Kaze Eyrou
 Molon Labe.
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 614
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.09.13 19:37:00 -
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 Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:Joel II X wrote:Doyle Reese wrote:I'd rather see a 0/14 with 700 WP than a 1/0 with 50 WP I once ended with 1/0 and 5 WP... Witchcraft. Aliens.
 
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        |  Kaze Eyrou
 Molon Labe.
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 614
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.09.13 19:40:00 -
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 Apothecary Za'ki wrote:Atiim wrote:Tech De Ra wrote:what healthcare benefits come alongside my very own blueberry(tm)? 
  Nausea
 Migraines
 Stomach Flu
 Paranoia 
 Anxiety
 Liver Failure 
 Heart Failure
 Kidney Disease
 Amnesia
 I think that's about all of them. you forgot high blood pressure stress and aneurism from sheer stupidity I don't see nerve damage or brain damage covered on this.
 
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        |  Zindorak
 1.U.P
 
 904
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.09.13 20:02:00 -
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 Apothecary Za'ki wrote:id end up abuseing the blueberry   yea mee too
 
 Pokemon master!
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        |  CharacterNameWasTaken
 Edimmu Warfighters
 Gallente Federation
 
 9
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.09.13 20:02:00 -
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 im not a good trainer ive tried it but i just cant give my secrets away to some random reterd.
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        |  Michael Arck
 
 5543
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.09.13 21:09:00 -
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 CharacterNameWasTaken wrote:im not a good trainer ive tried it but i just cant give my secrets away to some random reterd.  
 So do you prefer smashing on weaker opponents? Are you not unsatisified with Skirmish and Domination participants failing at we what neckbeards deem as simple tasks?
 
 Here at Adopt A Blue, we dont force a blueberry to have a mentor. Its completely their choice. We do encourage, encouragement and guidance by our neckbeards.
 
 The benefits are two fold. Guiding these noobish blues promote better battles, a better morale and a better Dust. We not asking you to trade in your secrets. We merely seek to restore pubs into a place where every merc can feel that they "left everything on the table" after the battle is done.
 
 Simple lessons such as comms discipline, how to stand tall in the face of stiff competition, the right sensitivity thats comfortable for aim controls, when and where to place uplinks, that nanohives keeps the ranks replinshed and so forth. While we feel this is basic knowledge, these lessons are lost upon the blue.
 
 Whatever your choice, we thank you for taking the time to see what this initiative is all about.
 
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        |  Michael Arck
 
 5543
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.09.13 21:11:00 -
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 Zindorak wrote:Apothecary Za'ki wrote:id end up abuseing the blueberry   yea mee too 
 Thank you for you twos honesty. We are looking for neckbeards who have a bit of patience. Homer, not matter how much we enjoy it, doesnt need to choke Bart here.
 
 Thank you for stopping by and spread the word.
 
 Archistrategos Where the fear has gone there will be nothing....only I will remain | 
      
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