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Apothecary Za'ki
Biomass Positive
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Posted - 2014.08.25 13:43:00 -
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ever since the Lizard squad DDOS smart deploy has gone potato.. spawning in the most potato of places like right in the enemys lap even when they arnt camping an uplink.. CCP you need to take that mjolnir outa your ass and fix it
[[LogiBro in Training]]
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Atiim
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Posted - 2014.08.25 13:44:00 -
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It's always been Potato.
Maybe CCP Rattati will fix it and it'll become Taco.
DUST 514's 1st Matari Commando
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Apothecary Za'ki
Biomass Positive
607
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Posted - 2014.08.25 13:47:00 -
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Atiim wrote:It's always been Potato.
Maybe CCP Rattati will fix it and it'll become Taco.
smart deploy needs to be Un-tethered from uplinks.. so you can CHOOSE weather to spawn at an uplink of your choice or have smart deploy poop you out at a random "smart" (read: potato) area on the map
[[LogiBro in Training]]
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Arkena Wyrnspire
Fatal Absolution
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Posted - 2014.08.25 13:59:00 -
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Apothecary Za'ki wrote:ever since the Lizard squad DDOS smart deploy has gone potato..
No, the DDoS has absolutely nothing to do with how bad auto deploy is.
It's amazing the things people will blame problems on. 
You have long since made your choice. What you make now is a mistake.
'Lucent Echelon' - Gallente FW channel
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Rei Shepard
The Rainbow Effect
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Posted - 2014.08.25 14:11:00 -
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Apothecary Za'ki wrote:ever since the Lizard squad DDOS smart deploy has gone potato.. spawning in the most potato of places like right in the enemys lap even when they arnt camping an uplink.. CCP you need to take that mjolnir outa your ass and fix it
They should have called it "You feeling Lucky ....Punk" Deployment
One time when i was still attending at Murder Taxi High, one lav drove over me and the Dumb Deployment spawned me 100m along the same path the Lav was traveling at....
I spawned into the game just in-time to feel the front bumper again....i was less then amused
Ill never forget this...
Winner of the EU Squad Cup
"Go Go Power Rangers!"
"Accuracy"
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Apothecary Za'ki
Biomass Positive
607
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Posted - 2014.08.25 14:53:00 -
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Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:Apothecary Za'ki wrote:ever since the Lizard squad DDOS smart deploy has gone potato.. No, the DDoS has absolutely nothing to do with how bad auto deploy is. It's amazing the things people will blame problems on.
oh i know but i think its the psychological impact upon the player community which is leading to their proto stoming kill camping frenzy since the interupted gameplay for last couple days
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RYN0CER0S
Rise Of Old Dudes
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Posted - 2014.08.25 14:57:00 -
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What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common?
They can smell it, but they can't eat it.
I don't always blap Infantry with a Forge Gun, but when I do, that ** is hilarious.
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Derpty Derp
Dead Man's Game
348
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Posted - 2014.08.25 16:08:00 -
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Apothecary Za'ki wrote:Atiim wrote:It's always been Potato.
Maybe CCP Rattati will fix it and it'll become Taco. smart deploy needs to be Un-tethered from uplinks.. so you can CHOOSE weather to spawn at an uplink of your choice or have smart deploy poop you out at a random "smart" (read: potato) area on the map
It is, usually it'll show the counter on the uplink, but you'll spawn at the smart deploy area... Thing is people just drop uplinks right in the place you'd have spawned anyway... Personally I think in ambush they should let everyone chose where to spawn, from a bunch of pre-determined points on the map. |
Ghosts Chance
Inf4m0us
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Posted - 2014.08.25 17:50:00 -
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smart deploy is not potato
potato is usefull potato is delicious, you would not joke if you had no potato
Minmatar is Winmatar
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Tebu Gan
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
1175
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Posted - 2014.08.25 17:53:00 -
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Atiim wrote:It's always been Potato.
Maybe CCP Rattati will fix it and it'll become Taco.
Hmmm taco
Tanks - Balancing Turrets
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RayRay James
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.08.25 18:14:00 -
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Rei Shepard wrote:Apothecary Za'ki wrote:ever since the Lizard squad DDOS smart deploy has gone potato.. spawning in the most potato of places like right in the enemys lap even when they arnt camping an uplink.. CCP you need to take that mjolnir outa your ass and fix it They should have called it "You feeling Lucky ....Punk" Deployment One time when i was still attending at Murder Taxi High, one lav drove over me and the Dumb Deployment spawned me 100m along the same path the Lav was traveling at.... I spawned into the game just in-time to feel the front bumper again....i was less then amused Ill never forget this...
Come on now, that's some funny $hit right there
I'd have been pissed at the time, i'd be laughing my ass off now |
Rei Shepard
The Rainbow Effect
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Posted - 2014.08.25 18:43:00 -
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RayRay James wrote:Rei Shepard wrote:Apothecary Za'ki wrote:ever since the Lizard squad DDOS smart deploy has gone potato.. spawning in the most potato of places like right in the enemys lap even when they arnt camping an uplink.. CCP you need to take that mjolnir outa your ass and fix it They should have called it "You feeling Lucky ....Punk" Deployment One time when i was still attending at Murder Taxi High, one lav drove over me and the Dumb Deployment spawned me 100m along the same path the Lav was traveling at.... I spawned into the game just in-time to feel the front bumper again....i was less then amused Ill never forget this... Come on now, that's some funny $hit right there I'd have been pissed at the time, i'd be laughing my ass off now
Yeah i think it was rather funny, thinking back on it, back then i had just gotten my Proto-Suit and i wasn't bathing in 600m isk and every proto i lost, i felt.
"Bump" aaaaaaand "Bump" .....was rather costly at the time though :p
Winner of the EU Squad Cup
"Go Go Power Rangers!"
"Accuracy"
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Pvt Numnutz
Prophets of the Velocirapture
1837
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Posted - 2014.08.25 21:10:00 -
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Simple fix, add bacon.
Master Skyshark rider
Kaalaka dakka tamer
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Tectonic Fusion
2064
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Posted - 2014.08.25 21:19:00 -
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Option A: Smart Deploy
Option B: camped uplink
*chooses options A*
Game: You chose option B.
(GIF)
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Nirwanda Vaughns
426th Infantry
686
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Posted - 2014.08.25 21:44:00 -
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smart deploy has always been broken.
best idea i saw to fix the issue is split the map into a 4x4 grid. you pick a square to deploy in and you get dropped somewhere in that area. if you pick an area full of red dots then its your own dumb fault. might encourage more scanner use too
Never argue with an idiot. they bring you down to their level and beat you through experience
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Ghost Kaisar
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
6688
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Posted - 2014.08.25 22:08:00 -
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RYN0CER0S wrote:What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common?
They can smell it, but they can't eat it.
I don't know how that is related, but it's still funny.
Have a like.
FA's Stabber Extraordinaire
Minmatar Enthusiast
Explosions and Bulletstorm? Count me in!
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Yeeeuuuupppp
uptown456
556
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Posted - 2014.08.26 00:35:00 -
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Ambush is aids. Just like shady assassin's standard min scout
Wannabe Slayer
PSN: GMANCASH
Rage Proficiency V
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Michael Arck
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Posted - 2014.08.26 01:24:00 -
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lol @ smart deploy. Choosing smart deploy is normally an ambush ( ) waiting to happen. Then that chick will be rushing you too "all combatants must deploy to burn zone". Alright, alright, alright! *fingers crossed* please pick a different location, please pick a different location
Archistrategos
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing....only I will remain
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The Eristic
Dust 90210
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Posted - 2014.08.26 01:58:00 -
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I'd rather it just drop folks around the far corners of the map completely randomly, or something like 200M from any enemies, to keep the fight moving. If you want your team to spawn into a specific position to hold it, get links down.
Reality is the original Rorschach.
Verily! So much for all that.
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1913 DfLo
MOOSE-KNUCKLEz CLAN
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Posted - 2014.08.26 02:19:00 -
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Nothing Smart about it
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Operative 1171 Aajli
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
1929
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Posted - 2014.08.26 02:23:00 -
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Potatoe?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdqbi66oNuI
Brick tanking a scout suit since April 2013!
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Operative 1171 Aajli
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
1929
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Posted - 2014.08.26 02:24:00 -
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Potato darling.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MFEKR9p33qA
Brick tanking a scout suit since April 2013!
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Hakyou Brutor
Pure Evil.
1145
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Posted - 2014.08.26 03:32:00 -
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Not as good as potato... you can make baked potato with potato... but not with smart deploy |
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