DUST Search - smart deploy is actually Potato

All Channels

General Discussions

smart deploy is actually Potato

» Click here to find additional results for this topic using Google

Monitor this thread via RSS [?]

Pages: [1] :: one page
Author	Thread Statistics \| Show CCP posts - 0 post(s)
Apothecary Za'ki Biomass Positive 607	Posted - 2014.08.25 13:43:00 - [1] - Quote ever since the Lizard squad DDOS smart deploy has gone potato.. spawning in the most potato of places like right in the enemys lap even when they arnt camping an uplink.. CCP you need to take that mjolnir outa your ass and fix it [[LogiBro in Training]] Level 1 Forum Pariah
Atiim 11627	Posted - 2014.08.25 13:44:00 - [2] - Quote It's always been Potato. Maybe CCP Rattati will fix it and it'll become Taco. DUST 514's 1st Matari Commando -HAND
Apothecary Za'ki Biomass Positive 607	Posted - 2014.08.25 13:47:00 - [3] - Quote Atiim wrote: It's always been Potato. Maybe CCP Rattati will fix it and it'll become Taco. smart deploy needs to be Un-tethered from uplinks.. so you can CHOOSE weather to spawn at an uplink of your choice or have smart deploy poop you out at a random "smart" (read: potato) area on the map [[LogiBro in Training]] Level 1 Forum Pariah
Arkena Wyrnspire Fatal Absolution 17410	Posted - 2014.08.25 13:59:00 - [4] - Quote Apothecary Za'ki wrote: ever since the Lizard squad DDOS smart deploy has gone potato.. No, the DDoS has absolutely nothing to do with how bad auto deploy is. It's amazing the things people will blame problems on. You have long since made your choice. What you make now is a mistake. 'Lucent Echelon' - Gallente FW channel
Rei Shepard The Rainbow Effect 1707	Posted - 2014.08.25 14:11:00 - [5] - Quote Apothecary Za'ki wrote: ever since the Lizard squad DDOS smart deploy has gone potato.. spawning in the most potato of places like right in the enemys lap even when they arnt camping an uplink.. CCP you need to take that mjolnir outa your ass and fix it They should have called it "You feeling Lucky ....Punk" Deployment One time when i was still attending at Murder Taxi High, one lav drove over me and the Dumb Deployment spawned me 100m along the same path the Lav was traveling at.... I spawned into the game just in-time to feel the front bumper again....i was less then amused Ill never forget this... Winner of the EU Squad Cup "Go Go Power Rangers!" "Accuracy"
Apothecary Za'ki Biomass Positive 607	Posted - 2014.08.25 14:53:00 - [6] - Quote Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: Apothecary Za'ki wrote: ever since the Lizard squad DDOS smart deploy has gone potato.. No, the DDoS has absolutely nothing to do with how bad auto deploy is. It's amazing the things people will blame problems on. oh i know but i think its the psychological impact upon the player community which is leading to their proto stoming kill camping frenzy since the interupted gameplay for last couple days [[LogiBro in Training]] Level 1 Forum Pariah
RYN0CER0S Rise Of Old Dudes 1326	Posted - 2014.08.25 14:57:00 - [7] - Quote What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it. I don't always blap Infantry with a Forge Gun, but when I do, that ** is hilarious.
Derpty Derp Dead Man's Game 348	Posted - 2014.08.25 16:08:00 - [8] - Quote Apothecary Za'ki wrote: Atiim wrote: It's always been Potato. Maybe CCP Rattati will fix it and it'll become Taco. smart deploy needs to be Un-tethered from uplinks.. so you can CHOOSE weather to spawn at an uplink of your choice or have smart deploy poop you out at a random "smart" (read: potato) area on the map It is, usually it'll show the counter on the uplink, but you'll spawn at the smart deploy area... Thing is people just drop uplinks right in the place you'd have spawned anyway... Personally I think in ambush they should let everyone chose where to spawn, from a bunch of pre-determined points on the map.
Ghosts Chance Inf4m0us 2121	Posted - 2014.08.25 17:50:00 - [9] - Quote smart deploy is not potato potato is usefull potato is delicious, you would not joke if you had no potato Minmatar is Winmatar
Tebu Gan Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 1175	Posted - 2014.08.25 17:53:00 - [10] - Quote Atiim wrote: It's always been Potato. Maybe CCP Rattati will fix it and it'll become Taco. Hmmm taco Tanks - Balancing Turrets
RayRay James Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 387	Posted - 2014.08.25 18:14:00 - [11] - Quote Rei Shepard wrote: Apothecary Za'ki wrote: ever since the Lizard squad DDOS smart deploy has gone potato.. spawning in the most potato of places like right in the enemys lap even when they arnt camping an uplink.. CCP you need to take that mjolnir outa your ass and fix it They should have called it "You feeling Lucky ....Punk" Deployment One time when i was still attending at Murder Taxi High, one lav drove over me and the Dumb Deployment spawned me 100m along the same path the Lav was traveling at.... I spawned into the game just in-time to feel the front bumper again....i was less then amused Ill never forget this... Come on now, that's some funny $hit right there I'd have been pissed at the time, i'd be laughing my ass off now
Rei Shepard The Rainbow Effect 1713	Posted - 2014.08.25 18:43:00 - [12] - Quote RayRay James wrote: Rei Shepard wrote: Apothecary Za'ki wrote: ever since the Lizard squad DDOS smart deploy has gone potato.. spawning in the most potato of places like right in the enemys lap even when they arnt camping an uplink.. CCP you need to take that mjolnir outa your ass and fix it They should have called it "You feeling Lucky ....Punk" Deployment One time when i was still attending at Murder Taxi High, one lav drove over me and the Dumb Deployment spawned me 100m along the same path the Lav was traveling at.... I spawned into the game just in-time to feel the front bumper again....i was less then amused Ill never forget this... Come on now, that's some funny $hit right there I'd have been pissed at the time, i'd be laughing my ass off now Yeah i think it was rather funny, thinking back on it, back then i had just gotten my Proto-Suit and i wasn't bathing in 600m isk and every proto i lost, i felt. "Bump" aaaaaaand "Bump" .....was rather costly at the time though :p Winner of the EU Squad Cup "Go Go Power Rangers!" "Accuracy"
Pvt Numnutz Prophets of the Velocirapture 1837	Posted - 2014.08.25 21:10:00 - [13] - Quote Simple fix, add bacon. Master Skyshark rider Kaalaka dakka tamer
Tectonic Fusion 2064	Posted - 2014.08.25 21:19:00 - [14] - Quote Option A: Smart Deploy Option B: camped uplink chooses options A Game: You chose option B. (GIF)
Nirwanda Vaughns 426th Infantry 686	Posted - 2014.08.25 21:44:00 - [15] - Quote smart deploy has always been broken. best idea i saw to fix the issue is split the map into a 4x4 grid. you pick a square to deploy in and you get dropped somewhere in that area. if you pick an area full of red dots then its your own dumb fault. might encourage more scanner use too Never argue with an idiot. they bring you down to their level and beat you through experience
Ghost Kaisar Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 6688	Posted - 2014.08.25 22:08:00 - [16] - Quote RYN0CER0S wrote: What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it. I don't know how that is related, but it's still funny. Have a like. FA's Stabber Extraordinaire Minmatar Enthusiast Explosions and Bulletstorm? Count me in!
Yeeeuuuupppp uptown456 556	Posted - 2014.08.26 00:35:00 - [17] - Quote Ambush is aids. Just like shady assassin's standard min scout Wannabe Slayer PSN: GMANCASH Rage Proficiency V
Michael Arck 5259	Posted - 2014.08.26 01:24:00 - [18] - Quote lol @ smart deploy. Choosing smart deploy is normally an ambush () waiting to happen. Then that chick will be rushing you too "all combatants must deploy to burn zone". Alright, alright, alright! fingers crossed please pick a different location, please pick a different location Archistrategos *Where the fear has gone there will be nothing....only I will remain*
The Eristic Dust 90210 640	Posted - 2014.08.26 01:58:00 - [19] - Quote I'd rather it just drop folks around the far corners of the map completely randomly, or something like 200M from any enemies, to keep the fight moving. If you want your team to spawn into a specific position to hold it, get links down. Reality is the original Rorschach. Verily! So much for all that.
1913 DfLo MOOSE-KNUCKLEz CLAN 2	Posted - 2014.08.26 02:19:00 - [20] - Quote Nothing Smart about it MOOSE-KNUCKLEz Director We're looking to become more active. Search MKzC and apply. All Players Welcome Thanks
Operative 1171 Aajli Bragian Order Amarr Empire 1929	Posted - 2014.08.26 02:23:00 - [21] - Quote Potatoe? http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdqbi66oNuI Brick tanking a scout suit since April 2013!
Operative 1171 Aajli Bragian Order Amarr Empire 1929	Posted - 2014.08.26 02:24:00 - [22] - Quote Potato darling. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MFEKR9p33qA Brick tanking a scout suit since April 2013!
Hakyou Brutor Pure Evil. 1145	Posted - 2014.08.26 03:32:00 - [23] - Quote Not as good as potato... you can make baked potato with potato... but not with smart deploy

Pages: [1] :: one page
First page \| Previous page \| Next page \| Last page

COPYRIGHT NOTICE
EVE Online/DUST514, the EVE/DUST514 logo, EVE/DUST514 and all associated logos and designs are the intellectual property of CCP hf. All artwork, screenshots, characters, vehicles, storylines, world facts or other recognizable features of the intellectual property relating to these trademarks are likewise the intellectual property of CCP hf. EVE Online and the EVE logo are the registered trademarks of CCP hf. All rights are reserved worldwide. All other trademarks are the property of their respective owners. CCP hf. has granted permission to OMG Labs to use EVE Online/DUST514 and all associated logos and designs for promotional and information purposes on its website but does not endorse, and is not in any way affiliated with, OMG Labs. CCP is in no way responsible for the content on or functioning of this website, nor can it be liable for any damage arising from the use of this website.