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gustavo acosta
Opus Arcana
Covert Intervention
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Posted - 2014.08.02 06:22:00 -
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The most underrated, throw-away for fun, item is the ultimate counter to an ADS.
That's right, LAVs with Small railgun turrets they completely tear the shields off a Python in half a clip or less. I'm not even kidding, and here's how it went down.
Alright so I was in my Scout gk.0 killing, chilling, being inivisible, in the middle of nowhere on the Center-tower domination map. My team was up against a corp, the name escapes me, but our team was good so it wasn't that bad. As I almost keeled over due to dehydration, and lack of ammo, the sand began to shake. I saw it in the distance, a sight that struck me with the greatest disgust and awe that I have ever felt about anything in that match. It was a Gallente Heavy in a Baloch, driving around, looking for enemy's so it could jump out and disintegrate and jump back in, as they do in the wild.
My luck had finally caught up with me, the endless desert became mere meters away from becoming a simple drive around the sandbox with my pale and shovel. I jumped into the LAV as fast as I could and promptly commandeered the wild majestic vehicle, though the heavy remained I felt the greatest sexual tension flare up, like a house on fire, between me and the LAV, it was like no other, a match made in heaven. I drove the LAV as hard and steady as I could, the heavy shot its rails from behind, decimating the enemy team. Eventually the heavy's armor deteriorated and he died off at some point during the assault. It was just me and the LAV, it was a dream come true. I thought that I was merely riding the LAV, but I realize it was painfully obvious the LAV was riding me.
All was well in the world, or so I thought. Just when the match was half over, tragedy struck. The Caldari corporation cracked open the sky and bequeathed the power of the sky to the enemy team. As the horizon tore open, a most terrifying sight appeared one that could completely decimate our team, if put in the right hands. The enemy team had obtained a Python ADS. I was grief stricken, I knew that eventually me and my newly found beloved would be torn apart from each other, but to lose her like this... The thought was maddening. I decided then, and there that I would stand and fight the Python with Balochy. It was the first time I rode the LAV from the back without a driver operating the front, but I knew I was ready.
I parked her to the side of the Python where it was found harassing my team with its filthy exploding proto-pellets of death. I switched to the gunner seat, and to my surprise, I found a militia railgun turret . I aimed as accurately, and quickly as I could, my team backed me up with some unorganized, inefficient AV. I shot my first rail at the Python. As the railing hit the Python, a grand chunk of its shield fell off, the Python continued its assault, but I knew the pain was too great for the beast to remain for to long. I fired all of Balochy's rails which left the Python with nothing but half of it's armor. Every shot was a critical blow to the flying beast, as if the LAV was shooting fire onto a paper plane. The Python retreated momentarily in order to replenish its health, as I did my ammo. We both returned to same arena to continue our bout. When we both returned the Python remained oblivious to the source of his great loss of shielding, and attempted to destroy what was left of our team at the CRU. However, I would not allow it.
I fired a complete clip of my railings, and had to reload. Again, the Python was left with little to nothing of health, and attempted to retreat. But as the beast moved to return to its domain, my railings came back. I fired 5 more shots into the monster, and watched it fall and merge with the planet in a fiery storm of death, and destruction. Then I saw it.
The beast's master in a militia starter fit, jumping out in order to survive what he had lost. I left Balochy parked, and assured her that I would take care of what was left. I pulled out my Allotek Burst assault rifle, and finished off the shameless pilot. I returned promptly to my beloved, and from that point on I knew we would be together forever.
A couple minutes later I abandoned Balochy because the same guy pulled out a Gunloggi, and I didn't want to face it. We both new it was for the best, though she insisted otherwise, I knew what she meant.
The match ended, and I was pretty sure that a blueberry accidentally drove Balochy into a wall, killing them both. But thanks to Balochy I was able to win the match(I think, I can't remember), and to this day I have all my militia LAVs carry railgun turrets(except my jihad jeep, I mean come on, how stupid do you think I am).
TL;DR:I killed a Python with a small militia railgun turret in a domination match today, it was really easy, so now it's my official counter.
TL;DR Edit: Also I did it solo in an LAV(that part's kind of important)
Gallente scout, heavy, logi, and assault
can't touch my post nerfed flaylock sun....
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Quasar Storm
0uter.Heaven
39
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Posted - 2014.08.02 06:27:00 -
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Dude, Why couldn't you have just said,"I called in an LAV, Got on the gun, And dropped that mofo?"
A 20GJ Particle Accelerator does just fine against ADSs.
+1 On the story though!
The Weather Man, Making sure the skies are clear.
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Death Shadow117
New Age Empire.
General Tso's Alliance
176
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Posted - 2014.08.02 06:46:00 -
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Had some scrub hellstorm *** kds my ads so he could get his python out and skill stack with his gunner like a *****. 2 ******* xt missiles. I hate hellstorm.
What?
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The Eristic
Dust 90210
598
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Posted - 2014.08.02 06:53:00 -
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I have a friend who has skilled his alt as a pure LAV pilot and rail gunner. It's slightly terrifying the havoc his Saga II can wreak (and how much punishment it can take!) vs any and all vehicles.
Reality is the original Rorschach.
Verily! So much for all that.
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LT SHANKS
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
3045
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Posted - 2014.08.02 07:04:00 -
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You should treat Balochy well and upgrade him. Transform him into a Methana, stack on plates, and equip a better small rail. |
gustavo acosta
Opus Arcana
Covert Intervention
139
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Posted - 2014.08.02 07:07:00 -
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LT SHANKS wrote:You should treat Balochy well and upgrade him. Transform him into a Methana, stack on plates, and equip a better small rail.
Balochy was a girl, and I'm pretty sure she died due to blueberries and very hard walls...  T.T
Gallente scout, heavy, logi, and assault
can't touch my post nerfed flaylock sun....
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Jadek Menaheim
Ancient Textiles.
3351
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Posted - 2014.08.02 07:41:00 -
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Quasar Storm wrote:Dude, Why couldn't you have just said,"I called in an LAV, Got on the gun, And dropped that mofo?"
A 20GJ Particle Accelerator does just fine against ADSs.
+1 On the story though!
Where's the fun in that and miss out on such written gems as:
"I jumped into the LAV as fast as I could and promptly commandeered the wild majestic vehicle, though the heavy remained I felt the greatest sexual tension flare up, like a house on fire, between me and the LAV, it was like no other, a match made in heaven."
You sir are a bonafide roflcer of the lawl!
Want ISK? I'm giving it away!
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Metapod Use Harden
Holdfast Syndicate
Amarr Empire
8
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Posted - 2014.08.02 10:48:00 -
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10/10 would bang Balochy. |
KEROSIINI-TERO
The Rainbow Effect
1206
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Posted - 2014.08.02 14:51:00 -
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+1 For story.
-1 For stealing someone else's ride.
People would enjoy Dust a lot more if they accepted the fact that EVERYTHING is subject to change
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Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2747
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Posted - 2014.08.02 14:53:00 -
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Lol didn't read. |
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Pvt Numnutz
Prophets of the Velocirapture
1736
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Posted - 2014.08.02 15:32:00 -
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It's interesting that more and more people are discovering this. Honestly if you loaded up a rail lav with some av and a good gunner you could probably take out anything, dropships especially. Wonder how long it will take before its common practice. |
Justice Prevails
314
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Posted - 2014.08.02 16:42:00 -
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Very well written. A++++. You get a new LAV and a Red Ryder BB gun.
Embracing my inner scrub since 2013.
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