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Louis Domi
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
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Posted - 2014.07.07 22:23:00 -
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This is indeed another Matchmaking QQ thread. All I ask is that you don't put me into a half finished stomp where the enemy has proto and tanks and everyone on my team(Except this one MLT AV guy, Bless his heart) is sitting in the just waiting for it to end. Can't you make this young boys dream come true?
Oh and scotty, kill yourself. We should've know better after all these months, all the stomps is because Scotty takes bribes from the Stompers! *Audience Gasps* It is true! I've seen it with my own eyes. The deal is that scotty is to be paid 10 million every week and he looks the other way and allows protostompers to never go against each other, or against half decent teams! Such a travesty! I say we bring in a new Matchmaker.
Introducing:
Veronica, the spunky fresh matchmaking rookie straight from the Matchmaking Academy! When she was a child her entire family was killed by a protostomp, and a tank stomp due to poor matchmaking! It was gruesome and she was left an orphan. Many years later she was taken in by the matchmaking monks of the planet *Instert Place here*. She vowed to take out the corruption taking place in the current matchmaking system!
Wow that could very much be a movie Idea... i mean switch out matchmaking person for Police woman, give her a stern tough boss(I think they call this a sergeant?) with a dark past, and boom you got a box office hit... I mean for real though that movie Idea is so worn out its like a movie idea *****... But at the end of the movie it has a surprising twist, her partner turns out to be evil and he's controlling Scotty from the shadows! Then Veronica and Scotty team up and beat the boss and then matchmaking peace returns to New Eden... Then after the movie make a spin off animated T.V show, call it: The Adventures of Veronica and Scotty!
Anyone know a movie Producure? Maybe I'll get Steven Spielberg to direct... and Zooey Deschanel would star as Veronica and voice her in the animated series... And Mark Walberg would be the bad guy boss... Beyonce would be Veronicas Best friend and love interest... Can you just Imagine that? Those two girls getting it on? GOD YES! Oh and Kate Upton would come in towards the end of the movie and.. GOD YES!.. Oh ya uhh Danny DeVito would be Scotty...
One word describes this... Epic!
Anyway back to original topic, We all hate Scotty.
But like for real that would be a great Movie Idea... Can you even begin to Image those three getting it on? Hell just for the heck of it on the directors cut video I'll throw in Hannah Simone, Keke Palmer, the young Jennifer Aniston, Mila Kunis, Kiera Knightley...
Might just switch the movie from space police to just straight up celebrity girl on girl action... I guarantee people will pay for that. I can see it now, me swimming in a mountain of cash... All the actresses in a hot tub. All my friends trying to sneak themselves in, but I hired like 40 body guards to not allow anyone in, but my 2 older cousins(I owe them) and women(Not family).
Anyway! We all hate scotty. |
danthrax martin
Butcher's Nails
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Posted - 2014.07.07 22:49:00 -
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Scotty is great, Scotty is good! I like a stacked deck, and will do my best to shine in Scotty's eyes. Scotty is great, Scotty is good!
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Louis Domi
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
433
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Posted - 2014.07.07 22:56:00 -
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danthrax martin wrote:Scotty is great, Scotty is good! I like a stacked deck, and will do my best to shine in Scotty's eyes. Scotty is great, Scotty is good!
In the movie you will be played as John Reilly... Your character will be one of the stompers, who, at the end of the move, gets a bullet through the skull.
Edit: But don't worry you get a recurring role in the animated series as a stomper turned good guy. # Happy Endings |
Viktor Hadah Jr
Negative-Impact
Gentlemen's.Club
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Posted - 2014.07.07 23:00:00 -
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Scotty just needs to get my dropship down to the ground faster because i got sh*t to do and can't wait 2 minutes for him to figure out where he wants to place it.
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Louis Domi
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
433
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Posted - 2014.07.07 23:05:00 -
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Viktor Hadah Jr wrote:Scotty just needs to get my dropship down to the ground faster because i got sh*t to do and can't wait 2 minutes for him to figure out where he wants to place it.
I think that is a different department... |
Leanna Boghin
RECTUM Damn near killed em
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Posted - 2014.07.07 23:20:00 -
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Viktor Hadah Jr wrote:Scotty just needs to get my dropship down to the ground faster because i got sh*t to do and can't wait 2 minutes for him to figure out where he wants to place it.
LOL agreed scotty needs to get his thumb out of his back side and actually bring us the vehicles we requested. Otherwise im gonna stick my foot up scotty's back side for good measure.
I let my sniper rifle bullet to your face do all the talking :P
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Louis Domi
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
434
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Posted - 2014.07.07 23:26:00 -
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Seems like you guys haven't read my movie plot... I mean sure talking about Scotty was the main point about this thread, but come on spread the word on the movie, have some criticism(Even though the movie itself is pretty awesome already and doesn't really need much more work...) |
Espartoi
Orkz Clan
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Posted - 2014.07.07 23:32:00 -
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Scotty just doesn't like people.
Shoot Smash Stomp Chop.
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Scheneighnay McBob
Cult of Gasai
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Posted - 2014.07.07 23:35:00 -
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Closed beta didn't have matchmaking. It had lobbies. Each map/game-mode/region combo had its own lobby that we could choose to join.
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Louis Domi
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
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Posted - 2014.07.07 23:36:00 -
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Scheneighnay McBob wrote:Closed beta didn't have matchmaking. It had lobbies. Each map/game-mode/region combo had its own lobby that we could choose to join.
Sounds like it was pretty great |
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Louis Domi
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
443
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Posted - 2014.07.07 23:49:00 -
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Idea! All the blue berries dying will be played as a clone trooper(Who ever did the star wars clone trooper thing) and I will be portrayed as leader of some random pub match(The only one who doesn't die) by... maybe Usher, Bradd Pitt, Tom Cruise, David Beckham, Snoop Dogg, Jason Derulo.... Wait what am I saying? These people can never match my own Charm and I'm just down right the sexier than any of these guy... But Snoop will guest star as my second in Command... Also IDC if he is snoop Lion now, I will always call him Snoop Doggy Dog! Oh and I'm also a supporting character in both the movie and the animated series, appearing as many of the female actresses love interests... Just because... Oh Eminem's pretty cool he can be like one of the police in the end when they arrest Mark Walhberg... |
Zindorak
CaUsE-4-CoNcErN
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Posted - 2014.07.07 23:53:00 -
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i hate scotty but what does QQ mean |
Louis Domi
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
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Posted - 2014.07.08 00:05:00 -
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Zindorak wrote:i hate scotty but what does QQ mean
It's like a crying face |
Zindorak
CaUsE-4-CoNcErN
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Posted - 2014.07.08 00:06:00 -
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Louis Domi wrote:Zindorak wrote:i hate scotty but what does QQ mean It's like a crying face
oh ok |
Crimson ShieId
Psygod9
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Posted - 2014.07.08 00:25:00 -
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I think Scotty is just misunderstood. He's sad because everyone hates him so much, even though he always tries his best.
Also, Veronica should turn out to be the true villain. She knew Scotty was being manipulated all along and only wanted to pull the strings because, deep down, she enjoys the proto stomps, and she enjoyed watching her family get crushed under the treads of a Gunlogi! Oh, and she and Scotty used to date in high school, but he forgot it all and that's why she's so mad at him, and... and...
*Glances at his water and hesitantly pushes it away*
I... think I need to go lay down...
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Master Jaraiya
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.07.08 00:29:00 -
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Louis Domi wrote:straight from the Matchmaking Academy!
I stopped reading here
"The true measure of a shinobi is not how he lives, but how he dies."
- The Toad Sage
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Louis Domi
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
444
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Posted - 2014.07.08 00:34:00 -
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Crimson ShieId wrote:I think Scotty is just misunderstood. He's sad because everyone hates him so much, even though he always tries his best.
Also, Veronica should turn out to be the true villain. She knew Scotty was being manipulated all along and only wanted to pull the strings because, deep down, she enjoys the proto stomps, and she enjoyed watching her family get crushed under the treads of a Gunlogi! Oh, and she and Scotty used to date in high school, but he forgot it all and that's why she's so mad at him, and... and...
*Glances at his water and hesitantly pushes it away*
I... think I need to go lay down...
*Slow Clap*... That was... *Starts Crying* you my friend... We're going places!
Thats just the surprise twist the story needs! I mean as long as Veronica and all Previously named Actresses still get down and dirty, then it's perfect! Now we need to find someone who will produce this! |
Louis Domi
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
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Posted - 2014.07.08 00:35:00 -
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Master Jaraiya wrote:Louis Domi wrote:straight from the Matchmaking Academy! I stopped reading here
You should have kept reading... The story gets really good! |
Forlorn Destrier
Vengeance Unbound
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Posted - 2014.07.08 01:31:00 -
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I don't hate him - I just think he's misunderstood...
I am the Forgotten Warhorse, the Lord of Lightning
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J4yne C0bb
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.07.08 03:30:00 -
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I cannaw deplay ya agaiynst equal aweponnets, captain! Da FOTM douchery aaz jus too strawghn!
Poor, unloved Scotty. I feel for the poor bastard.
Dust 514... another leaf on the wind.
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John Demonsbane
Unorganized Ninja Infantry Tactics
League of Infamy
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Posted - 2014.07.08 03:41:00 -
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Forlorn Destrier wrote:I don't hate him - I just think he's misunderstood...
No... he is not. He is the bastard child of careless programming and laser focus-ness.
In short, an abomination that cannot be allowed to live. (this is the horror movie angle the producers will make you take because buddy cop movies are out of style)
Seriously though, I think the night cleaning crew at CCP Shanghai were given a couple extra bucks under the table to finish his coding after the real programmers (air quotes) were shifted to Legion.
(The godfather of tactical logistics)
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Louis Domi
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
449
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Posted - 2014.07.08 15:12:00 -
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John Demonsbane wrote:Forlorn Destrier wrote:I don't hate him - I just think he's misunderstood... No... he is not. He is the bastard child of careless programming and laser focus-ness. In short, an abomination that cannot be allowed to live. (this is the horror movie angle the producers will make you take because buddy cop movies are out of style) Seriously though, I think the night cleaning crew at CCP Shanghai were given a couple extra bucks under the table to finish his coding after the real programmers (air quotes) were shifted to Legion.
Hmm good ideas people! we're gonna make a hit! |
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