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I-Shayz-I I----------I 3915	Posted - 2014.07.05 13:27:00 - [1] - Quote 1. Look down at your controller. Move the left control stick to the left. Now move it to the right. Good job! 2. Now look at your screen. Do what you did in step 1. Great! 3. Now press and hold (or keep pressing) the R1 button. Do what you did in step 2. Amazing! 4. Keep doing what you did in step 3, but now press the x button occasionally. Wow, just look at you go!! 5. Run towards the enemy. When you get close, do what you did in step 4. Yay, now you're no longer a noob! Pro tips: -If you press L1, you lose all spread, but your gun is now a bullet laser as long as you tap R1 instead of holding it. -Use a light frame and an automatic weapon for optimal results -Even when there's no one nearby, keep doing step 2 7162 wp with a Repair Tool! List of Legion Feedback Threads!
Cody Sietz SVER True Blood 3475	Posted - 2014.07.05 13:48:00 - [2] - Quote I need those guys to stand still! "I do agree with you there though. shudders" -Arkena Wyrnspire
Forlorn Destrier BATTLE SURVEY GROUP Dark Taboo 2644	Posted - 2014.07.05 14:36:00 - [3] - Quote Cody Sietz wrote: I need those guys to stand still! Agreed, makes headshots with my Templar Scrambler Pistol all the more funny. I am the Forgotten Warhorse, the Lord of Lightning
Leovarian L Lavitz BATTLE SURVEY GROUP Dark Taboo 1130	Posted - 2014.07.05 14:41:00 - [4] - Quote I was playing Deadspace 3 last night and my roomate goes "Stop moving around, look there, no stop moving, stop!" I kept strafing around even with no enemies in the room, finally I just removed my hand from my controller, and saw what she was looking at, then started sweating with flashbacks from 89' out in the field snipers in the ambush map and quickly grabbed my controller and started moving all over again Omni-Soldier Few are my equal in these specialties, none compare in all of them
Ghost Kaisar Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 5731	Posted - 2014.07.05 14:45:00 - [5] - Quote This is the easiest way to separate the wheat from the chaff. Any experienced FPS knows to NEVER stop moving. Gotta keep those snipers on their feet. How I Imagine I look when running Minmatar Scout PSN: EVL_Elgost105
Ryme Intrinseca The Rainbow Effect 1422	Posted - 2014.07.05 15:15:00 - [6] - Quote I-Shayz-I wrote: 1. Look down at your controller. Move the left control stick to the left. Now move it to the right. Good job! 2. Now look at your screen. Do what you did in step 1. Great! 3. Now press and hold (or keep pressing) the R1 button. Do what you did in step 2. Amazing! 4. Keep doing what you did in step 3, but now press the x button occasionally. Wow, just look at you go!! 5. Run towards the enemy. When you get close, do what you did in step 4. Yay, now you're no longer a noob! Pro tips: -If you press L1, you lose all spread, but your gun is now a bullet laser as long as you tap R1 instead of holding it. -Use a light frame and an automatic weapon for optimal results -Even when there's no one nearby, keep doing step 2 Seriously though, what's with noobs and standing still all the time? Reported for exploiting the 'movement' glitch. Also suspected of gaining an unfair advantage by aiming.
Skullmiser Vulcansu 128	Posted - 2014.07.05 16:40:00 - [7] - Quote Press and hold or keep pressing the switch-weapon button, and occasionally press the melee button? As a praetorian, I find this to be offensive and stupid. If this game was fun, I wouldn't be playing it.
CommanderBolt ACME SPECIAL FORCES RISE of LEGION 1245	Posted - 2014.07.05 16:41:00 - [8] - Quote Ryme Intrinseca wrote: I-Shayz-I wrote: 1. Look down at your controller. Move the left control stick to the left. Now move it to the right. Good job! 2. Now look at your screen. Do what you did in step 1. Great! 3. Now press and hold (or keep pressing) the R1 button. Do what you did in step 2. Amazing! 4. Keep doing what you did in step 3, but now press the x button occasionally. Wow, just look at you go!! 5. Run towards the enemy. When you get close, do what you did in step 4. Yay, now you're no longer a noob! Pro tips: -If you press L1, you lose all spread, but your gun is now a bullet laser as long as you tap R1 instead of holding it. -Use a light frame and an automatic weapon for optimal results -Even when there's no one nearby, keep doing step 2 Seriously though, what's with noobs and standing still all the time? Reported for exploiting the 'movement' glitch. Also suspected of gaining an unfair advantage by aiming. haha When forging, I appreciate people standing still.... MY LIFE FOR AIUR! Protoss You gonna' give me orders? Terran "Cat got your tongue? Zerg Queen of Blades.
Zindorak CaUsE-4-CoNcErN 45	Posted - 2014.07.05 17:09:00 - [9] - Quote Ryme Intrinseca wrote: I-Shayz-I wrote: 1. Look down at your controller. Move the left control stick to the left. Now move it to the right. Good job! 2. Now look at your screen. Do what you did in step 1. Great! 3. Now press and hold (or keep pressing) the R1 button. Do what you did in step 2. Amazing! 4. Keep doing what you did in step 3, but now press the x button occasionally. Wow, just look at you go!! 5. Run towards the enemy. When you get close, do what you did in step 4. Yay, now you're no longer a noob! Pro tips: -If you press L1, you lose all spread, but your gun is now a bullet laser as long as you tap R1 instead of holding it. -Use a light frame and an automatic weapon for optimal results -Even when there's no one nearby, keep doing step 2 Seriously though, what's with noobs and standing still all the time? Reported for exploiting the 'movement' glitch. Also suspected of gaining an unfair advantage by aiming. Wut?
Onesimus Tarsus Company of Marcher Lords Amarr Empire 2245	Posted - 2014.07.05 17:21:00 - [10] - Quote I-Shayz-I wrote: 1. Look down at your controller. Move the left control stick to the left. Now move it to the right. Good job! 2. Now look at your screen. Do what you did in step 1. Great! 3. Now press and hold (or keep pressing) the R1 button. Do what you did in step 2. Amazing! 4. Keep doing what you did in step 3, but now press the x button occasionally. Wow, just look at you go!! 5. Run towards the enemy. When you get close, do what you did in step 4. Yay, now you're no longer a noob! Pro tips: -If you press L1, you lose all spread, but your gun is now a bullet laser as long as you tap R1 instead of holding it. -Use a light frame and an automatic weapon for optimal results -Even when there's no one nearby, keep doing step 2 Seriously though, what's with noobs and standing still all the time? Seriously, this little do-si-do ought to just happen when the trigger is pulled, oughtn't it? If it's more important than the bullets themselves or any other factor, it ought to be automatic. K/D(r) WP/D(r) matchmaking fixes the whole game. Period. Seriously. Think about it.

Lloyd Orfay Fantom Company 18	Posted - 2014.07.05 17:21:00 - [11] - Quote Very funny Shayz, very funny.... no seriously though... Someone tried to kill me by standing still and repeatedly crouching. I think there are more concerning things, like I frequently keep getting teams that hardly use uplinks and i'm the only one using uplinks and more players using heavy suits. Yah gonna give me my wp or NAH?
Random Redberry Elite Intergalactic Mercenaries 96	Posted - 2014.09.26 21:59:00 - [12] - Quote im good now thx woah i got left as ceo what do? pls join
valad II NoGameNoLife 118	Posted - 2014.09.26 22:03:00 - [13] - Quote I-Shayz-I wrote: 1. Look down at your controller. Move the left control stick to the left. Now move it to the right. Good job! 2. Now look at your screen. Do what you did in step 1. Great! 3. Now press and hold (or keep pressing) the R1 button. Do what you did in step 2. Amazing! 4. Keep doing what you did in step 3, but now press the x button occasionally. Wow, just look at you go!! 5. Run towards the enemy. When you get close, do what you did in step 4. Yay, now you're no longer a noob! Pro tips: -If you press L1, you lose all spread, but your gun is now a bullet laser as long as you tap R1 instead of holding it. -Use a light frame and an automatic weapon for optimal results -Even when there's no one nearby, keep doing step 2 Seriously though, what's with noobs and standing still all the time? I push this lil button on the back of my controller that makes my guns shoot sooper fast.
Orphan Shadow Waiting For Deployment 95	Posted - 2014.09.26 22:12:00 - [14] - Quote I-Shayz-I wrote: Pro tips Dude, you totally ripped that off from your ballet classes.
Eruditus 920 Prodigy Ops 486	Posted - 2014.09.26 22:21:00 - [15] - Quote CommanderBolt wrote: Ryme Intrinseca wrote: I-Shayz-I wrote: 1. Look down at your controller. Move the left control stick to the left. Now move it to the right. Good job! 2. Now look at your screen. Do what you did in step 1. Great! 3. Now press and hold (or keep pressing) the R1 button. Do what you did in step 2. Amazing! 4. Keep doing what you did in step 3, but now press the x button occasionally. Wow, just look at you go!! 5. Run towards the enemy. When you get close, do what you did in step 4. Yay, now you're no longer a noob! Pro tips: -If you press L1, you lose all spread, but your gun is now a bullet laser as long as you tap R1 instead of holding it. -Use a light frame and an automatic weapon for optimal results -Even when there's no one nearby, keep doing step 2 Seriously though, what's with noobs and standing still all the time? Reported for exploiting the 'movement' glitch. Also suspected of gaining an unfair advantage by aiming. haha When forging, I appreciate people standing still.... When I'm scouting, forge gunners are my absolute favorite target. They are always standing still, not paying attention, and staring downrange. I can walk right up, light a cigar, walk around them and then "blap!" right between the shoulder blades. On the rare occasion they spot me, they refuse to swap to a sidearm trying to line up that stupid forge. Dead merc. Too easy. Don't go changin'! Wisdom is what you gain after you need it.


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