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        |  TechMechMeds
 Inner.Hell
 
 3747
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.01 19:03:00 -
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 Its my birthday, I'm 27.
 
 I'd like to raise an imaginary toast for the most part to CCP, my dust buddies and my nan, god bless her!.
 
 Roasting, go!.
 
 Just like every other Englishmen, I bath in tea, have no teeth and live in a castle. | 
      
      
        |  Ripley Riley
 Incorruptibles
 
 2149
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.01 19:05:00 -
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 TechMechMeds wrote:Its my birthday, I'm 27. 
 Happy birthday, you are a huge disappointment to your mother and I.
 
 He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution... | 
      
      
        |  TechMechMeds
 Inner.Hell
 
 3747
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.01 19:12:00 -
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 Ripley Riley wrote:TechMechMeds wrote:Its my birthday, I'm 27. Happy birthday, you are a huge disappointment to your mother and I. 
 Hahaha, so true.
 
 I was never good at being an obedient slave and my mother detests that I am self employed, she doesn't get it and apparently I need to help society.
 
 10/10.
 
 Just like every other Englishmen, I bath in tea, have no teeth and live in a castle. | 
      
      
        |  Texas Killionaire
 Capital Acquisitions LLC
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 243
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.01 19:13:00 -
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 Mayb when u turn 30, O.H will let you in...
 
 :)
 
 If you're not ready to lose, you're not ready to win. Jello Biafra = God AQUPI | 
      
      
        |  TechMechMeds
 Inner.Hell
 
 3747
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.01 19:20:00 -
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 Texas Killionaire wrote:Mayb when u turn 30, O.H will let you in...
 :)
 
 Hahaha.
 
 
 
 Just like every other Englishmen, I bath in tea, have no teeth and live in a castle. | 
      
      
        |  vlad stoich
 Fooly Cooly.
 
 195
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.01 19:20:00 -
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 TechMechMeds wrote:Its my birthday, I'm 27.
 I'd like to raise an imaginary toast for the most part to CCP, my dust buddies and my nan, god bless her!.
 
 Roasting, go!.
 
 
 Who are you again? Why do you think you rate to be roasted? OR do you mean like a birthday mean rump roast or comedy central roast? I dont think you need all that attention artificially inflating your ego anymore.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Just kiddin. Kinda. Happy Birthday Youngster
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        |  Judge Rhadamanthus
 Amarr Templar One
 
 2374
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.01 19:21:00 -
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 Spit roast? if so which end? Or did you meant he thread to be called Toasting time rather than roasting time?
 
 Judge for CPM 1
 Twitter @Judge_EVELegion | 
      
      
        |  TechMechMeds
 Inner.Hell
 
 3747
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.01 19:23:00 -
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 Hahahahaha.
 
 
 
 Just like every other Englishmen, I bath in tea, have no teeth and live in a castle. | 
      
      
        |  Cpl Foster USMC
 The dyst0pian Corporation
 Zero-Day
 
 1051
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.01 19:25:00 -
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 should've called yourself 'TechMechNeedsMeds" you crazy bastard......
  
 Happy B-Day...
  
 stop complaining about Valid Tactics and kill those bastards....you bastards | 
      
      
        |  vlad stoich
 Fooly Cooly.
 
 195
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.01 19:25:00 -
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 Judge Rhadamanthus wrote:Spit roast? if so which end? Or did you meant he thread to be called Toasting time rather than roasting time? He looks like a rump roast. Judge here in Emerica we have this station called Comedy Central. They put "famous celebrities"
 on stage and make fun of them for fun. Best was Charlie Sheen winning.
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        |  TechMechMeds
 Inner.Hell
 
 3747
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.01 19:27:00 -
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 vlad stoich wrote:Judge Rhadamanthus wrote:Spit roast? if so which end? Or did you meant he thread to be called Toasting time rather than roasting time? He looks like a rump roast. Judge here in Emerica we have this station called Comedy Central. They put "famous celebrities" on stage and make fun of them for fun. Best was Charlie Sheen winning.  
 We don't have TV in the uk, whatever that is.
 
 
  
 Just like every other Englishmen, I bath in tea, have no teeth and live in a castle. | 
      
      
        |  vlad stoich
 Fooly Cooly.
 
 197
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.01 19:29:00 -
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 TechMechMeds wrote:vlad stoich wrote:Judge Rhadamanthus wrote:Spit roast? if so which end? Or did you meant he thread to be called Toasting time rather than roasting time? He looks like a rump roast. Judge here in Emerica we have this station called Comedy Central. They put "famous celebrities" on stage and make fun of them for fun. Best was Charlie Sheen winning.  We don't have TV in the uk, whatever that is.  AWWWW you poor poor people. It is in the shape of a square and really big. Data in sent through wires to the TV that is translated to images for our viewing pleasure. Do your kind of people have the interwebz yet?
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        |  TechMechMeds
 Inner.Hell
 
 3751
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.01 19:30:00 -
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 LIES!.
 
 BURN HIM AT THE STAKE!.
 
 THATS WITCHCRAFT!.
 
 Just like every other Englishmen, I bath in tea, have no teeth and live in a castle. | 
      
      
        |  Texas Killionaire
 Capital Acquisitions LLC
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 245
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.01 19:31:00 -
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 The English are our of the World Cup because you touch yourself at night.
 
 If you're not ready to lose, you're not ready to win. Jello Biafra = God AQUPI | 
      
      
        |  vlad stoich
 Fooly Cooly.
 
 197
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.01 19:34:00 -
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 TechMechMeds wrote:LIES!.
 BURN HIM AT THE STAKE!.
 
 THATS WITCHCRAFT!.
 
 I swear on all 17 of my kids lives. Thats how us fat Emericans do it.
 
 That is this thing called interwebz where you can watch nudie movies with bewbs. That even have cartoons they call this fancy name "anime". All the kids are crazy for. Little asian girls with big bewbs but in cartoon figure. I dont understand it.
 
 There is this one place on the interwebz where you can see a donkey show. That is a birthday present for you.
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        |  RayRay James
 Molon Labe.
 General Tso's Alliance
 
 199
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.01 19:34:00 -
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 I don't know.
 
 .
 
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 THIRD BASE!
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        |  TechMechMeds
 Inner.Hell
 
 3751
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.01 19:36:00 -
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 vlad stoich wrote:TechMechMeds wrote:LIES!.
 BURN HIM AT THE STAKE!.
 
 THATS WITCHCRAFT!.
 I swear on all 17 of my kids lives. Thats how us fat Emericans do it.  That is this thing called interwebz where you can watch nudie movies with bewbs. That even have cartoons they call this fancy name "anime". All the kids are crazy for. Little asian girls with big bewbs but in cartoon figure. I dont understand it.  There is this one place on the interwebz where you can see a donkey show. That is a birthday present for you.  
 They got rid of animal farm unfortunatley hahahahaha.
 
 Just like every other Englishmen, I bath in tea, have no teeth and live in a castle. | 
      
      
        |  TechMechMeds
 Inner.Hell
 
 3751
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.01 19:37:00 -
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 Is it even politically correct to 'ride a donkey at the beach' anymore lol.
 
 Just like every other Englishmen, I bath in tea, have no teeth and live in a castle. | 
      
      
        |  vlad stoich
 Fooly Cooly.
 
 198
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.01 19:39:00 -
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 TechMechMeds wrote:vlad stoich wrote:TechMechMeds wrote:LIES!.
 BURN HIM AT THE STAKE!.
 
 THATS WITCHCRAFT!.
 I swear on all 17 of my kids lives. Thats how us fat Emericans do it.  That is this thing called interwebz where you can watch nudie movies with bewbs. That even have cartoons they call this fancy name "anime". All the kids are crazy for. Little asian girls with big bewbs but in cartoon figure. I dont understand it.  There is this one place on the interwebz where you can see a donkey show. That is a birthday present for you.  They got rid of animal farm unfortunatley hahahahaha. I would share a link but it might not be appropriate for some of the youngins in here, plus CCP may give me another vacation.
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        |  vlad stoich
 Fooly Cooly.
 
 198
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.01 19:40:00 -
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 TechMechMeds wrote:Is it even politically correct to 'ride a donkey at the beach' anymore lol. Just don't let your friends see you do it.
 
 No wait that was mopeds and fatchicks.
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        |  TechMechMeds
 Inner.Hell
 
 3751
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.01 19:40:00 -
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 Hahahahaha, nah don't, hahahahaha.
 
 
 
 Just like every other Englishmen, I bath in tea, have no teeth and live in a castle. | 
      
      
        |  TechMechMeds
 Inner.Hell
 
 3751
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.01 19:43:00 -
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 Keep the roast coming, I'm actually going to play dust now or I will be here laughing for hours.
 
 o7 and keep it coming.
 
 Some deep generalised sht that affects us all wouldn't go a miss.
 
 Just like every other Englishmen, I bath in tea, have no teeth and live in a castle. | 
      
      
        |  Thokk Nightshade
 KNIGHTZ OF THE ROUND
 
 433
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.01 22:55:00 -
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 You are about as useful to battle as Duna without a tank. In other words, worthless.
 
 I don't know you, just wanted to get in on the fun. Happy Birthday.
 
 Oh, and Wayne Rooney sucks! (That's for the Brits on here)
 
 Thokk Kill. Thokk Crush. Thokk Smash. | 
      
      
        |  Zindorak
 CaUsE-4-CoNcErN
 
 27
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.01 22:56:00 -
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 Happy Birthday! Best Wishes
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        |  Eko Sol
 Strange Playings
 
 498
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.01 22:58:00 -
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 TechMechMeds wrote:Its my birthday, I'm 27.
 I'd like to raise an imaginary toast for the most part to CCP, my dust buddies and my nan, god bless her!.
 
 Roasting, go!.
 
 I know this might not be the right time and place but I have to break up with you Shawn. I know the "open" thing was supposed to make us closer but I found a gooey vaj that was so awesome I didn't realize what I was missing out on.
 
 I do thank you for not complaining when I didn't spit on it before I stuck it in. This new chick just won't stop QQ'ing.
 
 PSN is "Ekopalm" I play D3, Child of Light, and solo games Also, Proto Trolling until I'm broke... | 
      
      
        |  Onesimus Tarsus
 Company of Marcher Lords
 Amarr Empire
 
 2212
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.01 23:00:00 -
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 TechMechMeds wrote:Its my birthday, I'm 27.
 I'd like to raise an imaginary toast for the most part to CCP, my dust buddies and my nan, god bless her!.
 
 Roasting, go!.
 Wow! I did not know that everyone posts a shameless, self-promoting, pointless thread here on their birthday!
 
 Wait...
 
 Nope, it's just you.
 
 Now go and eat cake. Pin the tail on something.
 
 K/D(r) WP/D(r) matchmaking fixes the whole game. Period. Seriously. Think about it. | 
      
      
        |  Spademan
 The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
 DARKSTAR ARMY
 
 2023
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.01 23:26:00 -
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 Onesimus Tarsus wrote:TechMechMeds wrote:Its my birthday, I'm 27.
 I'd like to raise an imaginary toast for the most part to CCP, my dust buddies and my nan, god bless her!.
 
 Roasting, go!.
 Wow! I did not know that everyone posts a shameless, self-promoting, pointless thread here on their birthday! Wait... Nope, it's just you. Now go and eat cake. Pin the tail on something. Ah leave the guy alone, sure whats the harm in it?
 
 I am part shovel, part man, full scout, and a little bit special. Official Time Lord of the Scout Community | 
      
      
        |  TechMechMeds
 Inner.Hell
 
 3751
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.02 09:59:00 -
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 Im hanging, waagh.
 
 Good stuff.
 
 Waagh.
 
 Just like every other Englishmen, I bath in tea, have no teeth and live in a castle. | 
      
      
        |  Ryme Intrinseca
 The Rainbow Effect
 Dirt Nap Squad.
 
 1405
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.02 11:04:00 -
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 TechMechMeds wrote:vlad stoich wrote:Judge Rhadamanthus wrote:Spit roast? if so which end? Or did you meant he thread to be called Toasting time rather than roasting time? He looks like a rump roast. Judge here in Emerica we have this station called Comedy Central. They put "famous celebrities" on stage and make fun of them for fun. Best was Charlie Sheen winning.  We don't have TV in the uk, whatever that is.  O rly?
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        |  TechMechMeds
 Inner.Hell
 
 3753
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.02 11:05:00 -
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 Ryme Intrinseca wrote:TechMechMeds wrote:O rly?vlad stoich wrote:Judge Rhadamanthus wrote:Spit roast? if so which end? Or did you meant he thread to be called Toasting time rather than roasting time? He looks like a rump roast. Judge here in Emerica we have this station called Comedy Central. They put "famous celebrities" on stage and make fun of them for fun. Best was Charlie Sheen winning.  We don't have TV in the uk, whatever that is.  
 More witchcraft!.
 
 Burn him lads!.
 
 Just like every other Englishmen, I bath in tea, have no teeth and live in a castle. | 
      
      
        |  Seymour KrelbornX
 Holdfast Syndicate
 Amarr Empire
 
 253
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.02 11:51:00 -
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 here's to a happy day and year for you, I hope nothing tragic happens to you.
 
 btw, is your nan single?
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        |  TechMechMeds
 Inner.Hell
 
 3755
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.02 12:27:00 -
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 Seymour KrelbornX wrote:here's to a happy day and year for you, I hope nothing tragic happens to you.
 btw, is your nan single?
 
 I loled and nearly threw up lol.
 
 Just like every other Englishmen, I bath in tea, have no teeth and live in a castle. | 
      
      
        |  Rynoceros
 Rise Of Old Dudes
 
 4123
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.02 13:20:00 -
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 You're 27 and a ****.
 Sounds miserable enough.
 No roast needed.
 
 Carry on.
 
 
 *Although you & I got started on the wrong foot (back when we both had less than 10m SP) because of a mutual love of talking ****, I would like to smoke some of this fine Colorado weed with you, you ******* scrub bastard.
 
 PSN: The_Rynoceros Destiny beta SoonGäó Console Master Race | 
      
      
        |  TechMechMeds
 Inner.Hell
 
 3756
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.02 13:32:00 -
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 Rynoceros wrote:You're 27 and a ****.Sounds miserable enough.
 No roast needed.
 
 Carry on.
 
 
 *Although you & I got started on the wrong foot (back when we both had less than 10m SP) because of a mutual love of talking ****, I would like to smoke some of this fine Colorado weed with you, you ******* scrub bastard.
 
 I had about 18-24 mil sp back then, I'm almost at 31 mil now and spam fat suits lol.
 
 
 
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        |  Rynoceros
 Rise Of Old Dudes
 
 4123
 
 
      | Posted - 2014.07.02 13:46:00 -
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 TechMechMeds wrote: I'm almost at 31 mil now and spam fat suits lol. Same here.
 
 
 
 PSN: The_Rynoceros Destiny beta SoonGäó Console Master Race | 
      
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