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Luna McDuffing
COALICION LATINA
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Posted - 2014.06.22 23:03:00 -
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Hi, I am a gallente scout. I can sneak up on everybody and break their backs with my shotgun. I have an excellent slot layout that allows me to be versatile in all battle types and I can self repair my armor.
Hi, I am a caldari scout. I can see you coming a mile away. Nothing can hide from me. My shield regeneration means I back in the thick of battle in no time.
Hi, I am a minmatar scout. I am the fastest of them all. I have great stamina and I can hack objective in no time. I don't care if you are a light suit or a heavy. My nova knifes can cut through you like a hot knife through butter.
Hi, I am an ammar scout. I like going out for long walks. |
DarthJT5
12th Shadow Legion
35
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Posted - 2014.06.22 23:09:00 -
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Hi, I am a missile Gunny. I enjoy making other tanks cry, as well as any AV stupid enough to stand still on a mountain.
Dedicated Shield Tanking vet since Open Beta.
Up and coming Python pilot.
The awnser is always XT missiles....
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Cavani1EE7
The Rainbow Effect
102
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Posted - 2014.06.22 23:11:00 -
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Hi, I'm an Assault. Enough said.
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Onesimus Tarsus
NoGameNoLife
2153
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Posted - 2014.06.22 23:11:00 -
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Luna McDuffing wrote:Hi, I am a gallente scout. I can sneak up on everybody and break their backs with my shotgun. I have an excellent slot layout that allows me to be versatile in all battle types and I can self repair my armor.
Hi, I am a caldari scout. I can see you coming a mile away. Nothing can hide from me. My shield regeneration means I back in the thick of battle in no time.
Hi, I am a minmatar scout. I am the fastest of them all. I have great stamina and I can hack objective in no time. I don't care if you are a light suit or a heavy. My nova knifes can cut through you like a hot knife through butter.
Hi, I am an ammar scout. I like going out for long walks. I have a very cheap Marscout with an adv card reg. It's kind of a rush to sprint around in wide arcs and literally circle on a target that just can't haul that much wind. Suddenly you're behind them, and they're still scouring the horizon for where you went.
K/D(r) WP/D(r) matchmaking fixes the whole game. Period.
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Onesimus Tarsus
NoGameNoLife
2153
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Posted - 2014.06.22 23:13:00 -
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But yeah, I have to search for my bliss with the Amarr Scott.
K/D(r) WP/D(r) matchmaking fixes the whole game. Period.
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Assault Swarm Launcher
Caldari State
170
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Posted - 2014.06.22 23:32:00 -
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Hi I'm Assault Swarm Launcher.
While I may seem like a strong choice to use due to me being able to hit two targets at the same time, that requires me to split my damage and half, meaning that at PRO your damage output is less than MLT for one target (3 Swarms), and at STD for the other (4 Swarms).
Sadly, that isn't enough to suppress slightly tanked MLT LAVs. Combined with the fact that I have fitting requirements that are higher than a Vizam Scrambler Rifle (IASL sits at 117 CPU / 19 PG), It seems as if I'm not really worth using.
But at least:
Quote:AVer (Ishukone Assault Swarm Launcher) Pilot Scum Looks pretty on the kill-feed, right?
"Chances are I'm going to kill you or replace you with something new..."
-CCP Logibro
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Vicious Minotaur
Tronhadar Free Guard Minmatar Republic
958
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Posted - 2014.06.22 23:41:00 -
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Hi. I am Minotaur. I await the arrival of Theseus.
Boy, will he be surprised to find out I am immortal.
I am a minotaur.
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Sgt Kirk
Fatal Absolution
6138
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Posted - 2014.06.22 23:42:00 -
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Hi I'm severely racist against all things Caldari.
This Federation is now at war. We have no time for dissenters
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Derrith Erador
2139
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Posted - 2014.06.23 00:14:00 -
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*blushes* Hi, I'm an Amarrican purist who also happens to be an ADS pilot. I like long walks on the beach, laying links on the high ground, and touching myself to panty dropper beats.
Betty White, the worlds hottest grandma.
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Michael Arck
4831
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Posted - 2014.06.23 00:16:00 -
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Hi, I'm scanner. I was neutered. : (
Archistrategos
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing....only I will remain
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iKILLu osborne
Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy
35
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Posted - 2014.06.23 00:21:00 -
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Luna McDuffing wrote:Hi, I am a gallente scout. I can sneak up on everybody and break their backs with my shotgun. I have an excellent slot layout that allows me to be versatile in all battle types and I can self repair my armor.
Hi, I am a caldari scout. I can see you coming a mile away. Nothing can hide from me. My shield regeneration means I back in the thick of battle in no time.
Hi, I am a minmatar scout. I am the fastest of them all. I have great stamina and I can hack objective in no time. I don't care if you are a light suit or a heavy. My nova knifes can cut through you like a hot knife through butter.
Hi, I am an ammar scout. I like going out for long walks. lmfao damn if it ain't true
hey you liar! i didn't sneak up on you, i was following you for 5 minutes , waiting for you to hack that cru for a camp
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Chimichanga66605
Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy
163
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Posted - 2014.06.23 02:19:00 -
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Hi, I am a Mass Driving, Remote Explosive equipped Minmatar Commando. I make things go BOOM! a lot.
Mk.0 Specialist, Republic Loyalist
"Badassery is not born, but often thrust upon you." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt
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Cpl Foster USMC
The dyst0pian Corporation Zero-Day
1008
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Posted - 2014.06.23 02:27:00 -
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Hi. I'm a Minmatar Sniper/Logi/Heavy...
I am Hated/Loved/Feared...
except my Heavy is not feared...at all...he's quite squishy...
stop complaining about Valid Tactics and kill those bastards....you bastards
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XxGhazbaranxX
Eternal Beings Proficiency V.
1589
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Posted - 2014.06.23 02:33:00 -
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Luna McDuffing wrote:
Hi, I am an ammar scout. I like going out for long walks.
made my day
Plasma Cannon Advocate
Dust 514 Survivor
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One Eyed King
Land of the BIind
2095
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Posted - 2014.06.23 02:38:00 -
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Cpl Foster USMC wrote:Hi. I'm a Minmatar Sniper/Logi/Heavy...
I am Hated/Loved/Feared...
except my Heavy is not feared...at all...he's quite squishy... Hmmm...
My minja is squishy as well. I am seeing a pattern here...
This is how a minja feels
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
11024
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Posted - 2014.06.23 02:41:00 -
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.....an Amarrian Templar.
I love religious reformation of disruptive social elements, the continuing Reclamation of Humanity through a never ending Holy War, and quoting Scriptures at impertinent Immortal mercenaries....in fact I have one for this snarky and colloquial attitude I am taking right now....
"The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited. Be Careful. Pure Thought is the Instigator of Sin. Be Watchful. Free Thought is the Begetter of Disorder. Be Respectful. Uniform Thought is the Way of Life. The Mercy of our Emperor is Limitless. His Rule is Benign and Righteous. His Love is Perpetual." - The Scriptures, Book I, The Code of Demeanor
While I am not in the warzone smiting the heathens, apostates, and heretics....... I prefer to spend my time in quiet prayer.......or further smiting heathens, apostates, and or heretics on the shuffle board decks of Gallentean cruise ships.
Beyond that I have few interest beside watching my awkward young Matari ward, with whom I have an equally awkward relationship, stumble her way through her education and social integration into the Empire. If you were to push me further you'd probably also find that I am a prolific Amarrian author of murder mystery novellas under the pen name Arkuris Jahk'ora and use the profits of my works to fund the continued arms race for the Amarrian HAV....
Also any one of you sods looks edgewise at Satja and I'll tear your eyes out your ass.
Disclaimer: not one word of this is to be considered IC content, it is a joke and should be considered one for the sake of humour...yeah humour...you know what that is right...?
" Those men died loving duty more than they feared death..... they died well."
-Templar Ouryon after Iesa III
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OliX PRZESMIEWCA
Bezimienni...
123
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Posted - 2014.06.23 02:41:00 -
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Compared to other scouts: yes, amarr one is walking |
Bojo The Mighty
Spaceman Drug Cartel-Uno
3885
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Posted - 2014.06.23 02:42:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:Cpl Foster USMC wrote:Hi. I'm a Minmatar Sniper/Logi/Heavy...
I am Hated/Loved/Feared...
except my Heavy is not feared...at all...he's quite squishy... Hmmm... My minja is squishy as well. I am seeing a pattern here... Price to pay for buying Jelly
I'm not resting in peace but rather wandering as a zombie in vengeance of no good reason
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Poison Howl
Tronhadar Free Guard Minmatar Republic
133
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Posted - 2014.06.23 03:06:00 -
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Hi, I am Poison Howl, and I have killed myself with every item that has splash damage and overheat with the exception of Flux Grenades, AV Grenades, and Swarm Launchers.
I've blown my legs off with the Mass Driver. I've shot my ********* off with the Flaylock. I've melted my face with the Laser Rifle. I've vaporized the liquids in my eyes with the Scrambler Rifle. I've shot my foot off with the Forge Gun. I've had shrapnel lodged in my brain from an Remote Explosive. I've even shot a hole in my chest with a small missile turret. I also managed to melt my legs to the floor with the Plasma Cannon.
Yep, I have led an absolutely amazing mercenary career.
:D
For every point of happiness we gain in this game, our madness increases exponentially.
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Poison Howl
Tronhadar Free Guard Minmatar Republic
133
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Posted - 2014.06.23 03:07:00 -
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I did not know t e s t i c u l e s is censored...
For every point of happiness we gain in this game, our madness increases exponentially.
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Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
4023
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Posted - 2014.06.23 03:22:00 -
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I am a Heavy. Scouts that want to be Assaults are mad because I killed them when they weren't being Scouts.
I am a Scout. I have deployed my Uplink payload and now I'm going to try to get at least one Kill before allowing myself to be killed.
I am an Assault, pity me.
I am also a Commando and a Logi, but I have no idea why.
PSN: The_Rynoceros
Destiny beta SoonGäó
Console Master Race
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Tectonic Fusion
1756
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Posted - 2014.06.23 03:23:00 -
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Gallente scout can be dampened completely if he uses 4 low slots for dampening, and that's only if the caldari is using 4 precision enhancers (and we all know they use at least 2 complex shield extenders).
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