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Hynox Xitio
0uter.Heaven
1269
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Posted - 2014.06.03 04:28:00 -
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In the interest of keeping boredom at bay, I'm giving away 10,000,000 to the best joke about Chromosome PTSD flashbacks involving the laser rifle; funniest reply gets the prize (unless they all suck.)
Unleash the Fogwoggler, follow your dreams.
( -íº -£-û -íº) /)
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General John Ripper
22201
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Posted - 2014.06.03 04:36:00 -
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The legend never dies.
Appia Vibbia is paying me 100m isk to tell you "Vote for appia"
Message her if u want isk too.
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Immortal John Ripper
22201
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Posted - 2014.06.03 04:36:00 -
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The legend never dies.
Appia Vibbia is paying me 100m isk to tell you "Vote for appia"
Message her if u want isk too.
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Hynox Xitio
0uter.Heaven
1270
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Posted - 2014.06.03 04:41:00 -
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Immortal John Ripper wrote:
I have too much PC money, I can't buy prostitutes fast enough to get rid of it all.
Unleash the Fogwoggler, follow your dreams.
( -íº -£-û -íº) /)
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Vicious Minotaur
Tronhadar Free Guard
Minmatar Republic
858
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Posted - 2014.06.03 04:50:00 -
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Chromosome laser rifle...
It was back then that I realized that it looks like a urine squirt gun. Then it dawned on me that I was being urinated on, and subsequently dying.
It is hard for me to use the laser rifle and not think I'm peeing on people.
(no joke, I just thought I'd share)
I am a minotaur.
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LT SHANKS
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
2613
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Posted - 2014.06.03 05:08:00 -
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Manus Peak Ambush
Team makes a charge to capture center hill
About to reach top, but then we are all burned to death because of laser sword
Never again
Skill up HMG Sharpshooter to fight back as Heavy HMG Sniper
Get burned to death by two laser swords
Give up
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Wicked Templar
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
4
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Posted - 2014.06.03 05:18:00 -
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10mil, someone pulling out the big cash. |
Jadek Menaheim
Ancient Textiles.
3152
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Posted - 2014.06.03 05:20:00 -
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I'm honestly not sure if I can revisit the memories of those times. The sight of dancing cooked meatbags still haunt my dreams. It was a cruel cruel world.
Where does you CPM 1 Candidate Stand? Visit the Super P.A.C Contribution Log
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Pvt Numnutz
Watchdoge Explosives
1325
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Posted - 2014.06.03 05:22:00 -
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Oh man those were the days
Chromosome lazors, the biggest rave party in dust! |
Arkena Wyrnspire
Fatal Absolution
13960
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Posted - 2014.06.03 07:49:00 -
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I can't help you with this because I'm too busy with my flashbacks.
*convulses*
You have long since made your choice. What you make now is a mistake.
Cross Atu for CPM1
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Aoena Rays
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
497
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Posted - 2014.06.03 08:24:00 -
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What did Chromosome and Lasers have in common?
They both got us to burn out too quickly.
Story of your life
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER
The dyst0pian Corporation
Zero-Day
1624
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Posted - 2014.06.03 10:37:00 -
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Laser Rifle, the gun that shoots PTSD, paranoia, and insomnia in the form of lasers.
Its the gun that give you an EXACT location of were the red is are while simultaneously telling you 'You have no chance.'
My suit gets nerfed cause of you AGAIN and you wanna ban me cause you don't know how to balance?!
Come at me CCP!
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Hynox Xitio
0uter.Heaven
1273
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Posted - 2014.06.03 11:22:00 -
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The Chrome laser rifle was what the Duvolle Tac and Kaly Rail merely pretended to be.
Scouts would use them as bayonets.
Heavies would use them as AV weapons.
OB strikes were just several laser rifles firing from space.
Unleash the Fogwoggler, follow your dreams.
( -íº -£-û -íº) /)
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D34NOS MAZDA
G0DS AM0NG MEN
General Tso's Alliance
529
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Posted - 2014.06.03 13:02:00 -
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Anyone fancy laser eye surgery, Come down to the chromeozone surgery today, we will melt your eyes in a second. |
Atiim
Heaven's Lost Property
9088
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Posted - 2014.06.03 13:09:00 -
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The only thing made by Amarrians that is worthy of being used by me.
HvLP Spreadsheet Warrior
Why Do Slayers Get All The Credit? :(
-HAND
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Appia Vibbia
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
2733
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Posted - 2014.06.03 13:18:00 -
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D34NOS MAZDA wrote:Anyone fancy laser eye surgery, Come down to the chromeozone surgery today, we will melt your eyes in a second.
Always trust the one-eyed race to give proper eye surgery
Appia Vibbia for CPM1
AppiaVibbia(at)gmail(dot)com
AKA Nappia, AKA Mathppia
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General John Ripper
22207
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Posted - 2014.06.03 14:21:00 -
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chromosome.... back when everybody still had hope.
The legend never dies.
Appia Vibbia is paying me 100m isk to tell you "GÖÑRipperGÖÑ"
Message her if u want isk too.
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Immortal John Ripper
22210
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Posted - 2014.06.03 14:21:00 -
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chromosome.... back when everybody still had hope.
The legend never dies.
Appia Vibbia is paying me 100m isk to tell you "GÖÑRipperGÖÑ"
Message her if u want isk too.
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Cpl Foster USMC
The dyst0pian Corporation
Zero-Day
947
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Posted - 2014.06.03 14:39:00 -
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Wicked Templar wrote:10mil, someone pulling out the big cash.
ha...not enough for me to even lie and make up a joke to say I was there....cause I weren't.... |
Hynox Xitio
0uter.Heaven
1274
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Posted - 2014.06.03 15:04:00 -
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Wicked Templar wrote:10mil, someone pulling out the big cash.
Im too greedy to give out any more to the peasants.
Also alt detected.
Unleash the Fogwoggler, follow your dreams.
( -íº -£-û -íº) /)
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Ryme Intrinseca
The Rainbow Effect
1284
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Posted - 2014.06.03 15:40:00 -
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Chromosome - when CCP really was laser-focused. |
Nomed Deeps
386
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Posted - 2014.06.03 15:42:00 -
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10M? That's it?
I've given more away to a single player just for asking and that was when ISK was worth something.
If DUST had an actual economy, it would of crashed after Fanfest 2014.
I cannot be bought, but I can be leased.
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LUGMOS
YELLOW JESUS EXP FORCE
478
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Posted - 2014.06.03 16:42:00 -
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Nomed Deeps wrote:10M? That's it?
I've given more away to a single player just for asking and that was when ISK was worth something.
If DUST had an actual economy, it would of crashed after Fanfest 2014.
Can I have 10 million?
Or is this a false statement?
Quafe
A question doesn't always have an answer, but a problem does,
So what is DUST? A problem or a question?
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Vordred Knight
WarRavens
Final Resolution.
195
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Posted - 2014.06.03 17:57:00 -
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chromosome bullshit everything lasers were bullshit scouts were bullshit assaults were bullshit but dem heavies doe dayum but they were also bullshit dust IS BULLSHIT!
Markdown:
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Vordred Knight
WarRavens
Final Resolution.
195
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Posted - 2014.06.03 18:01:00 -
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more bullshit
Markdown:
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Erobthedude
0uter.Heaven Academy
100
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Posted - 2014.06.03 18:59:00 -
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Squadmate fired laser
Thought it was the enemy
Ran away screaming
"Dear Lord, without you we are butt dust."
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Himiko Kuronaga
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
4340
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Posted - 2014.06.03 19:08:00 -
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"Viziam needs a nerf." |
gauntlet44 LbowDeep
Heaven84 Devils
General Tso's Alliance
53
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Posted - 2014.06.03 19:21:00 -
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Cala's co*k, is that a la...
zzzzzzzzzzzzvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvmmmmmmmshhhhhhhh
Absorb what is useful,
discard what is not,
make it uniquely your own........ Bruce Lee
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A'Real Fury
D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
947
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Posted - 2014.06.03 20:03:00 -
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the greatest tool of compensation after the sports car.
Public Relations - tick tick BOOM.
PSN: CallOfTheDark
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NINEinch WEAPON
The Southern Legion
Final Resolution.
6
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Posted - 2014.06.03 21:36:00 -
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Hynox... I'll bring the vyziam you bring the noodles...
"winning" an inch at a time
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J0hlss0n
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
163
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Posted - 2014.06.03 22:36:00 -
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Pvt Numnutz wrote:Chromosome lazors, the biggest rave party in dust!
http://media.tumblr.com/fb1a933757b2327071b54b3b830e535b/tumblr_inline_misoooDoOo1qz4rgp.gif
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