Leovarian L Lavitz
Shotgun TimeMachine
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Posted - 2014.05.27 21:00:00 -
[1] - Quote
(To the Thrift Shop tune)
Dust shop
Hey,
Jack the Ripper
Can we go Pub Stomping?
What What what what x7
I'm gonna pop some scrubs,
Only got 20 tanks in my locker,
I-I I'm hunting,
Looking for a Corp
This is Dust'n Awesome!
Nah, Walk up in the corp like,
"What up? I got a big Tank!',
I'm so pumped about the update from ccp
reps in the lows, it's so tanky
That people like, "Damn! That's a hard ass tank!"
Rollin' in, hella deep, heading to the objective,
Dressed in all tank, 'cept my militia suit, those are all bpos,
girls sitting in my turrets.
Probably shoulda upgraded those, hits like a wet noodle.
But,
it was half a million isk!
hoppin' in,
whishing it, 'bout to go and get some hate mails,
Passin' up on those heavy snails
someone else's been reppin' in,
But me and Leo rocking it man
I am stuntin' and flossin',
and savin' my money and i'm hella happy that's a bargain
I'ma take your proto suit
I'ma take your proto suit
No for real, come in militia because I'ma take your proto suit and your proto guns
Caldari logistics suit and some shield extenders
Dookie brown minmatar basic that I found by delta
They had a militia tank, I bought a militia tank,
I bought some militia plates,
then a bought militia shield booster
Hello, hello, my turret man,
my blaster
Regnum Dei aint' got nothing on my red-line game hell no
I could take some pro tanks,
head to the objective,
cap those
The red squad leads would be like,
"Aw, he got the protos"
I'm gonna pop some scrubs,
Only got 20 tanks in my locker,
I-I I'm hunting,
Looking for a Corp
This is Dust'n Awesome!
(x2)
What you know about rocking a rail on your Sura?
What you knowin' about wearin' a camo paint skin?
I'm digging, I'm digging, I'm
searching right through that market place
One man's militia, that's another man's proto
Thank your squad mate for donating that proto suit
to my blaster
'Cause right now....
I'm at your base,
killing all your dudes
I'm not, I'm not sick of spawn camping that section
Your squad members, your ace team, your scrubs and newberries,
I'll take those suits, two shots, I rock damage mod,
The built-in militia rep on that Creo,
I hit the squad and they stop in that ****
They be like, "Oh, that Creodron Breach, that's hella tight."
I'm like, yo!
"That's five million isk for a tank"
Limited edition, let's do some
simple addition
300 aurum for a tank,
That's just some ignorant ****
I call that getting swindled and pimped,
I call that getting tricked by a business,
That tank's hella dough
And having the same one as six other tanks in this match is
a hella don't...
Trying to get kills from a cash item?
Man you hella won't
Man you hella won't
Dust 514!
Pop'n Scrubs!
YEah!
I'm gonna pop some scrubs,
Only got 20 tanks in my locker,
I-I I'm hunting,
Looking for a Corp
This is Dust'n Awesome!
I run that militia tank,
I'm dropping orbitals
I'm in this big damn tank
from that miltia section in the store
(x2)
I'm gonna pop some scrubs,
Only got 20 tanks in my locker,
I-I I'm hunting,
Looking for a Corp
This is Dust'n Awesome!
Is that a soma?
Omni-Soldier
Few are my equal in one of these specialties, and there are none who can compare in all of them.
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