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Atheor Sindromer
Ahrendee Mercenaries
Dirt Nap Squad.
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Posted - 2014.05.03 04:50:00 -
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I'll apologize right now for getting mad at them so soon. I'm sorry CCP, for ever doubting your everlasting knowledge and power. Of course you do know what's best for us peasants as we are not worthy. Please, take everything we have. All our properties and funds just so it may prosper your own cause for that is the great vision of the great, wondrous, body called CCP.
I will continue to support you until the end of days. Exploit me as much as you wish for that is truly my sole purpose in life. As is everybody else's. Please, inform me in which position I should set myself in to make your penetration into my body more pleasant? I will happily do so, right after I sign another contract giving you my soul and the soul of my firstborn child.
I love you CCP. Please don't ever leave me, ever..
Did that sound crazy to you? That's because it is and that's exactly what we've all been doing for the past 2 years.
Love the sinner, hate the Sindromer.
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First Prophet
Minmatar Republic
1667
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Posted - 2014.05.03 04:51:00 -
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CCP is love. CCP is life.
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68 olk
Forty-Nine Fedayeen
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2014.05.03 04:51:00 -
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Atheor Sindromer wrote:I'll apologize right now for getting mad at them so soon. I'm sorry CCP, for ever doubting your everlasting knowledge and power. Of course you do know what's best for us peasants as we are not worthy. Please, take everything we have. All our properties and funds just so it may prosper your own cause for that is the great vision of the great, wondrous, body called CCP.
I will continue to support you until the end of days. Exploit me as much as you wish for that is truly my sole purpose in life. As is everybody else's. Please, inform me in which position I should set myself in to make your penetration into my body more pleasant? I will happily do so, right after I sign another contract giving you my soul and the souls of my firstborn child.
I love you CCP. Please don't ever leave me, ever..
Did that sound crazy to you? That's because it is and that's exactly what we've all been doing for the past 2 years.
HEY FA*GGOT... TAKE THE CCPENIS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH ... DUST IS DEAD... SHUT THE FU*CK UP |
Sourdough Muffins
Royal Uhlans
Amarr Empire
428
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Posted - 2014.05.03 04:51:00 -
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Oh I would love to give them a BREAK... HULK STYLE! |
The Noob Destroyer
Forty-Nine Fedayeen
Minmatar Republic
234
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Posted - 2014.05.03 04:52:00 -
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sign my thread https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2119624#post2119624
The Real GJR
Don't try to be a great man, just be a man and let history make its own judgement.
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Heathen Bastard
The Bastard Brigade
1386
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Posted - 2014.05.03 04:54:00 -
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how's about a deal? We'll give them a break, if they can present the head of whoever is responsible for their terrible business decisions. On a pike is the traditional way to go, but I'll say we should leave it up to them.
If you hear the words "WORTH IT!" look about, something hilarious just happened.
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AToS SaGa III
Kameira Lodge
Amarr Empire
42
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Posted - 2014.05.03 04:54:00 -
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Atheor Sindromer wrote:I'll apologize right now for getting mad at them so soon. I'm sorry CCP, for ever doubting your everlasting knowledge and power. Of course you do know what's best for us peasants as we are not worthy. Please, take everything we have. All our properties and funds just so it may prosper your own cause for that is the great vision of the great, wondrous, body called CCP.
I will continue to support you until the end of days. Exploit me as much as you wish for that is truly my sole purpose in life. As is everybody else's. Please, inform me in which position I should set myself in to make your penetration into my body more pleasant? I will happily do so, right after I sign another contract giving you my soul and the soul of my firstborn child.
I love you CCP. Please don't ever leave me, ever..
Did that sound crazy to you? That's because it is and that's exactly what we've all been doing for the past 2 years.
You made me throw up, congratulations, and thank you, for I got to taste that wonderful taco more then once. |
AToS SaGa III
Kameira Lodge
Amarr Empire
42
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Posted - 2014.05.03 04:54:00 -
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Atheor Sindromer wrote:I'll apologize right now for getting mad at them so soon. I'm sorry CCP, for ever doubting your everlasting knowledge and power. Of course you do know what's best for us peasants as we are not worthy. Please, take everything we have. All our properties and funds just so it may prosper your own cause for that is the great vision of the great, wondrous, body called CCP.
I will continue to support you until the end of days. Exploit me as much as you wish for that is truly my sole purpose in life. As is everybody else's. Please, inform me in which position I should set myself in to make your penetration into my body more pleasant? I will happily do so, right after I sign another contract giving you my soul and the soul of my firstborn child.
I love you CCP. Please don't ever leave me, ever..
Did that sound crazy to you? That's because it is and that's exactly what we've all been doing for the past 2 years.
You made me throw up, congratulations, and thank you, for I got to taste that wonderful taco more then once. |
Lucrezia LeGrand
Sentinels of New Eden
499
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Posted - 2014.05.03 04:54:00 -
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First Prophet wrote:CCP is love. CCP is life.
omg, I finally know where that is from!!!
and ewwww.
Thale groupie (not the gun, but the man).
My other car is Utena.
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Vinny Gar
grief thief
56
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Posted - 2014.05.03 04:55:00 -
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68 olk wrote:Atheor Sindromer wrote:I'll apologize right now for getting mad at them so soon. I'm sorry CCP, for ever doubting your everlasting knowledge and power. Of course you do know what's best for us peasants as we are not worthy. Please, take everything we have. All our properties and funds just so it may prosper your own cause for that is the great vision of the great, wondrous, body called CCP.
I will continue to support you until the end of days. Exploit me as much as you wish for that is truly my sole purpose in life. As is everybody else's. Please, inform me in which position I should set myself in to make your penetration into my body more pleasant? I will happily do so, right after I sign another contract giving you my soul and the souls of my firstborn child.
I love you CCP. Please don't ever leave me, ever..
Did that sound crazy to you? That's because it is and that's exactly what we've all been doing for the past 2 years. HEY FA*GGOT... TAKE THE CCPENIS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH ... DUST IS DEAD... SHUT THE FU*CK UP
^Poor guy can't read. I feel bad for him.
cosbyness is next to godliness
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First Prophet
Minmatar Republic
1667
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Posted - 2014.05.03 04:55:00 -
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I found this funnier than it had any right to be.
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