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Indy Strizer
The Solecism of Limitation
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Posted - 2014.05.02 19:00:00 -
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PC Gamers explore the steam store and their mouse cursor glides slowly over ancient and long abandoned games
PC GAMER 1: Look at this page...
PC GAMER 2: Over here... This one seems to be intact... Okay, lets download it for analysis.
They Meet Back At The Mumble Server
PC GAMER 3: The game downloaded by the excavation team has fascinating properties. An instant transfer of novel game concepts, even at the moment of death of a preceeding game.
Meanwhile At The Dust Forums
Dust Player: So much blood has been spilled in our faith. Too many have quit with unfulfilled demands and impatience!
Back At The Mumble Server
PC GAMER 1: Imagine the clan applications...
-Beta Vet queen stands before a bunch of oblivious blue berries-
BETA VET: But, we have been scammed! We will unleash this rage and not be ignored!
Back At The Mumble Server
PC GAMER 1: We can not allow one platform to hinder it!
PC GAMER 2: They beta tested enough to leave their mark on history...
PC GAMER 2: Their players would be dangerous beyond measure...
PC GAMER 1: The rage they would have! They would be-
PC GAMER 2: Pissed off...
A bunch of obese gamers get dropped off by their moms' SUVS, they pause to regain their breath and proceed to destroy a computer electronics store using super soakers filled with high fructose corn syrup in indiscriminate anger, the PC gamers arrive to defend it and begin running people over with their cars. One PC gamer gets a can of spray paint and and sprays two words onto the side of the building in protest.
DUST LEGION |
Chimichanga66605
Myrmidon Syndicate
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Posted - 2014.05.02 19:02:00 -
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HAHAHAHAHAHA. That's pretty ******* funny.
o7
Medic, Assault, Commando specialist. Scout & Sentinel for fun.
Minmatar Loyalist.
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Daddrobit
The Solecism of Limitation
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Posted - 2014.05.02 22:19:00 -
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Lolololol
#SaveTheBreach
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Indy Strizer
Kirkinen Risk Control
Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.05.04 04:33:00 -
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Bump.
I don't normally bump my own stuff, but c'mon, this is gold! This has to be the new introductory movie for EVE Legion!
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LUGMOS
YELLOW JESUS EXP FORCE
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Posted - 2014.05.04 04:36:00 -
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O.o
Ahahahahahhaah!
GG man... Good show.
QQ? Boo Hoo
[Q] <-- Drink Moar Quafe
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Henrietta Unknown
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors
Dropsuit Samurai
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Posted - 2014.05.04 05:00:00 -
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Awesome.
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thesupertman
Better Hide R Die
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Posted - 2014.05.04 05:02:00 -
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Indy Strizer wrote:PC Gamers explore the steam store and their mouse cursor glides slowly over ancient and long abandoned games
PC GAMER 1: Look at this page...
PC GAMER 2: Over here... This one seems to be intact... Okay, lets download it for analysis.
They Meet Back At The Mumble Server
PC GAMER 3: The game downloaded by the excavation team has fascinating properties. An instant transfer of novel game concepts, even at the moment of death of a preceeding game.
Meanwhile At The Dust Forums
DUST BETA VET QUEEN: So much blood has been spilled in our faith. Too many have quit with unfulfilled demands and impatience!
Back At The Mumble Server
PC GAMER 1: Imagine the clan applications...
Beta Vet queen stands before a bunch of oblivious blue berries
DUST BETA VET QUEEN: But, we have been scammed! We will unleash this rage and not be ignored!
Back At The Mumble Server
PC GAMER 1: We can not allow one platform to hinder it!
PC GAMER 2: They beta tested enough to leave their mark on history...
PC GAMER 2: Their players would be dangerous beyond measure...
PC GAMER 1: The rage they would have! They would be-
PC GAMER 2: Pissed off...
A bunch of obese console gamers get dropped off by their moms' SUVS, they pause to regain their breath and proceed to destroy a computer electronics store using super soakers filled with high fructose corn syrup in indiscriminate anger, the PC gamers arrive to defend it and begin running people over with their cars. One PC gamer gets a can of spray paint and and sprays two words onto the side of the building in protest.
EVE LEGION
Lolz!!!
SOMEBODY NEEDS TO MAKE THIS!
CCP DONT **ing FORGET ABOUT THE PS3 USERS!
Just give me something to play with!!
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