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demens grimwulff wrote:

Our lord and savior is back! ... from Disney World

Unbeknownst to me, my usual "good morning" game was blessed with the presence of a man... nay, a legend... nay... a god amongst all of us.

I have come to post this tale to warn you all of his presence, and those who in his righteous path of wrath MUST be warned, as you sinners will experience the terror that is his strength. Please, heed my words and listen to this tale, as you might be his next victim.

Upon joining his squad, I felt as if my Combat Rifle had been blessed and my suit became lighter... all of my modules shimmered and worked as if beyond their capabilities. After base jumping from the MCC, I saw him... my squad leader, and our War Room god standing there... mighty in the sun's rays, umoving, surveying the battlefield. Wanting to please him, I rushed off into battle... but every time I felt insecure, I looked back at the MCC, and I saw him... perched on the hill... unmoving... unwavered in his conviction. I pressed on... I guess he only granted me with his blessing, as 12 of the 16 on our team only had 0 or 2 kills by match end, and death tolls so high that it was as if he had left us mid battle. Well, by that, I mean, he did leave mid battle, but it was only because, simple peasants, he saw the enemy team and felt that they did not deserve his wrath of rolling thunder.

So heed my warnings, dear peasants... know that your lord and savior is back~!

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demens grimwulff Heaven's Lost Property Dirt Nap Squad. 277	Posted - 2014.04.27 16:10:00 - [1] - Quote Our lord and savior is back! ... from Disney World Unbeknownst to me, my usual "good morning" game was blessed with the presence of a man... nay, a legend... nay... a god amongst all of us. I have come to post this tale to warn you all of his presence, and those who in his righteous path of wrath MUST be warned, as you sinners will experience the terror that is his strength. Please, heed my words and listen to this tale, as you might be his next victim. Upon joining his squad, I felt as if my Combat Rifle had been blessed and my suit became lighter... all of my modules shimmered and worked as if beyond their capabilities. After base jumping from the MCC, I saw him... my squad leader, and our War Room god standing there... mighty in the sun's rays, umoving, surveying the battlefield. Wanting to please him, I rushed off into battle... but every time I felt insecure, I looked back at the MCC, and I saw him... perched on the hill... unmoving... unwavered in his conviction. I pressed on... I guess he only granted me with his blessing, as 12 of the 16 on our team only had 0 or 2 kills by match end, and death tolls so high that it was as if he had left us mid battle. Well, by that, I mean, he did leave mid battle, but it was only because, simple peasants, he saw the enemy team and felt that they did not deserve his wrath of rolling thunder. So heed my warnings, dear peasants... know that your lord and savior is back~! http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc51/Grimwulff/WP_20140427_001_zps74733996.jpg http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc51/Grimwulff/WP_20140427_002_zps3b50fe2d.jpg As the archeology of our thought easily shows, man is an invention of recent date. And one perhaps nearing its end
Ridire Greine 359	Posted - 2014.04.27 16:16:00 - [2] - Quote May god have mercy on us a- Sorry, I meant, may Ares have mercy on us all! "Jolly cooperation" Knight Solaire CEO. Farmer. Pubstomper. For those that can't figure it out. - Knight Soiaire
Mr Machine Guns Nyain San Dirt Nap Squad. 691	Posted - 2014.04.27 16:36:00 - [3] - Quote I heard its impossible to jihad jeep him his tank is just OP
demens grimwulff Heaven's Lost Property Dirt Nap Squad. 278	Posted - 2014.04.27 17:12:00 - [4] - Quote Mr Machine Guns wrote: I heard its impossible to jihad jeep him his tank is just OP Even the might Mr. Meows know of his true power! As the archeology of our thought easily shows, man is an invention of recent date. And one perhaps nearing its end
B1ack ice Heaven's Lost Property Dirt Nap Squad. 247	Posted - 2014.04.27 18:35:00 - [5] - Quote demens grimwulff wrote: Our lord and savior is back! ... from Disney World Unbeknownst to me, my usual "good morning" game was blessed with the presence of a man... nay, a legend... nay... a god amongst all of us. I have come to post this tale to warn you all of his presence, and those who in his righteous path of wrath MUST be warned, as you sinners will experience the terror that is his strength. Please, heed my words and listen to this tale, as you might be his next victim. Upon joining his squad, I felt as if my Combat Rifle had been blessed and my suit became lighter... all of my modules shimmered and worked as if beyond their capabilities. After base jumping from the MCC, I saw him... my squad leader, and our War Room god standing there... mighty in the sun's rays, umoving, surveying the battlefield. Wanting to please him, I rushed off into battle... but every time I felt insecure, I looked back at the MCC, and I saw him... perched on the hill... unmoving... unwavered in his conviction. I pressed on... I guess he only granted me with his blessing, as 12 of the 16 on our team only had 0 or 2 kills by match end, and death tolls so high that it was as if he had left us mid battle. Well, by that, I mean, he did leave mid battle, but it was only because, simple peasants, he saw the enemy team and felt that they did not deserve his wrath of rolling thunder. So heed my warnings, dear peasants... know that your lord and savior is back~! http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc51/Grimwulff/WP_20140427_001_zps74733996.jpg http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc51/Grimwulff/WP_20140427_002_zps3b50fe2d.jpg I know not who you speak of! "If you're going to be bad, be bad with a purpose."
Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution Dirt Nap Squad. 1652	Posted - 2014.04.27 18:53:00 - [6] - Quote Oh Dear God, he's returned! Run!! Every man for themselves!! The lone monk who traverses the treacherous worlds of New Eden in search of panty dropper songs. Amarrican to the core.
General John Ripper 20564	Posted - 2014.04.27 19:28:00 - [7] - Quote Derrith Erador wrote: Oh Dear God, he's returned! Run!! Every man for themselves!! Hes been hiding out on the fb dust group since we ran him out of town. Stop liking my posts! Your killing me!! Noo! Arrgghhh!!! :D
21yrOld Knight Pradox XVI Proficiency V. 828	Posted - 2014.04.27 20:13:00 - [8] - Quote Yes, the forum god Mike Ruan plays Dust 514. Yes you should be in awe when in a match with him. It appears you have posted a picture of someone else though. You may need glasses op. Mike Ruan Said I was Dust Famous *General John Ripper Said I was Dust Famous* Who else thinks I'm Famous?
OPRRAH WINFREY Heaven's Lost Property Dirt Nap Squad. 21	Posted - 2014.04.27 21:00:00 - [9] - Quote i tried to save u all. but the mcc walls were decorated with candy gum drops and mm's i couldnt resist. i was so hungy u left me no choice but to abandon you to fillmy shield covered stomach with the goodies of the mcc walls.
Everything Dies Inner.Hell 692	Posted - 2014.04.27 21:57:00 - [10] - Quote demens grimwulff wrote: Our lord and savior is back! ... from Disney World Unbeknownst to me, my usual "good morning" game was blessed with the presence of a man... nay, a legend... nay... a god amongst all of us. I have come to post this tale to warn you all of his presence, and those who in his righteous path of wrath MUST be warned, as you sinners will experience the terror that is his strength. Please, heed my words and listen to this tale, as you might be his next victim. Upon joining his squad, I felt as if my Combat Rifle had been blessed and my suit became lighter... all of my modules shimmered and worked as if beyond their capabilities. After base jumping from the MCC, I saw him... my squad leader, and our War Room god standing there... mighty in the sun's rays, umoving, surveying the battlefield. Wanting to please him, I rushed off into battle... but every time I felt insecure, I looked back at the MCC, and I saw him... perched on the hill... unmoving... unwavered in his conviction. I pressed on... I guess he only granted me with his blessing, as 12 of the 16 on our team only had 0 or 2 kills by match end, and death tolls so high that it was as if he had left us mid battle. Well, by that, I mean, he did leave mid battle, but it was only because, simple peasants, he saw the enemy team and felt that they did not deserve his wrath of rolling thunder. So heed my warnings, dear peasants... know that your lord and savior is back~! http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc51/Grimwulff/WP_20140427_001_zps74733996.jpg http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc51/Grimwulff/WP_20140427_002_zps3b50fe2d.jpg Wait a minute...I'm not going to Disney World until the tenth of May! Who is this imposter?! Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit. Eight months has been long enough...guess it's time to learn how to play with a squad.

noobsniper the 2nd Inner.Hell 456	Posted - 2014.04.27 23:06:00 - [11] - Quote Seen him before nothing special "things are made of stuff"-Bill Nye MAG vet raven ftw Pre 1.8 scout don't throw me in with that rift raft
Benjamin Ciscko Fatal Absolution 2088	Posted - 2014.04.27 23:52:00 - [12] - Quote noobsniper the 2nd wrote: Seen him before nothing special it's a troll dumba** ISK Donuts are delicious Q_Q Moar
Benjamin Ciscko Fatal Absolution 2088	Posted - 2014.04.27 23:53:00 - [13] - Quote My anus is ready. ISK Donuts are delicious Q_Q Moar
General John Ripper 20577	Posted - 2014.04.27 23:54:00 - [14] - Quote Benjamin Ciscko wrote: My anus is ready. I want no part in whatever happens next. Stop liking my posts! Your killing me!! Noo! Arrgghhh!!! :D Twitter: IAmJohnRipper
Benjamin Ciscko Fatal Absolution 2088	Posted - 2014.04.27 23:58:00 - [15] - Quote General John Ripper wrote: Benjamin Ciscko wrote: My anus is ready. I want no part in whatever happens next. I'll get Hynox to tell you the story then. ISK Donuts are delicious Q_Q Moar
Everything Dies Inner.Hell 696	Posted - 2014.04.28 01:07:00 - [16] - Quote Benjamin Ciscko wrote: My anus is ready. Proceed to the next level. Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit. Eight months has been long enough...guess it's time to learn how to play with a squad.


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