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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
86
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Posted - 2014.04.26 23:33:00 -
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Because Swag.
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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Michael Arck
Onuoto Uakan Huogaatsu Lokun Listamenn
4047
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Posted - 2014.04.26 23:34:00 -
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That Jeffrey Swaggert
Hnolai ki tuul, ti sei oni a tiu.
Are you OUKH?
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KING CHECKMATE
Heaven's Lost Property Dirt Nap Squad.
5243
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Posted - 2014.04.26 23:44:00 -
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Jillic wrote:Because Swag.
*This post gave me Diarrhea*
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Doctor Day
EoN Minmatar
129
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Posted - 2014.04.26 23:45:00 -
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Lynn Beck = Polar bears
Polar bears > Likes
Obvious troll is Obvious
TROLOLOLOLOL HEAR MY MIGHTY TROLOLOLOL
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Lynn Beck
Wake N' Bake Inc Top Men.
1419
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Posted - 2014.04.26 23:47:00 -
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OMIGOD.
A thread... JUST FOR ME!?
*shy blushing girl face*
General John Ripper
Like ALL the things!!!
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
88
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Posted - 2014.04.26 23:48:00 -
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Lynn Beck wrote:OMIGOD.
A thread... JUST FOR ME!?
*shy blushing girl face* OMGOMGOMG LYNN BECK POSTED IN MY THREAD!!!!
*fangirl squeel*
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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General John Ripper
20525
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Posted - 2014.04.26 23:57:00 -
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He will win because he is GJR approved.
Stop liking my posts! Your killing me!! Noo! Arrgghhh!!!
:D
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Awry Barux
Ametat Security Amarr Empire
2181
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Posted - 2014.04.26 23:59:00 -
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Jillic wrote:Because Swag. Yes to Lynn Beck but not because swag. Never anything because swag. Stupidest word coined by this **** generation so far, and that's saying something.
Nerdier than thou
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
90
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Posted - 2014.04.27 00:01:00 -
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Awry Barux wrote:Jillic wrote:Because Swag. Yes to Lynn Beck but not because swag. Never anything because swag. Stupidest word coined by this **** generation so far, and that's saying something. Yes yes, I know. Forgive me, I needed filler for the post and that's the first thing that popped into my head. Blame the children. BLAME THE CHILDREN!!!
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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Dunk Mujunk
RestlessSpirits
776
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Posted - 2014.04.27 00:06:00 -
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I thought Ripper was winning the like war. Polar bears are neat and all, but tacos will forever dominate the battlefield. As long as they are in a flour tortilla. With cheese. And salsa.
Nobody fcks monkeys AND people you idiot.You either fck monkeys, or you fck people.Theres no in between.
Dave Chappelle
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DaBOMB dotCOM
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
181
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Posted - 2014.04.27 00:07:00 -
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Lynn Beck wrote:OMIGOD.
A thread... JUST FOR ME!?
*shy blushing girl face*
I'LL REP YOU SO HARD YOU'LL LOSE
Magic~~~
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
90
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Posted - 2014.04.27 00:07:00 -
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Dunk Mujunk wrote:I thought Ripper was winning the like war. Polar bears are neat and all, but tacos will forever dominate the battlefield. As long as they are in a flour tortilla. With cheese. And salsa. Ripper has surpassed the Like war and ascended into the heavens of Likehalla above. He is a god of likes compared to we mortals.
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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Awry Barux
Ametat Security Amarr Empire
2182
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Posted - 2014.04.27 00:09:00 -
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Dunk Mujunk wrote:I thought Ripper was winning the like war. Polar bears are neat and all, but tacos will forever dominate the battlefield. As long as they are in a flour tortilla. With cheese. And salsa. Ripper cheated, plus he doesn't play any more, so tacos are conspicuously absent from the battlefield. Lynn Beck is legit! (I can just see Ripper firing up the like-cannon now to make me a liar)
Nerdier than thou
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
90
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Posted - 2014.04.27 00:11:00 -
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Awry Barux wrote:Dunk Mujunk wrote:I thought Ripper was winning the like war. Polar bears are neat and all, but tacos will forever dominate the battlefield. As long as they are in a flour tortilla. With cheese. And salsa. Ripper cheated, plus he doesn't play any more, so tacos are conspicuously absent from the battlefield. Lynn Beck is legit! (I can just see Ripper firing up the like-cannon now to make me a liar) I would like to see said 'Like Cannon' in action. Preferably used on myself.
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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General John Ripper
20528
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Posted - 2014.04.27 00:30:00 -
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Jillic wrote:Awry Barux wrote:Dunk Mujunk wrote:I thought Ripper was winning the like war. Polar bears are neat and all, but tacos will forever dominate the battlefield. As long as they are in a flour tortilla. With cheese. And salsa. Ripper cheated, plus he doesn't play any more, so tacos are conspicuously absent from the battlefield. Lynn Beck is legit! (I can just see Ripper firing up the like-cannon now to make me a liar) I would like to see said 'Like Cannon' in action. Preferably used on myself. Alright, now hold still. My aim just isn't as good when I am sober.
Stop liking my posts! Your killing me!! Noo! Arrgghhh!!!
:D
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
93
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Posted - 2014.04.27 00:37:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:Jillic wrote:Awry Barux wrote:Dunk Mujunk wrote:I thought Ripper was winning the like war. Polar bears are neat and all, but tacos will forever dominate the battlefield. As long as they are in a flour tortilla. With cheese. And salsa. Ripper cheated, plus he doesn't play any more, so tacos are conspicuously absent from the battlefield. Lynn Beck is legit! (I can just see Ripper firing up the like-cannon now to make me a liar) I would like to see said 'Like Cannon' in action. Preferably used on myself. Alright, now hold still. My aim just isn't as good when I am sober. YAY!!!!
*Jumps for joy*
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
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KING CHECKMATE
Heaven's Lost Property Dirt Nap Squad.
5247
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Posted - 2014.04.27 00:50:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:He will win because he is GJR approved.
Can i be GJR approved too? :3
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RYN0CER0S
Rise Of Old Dudes
22
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Posted - 2014.04.27 00:55:00 -
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I didn't know the Likes were at war... I thought they'd all unified under General Taco Ripper after being betrayed by the SoxFour regime.
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DeadlyAztec11
Ostrakon Agency Gallente Federation
5230
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Posted - 2014.04.27 00:57:00 -
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;)
Taco Cat backwards is still Taco Cat a¦Ñ_a¦Ñ
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General John Ripper
20539
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Posted - 2014.04.27 03:10:00 -
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KING CHECKMATE wrote:General John Ripper wrote:He will win because he is GJR approved. Can i be GJR approved too? :3 Sure. *Approved*
Now this race will end in a tie.
Stop liking my posts! Your killing me!! Noo! Arrgghhh!!!
:D
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Lorhak Gannarsein
Science For Death
3006
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Posted - 2014.04.27 03:11:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:He will win because he is GJR approved.
Poor old Joseph has no chance now :(
ak.0 // 4 LYFE
I am the Lorhak // I speak for the trees.
Jillic gave me my 3000th like!
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Doctor Day
EoN Minmatar
132
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Posted - 2014.04.27 03:30:00 -
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Doctor Day=Grizzly
Grizzly>Polar Bear>Likes
Obvious troll is Obvious
TROLOLOLOLOL HEAR MY MIGHTY TROLOLOLOL
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General John Ripper
20541
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Posted - 2014.04.27 03:34:00 -
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Doctor Day wrote:Doctor Day=Grizzly
Grizzly>Polar Bear>Likes Your logic is sound but you are forgetting one tiny detail in that equation. You forgot to factor in the GJR approved variable.
Once factored in you will find that you are not approved and have no chance of winning. Its like after a match ends and you are so far down the score board that you actually have to scroll to see your score.
Stop liking my posts! Your killing me!! Noo! Arrgghhh!!!
:D
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
120
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Posted - 2014.04.27 03:36:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:Doctor Day wrote:Doctor Day=Grizzly
Grizzly>Polar Bear>Likes Your logic is sound but you are forgetting one tiny detail in that equation. You forgot to factor in the GJR approved variable. Once factored in you will find that you are not approved and have no chance of winning. Its like after a match ends and you are so far down the score board that you actually have to scroll to see your score. Harsh. Have another like.
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
I am not Lorhak Gannarsein, but I was his 3000th Like.
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General John Ripper
20541
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Posted - 2014.04.27 03:38:00 -
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Jillic wrote:General John Ripper wrote:Doctor Day wrote:Doctor Day=Grizzly
Grizzly>Polar Bear>Likes Your logic is sound but you are forgetting one tiny detail in that equation. You forgot to factor in the GJR approved variable. Once factored in you will find that you are not approved and have no chance of winning. Its like after a match ends and you are so far down the score board that you actually have to scroll to see your score. Harsh. Have another like. New Eden is a harsh place to live in.
Stop liking my posts! Your killing me!! Noo! Arrgghhh!!!
:D
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Doctor Day
EoN Minmatar
132
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Posted - 2014.04.27 03:39:00 -
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The polar bear is a larger, but less robust creature than other bears.
Compared to the grizzly, it has a thinner, longer and more delicate skull, along with narrower forequarters. This streamlining is an adaptation for an aquatic life style.
The grizzly has a shorter, thicker neck, heavily built skull and more powerful shoulder structure. Despite being a good foot shorter, the grizzly has a trump card.
Their claws, having evolved as digging tools, are also unmatched at opening body carcasses. Claws of 6" aren't uncommon (9" record) while the polar bear has small hook-like 2" claws.
Sometimes, when the ice melts, polar bears have been known to be driven off by grizzlies, when they move south into the grizzlies feeding area. A grizzly will defend his barren ground patches jealously as he races to pile on enough fat for the end of summer denning."
Obvious troll is Obvious
TROLOLOLOLOL HEAR MY MIGHTY TROLOLOLOL
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
127
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Posted - 2014.04.27 03:40:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:Jillic wrote:General John Ripper wrote:Doctor Day wrote:Doctor Day=Grizzly
Grizzly>Polar Bear>Likes Your logic is sound but you are forgetting one tiny detail in that equation. You forgot to factor in the GJR approved variable. Once factored in you will find that you are not approved and have no chance of winning. Its like after a match ends and you are so far down the score board that you actually have to scroll to see your score. Harsh. Have another like. New Eden is a harsh place to live in. Stop making me give you likes!!! D:
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
I am not Lorhak Gannarsein, but I was his 3000th Like.
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General John Ripper
20545
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Posted - 2014.04.27 03:42:00 -
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Stop killing me!
Stop liking my posts! Your killing me!! Noo! Arrgghhh!!!
:D
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Doctor Day
EoN Minmatar
132
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Posted - 2014.04.27 03:44:00 -
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Therefore,a Grizzly bear would win a fight against a Polar bear pureeeee fact man
Obvious troll is Obvious
TROLOLOLOLOL HEAR MY MIGHTY TROLOLOLOL
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
127
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Posted - 2014.04.27 03:45:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:Stop killing me! I CAN'T!!! I LIKE YOU TOO MUCH!!! D:
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
I am not Lorhak Gannarsein, but I was his 3000th Like.
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Aria Gomes
R 0 N 1 N
415
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Posted - 2014.04.27 03:51:00 -
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Lynn Beck wrote:OMIGOD.
A thread... JUST FOR ME!?
*shy blushing girl face*
You dah Best!!!!! xD
& you killed me a few times in a pub. :( But you're still the ish.
I'll play the blues for you. -- Albert King
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
128
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Posted - 2014.04.27 03:53:00 -
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Aria Gomes wrote:Lynn Beck wrote:OMIGOD.
A thread... JUST FOR ME!?
*shy blushing girl face* You dah Best!!!!! xD & you killed me a few times in a pub. :( But you're still the ish. You should give him your likes.
ALL OF YOUR LIKES!
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
I am not Lorhak Gannarsein, but I was his 3000th Like.
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
9765
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Posted - 2014.04.27 04:23:00 -
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I declare for Lynn Beck and all the True Amarr shall rise behind me with the full strength of the Empire!
Curse those Ridgeson's for murdering my family and replacing my brothers head with the family dog's...... poor Fido......
Raise you banners! Like for your King!
SOCIAL APPROVAL FOR THE LIKE GOD! LIKES FOR THE LIKE THRONE!
"Get thine Swag out of my face! Next you'll be writing #YOLOswagforJamyl in all your posts!"
-Dagger Two
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
129
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Posted - 2014.04.27 04:24:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:I declare for Lynn Beck and all the True Amarr shall rise behind me with the full strength of the Empire!
Curse those Ridgeson's for murdering my family and replacing my brothers head with the family dog's...... poor Fido......
Raise you banners! Like for your King!
SOCIAL APPROVAL FOR THE LIKE GOD! LIKES FOR THE LIKE THRONE! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Is your last name Stark?
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
I am not Lorhak Gannarsein, but I was his 3000th Like.
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Rusty Shallows
1659
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Posted - 2014.04.27 04:26:00 -
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Jillic wrote:Lynn Beck wrote:OMIGOD.
A thread... JUST FOR ME!?
*shy blushing girl face* OMGOMGOMG LYNN BECK POSTED IN MY THREAD!!!! *fangirl squeel* Why do I feel like an old perverted voyeur reading this?
Forums > Game: So here is a cookie and a Like. Please keep posting.
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! >>> GòÜ(GÇóGîéGÇó)Gò¥ >>>
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
133
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Posted - 2014.04.27 04:31:00 -
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Rusty Shallows wrote:Jillic wrote:Lynn Beck wrote:OMIGOD.
A thread... JUST FOR ME!?
*shy blushing girl face* OMGOMGOMG LYNN BECK POSTED IN MY THREAD!!!! *fangirl squeel* Why do I feel like an old perverted voyeur reading this? ~sucks teeth~ Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell...
I'm not on cam right now, maybe in a few hours babe.
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
I am not Lorhak Gannarsein, but I was his 3000th Like.
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
9766
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Posted - 2014.04.27 04:32:00 -
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Jillic wrote:True Adamance wrote:I declare for Lynn Beck and all the True Amarr shall rise behind me with the full strength of the Empire!
Curse those Ridgeson's for murdering my family and replacing my brothers head with the family dog's...... poor Fido......
Raise you banners! Like for your King!
SOCIAL APPROVAL FOR THE LIKE GOD! LIKES FOR THE LIKE THRONE! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Is your last name Stark?
If it was I would be dead.... through some kind of unexpected plot shift.......
"Get thine Swag out of my face! Next you'll be writing #YOLOswagforJamyl in all your posts!"
-Dagger Two
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Enji Elric
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc. Interstellar Murder of Crows
256
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Posted - 2014.04.27 04:36:00 -
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DUDE FACK
IM going to taco bell after work now thanks |
Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
133
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Posted - 2014.04.27 04:37:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Jillic wrote:True Adamance wrote:I declare for Lynn Beck and all the True Amarr shall rise behind me with the full strength of the Empire!
Curse those Ridgeson's for murdering my family and replacing my brothers head with the family dog's...... poor Fido......
Raise you banners! Like for your King!
SOCIAL APPROVAL FOR THE LIKE GOD! LIKES FOR THE LIKE THRONE! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Is your last name Stark? If it was I would be dead.... through some kind of unexpected plot shift....... Rickon Stark was actually frozen and undiscovered until the great exodus from Earth through the EVE gate. His frozen body was carried through the gate and interred on what would become the Amarr home world. Through the dark times he slumbered until he was thawed and awoken several years before the beginnings of the Templar Project. After the spectacular failure of the project, subsequent coverup, and sudden availability of the mercenary technology he chose to become a warrior for Amarr, his new family. Thusly, Rickon Stark took on the name True Adamance and has burned down the enemies of his adopted family ever since.
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
I am not Lorhak Gannarsein, but I was his 3000th Like.
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Jillic
Sooper Speshul Ponee Fors Dropsuit Samurai
133
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Posted - 2014.04.27 04:38:00 -
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Enji Elric wrote:DUDE FACK IM going to taco bell after work now thanks Sorreh...
Have a like?
Caldari Girls Do It Better.
I am not Lorhak Gannarsein, but I was his 3000th Like.
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Joseph Ridgeson
WarRavens Final Resolution.
1349
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Posted - 2014.04.27 04:56:00 -
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This entire thing was a farce. Unbelievable. You guys just don't get it do you...
WHY was the chad not counted? It is just like the Right Wing Commies to anti-disenfranchise the votes of the rich, young, genderless, and raceless; groups that are generally Pro Left Wing Black Party! Even worse, I have been getting lots of letters that people voted for Roseph Jidgeson when they meant to vote for me. Even Jidgeson announced that many of his voters likely meant to vote for me.
I call for a recount at least until the CONCORD says that I win anyway.
"People that quote themselves in signatures confuse me." -Joseph Ridgeson
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
9768
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Posted - 2014.04.27 05:05:00 -
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Joseph Ridgeson wrote:This entire thing was a farce. Unbelievable. You guys just don't get it do you...
WHY was the chad not counted? It is just like the Right Wing Commies to anti-disenfranchise the votes of the rich, young, genderless, and raceless; groups that are generally Pro Left Wing Black Party! Even worse, I have been getting lots of letters that people voted for Roseph Jidgeson when they meant to vote for me. Even Jidgeson announced that many of his voters likely meant to vote for me.
I call for a recount at least until the CONCORD says that I win anyway.
YOU COWARD YOU WILL PAY FOR THE LIVES OF MY KINSMEN AND FAMILY YOU AND ALL THE OTHER RIDGESON'S!
"Get thine Swag out of my face! Next you'll be writing #YOLOswagforJamyl in all your posts!"
-Dagger Two
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Aria Gomes
R 0 N 1 N
417
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Posted - 2014.04.27 05:06:00 -
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Jillic wrote:Aria Gomes wrote:Lynn Beck wrote:OMIGOD.
A thread... JUST FOR ME!?
*shy blushing girl face* You dah Best!!!!! xD & you killed me a few times in a pub. :( But you're still the ish. You should give him your likes. ALL OF YOUR LIKES!
xD I only have 400+ likes by talking stupid and my few comments about "important" things. Plus I know people.
I'll play the blues for you. -- Albert King
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Lynn Beck
Wake N' Bake Inc Top Men.
1569
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Posted - 2014.04.27 05:07:00 -
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Aria Gomes wrote:Lynn Beck wrote:OMIGOD.
A thread... JUST FOR ME!?
*shy blushing girl face* You dah Best!!!!! xD & you killed me a few times in a pub. :( But you're still the ish. I sowey. :(
Won't stop killing people i meet though. Just ask Dabomb.
General John Ripper
Like ALL the things!!!
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Lynn Beck
Wake N' Bake Inc Top Men.
1569
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Posted - 2014.04.27 05:07:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:I declare for Lynn Beck and all the True Amarr shall rise behind me with the full strength of the Empire!
Curse those Ridgeson's for murdering my family and replacing my brothers head with the family dog's...... poor Fido......
Raise you banners! Like for your King!
SOCIAL APPROVAL FOR THE LIKE GOD! LIKES FOR THE LIKE THRONE! But i'm minmatar...
A minmatar who uses Amarr guns nonetheless.
General John Ripper
Like ALL the things!!!
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Aria Gomes
R 0 N 1 N
420
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Posted - 2014.04.27 05:09:00 -
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Lynn Beck wrote:Aria Gomes wrote:Lynn Beck wrote:OMIGOD.
A thread... JUST FOR ME!?
*shy blushing girl face* You dah Best!!!!! xD & you killed me a few times in a pub. :( But you're still the ish. I sowey. :( Won't stop killing people i meet though. Just ask Dabomb.
You good! I died from being stupid and thinking I was clever.
I'll play the blues for you. -- Albert King
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
9771
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Posted - 2014.04.27 05:13:00 -
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Lynn Beck wrote:True Adamance wrote:I declare for Lynn Beck and all the True Amarr shall rise behind me with the full strength of the Empire!
Curse those Ridgeson's for murdering my family and replacing my brothers head with the family dog's...... poor Fido......
Raise you banners! Like for your King!
SOCIAL APPROVAL FOR THE LIKE GOD! LIKES FOR THE LIKE THRONE! But i'm minmatar... A minmatar who uses Amarr guns nonetheless.
Not for long. You are a Sister in the eyes of God and one day you will see that our way is the noble way.
Conversion is oft considered the more noble act.
"Get thine Swag out of my face! Next you'll be writing #YOLOswagforJamyl in all your posts!"
-Dagger Two
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Lynn Beck
Wake N' Bake Inc Top Men.
1570
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Posted - 2014.04.27 05:16:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Lynn Beck wrote:True Adamance wrote:I declare for Lynn Beck and all the True Amarr shall rise behind me with the full strength of the Empire!
Curse those Ridgeson's for murdering my family and replacing my brothers head with the family dog's...... poor Fido......
Raise you banners! Like for your King!
SOCIAL APPROVAL FOR THE LIKE GOD! LIKES FOR THE LIKE THRONE! But i'm minmatar... A minmatar who uses Amarr guns nonetheless. Not for long. You are a Sister in the eyes of God and one day you will see that our way is the noble way. Conversion is oft considered the more noble act. we'll see.
Though i might turn Gallente. Might wait for the midframe changes though.(gotta get that minassault up , followed by Min scout)
General John Ripper
Like ALL the things!!!
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