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Derrith Erador wrote:

I see everyone is running for CPM. Well, I'm not going to! What are my qualifications for not running, you ask?

Because by not running, I can continue to do the things I want to do, and (God and Patrick forgive me, for I am about to quote KTB) "screw the haters".

By also voting for me not to be CPM, then you won't have some weird half white/Puerto Rican dude spamming panty dropper songs into the ears of CCP.

Another reason you should vote for me to not be CPM. If I ran and had my way, I'd re-bug the swarms, make forge guns shoot healing rainbows at ADS's and tanks, nerf AV nades into the ground even more, I'd have dropship rammers lose all their money and I will have ramming never work.

I would also make sure to have CCP specifically design my ADS to play sexual healing by Marvin Gaye, Wet the Bed by Chris Brown, Trey songz we can't be friends, and many more songs I'm pretty sure much of the Dust community is sick of hearing, and I'm only doing this because I still do love this music, and it's funny to me to see you guys say crap "oh god, Derrith stop it!"

Anyway, that is me not running for CPM, and why I shouldn't be nominated.

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Derrith Erador Fatal Absolution Dirt Nap Squad. 1641	Posted - 2014.04.26 17:45:00 - [1] - Quote I see everyone is running for CPM. Well, I'm not going to! What are my qualifications for not running, you ask? Because by not running, I can continue to do the things I want to do, and (God and Patrick forgive me, for I am about to quote) "screw the haters". By also voting for me not to be CPM, then you won't have some weird half white/Puerto Rican dude spamming panty dropper songs into the ears of CCP. Another reason you should vote for me to not be CPM. If I ran and had my way, I'd re-bug the swarms, make forge guns shoot healing rainbows at ADS's and tanks, nerf AV nades into the ground even more, I'd have dropship rammers lose all their money and I will have ramming never work. I would also make sure to have CCP specifically design my ADS to play sexual healing by Marvin Gaye, Wet the Bed by Chris Brown, Trey songz we can't be friends, and many more songs I'm pretty sure much of the Dust community is sick of hearing, and I'm only doing this because I still do love this music, and it's funny to me to see you guys say crap "oh god, Derrith stop it!" Anyway, that is me not running for CPM, and why I shouldn't be nominated. The lone monk who traverses the treacherous worlds of New Eden in search of panty dropper songs. Amarrican to the core.
Tallen Ellecon 1806	Posted - 2014.04.26 17:52:00 - [2] - Quote In my squads we play Flight of the Valkyries whenever we vehicle spam. I love the smell of orbitals in the morning. Supporter of tiericide, EVE interaction, and a proper NPE SoonGäó514 "No blue tags make Tallen go crazy.
Wolfica Fatal Absolution Dirt Nap Squad. 636	Posted - 2014.04.26 18:19:00 - [3] - Quote you got my vote for CPM..... Do you even PC bro.... ha I bet you don't. forum warrior lvl .6
Shiyou Hidiyoshi Ancient Exiles. Dirt Nap Squad. 611	Posted - 2014.04.26 18:46:00 - [4] - Quote Derrith for CSM 2014 "I don't always lock threads but when I do, I vigorously masterbait afterwards." - CCP Lockingbro
General John Ripper 20514	Posted - 2014.04.26 19:03:00 - [5] - Quote Derrith for CCP CEO Stop liking my posts! Your killing me!! Noo! Arrgghhh!!! :D
B1ack ice Heaven's Lost Property Dirt Nap Squad. 234	Posted - 2014.04.26 19:07:00 - [6] - Quote Derrith Erador wrote: I see everyone is running for CPM. Well, I'm not going to! What are my qualifications for not running, you ask? Because by not running, I can continue to do the things I want to do, and (God and Patrick forgive me, for I am about to quote KTB) "screw the haters". By also voting for me not to be CPM, then you won't have some weird half white/Puerto Rican dude spamming panty dropper songs into the ears of CCP. Another reason you should vote for me to not be CPM. If I ran and had my way, I'd re-bug the swarms, make forge guns shoot healing rainbows at ADS's and tanks, nerf AV nades into the ground even more, I'd have dropship rammers lose all their money and I will have ramming never work. I would also make sure to have CCP specifically design my ADS to play sexual healing by Marvin Gaye, Wet the Bed by Chris Brown, Trey songz we can't be friends, and many more songs I'm pretty sure much of the Dust community is sick of hearing, and I'm only doing this because I still do love this music, and it's funny to me to see you guys say crap "oh god, Derrith stop it!" Anyway, that is me not running for CPM, and why I shouldn't be nominated. See, now when you first introduced me to "Wet the Bed" by Chris Brown I was like "Gross. Why would someone listen to a song about some guy who apparently hasn't had mastered the art of potty training yet... Then I actually listened to the song and was like .... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........ Well ***. For that I non*minate you! <3 Derrith "If you're going to be bad, be bad with a purpose." I'm not buying what you're selling.
KingBabar The Rainbow Effect 2260	Posted - 2014.04.26 23:07:00 - [7] - Quote healing rainbows.... FU and FU Dust community, you're mostly a bunch of moronic carebear crybabies. Get good.
Moochie Cricket Fatal Absolution Dirt Nap Squad. 716	Posted - 2014.04.27 16:48:00 - [8] - Quote I wish there was a vehicle module that allowed to you to broadcast music from your dropship. "Military training is preferable, but anyone who can fly a plane would be useful." "I can fly. I'm pilot."
NAV HIV The Generals General Tso's Alliance 1616	Posted - 2014.04.28 13:09:00 - [9] - Quote Derrith Erador wrote: I see everyone is running for CPM. Well, I'm not going to! What are my qualifications for not running, you ask? Because by not running, I can continue to do the things I want to do, and (God and Patrick forgive me, for I am about to quote KTB) "screw the haters". By also voting for me not to be CPM, then you won't have some weird half white/Puerto Rican dude spamming panty dropper songs into the ears of CCP. Another reason you should vote for me to not be CPM. If I ran and had my way, I'd re-bug the swarms, make forge guns shoot healing rainbows at ADS's and tanks, nerf AV nades into the ground even more, I'd have dropship rammers lose all their money and I will have ramming never work. I would also make sure to have CCP specifically design my ADS to play sexual healing by Marvin Gaye, Wet the Bed by Chris Brown, Trey songz we can't be friends, and many more songs I'm pretty sure much of the Dust community is sick of hearing, and I'm only doing this because I still do love this music, and it's funny to me to see you guys say crap "oh god, Derrith stop it!" Anyway, that is me not running for CPM, and why I shouldn't be nominated. Sota For CPM....


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