DUST Search - Amarr scouts and mini skirts

KING CHECKMATE wrote:

One day i was hacking a CRU when a Red Dot appeared in my Dual Complex Precision Enhanced SCout radar about 25 mts away.
I waited around a corner, the red dot being alone there was no use for a cloak , it was one on one ,and he was moving way too fast for a heavy so no need for my R/E either.
About 5 mts before the red reached the corner i was , he disappeared from my radar.
I fell back to a defensive position with my Back to the Wall.
Activated the Cloak.Stood still.Trusting my dual profile dampener would shield me from it.
Then Turned to my right and there was a Blue shadow moving RIGHT NEXT TO ME!
I fell down while shooting my Assault Combat Rifle!
I GOT IT? YES!
*Soundtrack=band: Fleshgod Apocalypse/album: Labyrinth/Song:Labyrinth* ( HERE )
After the cloak was out...the horror.
It was an Ultra rare, secret+Foiled first edition amarr scout....
What have i done.
THE EMPERESS WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME!
So I dug a whole under the CRU, and with a heavy heart i buried her.
HER? could it...I took off her mask...there she was. I saw her grow...Become a woman.She was like family to me.She always wanted me, but the age difference was too great for it to be accepted. I saw her grow up,trained her....
I kept thinking, why didnt you use the Amarrian Radio signal.?
Why did you try to sneak past my obviously superior Gallente Scout tech? With the amarrian scout suit,i told you 1000 times that loyalty is for those who win,not the suit you wear!?
that the amarrian scout is a joke, told in the battlefields....drawn in the newspapers!?
IS IT WORTH IT?
IS IT WORTH IT!?

Sweet dreams princess...
Sweet dreams...

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Eruditus 920 Prodigy Ops 50	Posted - 2014.04.24 20:42:00 - [1] - Quote There I am, waiting for my FW match to begin, walking around the warbarge admiring all the other suits and those crazy color schemes. Doing so without worrying about getting my face melted like I enjoy doing before every FW bout. Then I spotted it, off in the distance, alone and milling about quietly, an Amarr scout. I had only read about them in books, never dreaming I would come across one in my travels. Oh what a thrill! Had I brought my tranquilizer gun along i would have bagged it and returned with it to civilization to put on exhibit for the world to enjoy. And it was wearing a little mini skirt! Now I've always thought the Amarr dropsuit looked like a dress with that curious flap around the waist but this was wearing a little mini skirt. If you are ever fortunate enough to come across one in your travels, don't spook it, merely admire it in it's natural environment. "It is well that war is so terrible, lest we should grow too fond of it." -Robert E. Lee
Nocturnal Soul Immortal Retribution 2992	Posted - 2014.04.24 20:44:00 - [2] - Quote Aww why thank you. Its alright everyone, no need to worry it's just an Amarr scout :(
DozersMouse XIII Ultramarine Corp 495	Posted - 2014.04.24 20:46:00 - [3] - Quote I tried looking but i'm always staring at that neck Bacon pancakes makin' bacon pancakes Take some bacon and I'll put it a pancake Bacon pancakes thats what it's gonna make
Nocturnal Soul Immortal Retribution 2993	Posted - 2014.04.24 20:49:00 - [4] - Quote DozersMouse XIII wrote: I tried looking but i'm always staring at that neck Have you noticed the symbols on it, it's quite fascinating don't ya think? Its alright everyone, no need to worry it's just an Amarr scout :(
Aleksander Black Abandoned Privilege Top Men. 255	Posted - 2014.04.24 20:55:00 - [5] - Quote I like how it looks, it has style. How it works though... I have it at lvl 3 and use it sometimes while soloing... It's kind of ok but... I don't know, it lacks something. Like a passable bonus.
Nocturnal Soul Immortal Retribution 2993	Posted - 2014.04.24 20:57:00 - [6] - Quote Aleksander Black wrote: I like how it looks, it has style. How it works though... I have it at lvl 3 and use it sometimes while soloing... It's kind of ok but... I don't know, it lacks something. Like a passable bonus. Exactly! Its alright everyone, no need to worry it's just an Amarr scout :(
Nocturnal Soul Immortal Retribution 2995	Posted - 2014.04.24 20:59:00 - [7] - Quote Troll post of the day With a funding of 2 million from each merc possible were can save this endangered species of scouts so please open your wallets and give your souls out. Its alright everyone, no need to worry it's just an Amarr scout :(
Ander Thedas Subdreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore 548	Posted - 2014.04.24 21:00:00 - [8] - Quote You do kind of bring up an interesting point: I haven't seen the female models for either of the new scouts yet. Omnia mutantur nihil interit FW lvl10 reward
Magnus Amadeuss Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 896	Posted - 2014.04.24 21:02:00 - [9] - Quote Eruditus 920 wrote: There I am, waiting for my FW match to begin, walking around the warbarge admiring all the other suits and those crazy color schemes. Doing so without worrying about getting my face melted like I enjoy doing before every FW bout. Then I spotted it, off in the distance, alone and milling about quietly, an Amarr scout. I had only read about them in books, never dreaming I would come across one in my travels. Oh what a thrill! Had I brought my tranquilizer gun along i would have bagged it and returned with it to civilization to put on exhibit for the world to enjoy. And it was wearing a little mini skirt! Now I've always thought the Amarr dropsuit looked like a dress with that curious flap around the waist but this was wearing a little mini skirt. If you are ever fortunate enough to come across one in your travels, don't spook it, merely admire it in it's natural environment. Actually, and even though many here may think otherwise, it is the coat-tails of a jacket. The heavy and the medium have it a bit more pronounced, but yes, it is a jacket, with a collar. Fixing swarms
Nocturnal Soul Immortal Retribution 2995	Posted - 2014.04.24 21:04:00 - [10] - Quote Ander Thedas wrote: You do kind of bring up an interesting point: I haven't seen the female models for either of the new scouts yet. Caldari has a big butt and the Amarr one has a good pair of boobs.... I also got curious Its alright everyone, no need to worry it's just an Amarr scout :(

Maken Tosch DUST University Ivy League 8065	Posted - 2014.04.24 21:06:00 - [11] - Quote It was a G.I.R.L. Guy In Real Life Dedicated Scout // Ninja Knifer Everything I know about the Caldari I learned at Nouvelle Rouvenor
KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf Dominion of the Supreme Emperor God-King KAGEHOSHI 10620	Posted - 2014.04.24 21:06:00 - [12] - Quote I don't understand why people keep stating Amarr suits have skirts, I have no problem with skirts, but to me it clearly looks like the end of long jackets or coats. Gû¦Gû+Supreme emperor god-kingpÇÉKAGEH¦PSHIpÇæ// Lord of threads // Forum alt Gû¦Gû+
knight of 6 SVER True Blood General Tso's Alliance 1825	Posted - 2014.04.24 21:10:00 - [13] - Quote KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf wrote: I don't understand why people keep stating Amarr suits have skirts, I have no problem with skirts, but to me it clearly looks like the end of long jackets or coats. cause "battle skirt" has a ring to it "I speak for the trees!" Ko6 scout,
DEZKA DIABLO THE FOOTCLAN 667	Posted - 2014.04.24 21:45:00 - [14] - Quote It's a bulletproof butt pad. My remotes got NERFED cuz you whine like a B!+Gé¼[-]!
Tau Lai Seituoda Taskforce Command Caldari State 68	Posted - 2014.04.24 21:55:00 - [15] - Quote Eruditus 920 wrote: There I am, waiting for my FW match to begin, walking around the warbarge admiring all the other suits and those crazy color schemes. Doing so without worrying about getting my face melted like I enjoy doing before every FW bout. Then I spotted it, off in the distance, alone and milling about quietly, an Amarr scout. I had only read about them in books, never dreaming I would come across one in my travels. Oh what a thrill! Had I brought my tranquilizer gun along i would have bagged it and returned with it to civilization to put on exhibit for the world to enjoy. And it was wearing a little mini skirt! Now I've always thought the Amarr dropsuit looked like a dress with that curious flap around the waist but this was wearing a little mini skirt. If you are ever fortunate enough to come across one in your travels, don't spook it, merely admire it in it's natural environment. I believe the same Amarr scouts I can see you Buy a tank Buy an assault dropship
Bax Zanith 121	Posted - 2014.04.24 21:56:00 - [16] - Quote Sometimes I will become this rare creature, for I am a werescout. I'd say walk in my shoes for a day, but you probably still won't understand.
DozersMouse XIII Ultramarine Corp 496	Posted - 2014.04.24 22:00:00 - [17] - Quote Nocturnal Soul wrote: DozersMouse XIII wrote: I tried looking but i'm always staring at that neck Have you noticed the symbols on it, it's quite fascinating don't ya think? I think it looks awesome at proto level but the standard is fugly. looks like a raptor, or cobra from g.i. joe, sometimes it looks like a hoodie. I'm gonna have to look closer for the amarr symbols tho. Bacon pancakes makin' bacon pancakes Take some bacon and I'll put it a pancake Bacon pancakes thats what it's gonna make
Sollemnis Aelinos 89th IMMORTAL ORDER 133	Posted - 2014.04.24 23:47:00 - [18] - Quote lolis :3 Think about the reason you are born look inwars to learn the truth You'er born to develop your soul
Scheneighnay McBob Nova Corps Marines Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 4909	Posted - 2014.04.24 23:56:00 - [19] - Quote the ak.0s are the most badass looking suits in the game, I'll have you know. I'm from the weird side of the internet
KING CHECKMATE Heaven's Lost Property Dirt Nap Squad. 5226	Posted - 2014.04.25 01:20:00 - [20] - Quote One day i was hacking a CRU when a Red Dot appeared in my Dual Complex Precision Enhanced SCout radar about 25 mts away. I waited around a corner, the red dot being alone there was no use for a cloak , it was one on one ,and he was moving way too fast for a heavy so no need for my R/E either. About 5 mts before the red reached the corner i was , he disappeared from my radar. I fell back to a defensive position with my Back to the Wall. Activated the Cloak.Stood still.Trusting my dual profile dampener would shield me from it. Then Turned to my right and there was a Blue shadow moving RIGHT NEXT TO ME! I fell down while shooting my Assault Combat Rifle! I GOT IT? YES! *Soundtrack=band: Fleshgod Apocalypse/album: Labyrinth/Song:Labyrinth* ( HERE ) After the cloak was out...the horror. It was an Ultra rare, secret+Foiled first edition amarr scout.... What have i done. THE EMPERESS WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME! So I dug a whole under the CRU, and with a heavy heart i buried her. HER? could it...I took off her mask...there she was. I saw her grow...Become a woman.She was like family to me.She always wanted me, but the age difference was too great for it to be accepted. I saw her grow up,trained her.... I kept thinking, why didnt you use the Amarrian Radio signal.? Why did you try to sneak past my obviously superior Gallente Scout tech? With the amarrian scout suit,i told you 1000 times that loyalty is for those who win,not the suit you wear!? that the amarrian scout is a joke, told in the battlefields....drawn in the newspapers!? IS IT WORTH IT? IS IT WORTH IT!? Sweet dreams princess... Sweet dreams... Like drones? = https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=153604&find=unread

True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 9735	Posted - 2014.04.25 01:32:00 - [21] - Quote Eruditus 920 wrote: There I am, waiting for my FW match to begin, walking around the warbarge admiring all the other suits and those crazy color schemes. Doing so without worrying about getting my face melted like I enjoy doing before every FW bout. Then I spotted it, off in the distance, alone and milling about quietly, an Amarr scout. I had only read about them in books, never dreaming I would come across one in my travels. Oh what a thrill! Had I brought my tranquilizer gun along i would have bagged it and returned with it to civilization to put on exhibit for the world to enjoy. And it was wearing a little mini skirt! Now I've always thought the Amarr dropsuit looked like a dress with that curious flap around the waist but this was wearing a little mini skirt. If you are ever fortunate enough to come across one in your travels, don't spook it, merely admire it in it's natural environment. You speak of our Battleskirts...or Killer Kilts as I have also heard them called, unscientifically of course, such things only serve to remind all Amarr of the Faith that we are supremely badass and that everyone who has a problem with that needs to get on our level. "Get thine Swag out of my face! Next you'll be writing #YOLOswagforJamyl in all your posts!" -Dagger Two
Waiyu Ren Amarr Empire 161	Posted - 2014.04.25 02:19:00 - [22] - Quote Cant wait to get mine to Proto: http://ih3.redbubble.net/image.11830766.4081/flat,550x550,075,f.u2.jpg It's borked mate.
Lightning xVx R 0 N 1 N 601	Posted - 2014.04.25 02:41:00 - [23] - Quote <---------------Amarr Scout. BLAZERS FTW!!!! The PROTO suit is BY FAR a badass design, props to CCP for even adding the designs on the back of its neck. Made me think of getting a tattoo like that.
KING CHECKMATE Heaven's Lost Property Dirt Nap Squad. 5230	Posted - 2014.04.25 02:59:00 - [24] - Quote Lightning xVx wrote: <---------------Amarr Scout. BLAZERS FTW!!!! The PROTO suit is BY FAR a badass design, props to CCP for even adding the designs on the back of its neck. Made me think of getting a tattoo like that. SWEET! I Love Video game tattoos. I have For Mortal Kombat Super Metroid Berserk (manga) Pokemon Super Street Fighter Dark Souls But im not sure if i should get one in the name of dust....and since im not an EVE fanboy...well... Like drones? = https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=153604&find=unread
axINVICTUSxa BIG BAD W0LVES Canis Eliminatus Operatives 117	Posted - 2014.04.25 03:09:00 - [25] - Quote KING CHECKMATE wrote: This ode to Amarr scouts. Will I ever understand it, Comrade King? Cheers, fellow scout! Sincerely, Dmitri Chuikov I wallow in pools of blood and wash myself anew, I throw away my ugly self in order to become something beautiful...
Bormir1r Fatal Absolution Dirt Nap Squad. 395	Posted - 2014.04.25 03:21:00 - [26] - Quote You know they're a little chubby right? I kind of hate their chubbiness.....make me go "kill" mode on them. "One does not simply" run 11.12 m/s. Oh wait, mk.0 Scouts do it... Oops.
Rusty Shallows 1651	Posted - 2014.04.25 03:21:00 - [27] - Quote knight of 6 wrote: KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf wrote: I don't understand why people keep stating Amarr suits have skirts, I have no problem with skirts, but to me it clearly looks like the end of long jackets or coats. cause "battle skirt" has a ring to it It's because we are all j@ck@sses. Just a little friendly trolling. Forums > Game: So here is a cookie and a Like. Please keep posting. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! >>> GòÜ(GÇóGîéGÇó)Gò¥ >>>
Wilson Ribeiro DUST BRASIL S.A 160	Posted - 2014.04.25 03:29:00 - [28] - Quote True Adamance wrote: You speak of our Battleskirts...or Killer Kilts as I have also heard them called, unscientifically of course, such things only serve to remind all Amarr of the Faith that we are supremely badass and that everyone who has a problem with that needs to get on our level. HS, even the apostate and the faithful agree on badassery of the amarr battleskirt. Fear the Tribes Hurr Durr
RendonaSix In Aliena Amarr Legionem 77	Posted - 2014.04.25 03:53:00 - [29] - Quote Proto Amarr scout unicorn here. "For those who have seen the light, repentance you shall find, for within the heart of battle, scum you shall grind"
Lorhak Gannarsein Science For Death 2939	Posted - 2014.04.25 04:11:00 - [30] - Quote KING CHECKMATE wrote: One day i was hacking a CRU when a Red Dot appeared in my Dual Complex Precision Enhanced SCout radar about 25 mts away. I waited around a corner, the red dot being alone there was no use for a cloak , it was one on one ,and he was moving way too fast for a heavy so no need for my R/E either. About 5 mts before the red reached the corner i was , he disappeared from my radar. I fell back to a defensive position with my Back to the Wall. Activated the Cloak.Stood still.Trusting my dual profile dampener would shield me from it. Then Turned to my right and there was a Blue shadow moving RIGHT NEXT TO ME! I fell down while shooting my Assault Combat Rifle! I GOT IT? YES! *Soundtrack=band: Fleshgod Apocalypse/album: Labyrinth/Song:Labyrinth* ( HERE ) After the cloak was out...the horror. It was an Ultra rare, secret+Foiled first edition amarr scout.... What have i done. THE EMPERESS WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME! So I dug a whole under the CRU, and with a heavy heart i buried her. HER? could it...I took off her mask...there she was. I saw her grow...Become a woman.She was like family to me.She always wanted me, but the age difference was too great for it to be accepted. I saw her grow up,trained her.... I kept thinking, why didnt you use the Amarrian Radio signal.? Why did you try to sneak past my obviously superior Gallente Scout tech? With the amarrian scout suit,i told you 1000 times that loyalty is for those who win,not the suit you wear!? that the amarrian scout is a joke, told in the battlefields....drawn in the newspapers!? IS IT WORTH IT? IS IT WORTH IT!? Sweet dreams princess... Sweet dreams... Um... Did I interrupt something? ak.0 4 LYFE I am the Lorhak. I speak for the trees.



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