TranquilBiscuit ofVaLoR
Fatal Absolution
Dirt Nap Squad.
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Posted - 2014.04.23 15:29:00 -
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i just thought about this and I feel I had to post about it. normally, I would only put one, but I have 2 that were so freaking awesome, I just have to say them both.
the first one, was when I was running in ambush. I looked in the leaderboard and saw that we were facing milkman and his gang, but I still decided to stay. so my team was getting stomped, but for my squad, it was a pretty intense fight, since we were pretty much the only ones that even stood a chance against them. anyway, I separate from my squad and stupidly run into the middle of the fight, and I notice something.
MILKMAN HAD GOTTEN OUT OF HIS TANK!
so me being me, I went all YOLO420BLAZEIT and ran straight for him. i battled him and some other guy on his team and by nothing shorter than an act of god, i won. so i go invisible, and hack his tank, then proceed to destroy the other enemy tank on the battlefield.  later, they called in another one and blew milkman's hacked tank up, which made it even funnier.
the second was pretty recently, where i was playing on that map that PC battles take place in (i don't know the name). i was running my Iceman (a minmatar medium frame mk.0 with 550 melee damage and faster than 90% of scout in this game), and i was doing pretty well. when i was in the middle of melee-ing a heavy to death, 3 guys started shooting at me, so i was forced to run.
i literally had like 70 health left when i turned a corner and just waited. i was thinking, "well, looks like this is going to be 120k isk down the drain, but if I'm going down I'm not dying without a fight." so i waited and based on how far away the 3 guys who were chasing me were when i turned the corner, i timed how long it would be before they would turn the corner as well. 3...2...1...i ran and jumped in front of the corner, and in mid-air, i meleed the first guy who turned the corner and killed him. the other two basically had me trapped as if playing monkey in the middle, so i took out my ACR and started shooting at one of them, which caused him to jump and panic. while he was doing that i quickly turned around, jumped, and meleed the guy behind me. 2 down. in order to kill the final guy, i utilized the speed of my suit and started running for him in a zig-zag. he was backpedaling and my health was ridiculously low, as in like 42 armor low, but he made the mistake that ended up costing him his life.
he backpedaled into a wall. 
i think you can guess what happens next. and did i mention that all of that happened in like 10 seconds, and every kill i got, i was holding a nanite injector?
I'm sorry this post was kind of long, but i just had to get this off my chest. it's times like these that keep me playing this game. 
Anime > EVERYTHING
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