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PARKOUR PRACTIONER
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Posted - 2014.04.16 05:56:00 -
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What would he/she say?
G-1 scout
'Do we HAVE to use on EX0 AGAIN? You kill me with it more than you kill reds with it!!'
Me
'I know what I'm doing shut up.'
Suit
'STOP FLUXING YOURSELF IDIOT'
Me
'Screw yourself i know what I'm doing.'
Specialize in Mass Drivers and Fluxes
Ima force-a-nature
I play TF2 and Warframe with a KB/Mousepad
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Kara Anschel
Tech Guard
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2014.04.16 05:59:00 -
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"Oh sweet Jesus you aren't serious. You know that forge is an anti-TANK gun, yes? That scout is getting closer! The **** are you- oh. Well. I guess you can hit them at 4m. Go **** yourself."
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER
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Posted - 2014.04.16 06:01:00 -
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Kara Anschel wrote:"Oh sweet Jesus you aren't serious. You know that forge is an anti-TANK gun, yes? That scout is getting closer! The **** are you- oh. Well. I guess you can hit them at 4m. Go **** yourself." My suits are assholes sometimes
They can be.
Specialize in Mass Drivers and Fluxes
Ima force-a-nature
I play TF2 and Warframe with a KB/Mousepad
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Lt Royal
Subdreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
2901
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Posted - 2014.04.16 06:04:00 -
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He would inform everyone to go and submit their image to Lt RoyalGÇÖs Propaganda Competition and donate some ISK towards the GÇ£cash potGÇ¥ prize.
Gÿ£GÿàGÿP Lt RoyalGÇÖs Propaganda Competition - 1st place = Templar Code Gÿ£GÿàGÿP
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Mossellia Delt
Militaires Sans Jeux
1211
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Posted - 2014.04.16 06:05:00 -
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'Why are you loading up my Lav with remotes....... why are we getting closer to that tank.......'
'Oh god oh god oh god' +50 (nova knives killed random heavy'
Join the Channel - CPM1 Candidates - Get to know who's running.
Delt for CPM1
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Stupid Blueberry
Nova Corps Marines
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
132
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Posted - 2014.04.16 06:07:00 -
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote:What would he/she say?
G-1 scout
'Do we HAVE to use on EX0 AGAIN? You kill me with it more than you kill reds with it!!'
Me
'I know what I'm doing shut up.'
Suit
'STOP FLUXING YOURSELF IDIOT'
Me
'Screw yourself i know what I'm doing.'
He posts doubles threads |
PARKOUR PRACTIONER
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Posted - 2014.04.16 06:11:00 -
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Ooooh I get it. Nice one Blueberry.
Specialize in Mass Drivers and Fluxes
Ima force-a-nature
I play TF2 and Warframe with a KB/Mousepad
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Denak Kalamari
Intaki Liberation Front
Intaki Prosperity Initiative
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Posted - 2014.04.16 06:22:00 -
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"Can you stop talking to the enemies please? They can't hear you, stop shouting!"
"Piruettes? Veeeeery mature."
"WAIT NONONONONONO DON'T DO TH-okay you're t-bagging that corpse now. Congratulations, satisfied yet?"
I don't think Denak would like me that much.
Grahisha of ILF // Writer of Thoughts of a Clone Soldier // Latest entry published Apr. 1st
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER
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Posted - 2014.04.16 06:23:00 -
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Stalking a red, G-1
'Ninja mode activa'-gets killed by a sniper-'OH MY FREAKIN GOD!!!'
'Stop engaging the heavy. Stop engaging the heavy! STOP!' +50 'Oh, well, screw you anyway.'
commits suicide by blowing thyself up with EX0
' I told you not to use it! Look what you've done!
Specialize in Mass Drivers and Fluxes
Ima force-a-nature
I play TF2 and Warframe with a KB/Mousepad
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Thurak1
Psygod9
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
552
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Posted - 2014.04.16 06:23:00 -
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Kara Anschel wrote:"Oh sweet Jesus you aren't serious. You know that forge is an anti-TANK gun, yes? That scout is getting closer! The **** are you- oh. Well. I guess you can hit them at 4m. Go **** yourself." My suits are assholes sometimes
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Racro 01 Arifistan
501st Knights of Leanbox
INTERGALACTIC WARPIGS
295
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Posted - 2014.04.16 06:24:00 -
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gallente suits
''FOR THE FEDERATION DEATH TO THE CALDARI!''
caldari seeing the gallente.
''**** the federation is comeing!. better load my rail rifle.......wait. whats this flux grenade doing...................****.''
Elite Gallenten Soldier
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HowDidThatTaste
Ancient Exiles.
Dirt Nap Squad.
4580
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Posted - 2014.04.16 06:24:00 -
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Why can't you tape a rear view mirror on a stick to my helmet so we can see those sneaky scouts? |
Robert Conway
Concordiat Mercenaries
Dropsuit Samurai
62
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Posted - 2014.04.16 06:24:00 -
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This isn't what my suit would say cause I don't do this, but I know that a lot of people do.
suit: "Soooo.... are we going to do something?"
player: .......
suit: "Hello? You there? I understand that the MCC is very nice looking, but this suit has an inertia dampener for a reason. Soooo let's get down there."
player: ....... AFK
suit: -sigh- "the money ain't worth it.... I'd rather suicide.... this is boring as sh!t...." |
Sinboto Simmons
Sver true blood
General Tso's Alliance
5860
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Posted - 2014.04.16 06:26:00 -
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"For the love of quafe why do you run minmatar?"
"Try not to hit the wall with the MD this time...."
"Flaylock, really, do you enjoy using stupid ****?"
"Just remember you have a cloak would you?"
"Minmatar heavy are you ******* nuts?"
"Remember we're mercs not soldiers."
"Nova knife....now I know you're off your meds."
"Why can't you just abuse the cloak like everyone else?"
"Can we switch races....please?"
"Why have proto nades and never use them?"
"Five feet from the REs please."
"Another suicide run, do you enjoy being punished?"
Sinboto - The True Blood Minja
Forum Warrior level 5
STB-Infantry (Demolition)
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Aria Gomes
R 0 N 1 N
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Posted - 2014.04.16 06:35:00 -
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"If I had another low slot and you stack another kin cat on me, my legs are going to break off."
"How the f!uck did you miss the target with your knife?! He was right in your face and now he's in back of you!"
"Can you run a light weapon today? I'm tired of this dual sidearm nonsense."
"Do not run into the heavy?!....Why?! Just why?! You knew the outcome but you're so headstrong you wanna jump at him like a angry cat. Go rage and turn off the game. You are sh!t anyways." |
Vicious Minotaur
Tronhadar Free Guard
Minmatar Republic
771
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Posted - 2014.04.16 06:37:00 -
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Nothing.
My silence says more than what words can say. |
MarasdF Loron
Fatal Absolution
Dirt Nap Squad.
406
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Posted - 2014.04.16 06:42:00 -
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Merc: "Do you even know how to pilot? Let me show you how it's done." Me: "Stfu, I know what I'm doing... sometimes."
Me: "Fcking hit detection/lag!" Merc: "Hit detection my a$$, you just have no gungame.
Merc: "There's rail tank in the redline." Me: "Ok, ok.." *Redline Railer kills me/us* Merc: "What did I tell you?" Me: "Le sigh"
Merc: "Stop suicide ganking them in their redline." Me: "HTFU"
R.I.P. Pre-1.7 Vehicles & AV, you will be missed.
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER
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Posted - 2014.04.16 06:46:00 -
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'I'm-n-a text-n-eat-n-sip-n-dip and shift, it in to D and then chin-drive home.' That's my scouts line when I'm joyriding or LAVBombing.
Yup my scout can chin-drive like boss.
Specialize in Mass Drivers and Fluxes
Ima force-a-nature
I play TF2 and Warframe with a KB/Mousepad
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THEAMAZING POTHEAD
Nyain San
Dirt Nap Squad.
1121
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Posted - 2014.04.16 06:48:00 -
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My merc wouldn't say anything. He'd be too busy drowning in all the space t!tty from space skanks/hookers that my huge isk reserves got him..
Did he need a space lambo? No. But did he want it? Yes.
Your post is making me facepalm very hard right now.
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Sgt Kirk
Fatal Absolution
Dirt Nap Squad.
5645
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Posted - 2014.04.16 06:49:00 -
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Hurt Me More
1st Official Role Playing Gallente Asshole -Title Awarded by True Adamance
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MarasdF Loron
Fatal Absolution
Dirt Nap Squad.
407
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Posted - 2014.04.16 06:56:00 -
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+1 for MGS, would be +2 for GRAY FOX! but I can't.. :(
R.I.P. Pre-1.7 Vehicles & AV, you will be missed.
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Lynn Beck
Wake N' Bake Inc
Top Men.
1188
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Posted - 2014.04.16 07:29:00 -
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I don't get it.
Are we imagining if our character had an AI that talked to -us- the player, or is this the suit we're wearing, having an AI that talks to the merc?
Sit 1: WHY am i skilled into every gun? Pick a favorite and stop hitting the closet limit!
WHY OH WHY are you putting Kincats on a heavy, and ten using that forge gun as a shotgu- oh. Alright i accept your insanity.
Sit 2: shields down. Move out of there...! Move move move move -dead-
Why EXACTLY do i have a Cardireg? I'm already regenning at 4 seconds.
General John Ripper is my 2nd best friend!
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER
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Posted - 2014.04.16 07:34:00 -
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Lynn Beck wrote:I don't get it.
Are we imagining if our character had an AI that talked to -us- the player, or is this the suit we're wearing, having an AI that talks to the merc?
Sit 1: WHY am i skilled into every gun? Pick a favorite and stop hitting the closet limit!
WHY OH WHY are you putting Kincats on a heavy, and ten using that forge gun as a shotgu- oh. Alright i accept your insanity.
Sit 2: shields down. Move out of there...! Move move move move -dead-
Why EXACTLY do i have a Cardireg? I'm already regenning at 4 seconds.
The suit/merc are the same for me. Basically the suit/merc is talking to us/you, the player. Each suit would bring out a different attitude, but the merc is still the same.
Like if you were a scout you wouldn't be complaining about being slow or having a giant hit-box. AI merc talking you the player.
Specialize in Mass Drivers and Fluxes
Ima force-a-nature
I play TF2 and Warframe with a KB/Mousepad
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Denak Kalamari
Intaki Liberation Front
Intaki Prosperity Initiative
1533
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Posted - 2014.04.16 07:38:00 -
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Lynn Beck wrote:I don't get it.
Are we imagining if our character had an AI that talked to -us- the player, or is this the suit we're wearing, having an AI that talks to the merc?
I went with the assumption that I'm talking to Denak the character as the person who controls Denak's actions. More comical that way when you realize that the character you created would actually hate you if he knew you.
Grahisha of ILF // Writer of Thoughts of a Clone Soldier // Latest entry published Apr. 1st
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medomai grey
WarRavens
League of Infamy
593
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Posted - 2014.04.16 08:23:00 -
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Clone: Pssst!
Me: What?! Who's there?!
Clone: It's medomai grey.
Me: What?
Clone: See that ghost over there? Let's go examine it closer.
Me: Great. I'm hearing voices AND seeing things. Time for a new clone.
(medomai grey holds a grenade to his chest and readies to arm it)
Clone: Wait! I have a wife and children!!!
Me: I don't have a wife and offspring. I've entertained this insanity long enough.
Clone: $h*t.
medomai grey commited suicide
(Ghost de-cloaks nearby and says in Clone's voice...)
Ghost: Works every time. 
Medium frame EHP is not medium
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