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Wolfica
Fatal Absolution
Dirt Nap Squad.
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Posted - 2014.04.15 19:02:00 -
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As Kane walked into the sammich shop owned by the horrific mercenary Cubs, he could hear the screams of joy coming from Zatara as he was rampaged by the brute known as DJINN Rampage on the planet below the station. Kane cringed at the thought of what was happening down there but he set that thought aside as he walked to the back door. For he had other problems that needed his attention. The Rebel scum had just defeted the all powerful Dem Dirty Boys in there first attack on there district and immediately after that The Exemplars went public with the victory, calling aid to others against The DNS Alliance. because now there is proof that they can be beat.
Kane feared that with this victory, Traky and Radar the leaders of the Rebel alliance will use this momentum to spend billions and attack the districts under his control. Kane opened the back door only to find Cubs and his Secretary bent over his desk in intense investigation of the films from previous victories during the FEC war. Cubs vigorously shut the hologram off and stood up as his commander walked in the room. Kane shut the door as the secretary left the room. (due to a real life NDA between Kane and the overlord corporation CCP the conversation cannot be shared). but that information lead to the formation of the most powerfull alliance in Moldy health.
Kane left the room with glee for the interc.... conversation him and cubs just had. but Kane needed to leave because it was Tuesday and the only place to be on Tuesdays was at Beers Pattaya Palace for its 2for Tuesday ladyboys. as Kane left the sammich shop he could still hear the screams coming from Zatara on the ground. he shook his head and whispered how clutch zatara is. Kane got to the hanger and was greeted by DNSblack. black was on his way to Beers Pattaya Party Palace as well and offered him a ride in his Avatar, the Titan of the master race.
They arrived at the Palace only to have an extremely hard time finding parking because every member from AE decided to bring there own damn shuttle and used up all the parking spaces. so they bumped a few out of the way and left the ship. they were greated by the slaves of Beers and taken to the back where the partay was at. Kallante had brought his own slaves to show off but compared to Beers ladyboys they were put to shame so he whipped them to death. after a while there was a ruckus coming from the front. a group of Rebel scum lead by Traky were protesting the actions of the Blue donut and quickly retreated as the forces of DNS moved outside ready for a fight. they then responded by turning to the forums in hopes CCP will disrupt the alliance that had formed.
It was then noticed that the only people not at the Pattay Party Palace celebrating 2for Tuesday ladyboys were those from Nyain San. they then realissed that NS had been conspiring against them this entire time and had waited for them to be away to attack every district in MH. after flipping every district in an hour they then turned all timers to 12:00 and continued to control all districts for the rest of time. making billions.
the end
Do you even PC bro.... ha I bet you don't.
forum warrior lvl .5
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
6755
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Posted - 2014.04.15 19:06:00 -
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If I wasn't so selfish, I'd give you 10m ISK myself for that story.
#LivingLikeLarry
[s]Text[/s] <-------- That's how you make a strike-through
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1st Lieutenant Tiberius
0uter.Heaven
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Posted - 2014.04.15 19:06:00 -
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Beautiful writing +1
The Sinwarden
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Wolfica
Fatal Absolution
Dirt Nap Squad.
598
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Posted - 2014.04.15 19:08:00 -
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Atiim wrote:If I wasn't so selfish, I'd give you 10m ISK myself for that story.
don't worry ill give myself some isk
Do you even PC bro.... ha I bet you don't.
forum warrior lvl .5
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KenKaniff69
Fatal Absolution
2332
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Posted - 2014.04.15 19:09:00 -
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Atiim wrote:If I wasn't a poor minmaturd pauper, I'd give you 10m ISK myself for that story.
FTFY
The problem with tanks
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
6755
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Posted - 2014.04.15 19:10:00 -
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Wolfica wrote:Atiim wrote:If I wasn't so selfish, I'd give you 10m ISK myself for that story. don't worry ill give myself some isk
Better idea.
Give me the ISK, and I'll double it. Free of charge.
#LivingLikeLarry
[s]Text[/s] <-------- That's how you make a strike-through
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Wolfica
Fatal Absolution
Dirt Nap Squad.
598
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Posted - 2014.04.15 19:11:00 -
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its not awalys about you Ken. this is my thread, i know Zatara already favors you more then me so let me have my serious thread about the events in molden heath
.... and another note, you didn't even like my story. that's even worst then not forwarding me the pictures of Zatara and Rampage
Do you even PC bro.... ha I bet you don't.
forum warrior lvl .5
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Spectral Clone
Dust2Dust.
Top Men.
2239
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Posted - 2014.04.15 19:12:00 -
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True Stories comic next. |
Atiim's ISK Pot
Living Like Larry Schwag
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Posted - 2014.04.15 19:13:00 -
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KenKaniff69 wrote:Atiim wrote:If I wasn't a poor minmaturd pauper, I'd give you 10m ISK myself for that story. FTFY
"Poor"
 
If you are reading this, Atiim is being too much of a lazy @$$ to post on his main
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KenKaniff69
Fatal Absolution
2332
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Posted - 2014.04.15 19:20:00 -
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Wolfica wrote:its not awalys about you Ken. this is my thread, i know Zatara already favors you more then me so let me have my serious thread about the events in molden heath
.... and another note, you didn't even like my story. that's even worst then not forwarding me the pictures of Zatara and Rampage
I liked your thread on all three of my accounts.
And it's actually a video of Zatara getting Rampaged.
I tried watching it but couldn't even make it halfway through without breaking down in tears.
The problem with tanks
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843-BANE
BurgezzE.T.F
General Tso's Alliance
1090
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Posted - 2014.04.15 19:23:00 -
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+1
Are we supposed to make our own threads for this O_O
Director // Major // BurgezzE.T.F
18-1 -é-+-ànderdo-+e record || +¦ a-+ -é-+e op+¦a-ée
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VIRDJINN Rampage
Diaper Rash.
66
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Posted - 2014.04.15 19:53:00 -
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CTRL + F
Kobrah
0 results
Did not read
I failed English as a 2nd Language and wear a seatbelt on the shortbus.
don't laugh.. I only have 1 eye
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Knight Solitaire
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Posted - 2014.04.15 20:04:00 -
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VIRDJINN Rampage wrote:CTRL + F
Kobrah
0 results
Did not read
Are you jealous of Zatara's position?
Faigh dea
"Knight Soiaire has the best RE Game" - Crimson Moon V
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Lunatic Kota
TeamPlayers
Dirt Nap Squad.
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Posted - 2014.04.15 20:12:00 -
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SAMMICH SHOP!
If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission properly.
-David Hackworth
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VIRDJINN Rampage
Diaper Rash.
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Posted - 2014.04.15 20:13:00 -
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Knight Solitaire wrote:VIRDJINN Rampage wrote:CTRL + F
Kobrah
0 results
Did not read Are you jealous of Zatara's position?
Very disappointed it wasn't man-train with me on the back end
I failed English as a 2nd Language and wear a seatbelt on the shortbus.
don't laugh.. I only have 1 eye
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Free Beers
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
2333
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Posted - 2014.04.15 21:00:00 -
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843-BANE wrote:+1
Are we supposed to make our own threads for this O_O
Nope
Every mercs life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and died that distinguishes one from another
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Patrick57
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Posted - 2014.04.15 21:05:00 -
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I read the first line and just stopped...
Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
-William Shakespeare
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Wolfica
Fatal Absolution
Dirt Nap Squad.
600
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Posted - 2014.04.15 21:22:00 -
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VIRDJINN Rampage wrote:CTRL + F
Kobrah
0 results
Did not read
edited
Do you even PC bro.... ha I bet you don't.
forum warrior lvl .5
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Ghost Kaisar
Fatal Absolution
Dirt Nap Squad.
4230
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Posted - 2014.04.15 21:40:00 -
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Wolfica wrote:As Kane walked into the sammich shop owned by the horrific mercenary Cubs, he could hear the screams of joy coming from Zatara as he was rampaged by the brute known as DJINN Rampage with the slightly less brutish being VIRDJINN Rampage in the back, down on the planet below the station. He could also hear the cries of babies as the King Kobrah, better known as Baby Slayer, murdered the bastard children this threesome created. Kane cringed at the thought of what was happening down there but he set that thought aside as he walked to the back door. For he had other problems that needed his attention. The Rebel scum had just defeated the all powerful Dem Dirty Boys in their first attack on their district and immediately after that, The Exemplars went public with the victory, calling aid to others against The DNS Alliance. Because now there is proof that they can be beat.
I'm not patient enough to actually do the whole thing, but I think you get the point.
GO BACK TO ENGLISH CLASS WOLFICA.
There are also a lot of syntax errors, and the whole thing had terrible sentence flow.
My Grade: 9/10 for content. 5/10 for grammar.
70% Average grade. See me after class 
I got my cloak and daggers, I'm a very happy Ghost
I hack at Mach V
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Wolfica
Fatal Absolution
Dirt Nap Squad.
602
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Posted - 2014.04.15 21:47:00 -
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hey I passed English with a 70%
almost the exact same scores too, 90% for content but 50% for grammer 
Do you even PC bro.... ha I bet you don't.
forum warrior lvl .5
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Patrick57
7014
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Posted - 2014.04.15 21:48:00 -
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Don't you dare put me in your ******* story Wolf.
Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
-William Shakespeare
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Wolfica
Fatal Absolution
Dirt Nap Squad.
603
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Posted - 2014.04.15 21:53:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:Don't you dare put me in your ******* story Wolf.
Do you even PC bro.... ha I bet you don't.
forum warrior lvl .5
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Patrick57
7014
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Posted - 2014.04.15 21:56:00 -
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Wolfica wrote: but Kane did not care because he had already used his power to achieve his true goal of conquering Patrick57, the fairest of all the Princesses in Moldy Heath... (Right after Zaria and her Godly voice)
Seriously? 
You know I don't even compare to Zaria...
Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
-William Shakespeare
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B1ack ice
Heaven's Lost Property
Dirt Nap Squad.
120
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Posted - 2014.04.15 22:41:00 -
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Wolfica wrote:hey I passed English with a 70% almost the exact same scores too, 90% for content but 50% for grammer
Ummmmmmm, it's grammar.
Grammer is not gooder, Wolfica. <3
"If you're going to be bad, be bad with a purpose."
I'm not buying what you're selling.
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