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Cat Merc
Ahrendee Mercenaries
Dirt Nap Squad.
8228
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Posted - 2014.04.10 21:46:00 -
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Even yo' mama runs away.
My intentions is to have a fun game for everyone.
If I seem to be biased, I have good hard data to back it up.
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Smooth Assassin
Stardust Incorporation
IMMORTAL REGIME
1193
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Posted - 2014.04.10 21:47:00 -
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We did these heavy jokes a while back, the rule is we don't do it again until 2 months later. Sorry, rules are rules.
Assassination is my thing.
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Cat Merc
Ahrendee Mercenaries
Dirt Nap Squad.
8228
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Posted - 2014.04.10 21:49:00 -
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Smooth Assassin wrote:We did these heavy jokes a while back, the rule is we don't do it again until 2 months later. Sorry, rules are rules.
Yo heavy is so fat, it's illegal to make jokes about it 
My intentions is to have a fun game for everyone.
If I seem to be biased, I have good hard data to back it up.
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
9428
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Posted - 2014.04.10 21:49:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:Even yo' mama runs away.
My heavy is actually comparatively sleek and lithe.....
"Get thine Swag out of my face! Next you'll be writing #YOLOswagforJamyl in all your posts!"
-Dagger Two
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negative49er
Tronhadar Free Guard
Minmatar Republic
565
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Posted - 2014.04.10 23:12:00 -
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Well this thread just died
Dedicated Shotgun Scout and professional backstabber
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Taylor Badasz
Ikomari-Onu Enforcement
Caldari State
10
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Posted - 2014.04.10 23:13:00 -
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troll bump :D your welcome
"The Stalker Logi"
Dont bother shooting me. The proto infront of me will kill you.
Happily stalking Devilish Killzone.
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21yrOld Knight
Pradox XVI
705
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Posted - 2014.04.11 01:03:00 -
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Yo' Heavy so fat that a titan couldn't haul it!
Mike Ruan Said I was Dust Famous
DNS first to use game theory.
Neo-Realism.
Prisoner dilemma look it up b4 you meta
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Onesimus Tarsus
703rd
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
1881
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Posted - 2014.04.11 01:11:00 -
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Hijacked for other forms of humor!
Try to guess it:
The other day I was playing as a heavy. Wait, that wasn't me.
1.8 (!) forum warrior. SMG wielder. Mama's boy.
703rd for life! (or at least, for now).
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Chunky Munkey
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
3846
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Posted - 2014.04.11 01:18:00 -
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Yo heavy's so fat he sank his thread.
No.
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Onesimus Tarsus
703rd
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
1881
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Posted - 2014.04.11 01:20:00 -
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Here's another!
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This heavy is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the merc quarters 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-HEAVY!!
1.8 (!) forum warrior. SMG wielder. Mama's boy.
703rd for life! (or at least, for now).
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J4yne C0bb
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
312
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Posted - 2014.04.11 01:25:00 -
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Yo heavy is so fat, his bionic suit from the future can't jump 1 foot in the air so he hop up on one of the corners of the half-pyramid structures so he can run up the side to the top... EVEN WITH FULL STAMINA! Hah!
Fraking hilarious, amirite?
Right?
Min Logi | aka Punch R0ckgroin, Fatsuit
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Shadowswipe
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
216
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Posted - 2014.04.11 01:30:00 -
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Yo' Heavy is so fat, even EVE pilots can't break orbit. |
Reign Omega
BurgezzE.T.F
General Tso's Alliance
305
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Posted - 2014.04.11 01:36:00 -
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Yo heavy is SO fat, every time I put the doughnut on him....
He ate it.
Observe the public trust. Protect the innocent. Uphold the law.
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LT Shanx
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
44
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Posted - 2014.04.11 01:41:00 -
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Cal Heavies are fat. |
Horizen Kenpachi
Forsaken Immortals
Top Men.
313
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Posted - 2014.04.11 07:29:00 -
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My heavt so green he cant find his nertia dampner
Hit me with your nerf bat.
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ChromeBreaker
SVER True Blood
General Tso's Alliance
1691
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Posted - 2014.04.11 07:33:00 -
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Yo heavies so fat its faster than an assault.... wait....
The answer is "ForgeGun"... doesnt matter what the question is...
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Mad Syringe
ReDust Inc.
286
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Posted - 2014.04.11 08:24:00 -
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Love them FAT BOYS, leading them for a stroll through the neighbourhood on my leach...
Somehow I miss the chunky gold chains around their necks from 30 Years ago...
Fat Boys do the twist... LOL |
bully mong
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
3
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Posted - 2014.04.11 08:58:00 -
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Yo heavy is so fat, his blood group is gravy |
Enji Elric
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
Interstellar Murder of Crows
209
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Posted - 2014.04.11 09:03:00 -
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YO Heavy is so fat Taco Bell pretends to be closed when yo heavy wants tacos |
GHOSTLY ANNIHILATOR
Ahrendee Mercenaries
Dirt Nap Squad.
1190
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Posted - 2014.04.11 09:19:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat
He POPPED the wheels off the SOMA
31 Mil SP VET , TANK / DS PILOT
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Faquira Bleuetta
Fatal Absolution
Dirt Nap Squad.
314
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Posted - 2014.04.11 09:22:00 -
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YO Heavy is so fat his finger is too big for handling hmg.........nope |
QRT30
Rave Technologies Inc.
C0VEN
24
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Posted - 2014.04.11 10:36:00 -
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Yo heavy is so fat, he can't jump from MCC
QRT30 - logi
QRT300 - heavy/commando
Rave Technologies Inc.
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Shadowswipe
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
219
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Posted - 2014.04.11 11:01:00 -
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Yo heavy Soooo fat, his bullets barely make out of cqc before getting tired and quitting. |
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