Zatara Rought
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.05.25 22:41:00 -
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Dat's why i talk to him, didn't say he talked back.
(then i went to find a forever alone thing so i could type it in here but ended up on this website after a cursory search called chatwithyourself.com which has a creepy feature where you can view other people talking with themselves. 0_0;;)
And now...here's what was posted by the guy I decided to listen in on.
Person: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe thi
Person: s is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A litt
Person: le. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess
Person: he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah!
Person: Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon
Person: Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula
Person: is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins.
Person: - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions.
Person: Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off
Person: in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees.
Person: We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back.
Person: - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps.
Person: Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!
Person: - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it.
Person: - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one.
CEO of FA, Candidate for CPM1
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Zatara Rought
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.05.25 22:44:00 -
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AND HERE'S ONE MOAR FOR GOOD MEASURE
Person: Hello me.
Person: Hello right back at you Me.
Person: Why did you call me here?
Person: I wanted to talk about our plan.
Person: Which one?
Person: The one with that one person and that one thing.
Person: It's all the same, considering that we are the same person.
Person: Oh, that plan.
Person: Yep.
Person: Are we really going to do that to him?
Person: No choice, we have our orders.
Person: Becides, this is just a game.
Person: This is not a game anymore, it is life.
Person: I'm fine with talking to myself. But when you start to cut me out, that's when it gets...
Person: Awkward.
Person: Why did we even come here?
Person: We are the same person. Why not come here?
Person: Why do all custard creams have the same design on them? Who decided that?
Person: Are you copying lines from tweets again?
Person: No! I would never do that.
Person: We are the same person, you can't lie to me.
Person: And I know what happened to your neighbor's birds.
Person: I'm not afraid, I know you will never tell.
Person: And why not?
Person: Because I can kill you if you try to sing.
Person: You would kill yourself to silence yourself?
Person: If it comes to it, I could do it.
Person: You've tried before, you did not have the guts.
Person: It will be different this time.
Person: And I also know where you go on Saturday nights.
Person: Perhaps we should just be with peace with each other.
Person: We both know about the skeletons in the closet.
Person: Usually, that is just an expression.
Person: I don't mind.
Person: Of course you don't, you are me, and I don't mind.
Person: We are so much alike, you and I.
Person: Indeed. It's like you know what I am going to say-
Person: Before I say it.
Person: Finishing our sentences now, are we?
Person: It appears so.
Person: That's nice.
Person: I love you.
Person: Whoa! Where did that come from?
Person: It's true. I love you, and have loved you for all of my life.
Person: Why did you not say something until now?
Person: This is the first chance I've had.
Person: That's really sweet of you, but I can't.
Person: Why not?
Person: I'm a technosexual, remember?
Person: The computer will not be able to love you like I will, despite what you might think.
Person: Why do you say that?
Person: She is a computer. She does not feel, she does not love.
Person: You don't either, we are the same person.
Person: No, I love you. I want to be with you.
Person: When has this kind of romance ever worked?
Person: It can work. And you have no girlfriend.
Person: So?
Person: I'm the first person who has ever wanted you.
Person: And I'm saying no.
Person: I thought that you loved me.
Person: This is an experiment, not a attempt with something like this.
Person: But did you even want me?
Person: *nods*
Person: Say it!
Person: I wanted you.
Person: And now?
Person: There are a lot of things I want that are not good for me.
Person: But I've never felt this way about anyone before.
Person: A lapse in judgement, none of us will tell.
Person: I'm glad to have someone like you in my life.
CEO of FA, Candidate for CPM1
Follow me on twitter Skype Zatara.Rought
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