| Pages: [1] :: one page |
|
|
| Author |
Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 0 post(s) |
Adell Shinzumakami
Paladin Survey Force
Amarr Empire
171
   |
Posted - 2014.04.06 03:43:00 -
[1] - Quote
Hi, I'm Adell Shinzumakami otherwise know as Adell "Sex master" Kami.
Everyday a clone is beaten and abused due to lack of medics in the area...
-Shows images of clones dying with sad song playing in background-
With your help, you can stop the abuse by donating to the "Give Adell ISK" foundation. This will help fun my medic class and my new LAV i call "Medic Mobile." For the simple price of 30,000 ISK you can help fund this new class and the Medic Mobile. In return for your generous donation, we will send you a thank you letter and a picture of a female scout (Or male if you're into that kind of stuff.) Don't let another clone die in vane, pick up your remote and donate today. End the abuse...
-Plays more sad songs with images of clones dying-
[i]We are not responsible for any unattractive female scout photos. All our scouts are 18 or older.
Give Adell ISK foundation will refund your ISK within 24 hours if you are not healed in battlefield, but we will also request our image back.
I GÖÑ RoadKill
Closed BETA vet - CLOAKING
|
KING CHECKMATE
Tal-Romon Legion
Amarr Empire
4862
|
Posted - 2014.04.06 03:45:00 -
[2] - Quote
I'll donate a like to your cause.
Same as with Real life TV ads, this made me laugh....
Like drones? = https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=153604&find=unread
|
Goro Scornshard
DUST University
Ivy League
68
|
Posted - 2014.04.06 03:48:00 -
[3] - Quote
(sniff)
Finally the full set of racially aligned suits;
but still not one with a tie
|
Criteria Shipment
Dogs of War Gaming
Zero-Day
784
|
Posted - 2014.04.06 03:52:00 -
[4] - Quote
WITCHCRAFT! YOU CURSED ME BY WASTING MY ANCESTOR'S ONLY SOURCE OF WATER FROM MY EYES.
Goodbye, world!
(püú-ÿ+í-ÿ-é)
|
Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
3524
|
Posted - 2014.04.06 04:02:00 -
[5] - Quote
6/10
Needs actual Sarah McLaughlin music.
Your Wall of Text skills are soft.
Over 18? Gross. 18.0 or GTFO with those elderly broads.
*The next person to post will cover my 30,000. You're welcome.
I GÖú Kittens.
|
Operative 1171 Aajli
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
1786
|
Posted - 2014.04.06 04:25:00 -
[6] - Quote
Adell Shinzumakami wrote:Hi, I'm Adell Shinzumakami otherwise known as Adell "Sex master" Kami.
Everyday a clone is beaten and abused due to lack of medics in the area...
-Shows images of clones dying with sad song playing in background-
With your help, you can stop the abuse by donating to the "Give Adell ISK" foundation. This will help fun my medic class and my new LAV i call "Medic Mobile." For the simple price of 30,000 ISK you can help fund this new class and the Medic Mobile. In return for your generous donation, we will send you a thank you letter and a picture of a female scout (Or male if you're into that kind of stuff.) Don't let another clone die in vane, pick up your remote and donate today. End the abuse...
-Plays more sad songs with images of clones dying-
We are not responsible for any unattractive female scout photos. All our scouts are 18 or older.
Give Adell ISK foundation will refund your ISK within 24 hours if you are not healed in battlefield, but we will also request our image back.
A cup of coffee costs a lot in New Eden.
Brick tanking a scout suit since April 2013!
|
Rusty Shallows
1428
|
Posted - 2014.04.06 04:30:00 -
[7] - Quote
I have a policy of never giving money to another dude who calls himself "Sex Master"
Forums > Game: So here is a cookie and a Like. Please keep posting.
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! >>> GòÜ(GÇóGîéGÇó)Gò¥ >>>
|
Adell Shinzumakami
Paladin Survey Force
Amarr Empire
186
|
Posted - 2014.04.06 14:18:00 -
[8] - Quote
Rusty Shallows wrote:I have a policy of never giving money to another dude who calls himself "Sex Master"
That's what I'm known as. I don't know why you would worry about that, when thousands of clones are dying everyday....
I GÖÑ RoadKill
Closed BETA vet - CLOAKING
|
Fire of Prometheus
Alpha Response Command
4187
|
Posted - 2014.04.06 14:32:00 -
[9] - Quote
I bet you 1 isk, that the OP is an alt to one shinohumozaki (or whatever his name is) alts
Alpha Response Command (ALREC)
The premier training corp for commandos.
Apply today!
|
General John Ripper
19382
|
Posted - 2014.04.06 15:03:00 -
[10] - Quote
go away you prostitute. You aren't taking any of my money...
My like count = respec petition
Sign it to let CCP know we are serious.
|
|
|
Adell Shinzumakami
Paladin Survey Force
Amarr Empire
190
|
Posted - 2014.04.06 15:47:00 -
[11] - Quote
Fire of Prometheus wrote:I bet you 1 isk, that the OP is an alt to one shinohumozaki (or whatever his name is) alts
Give me my 1 ISK now. My only Alt is another strange name I made up. This is my main.
I GÖÑ RoadKill
Closed BETA vet - CLOAKING
|
|
|
| |
|
| Pages: [1] :: one page |
| First page | Previous page | Next page | Last page |