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gravalicious
On The Brink
CRONOS.
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Posted - 2014.04.06 02:59:00 -
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Anyone who gets over 30 kills in one match on this game has no social life and is one of the saddest people for not being able to get laid and has no job to speak of and will likely die of Mountain Dew poisoning and probably can't get out of their chair due to the lard stuck to their body and HOLY RUN ON SENTENCE.
I don't care what you say. You're all of the above if you meet the criteria. The rest of us have to go to sleep for work/school in the morning. |
Michael-J-Fox Richards
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
202
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Posted - 2014.04.06 03:04:00 -
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gravalicious wrote:Anyone who gets over 30 kills in one match on this game has no social life and is one of the saddest people for not being able to get laid and has no job to speak of and will likely die of Mountain Dew poisoning and probably can't get out of their chair due to the lard stuck to their body and HOLY RUN ON SENTENCE.
I don't care what you say. You're all of the above if you meet the criteria. The rest of us have to go to sleep for work/school in the morning.
this thread is dumb and your opinion isnt popular
But boss, we can already see his bing bong, and his habby flabby babby.
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Joel II X
Dah Gods O Bacon
2158
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Posted - 2014.04.06 03:05:00 -
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"If you're better than me: you have no life.
If you're worse than me: you're a noob."
Welcome to the real world, jackass. |
Roxas Shin Hikaru
Royal Uhlans
Amarr Empire
11
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Posted - 2014.04.06 03:10:00 -
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Joel II X wrote:"If you're better than me: you have no life.
If you're worse than me: you're a noob."
Welcome to the real world, jackass.
Them's some truth in these insightful words, my friend. SPEAK IT...
TESTIFY.
Medics have a role in the battlefield TOO, you know.
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Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
3524
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Posted - 2014.04.06 03:12:00 -
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Regular sex, socially active, 2 jobs, take care of my house, don't drink anything carbonated, high metabolism...
A 30 pack isn't too hard for this decrepit old piece of **** that plays <50 matches a week, if any at all.
I GÖú Kittens.
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Dauth Jenkins
Ultramarine Corp
426
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Posted - 2014.04.06 03:13:00 -
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My best game is like 17 and 6.... I'm a scrub
-Sincerely
--The Dual Swarm Commando
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Lorhak Gannarsein
Science For Death
2607
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Posted - 2014.04.06 03:20:00 -
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OP is right.
If you can actually hit people with your gun you're obviously a scrub.
ak.0 4 LYFE
je ne regrette rien
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xxwhitedevilxx M
Maphia Clan Unit Unicorn
2164
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Posted - 2014.04.06 03:25:00 -
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just....why?
>Bastard I : "Cce me ne... futt! XD"
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER
R 0 N 1 N
1086
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Posted - 2014.04.06 03:26:00 -
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Lorhak Gannarsein wrote:OP is right.
If you can actually hit people with your gun you're obviously a scrub.
That made me laugh really freakin hard.
You don't see me because I am your blindspot
Amateur Proficiency XCV
Minmatar In-Game and Out, You'd be surprised
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Criteria Shipment
Dogs of War Gaming
Zero-Day
783
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Posted - 2014.04.06 03:36:00 -
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gravalicious wrote:Anyone who gets over 30 kills in one match on this game has no social life and is one of the saddest people for not being able to get laid and has no job to speak of and will likely die of Mountain Dew poisoning and probably can't get out of their chair due to the lard stuck to their body and HOLY RUN ON SENTENCE.
I don't care what you say. You're all of the above if you meet the criteria. The rest of us have to go to sleep for work/school in the morning.
So, you heard I went 44 and 2 last night? 
Goodbye, world!
(püú-ÿ+í-ÿ-é)
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Operative 1171 Aajli
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
1786
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Posted - 2014.04.06 03:38:00 -
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gravalicious wrote:Anyone who gets over 30 kills in one match on this game has no social life and is one of the saddest people for not being able to get laid and has no job to speak of and will likely die of Mountain Dew poisoning and probably can't get out of their chair due to the lard stuck to their body and HOLY RUN ON SENTENCE.
I don't care what you say. You're all of the above if you meet the criteria. The rest of us have to go to sleep for work/school in the morning.
How dare you say that sort ofGǪ hold on, mom's calling.
Ok, I'm back. How dare you say that sort of.
Brick tanking a scout suit since April 2013!
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Nocturnal Soul
Immortal Retribution
2707
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Posted - 2014.04.06 03:48:00 -
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Yup real life is so hard for me it's like sometimes I actually have to give a f*ck.
Its alright everyone, no need to worry it's just an Amarr scout :(
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Hecarim Van Hohen
Bullet Cluster
Lokun Listamenn
963
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Posted - 2014.04.06 04:10:00 -
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Lucky me I rarely pass the 30 kill mark so I'm spared from all that horror 
"Now I am become Dev, the locker of threads."
-CCP Logibro
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Adell Shinzumakami
Paladin Survey Force
Amarr Empire
172
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Posted - 2014.04.06 04:14:00 -
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Do I still have a life if I have gotten 29 kills and 1 assist?
I GÖÑ RoadKill
Closed BETA vet - CLOAKING
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Zirzo Valcyn
Kameira Lodge
Amarr Empire
391
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Posted - 2014.04.06 04:18:00 -
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anyone who makes a post about someone elses kills isn't that high up on a social latter themselves
u can ban the troll out of the forums but u can't ban the forums out of the troll.
forum warrior .189
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Thurak1
Psygod9
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
531
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Posted - 2014.04.06 04:19:00 -
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gravalicious wrote:Anyone who gets over 30 kills in one match on this game has no social life and is one of the saddest people for not being able to get laid and has no job to speak of and will likely die of Mountain Dew poisoning and probably can't get out of their chair due to the lard stuck to their body and HOLY RUN ON SENTENCE.
I don't care what you say. You're all of the above if you meet the criteria. The rest of us have to go to sleep for work/school in the morning.
That or a scout with shotgun and cloak. |
Khulmach
CLONES AGAINST HUMANITY
1
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Posted - 2014.04.06 05:06:00 -
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Thurak1 wrote:gravalicious wrote:Anyone who gets over 30 kills in one match on this game has no social life and is one of the saddest people for not being able to get laid and has no job to speak of and will likely die of Mountain Dew poisoning and probably can't get out of their chair due to the lard stuck to their body and HOLY RUN ON SENTENCE.
I don't care what you say. You're all of the above if you meet the criteria. The rest of us have to go to sleep for work/school in the morning. That or a scout with shotgun and cloak.
Translation I am a loser when it comes to stealth. |
Aria Gomes
R 0 N 1 N
358
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Posted - 2014.04.06 05:13:00 -
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Why you mad doe? |
Awry Barux
Ametat Security
Amarr Empire
1636
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Posted - 2014.04.06 05:24:00 -
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gravalicious wrote:Anyone who gets over 30 kills in one match on this game has no social life and is one of the saddest people for not being able to get laid and has no job to speak of and will likely die of Mountain Dew poisoning and probably can't get out of their chair due to the lard stuck to their body and HOLY RUN ON SENTENCE.
I don't care what you say. You're all of the above if you meet the criteria. The rest of us have to go to sleep for work/school in the morning.
It's Saturday night, smart guy- so no, I don't have to do anything tomorrow, and I'll stay up late stomping you in to the ground.
Delicious, delicious tears.
Nerdier than thou
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DEZKA DIABLO
THE FOOTCLAN
593
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Posted - 2014.04.06 06:18:00 -
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gravalicious wrote:Anyone who gets over 30 kills in one match on this game has no social life and is one of the saddest people for not being able to get laid and has no job to speak of and will likely die of Mountain Dew poisoning and probably can't get out of their chair due to the lard stuck to their body and HOLY RUN ON SENTENCE.
I don't care what you say. You're all of the above if you meet the criteria. The rest of us have to go to sleep for work/school in the morning.
I get over 30 kill games, have a wife that's a model( like a real model not a 5'2 fat chick that wants to be lol), get laid all the time, work as a professional artist from home, play dust after I tuck the kids in, finish my art, make wify diner and bump uglies.
You must be doin something wrong cuz I'm living like a king over here lol.
My remotes got NERFED cuz you whine like a B!+Gé¼[-]!
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GHOSTLY ANNIHILATOR
Ahrendee Mercenaries
Dirt Nap Squad.
1189
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Posted - 2014.04.06 06:26:00 -
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So u post a negative thread on dust 514 forums just to make urself feel better
Hmmm u must not have a very good life then.
Sadly
31 Mil SP VET , TANK / DS PILOT
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Shion Typhon
Intara Direct Action
Caldari State
461
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Posted - 2014.04.06 06:44:00 -
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Rynoceros wrote:Regular sex, socially active, 2 jobs, take care of my house, don't drink anything carbonated, high metabolism...
A 30 pack isn't too hard for this decrepit old piece of **** that plays <50 matches a week, if any at all.
Lol at < 50 matches a week. At 20 mins a pop that's 16 hours a week or 1/3 of a full time job. |
gravalicious
On The Brink
CRONOS.
136
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Posted - 2014.04.06 11:39:00 -
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LOLOLOL
Some people clearly take forum posts much too seriously. |
Rizlax Yazzax
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
160
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Posted - 2014.04.06 12:25:00 -
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gravalicious wrote:Anyone who gets over 30 kills in one match on this game has no social life and is one of the saddest people for not being able to get laid and has no job to speak of and will likely die of Mountain Dew poisoning and probably can't get out of their chair due to the lard stuck to their body and HOLY RUN ON SENTENCE.
I don't care what you say. You're all of the above if you meet the criteria. The rest of us have to go to sleep for work/school in the morning.
I work 60+ hours a week, am in a commited relationship of 3 years and often go out with friends. I still get more than 30kills on occassion.
I think what you mean to say is, "people are better than me and I don't like it. They must have no life because I have a life and suck, so must everyone else. Wah! Wah!" |
m twiggz
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
449
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Posted - 2014.04.06 12:31:00 -
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gravalicious wrote:Anyone who gets over 30 kills in one match on this game has no social life and is one of the saddest people for not being able to get laid and has no job to speak of and will likely die of Mountain Dew poisoning and probably can't get out of their chair due to the lard stuck to their body and HOLY RUN ON SENTENCE.
I don't care what you say. You're all of the above if you meet the criteria. The rest of us have to go to sleep for work/school in the morning.
I consistently get over 30 kills a match.
With that said I have a full time job working 40 or more hours a week, a great social life, I do not drink any soda what so ever and am in great shape.
Fail troll post. Perhaps you should spend more time outside of the forums and you too would have a job, friends and have less lard hanging off of your jowls. |
Zelorian Dexter snr
Vanguardian Remnant
189
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Posted - 2014.04.06 12:33:00 -
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Omg I usually get less than 10 kills per match but always get over 3kWP. Oh the life of a logi. So does this mean im a unemployed virgin. Or a useful member of society? . |
gravalicious
On The Brink
CRONOS.
136
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Posted - 2014.04.06 12:34:00 -
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Rizlax Yazzax wrote:gravalicious wrote:Anyone who gets over 30 kills in one match on this game has no social life and is one of the saddest people for not being able to get laid and has no job to speak of and will likely die of Mountain Dew poisoning and probably can't get out of their chair due to the lard stuck to their body and HOLY RUN ON SENTENCE.
I don't care what you say. You're all of the above if you meet the criteria. The rest of us have to go to sleep for work/school in the morning. I work 60+ hours a week, am in a commited relationship of 3 years and often go out with friends. I still get more than 30kills on occassion. I think what you mean to say is, "people are better than me and I don't like it. They must have no life because I have a life and suck, so must everyone else. Wah! Wah!"
I'd like to direct you to the post above yours. You're a complete dimwit if you think people are so easily generalized.
This is obviously a troll post. Why are people like you so stupid? |
gravalicious
On The Brink
CRONOS.
136
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Posted - 2014.04.06 12:35:00 -
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m twiggz wrote:gravalicious wrote:Anyone who gets over 30 kills in one match on this game has no social life and is one of the saddest people for not being able to get laid and has no job to speak of and will likely die of Mountain Dew poisoning and probably can't get out of their chair due to the lard stuck to their body and HOLY RUN ON SENTENCE.
I don't care what you say. You're all of the above if you meet the criteria. The rest of us have to go to sleep for work/school in the morning. I consistently get over 30 kills a match. With that said I have a full time job working 40 or more hours a week, a great social life, I do not drink any soda what so ever and am in great shape. Fail troll post. Perhaps you should spend more time outside of the forums and you too would have a job, friends and have less lard hanging off of your jowls.
Was it really a fail troll post? Or did it accomplish its goal? :) |
I-Shayz-I
I-----I
2857
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Posted - 2014.04.06 12:38:00 -
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It's really not that hard to do.
The no-lifers are the ones at the tops of the leaderboards with like 150k lifetime kills.
I get 30+ kills all the time, but I only have maybe 23k lifetime kills, and play this game on the weekends.
Links:
7162 wp with a Repair Tool!
I make logistics videos!
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The Headless Horseman
Paladin Survey Force
Amarr Empire
159
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Posted - 2014.04.06 12:39:00 -
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You guys leave the poor noob alone. He's just butthurt he can't kill anyone. What a scrub.......
Signed, Sealed, Delivered
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